Chris is a member of the 6th place team Bowls Deep.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Fall 2025

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	No! Not Theo!	3&4	118	188	146	452	572	150
Week 2	Trump's Tariff Turkeys	5&6	101	116	119	336	456	131
Week 3	Gutterly Hopeless	1&2	117	146	117	380	545	129
Week 4	(Absent)
Week 5	Squid Row	3&4	159	177	117	453	623	135
Week 6	Trump's Tariff Turkeys	1&2	107	91	118	316	472	129
Week 7	(Absent)
Week 8	FFK	3&4	101	100	130	331	501	126
TOTALS			703	818	747	2268	3169	126

Chris Hagan made his league debut in the Fall 2024 season.

Having rolled 102 games in his GutterAlley career, Hagan carries a lifetime average of 118.

To date, Chris's highest game shot in league was a 189 bowled in Game #2 during Week #13 of the Fall 2024 session and his highest series in league was the 453 he rolled in Week #5 during the Fall 2025 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 1 time(s).


Chris has bowled for:
  -Fall 2025: Bowls Deep   (Avg: 126)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2025: Bowls Deep   (Avg: 120)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2024: Bowls Deep   (Avg: 114)   (My profile for this team)


 

Chris has unlocked the following Fall 2025 achievements...

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Chris has been mentioned:

• Bowling In Pregnancy Linked To Austism (Sep 23rd, 2025) - I, your favorite President Donald J. Trump, am back with an important announcement about the sixth week of Fall 2025 — and folks, let me tell you, it was tremendous, absolutely tremendous. People are saying three teams, not one, not two, but THREE teams, they climbed in the standings — like my poll numbers, very high, very strong, levels never seen — while two teams, and it’s very sad, they slipped. They slipped like fake CNN's ratings, folks, not good, not strong. And we had history, real history: one bowler — set a new personal best series, can you believe it? And a brand new personal high game, which is a beautiful thing, a big beautiful thing. JoAnne Barber — fantastic woman, very classy — she got the high game of the week (143) AND the series (370) for the women. For the men, Ian Estey, people love Ian, strong competitor, he comes in with a high game (213) and series (593). Big numbers, folks. No one has ever seen numbers like these. And some people are saying, “Oh, RFK Jr. says it’s Brian Schaben's bowling ball polish that causes autism,” and I don’t know, maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not, other people, they have to be careful what they say, but I can say what I want. And I don’t trust Democrat-run bowling teams, and I don’t trust their ball polish either. Read on, folks, because it only gets better, and maybe — just maybe — the National Guard should be called in for excitement control.
  
  
• Still Not Theo! (Sep 16th, 2025) - The fifth week of Fall 2025 thundered into the alley with the force of destiny itself. One team clawed their way up the standings while another plummeted like a dropped bowling ball. Sparks flew as two bowlers etched new personal-best series into history’s ledger, and one hero claimed a brand-new personal high game. Among the women, JoAnne Barber seized the crown with a scorching 166 game and a 411 series. For the men, Nick Kinney stormed the lanes with a mighty 211, while Ian Estey’s relentless strikes earned him the top series of 557. Read on, for the pins fell, the cheers roared, and the drama was nothing short of epic!
  
  
• Team 2 Is Great Again! (Sep 2nd, 2025) - Because the team named for my beautiful TARIFFS has jumped into first place -- the highest place, a level never before seen, I, your Favorite President Donald J. Trump, am writing this week's recap. The third week of Fall 2025 was absolutely tremendous, folks — really historic. We saw winners rise, losers tumble, and believe me, everybody was talking about it. Two teams climbed the standings — beautiful climbing, the best kind — while two very sad, very weak teams slipped down. Cat Atwood, who is just terrific, totally dominated with this week’s high game (150) and series (391) for the women, while Aaron Barber — a tremendous bowler, by the way — delivered the men’s high game (211) and series (615). And now the Tournament of Champions divisions are set, ready for some incredible, one-on-one action beginning next week. People are calling it the best lineup in history. Read on — it only gets better!
  
  
• Fall 2025 is Now Underway! (Aug 19th, 2025) - The Fall 2025 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Two bowlers shattered their own limits with new personal best series. JoAnne Barber claimed this week's high game (134) and series (359) for the women, proudly declaring, "You've only seen a small teased of my striking power." On the men's side, Buck Nasty lived up to his name with a monstrous 201 game, while Matthew Taylor stormed the lanes with a 577 series. The season has begun, the pins are trembling, and the drama is only just heating up. Read on for the mayhem, and don't forget to check out the bingo results, too!
  
  
• Fall 2025 Preview (Aug 4th, 2025) -
  
  
• Cat Scratch Fever (May 6th, 2025) - The fourteenth week of Spring 2025 brought drama, surprises, and heartbreak to the lanes. For some, one of the surprises is that -- despite more than one person stating to the contrary -- the Championship was not clinched last night and while it remains unlikely (in one case very unlikely), two teams are still mathematically capable of overtaking FILPB before the season ends. One team clawed its way up the leaderboard, while another tumbled down a notch. On the individual front, Cat Atwood scorched the lanes with this week's high game (165) and series (366) for the women. Among the men, Nathan Burrows stormed in with a 223 high game, while Aaron Barber dominated the series leaderboard with a 594. But that’s only the beginning — the lanes had stories to tell.
  
  
• FILPB Reaps, Kittens Weep and Squids Rise from the Deeeeep (Apr 29th, 2025) - The thirteenth week of Spring 2025 proved unlucky for two teams, while two others escaped the curse and clawed their way up the standings. One bowler soared to new heights with a personal best, and Cat Atwood scratched out this week’s high game (124) and series (331) for the women. Matthew Taylor threw fireballs down the lane to capture the men’s high game (257) and series (580). But that’s just the beginning—keep reading for the thrilling details!
  
  
• A Great Start to 2025! (Jan 28th, 2025) - The Spring 2025 season has erupted into action, with six teams stepping onto the lanes for a grueling 16-week battle for the most prestigious prize that doesn't exist: The GutterAlley Championship Trophy. This week's spotlights shone on JoAnne Barber, who delivered a stellar high game (139) and series (387) for the women (weird to be able to say that in the plural again), while Dustin Schmeltz unleashed a powerhouse performance with a high game (242) and series (561) for the men. But those were just the highlights—let’s dive into the drama that unfolded!
  
  
• Fall 2024 Recap (Dec 31st, 2024) -
  
  
• Debatably Good Bowling (Sep 10th, 2024) - The third week of Fall 2024 rolled in with anticipation, as one team soared to new heights and another tumbled down the standings. JoAnne Barber made waves with this week’s high game (126) and series (347) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor took center stage for the men with a high game (238) and series (614). Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions divisions are locked and loaded, ready to bring head-to-head showdowns next week! Let’s dive into the play-by-play drama of this week's matchups.
  
  

Chris is not currently featured on any of our Top 25 lists.