• sweep_feat  Sweepage!
    Week 14 – November 19, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the Fall 2019 season draws closer to its conclusion, a bowling session that went almost exactly as predicted saw four sets of sweeps that led to… no change in the standings except for a flip of the bottom two positions. However, three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 151, and women’s high series was bagged by Alison Radke with a 402. As for the men, Ben Spencer snagged this week’s high game with a 235, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • peach_feat  Just Peachy
    Week 13 – November 12, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Everything is just peachy!

  • brief_feat  Keeping It Brief
    Week 12 – November 6, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    (Scoot here… I’m taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I’m keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)
    The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while Michael Gordon earned this week’s high game (242) and series (674) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week11_feat  When A Ball Loves A Rack (of Pins)
    Week 11 – October 29, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The eleventh week of Fall 2019 saw the second known marriage of two league bowlers (the first being Derek Jeter and Amanda Cox-Jeter sometime back in the W Bush era). It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (186) and series (470) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 614. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week10_feat  Happy Piniversary!
    Week 10 – October 22, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As our league offocially celebrated its 20th birthday, some sort of malaise of old age set in. Apart from a few bright spots, rolling this week was so lackluster than not only did no one earn Most Valuable Bowler, nobody even qualified to be a runner-up! Through the mediocirty two teams did manage to climb in the standings, to the detriment of the two teams that slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (159) and series (433) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week’s high game with a 256, and high series was earned by Seth Gunderson with a 583. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • tott_feat  Schooled.
    Week 9 – October 15, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    While the first session on the back half of this season only saw the two teams in the middle of the standings swap places, school was in session and it resulted in the gap widening considerably between the only three teams with winning records.

    The ninth week of Fall 2019 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (160) and series (455) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week’s high game (226) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week8_feat  Dead Wood Dick
    Week 8 – October 8, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week’s high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • synt_feat  See You Next Tuesday for the Position Round!
    Week 7 – October 1, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Alison Radke landed this week’s high game for the women with a 190, and women’s high series was bagged by Mary Clarke with a 469. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson both tied for this week’s high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 654. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w6_feat  There’s Some Goetz Brewing
    Week 6 – September 25, 2019 (2 COMMENTS)

    A stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • doping_feat  Overkill Much, Ian?
    Week 5 – September 17, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week’s high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week’s high game (268) and series (702) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • In Fall 2005 a team named Munson'd had the worst win-loss record in league history with 6.5-57.5.  Is someone making a run at beating this?  Munson’d Redux?
    Week 4 – September 10, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fourth week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (191) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 622. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • breaking_feat  Week 3 Late Breaking News
    Week 3 – September 10, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores for the two absent teams (the two VML teams, of course ), finally came in after one of the two teams rolled late last night and the other decided to forfeit. The third week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new [...]

  • week3-feat  Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ
    Week 3 – September 3, 2019 (3 COMMENTS)

    Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn’t sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you’d get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary. I’d suggest you just ignore this post.

  • week2  Week 2 RoboRecap
    Week 2 – August 27, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The second week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (168) and series (445) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 641. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week1_feat  Got Wood?
    Week 1 – August 20, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2019 (20 Years!) season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (189) and series (494) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 609. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • time_feat  Rules for “Bowling Thru Time”
    August 20, 2019 (2 COMMENTS)

    For our 20th Anniversary Season we’re doing a special side game that will make at least half of this season’s bowlers winners!

  • previewfeat  Time To Roll!
    August 14, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Fall 2019 bowling season, our 40th season, in which we celebrate 20 years as a league!

  • season_feature  Spring 2019 Recap
    May 15, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube’s birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye.

  • wk16_feat  All Hail the ToC Champs!
    Week 16 – May 7, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season’s championship title! But we aren’t quite finished yet — next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan’s side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (186) and series (513) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (237) and series (628) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk15_feat  The Rainbow Connection
    Week 15 – April 30, 2019 (3 COMMENTS)

    Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone exceptCICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history!

Sweepage!

Fall 2019, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On November 19, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As the Fall 2019 season draws closer to its conclusion, a bowling session that went almost exactly as predicted saw four sets of sweeps that led to... no change in the standings except for a flip of the bottom two positions. However, three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 151, and women's high series was bagged by Alison Radke with a 402. As for the men, Ben Spencer snagged this week's... (more...)

Just Peachy

Fall 2019, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On November 12, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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In this thirteenth week of Fall 2019, one bowler set a new personal best series and game. Movement in the standings was limited to a flip-flop of the two teams in the middle. Performance-wise, Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (448) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (239) and series (641) for the men. (more...)  Read More →

Keeping It Brief

Fall 2019, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 6, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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(Scoot here... I'm taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I'm keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while... (more...)

When A Ball Loves A Rack (of Pins)

Fall 2019, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On October 29, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The eleventh week of Fall 2019 saw the second known marriage of two league bowlers (the first being Derek Jeter and Amanda Cox-Jeter sometime back in the W Bush era). It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (186) and series (470) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 614. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Happy Piniversary!

Fall 2019, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On October 22, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As our league offocially celebrated its 20th birthday, some sort of malaise of old age set in. Apart from a few bright spots, rolling this week was so lackluster than not only did no one earn Most Valuable Bowler, nobody even qualified to be a runner-up! Through the mediocirty two teams did manage to climb in the standings, to the detriment of the two teams that slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (159) and series (433) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged... (more...)

Schooled.

Fall 2019, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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(This could very well be the worst Photoshop in the history of Gutter Alley.) (more...)  Read More →

Dead Wood Dick

Fall 2019, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On October 8, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

See You Next Tuesday for the Position Round!

Fall 2019, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 1, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2019 position round and See you next Tuesday! holds a pretty strong lead heading into that. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Mary Clarke with a 469. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson both tied for... (more...)

There’s Some Goetz Brewing

Fall 2019, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On September 25, 20192 COMMENTS
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With approximately half the league absent due to work, the Royals, or the Black Keys, a very quick yet stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement a little bit of Bowl Movement in the standings. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Overkill Much, Ian?

Fall 2019, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 17, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week's high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (268) and series (702) for the men. And while they may not be dominating in the standings, the scores of CICK Ass 2 lead one to wonder what sort of performance enhancing drugs they are on. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Munson’d Redux?

Fall 2019, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
In Fall 2005 a team named Munson'd had the worst win-loss record in league history with 6.5-57.5.  Is someone making a run at beating this?

The fourth week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (191) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 622. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 3 Late Breaking News

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Post-bowling scores for the two absent teams (the two VML teams, of course ), finally came in after one of the two teams rolled late last night and the other decided to forfeit. The third week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (212) and series (464) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game... (more...)

Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by AJ Hofmann On September 3, 20193 COMMENTS
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Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn't sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you'd get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary. (more...)  Read More →

Week 2 RoboRecap

Fall 2019, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On August 27, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Scoot here: I'm not feeling well today so I'm leaving this as a robo-writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Got Wood?

Fall 2019, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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8 teams arrived to kick off our fortieth season, greeted by new flooring installed over the summer by last season's last-place team, who are now all taking a season off to recovering from the fumes. (This season's last-place team will get to replace all the ceiling tiles.) (more...)  Read More →

Rules for “Bowling Thru Time”

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 20192 COMMENTS
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For our 20th Anniversary Season we're doing a special side game that will make at least half of this season's bowlers winners! (more...)  Read More →

Time To Roll!

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 14, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the Fall 2019 bowling season, our 40th season, in which we celebrate 20 years as a league! (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2019 Recap

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On May 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube's birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye. C.I.C.K. Ass - Spring 2019 Champs (more...)  Read More →

All Hail the ToC Champs!

Spring 2019, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On May 7, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season's championship title (two weeks ago, yawn). But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. (more...)  Read More →

The Rainbow Connection

Spring 2019, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 20193 COMMENTS
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Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone except CICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history! More on that in a little bit, let's get through last night's scores... (more...)  Read More →

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