• sabrinaFEAT  The Blue and the Gray
    Week 2 – January 24, 2012 (2 COMMENTS)

    Week #2 of GutterAlley’s 25th season is now in the history books and with it came some rather impressive performances from what some would consider unlikely sources. Tuesday night also saw the official debuts of some new rookies including Chris Klee, Alexandra Avila, and Sarah West as well as new subs Kris Karnes and Matt Hile. Welcome to the league, gang!

    Ready to find out how everyone did? We thought so…

  • Spring2012FEAT  The Party is Underway
    Week 1 – January 17, 2012 (4 COMMENTS)

    Tuesday say the official kickoff of the 25th season in GutterAlley’s history. This time around, 40 different bowlers across 8 teams will do battle for 16 weeks in a quest to come away with the championship title in the Spring 2012 session.

    So how did everyone do in their initial outing? Let’s find out, shall we?

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Spring 2012 Session!
    January 15, 2012 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2012 session of the VML Bowling League kicks off on Tuesday, January 17th. This time around we’ll have eight 5-man teams vying for the championship title over the course of 16 nights on the lanes.

    Before we get started, we wanted to welcome our newest recruits and explain what they can expect in the league…

  • Over the Line!  The Next Season…
    January 3, 2012 (0 COMMENTS)

    Can you believe – as of this moment – we are OVER THE LINE, err, over the limit for the number of bowlers we have space for on the roster for next season?!? Oh, don’t worry, I know it won’t last either. But, for all the latest and greatest information on the next season, dive right on in.

  • HoFcarlFEAT  And the winner is…
    December 21, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    Carl Goetz became the 5th bowler to be inducted into the GutterAlley Hall of Fame on Tuesday, capping off the Fall 2011 Fun Night. The winners of the Season Favorites were also announced along with the other various season-ending awards. Ready to find out who all was chosen?

    Read on, then, dammit!

  • 707feat  The Big Finish
    Week 16 – December 13, 2011 (5 COMMENTS)

    What a whirlwind finish to the Fall 2011 season – Ryan Doll shoots a 700+ series, 5 out of the eight teams swapped places in the league standings, and several people rolled their all time personal best games and series including this week’s Most Valuable Bowler Eric Summers.

    Not a bad way to end it all, eh?

  • fall2011Champs  Futility for the Finals
    Week 15 – December 6, 2011 (3 COMMENTS)

    Freda Schroeder, Phil Schroeder, Dennis “Pops” Laube, and Aubrey Moren finished what they set out to do this season – winning a championship. Besting all other teams en route to the season’s best record, No Pinheads were crowned the Fall 2011 champions a full week before the Finals. How’s that for a finish?

    As it turns out, every single team will face the team they faced this week in the Finals. Again, how’s THAT for a finish?

    And, anyone have any idea why Pops looks like he’s constipated in their championship photo to the left?

  • twoFEAT  Two Games Away
    Week 14 – November 29, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    The members of No Pinheads have been in first place since Week #4. Here we are in Week #14 and they are only two games away from ending any doubt as to which team will come away with the championship crown in the Fall 2011 season. Only two weeks remain and, with only one team even able to knock them out, things are looking pretty good for them. Not a single team managed to move up or down this week, despite some stellar games from a few individuals. Ready to hear how everyone did? Let’s go, then…

  • thankstakingFEAT  Happy Thanks-taking!
    Week 13 – November 22, 2011 (2 COMMENTS)

    Later this week, many of us will enjoy a feast with our loved ones over a wonderful dinner. Tuesday night, however, three teams in our league made meals out of their opponents on the lanes to begin their holiday week. With one team still waiting to find the results of their matchup due to their competition opting to post-bowl early next week, as it stands at the moment not a single team moved up or down in the league standings. Will this change once the final scores are tallied? We’ll have to wait and see…

  • festFEAT  Obviously You’re Not a Golfer
    Week 12 – November 15, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    Only three more weeks or regular season bowling remain before the eight teams of the Fall 2011 season march into the Finals. Theoretically, any one of four teams could come away with the crown but time is quickly running out. While none of those teams exchanged places in the league standings, the gaps in-between them have tightened setting up these last few weeks for quite a showdown.

    Two surprising and outstanding performances came to light Tuesday night with Sarah Sauer and Kelly Sands earning #1 Power Ranked Bowler and MVB nods respectively. How did everyone do, though? Let’s find out…

  • searcyIanFEAT  The Lad and the Legend
    Week 11 – November 8, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    Nine different bowlers hoisted games in the 200+ range Tuesday night but, despite the heavy hittings of the pins, only two teams managed to swap places in the league standings. Despite the moves, the gaps in-between teams have shrunk setting the stage for a fun final month of the Fall 2011 season. Can league leaders No Pinheads hold onto first place for the remainder of the season? Only time will tell.

    And who the hell let Pat Searcy into NKC Pro Bowl?!? Find out why in this week’s update…

  • statusQuoFEAT  Maintaining the Status Quo
    Week 10 – November 2, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #10 had big games…big series…big wins. And yet, hardly anything changed in the league standings. With the Finals a mere six weeks away, if someone plans to challenge the current standings leaders they best make their move soon before it’s too late.

  • gonnaLoseFEAT  Still On Top
    Week 9 – October 25, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    No Pinheads continues to sit atop the standings, a full eight games ahead of the rest of the league. In the Spring 2008 session, these same four bowlers wrapped up their season as league champions. They seem to be on pace to finish on top but the rest of the league has other plans. Is it too late to catch them or is the fun just getting started?

    Ready to find out how everything went down this week? Let’s get it on.

  • HoFnomineesFEAT  Hall of Fame Nominees: Spring 2011
    October 25, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    The GutterAlley Hall of Fame was created to commemorate and honor those individuals that best represent the bowling league throughout its rich history. Six league luminaries have been selected to grace this season’s ballot.

    Congratulations to Bob Brunker, Carl Goetz, Dennis “Pops” Laube, Janelle “Nellie” (Laube) Lamar, Jason Carpio, and Pat Searcy. Now it’s up to you, the bowling community, to vote for your favorites…

  • positionFEAT  Compromising Position Round
    Week 8 – October 18, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    The Fall 2011 season is now half over and, with the position round behind us, the stage has been set for an epic second half. With the league now sensing that No Pinheads can be ousted from the top of the league standings, it’s now just a matter of time before some team rises to the occasion to do just that. The second half belongs to anyone and it’s now just a matter of watching how it all unfolds. Game on.

  • 3feat  Three is a Magic Number
    Week 7 – October 11, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #7 saw the top half of the league face off against one another, with no teams allowing anyone to wrest them of their current spots, while the bottom half of the league all exchanged spots. Will this prove to be good or bad as we move into the position round next week? Only time will tell…

  • noPinheadsFEAT  The Untouchables
    Week 6 – October 5, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Like several seasons before, No Pinheads has dominated the first half of the season. Will this be the season that they can keep up this pace and carry it all the way through the Finals? Seven other teams have plans to derail them on their quest. With the position round just around the corner, there’s no telling how things will shape up as the season continues.

  • simonetFEAT  Constant Focus
    Week 5 – September 27, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #5 wrapped up Tuesday night and, with it, five different teams swapped places in the league standings. Second through sixth place shuffled with the biggest move in the positive belonging to Kitten Mittons, compliments of an outstanding performance by this Ryan Simonet…

  • winkaidFEAT  Orion Win-kaid!
    Week 4 – September 20, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #4 is now in the record books and with it came six of the eight teams in the league switching places in the standings. Orion Kinkaid put on the performance of the season thus far, earning both MVB and #1 Power Ranked Bowler status. A third team has now ascended to the top of the league and we’re only a quarter of the way through the season. The Fall 2011 session is truly a wild one, that’s for sure…

  • splitWeek3  STFU, Johnny!
    Week 3 – September 13, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    Week #3 is now in the history books and the standings have once again reshuffled with nearly every team moving into a new spot. Big games brought big wins for two teams who now find themselves sitting atop the league with a record of 9-3. Will these two teams meet in the Finals? Only time will tell.

    Ready to find out how your favorite team did this week? Well, let’s go…

  • dasFEAT  Up, Up and Away
    Week 2 – September 6, 2011 (3 COMMENTS)

    Historically, Week #2 really changes things up as people are beginning to settle into their averages after the highs and lows of the initial week. Every single team swapped places this week after all was said and done with a new team ascending to the top of the heap.

    Ready to get the full story?

  • 25thFEAT  Our 25th Anniversary
    September 5, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Even though we’ve just kicked off the Fall 2011 season, the next session that starts up in January will be the 25th in our league’s history! To commemorate that landmark, we here at GutterAlley are going to be digging way back into the scores to serve up Top 25 lists covering a wide range of topics just for fun…

  • noFEAT  No Bowling This Week
    August 29, 2011 (1 COMMENT)

    Please don’t forget that there is no bowling this week. We will resume on Tuesday, September 6th. Enjoy your Tuesday off!

  • week1FEAT  And So It Begins…
    Week 1 – August 23, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    Eight teams.
    Thirty-two bowlers.
    Sixteen weeks.
    Three hundred eighty-four games.
    One championship crown.

    Who wants it the most? Only time will tell…

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Fall Session!
    August 16, 2011 (2 COMMENTS)

    It’s almost that time, ladies and gents (and Scoot)! The Fall 2011 session of the VML Bowling League kicks off on Tuesday, August 23rd. Once again we’ll have eight 4-man teams vying for the championship title over the course of 16 nights on the lanes.

    Before we get started, we wanted to welcome our newest recruits and explain what they can expect in the league…

  • teamsFEAT  Fall 2011: Time to Pick Teams!
    August 4, 2011 (0 COMMENTS)

    And that does it! With the roster completely full, it’s time to pick teams. To speed the process up, we here at GutterAlley are going to take a stab at what we think are going to be the teams this season based upon emails received during the recruitment process.

The Blue and the Gray

Posted by Ken On January 24, 20122 COMMENTS
sabrinaFEAT

Week #2 of GutterAlley's 25th season is now in the history books and with it came some rather impressive performances from what some would consider unlikely sources. Tuesday night also saw the official debuts of some new rookies including Chris Klee, Alexandra Avila, and Sarah West as well as new subs Kris Karnes and Matt Hile. Welcome to the league, gang! (more...)  Read More →

The Party is Underway

Posted by Ken On January 17, 20124 COMMENTS
Spring2012FEAT

The 25th season of the VML Bowling League kicked off Tuesday evening and with it came rookie debuts, renewed rivalries, and epic sandbagging. This time around, 40 bowlers will do battle across eight teams in a quest to finish in first place at the tail end of Week #16. Making their official debut in Week #1 were Ed Felix, Ellen Neidlinger, Kristie Carter, Matt Bell, Eric Lemmon, and Anita Osthoff. Welcome! (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2012 Session!

Posted by Ken On January 15, 2012ADD COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

Baby, it's cold outside...and also time to get the next season of the VML Bowling League underway on Tuesday, January 17th. (more...)  Read More →

The Next Season…

Posted by Ken On January 3, 2012ADD COMMENTS
Over the Line!

The roster for the Spring 2012 season has filled up big and bad...much to our surprise. The official page where we'll list out who has signed in will be kept at the following URL: (more...)  Read More →

And the winner is…

Posted by Ken On December 21, 20111 COMMENT
HoFcarlFEAT

The Fall 2011 came to an official conclusion on Tuesday night, complete with prize disbursement and the announcement of the various season-ending awards. (more...)  Read More →

The Big Finish

Posted by Ken On December 13, 20115 COMMENTS
707feat

The Fall 2011 season came to a conclusion Tuesday night and with it came some huge scores...none larger than Ryan Doll's. Several people rolled their personal best games and series and, in the end, five – count 'em, FIVE – teams exchanged places in the league standings. Simply put, this was one of the wildest finishes score-wise to a season we've had in quite some time. Ready to see how it all ended up? So do we. Let's go. (more...)  Read More →

Futility for the Finals

Posted by Ken On December 6, 20113 COMMENTS
fall2011Champs

A new champion was crowned Tuesday night as the members of No Pinheads made it impossible for anyone to dethrone them in the Finals next week. Congratulations to Freda Schroeder, Phil Schroeder, Dennis "Pops" Laube, and Aubrey Moren on becoming the Fall 2011 champions! Tuesday night also saw some stellar performances throughout the league as other teams set their own stages for the Finals in a last ditch effort to move up in the league standings. Ready to see how everyone did? Read on, my good... (more...)

Two Games Away

Posted by Ken On November 29, 2011ADD COMMENTS
twoFEAT

Only two weeks remain in the Fall 2011 season and with that, the members of No Pinheads are just two games away from winning the championship – their first since the Spring 2008 session. Week #14 provided absolutely no movement either up or down in the league standings but did set the stage rather nicely for teams to make moves over the next two Tuesdays. Will the current league leaders finish off the season and take the title? Will Kitten Mittons continue their incredible season and move... (more...)

NEW FEATURE: The Over/Under Factor

Posted by Ken On November 23, 20111 COMMENT

We here at GutterAlley are always dreaming up goofy ways to utilize the huge stockpile of bowling score data we have collected over the better part of the last decade. Things such as the Most Valuable Bowler and the #1 Power Ranking have come about due to these brainstorming sessions. Well, here's our latest offering -- The Over/Under Factor. (more...)  Read More →

Happy Thanks-taking!

Posted by Ken On November 22, 20112 COMMENTS
thankstakingFEAT

With Thanksgiving just a couple of days away, several teams this week decided to say thanks as they were busy taking away victories from their opponents. While one team opted to post-bowl, the other three matchups of the evening saw some big wins earned as two teams swept while the third narrowly missed joining them in the clean up crew. After the scores came in, though, one team moved up and one moved down in the league standings. Ready to hear how everyone else did? Let's go. (more...)  Read More →

Obviously You’re Not a Golfer

Posted by Ken On November 15, 20111 COMMENT
festFEAT

Week #12 is now finished and with it we enter the final month of the Fall 2011 season. With wins and losses scattered throughout the various matchups, only one team managed to climb anywhere in the standings this week despite some heroic performances across the league. The Finals are just around the corner so if any team is going to unseat the current league leaders, they best get a move on. (more...)  Read More →

New Feature: Averages

Posted by Ken On November 15, 2011ADD COMMENTS

On our old site, we had a feature that allowed you to quickly see the averages of each person in the league. When we ported the core functionality of the original GutterAlley into what it is today, we left behind a lot of that code with the intention of making it better at a later date. (more...)  Read More →

The Lad and the Legend

Posted by Ken On November 8, 20111 COMMENT
searcyIanFEAT

Tuesday night saw a resurgence of several of the underdogs in the league, who rose up to strike down their higher ranked competitors. And while only two teams swapped places, the overall result was a tightening in the standings all over the place. To top off the evening, a visit was paid by league legend – and Hall of Fame nominee – Pat Searcy to a "young whippersnapper" attempting to make his move into the upper echelon of league lore. Ready to see how your favorite team performed?... (more...)

Maintaining the Status Quo

Posted by Ken On November 2, 2011ADD COMMENTS
statusQuoFEAT

Only six weeks remain in the Fall 2011 season and three teams have broken away from the rest of the league on a course towards the Finals. Week #10 is now history and with it came very little movement in the standings. Big performances from several rollers aided their teams in adding more notches in their win column, including a near perfect game by one and another bowler achieving his very first 600+ series. Ready to hear how your favorite team did Tuesday night? Keep on reading, then. (more...)  Read More →

Still On Top

Posted by Ken On October 25, 20111 COMMENT
gonnaLoseFEAT

Week 9 of sixteen is now in the history books and with it, only three teams swapped places in the standings...in the top half. While there was no change in the #1 spot, 2nd through 4th place shuffled spots with the lead over the league being cut by one game. While there is still plenty of time to catch the current league leaders, they have only suffered one matchup loss all season long. If any team is going to catch them, it'll at least be two weeks out. (more...)  Read More →

Hall of Fame Nominees: Spring 2011

Posted by Ken On October 25, 2011ADD COMMENTS
HoFnomineesFEAT

Last season, our bowling community collectively cast its votes for the inaugural class of enshrinees to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame. These four bowlers were tasked with carrying on the Hall's enshrinement duties, promising that one new bowler would make his or her way to join them at the end of every season going forward. We are happy to say that the tradition is about to continue. (more...)  Read More →

Trivia Contest – No Winners

Posted by ScooterJ On October 19, 2011ADD COMMENTS

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Compromising Position Round

Posted by Ken On October 18, 20111 COMMENT
positionFEAT

The second best week of the season is always the position round. With the chance to watch the standings swing wildly in any direction, the matchup victories set the stage for a potentially crazy second half. Can the current league leaders hold onto first place? History has proven otherwise, watching them fold like a paper napkin season after season in the second half. Perhaps this is their time...perhaps not. The stage has been set for the second half. Let's go. (more...)  Read More →

A Plea from Scoot

Posted by Ken On October 18, 20114 COMMENTS

Fellow bowlers, (more...)  Read More →

Three is a Magic Number

Posted by Ken On October 11, 2011ADD COMMENTS
3feat

With the position round a mere week away, a sense of urgency swept across the league with teams needing to win big Tuesday night during Week #7 in order to face the opponent they most desired. In the end, four teams came out with three wins while the rest of the league took their lumps and walked away with only a single win. While only the bottom half of the league standings shifted around, two teams in the top half managed to extend their lead away from the rest. (more...)  Read More →

The Untouchables

Posted by Ken On October 5, 2011ADD COMMENTS
noPinheadsFEAT

We're now six weeks into the season and one team has resoundingly pulled out ahead of the rest of the pack. While half the league jump all over the place in the standings, the other half remained steadfastly in their current positions. The position round is just around the corner so wins this week and next week are truly important leading into the mid-point of the Fall 2011 season. Ready to see how everyone did? Let's go. (more...)  Read More →

Constant Focus

Posted by Ken On September 27, 2011ADD COMMENTS
simonetFEAT

As the league puts Week #5 to rest, five teams shuffled spots in the league standings with three moving up and two dropping down. While the team at the top of the heap holds onto their spot for a second straight week, the teams in second through sixth place played musical chairs with a mere three games separating them all from one another. The big surprise on the lanes came from the team that moved up two spots behind an outstanding performance from a man earning his first MVB and #1 Power Ranking... (more...)

Orion Win-kaid!

Posted by Ken On September 20, 2011ADD COMMENTS
winkaidFEAT

With the Fall 2011 season a quarter of the way complete, things are shaping up to make this season interesting. After four weeks, three different teams have sat atop the league standings. One bowler put on the performance of the season thus far, securing both of the top weekly honors while obliterating the reigning champs. Did we mention that this season was going to be interesting? Read on... (more...)  Read More →

STFU, Johnny!

Posted by Ken On September 13, 20111 COMMENT
splitWeek3

With averages leveling out after three weeks of bowling, things typically begin to settle down and we start to see which teams are hell bent on proving that they are in it to win it. Tuesday night's performances, however, contained a mishmash of scores – some way up, some way down – that once again shifted around the league standings...including an interesting tie at the top of the heap. (more...)  Read More →

Up, Up and Away

Posted by Ken On September 6, 20113 COMMENTS
dasFEAT

Ahh, the uncertainty of Week #2. If there was ever a week tailor made to wreak havoc on everything from averages to the league standings, it's the second week of any season. Week #2 of the Fall 2011 was no exception with every single team changing places in the standings, averages swinging wildly and Scoot's team ascending into the top spot. In other words, hell has frozen over. (more...)  Read More →

Our 25th Anniversary

Posted by Ken On September 5, 2011ADD COMMENTS
25thFEAT

Had anyone asked league founder – and Hall of Famer – Angela Bradford in our inaugural season how long she thought the VML Bowling League would last, I doubt she would have been anywhere close to right. And here we are, twelve years later, currently bowling in our 24th session. (more...)  Read More →

No Bowling This Week

Posted by Ken On August 29, 20111 COMMENT
noFEAT

Hey, gang! Please don't forget that there will be no bowling this week due to a private party at the NKC Pro Bowl. We'll pick right up where we left off next Tuesday – September 6th – for our official Week #2. (more...)  Read More →

And So It Begins…

Posted by Ken On August 23, 2011ADD COMMENTS
week1FEAT

The Fall 2011 season – the 24th in league history – is officially underway now that the eight teams have rolled their first series of games. Scattered amongst the numerous returning veterans were three brand new bowlers along with two substitutes. GutterAlley officially welcomes Kim Wallace, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Gary Schroer into the league and to subs-turned-full-timers Mike Berlin and Neil Rieger as well. One of these five will come away with Rookie of the Season honors at the... (more...)

Welcome to the Fall Session!

Posted by Ken On August 16, 20112 COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

Well, gang, we are exactly one week away from kicking off the Fall 2011 session of the VML Bowling League, aka GutterAlley! We hope that everyone enjoyed their summer break. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2011: Time to Pick Teams!

Posted by Ken On August 4, 2011ADD COMMENTS
teamsFEAT

And that does it! With the roster completely full, it's time to pick teams. To speed the process up, we here at GutterAlley are going to take a stab at what we think are going to be the teams this season based upon emails received during the recruitment process. (more...)  Read More →

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