• brunkerApprovesFEAT  Battle Tested, Brunker Approved
    Week 2 – January 27, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With two weeks of the Spring 2015 season in the books, six – count ‘em, SIX! – bowlers are currently carrying averages above the 200 mark. The number six also made its mark in the league standings this week as that number of teams swapped places. Did we also mention that Carl Goetz shot a 666 series? Spooky.

    Ready to get all the details? You know what to do…

  • kodyStartFEAT  Wasting No Time
    Week 1 – January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2015 session kicked off Tuesday night and Kody Karnes wasted absolutely no time at serving notice that his team looks to repeat as champions. Setting a 237 average, Karnes quickly re-established his team at the top of the heap.

    Can they keep it until the Finals in May? Only time will tell…

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!
    January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The holiday season is behind us and it’s already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it’s time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening.

  • fall2014ChampsFEAT  A New King is Crowned
    Week 16 – December 10, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Sixteen weeks ago 32-bowlers on 8 different teams started out all with the same record of zero wins and zero losses, scheduled to do battle with one another at least twice. Tuesday night saw the end results of those slugfests with the men of the brashly named 921+ walking away as the champions of the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley action.

    Find out how the Finals went…

  • fall14FinalsFEAT  For Whom the Bell Tolls
    Week 15 – December 2, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Finals lineup is now set for the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley, our 30th Finals since we started this crazy league back in late 1999. Look how far we have come: in the very first season, it was a rare occurrence if anyone shot a 200 game. Now, we have people that average that on a weekly basis. This season has also seen more 200+ games than ever before, a testament as to how much we’ve improved over the past decade and a half.

  • Bowling Turkeys  Turkeys Galore
    Week 14 – November 25, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Turkeys, turkeys, turkeys…damn, there were a LOT of turkeys thrown during GutterAlley action in Week #14. Currently on pace to see more 200+ games than any other season in league history, twenty-two games of 200+ were thrown by more than a third of the roster this week alone. The top two teams in the league remained tied atop of the heap with The Finals just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

    Let’s do this…

  • jvFEAT  Eye on the Prize
    Week 13 – November 18, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    GutterAlley action in Week #13 ended with the only two teams that have occupied first place in a tie at 34 wins apiece, potentially setting the stage for a winner-takes-all showdown in the Finals three weeks away. Two other teams, however, remain in striking distance as the Fall 2014 season marches on.

  • vetDayFEAT  Vets Battle on Veteran’s Day
    Week 12 – November 11, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the nation paid its respects to those who served our country in the armed forces, the bowlers in GutterAlley showed little to no respect to those with any affiliation as they jockeyed for wins before the Finals arrive next month. While only two teams switched spots in the league standings, gaps are starting to form in-between the various teams throughout setting up what is sure to be an interesting finish to the season.

  • aubreySeriesFEAT  He’s Baaaaaaack
    Week 11 – November 4, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    With baseball season finally over, perfect attendance was *almost* achieved as 31 of the league’s 32 bowlers showed up to do battle Tuesday night. Net result? Six teams swapped places while several bowlers make their own personal history with their highest games and series to date.

    Needless to say it was quite a night in GutterAlley action…

  • 934FEAT  9…3…4
    Week 10 – October 28, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    For more than six years, the men of Ain’t No Sh!T enjoyed sitting atop one of the most impressive league records of all-time – their 921 single game team output. Tuesday night, however, saw that score moved to 2nd place as four new guys moved to the top of that mountain after some stellar output…and climbing to within two games of the current league leaders.

    Can they catch them before the Finals? Only time will tell.

  • bigGameBarberFEAT  The Royals Treatment
    Week 9 – October 21, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Some big scores were rolled Tuesday night, including a 10-in-a-row Game #3 out of rookie Aaron Barber who ended his night with the 4th highest score ever shot in league history. Week #9 action cannot be fully reported yet, due to the current league leaders needing to post-bowl, but we’re pretty sure Barber will come away with the story of the night.

  • creepingFEAT  The Midway Point
    Week 8 – October 14, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The position round took place Tuesday night and, with it, six of the team eight teams in the league swapped places. My Three Sons continues to hold tightly onto 1st place with their 5-game league. Can they maintain that throughout the second half? Only time will tell..as other teams are creeping up on them.

    A mere four games separate 2nd through 6th place. This will be an interesting second half of the Fall 2014 season for sure.

  • runningFEAT  Sprinting into the Position Round
    Week 7 – October 7, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    With the position round coming next week, teams put up their last ditch efforts in an attempt to better their spot within next week’s matchup. Some big games and series were rolled as five teams switched spots in the league standings.

  • cricketsFEAT  The Crickets Have Stopped
    Week 6 – September 30, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Better late than never, right?

    The results from Week #6 are now in and they include quite a few surprises…check ‘em out.

  • ian700FEAT  Number One Sons
    Week 5 – September 23, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    My Three Sons continue to dominate the league with a clean sweep of the team with the most output in league history, led by Ian Goetz’s very first 700+ series. Rob Kaszuba put up his first MVB of the season to bring Dixie Stampede out of the gutter. All in all, Week #4 action saw some big action.

  • dixiedemoFEAT  Dixie Stampeded
    Week 4 – September 16, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    This week only two teams managed to climb in the standings — one of those scoring a major upset that shook up one end of the standings. Read on to learn the details…

  • 3sonsFEAT  Holding onto the Reigns
    Week 3 – September 9, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Despite a league record being shattered by the team right on their tail, My Three Sons – last season’s reigning champs – refuse to relinquish control of 1st place for a second week in a row. Tentatively, five teams took over a new spot in the standings while we all wait for Split It & Hit It to complete their post-bowling.

  • bunyardFEAT  The Second Week Shuffle
    Week 2 – September 2, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #2 watched as nearly every team moved into a new spot in the league standings. Many averages rose while just as many fell from their initial week debuts but none moved as much as Matt Bunyard’s this week…wow.

    Want the details? You know what to do.

  • 919FEAT  Big Beginnings
    Week 1 – August 26, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Despite the heat outside, the majority of the bowlers in the 30th season of GutterAlley action showed up to kick off the season. Four teams ended their night up 3-1 while the other four went home down 1-3. There’s a long road to the Finals in December and we’re just getting warmed up.

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Fall 2014 Season!
    August 26, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Well, the summer is wrapping up and that can mean only two things – winter is coming (eventually) and it’s time for another session of GutterAlley Bowling! This will be our 30th season. Amazing.

Battle Tested, Brunker Approved

Posted by Ken On January 27, 2015ADD COMMENTS
brunkerApprovesFEAT

The most volatile week of each season is always, without a doubt, Week #2. Averages set the in the debut week fluctuate wildly as bowlers either get hot or cool off and teams struggle to secure victories during this roller coaster ride. A total of six teams swapped places Tuesday night with the exception of the team on top and the team on bottom but we're pretty confident that this pattern will continue as the Spring 2015 season rolls on. Amazingly, six bowlers in the league currently carry averages... (more...)

Wasting No Time

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
kodyStartFEAT

With the holiday season behind us, it was once again time to get down to business with the 31st season of GutterAlley action. Thirty-two bowlers across eight teams will duke it out over 16 weeks as one team will make its way to winning it all and be named the champs of the Spring 2015 season. While the majority of the league showed up to kick off Week #1 action, one team was mysteriously absent... (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

The holiday season is behind us and it's already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it's time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening. (more...)  Read More →

A New King is Crowned

Posted by Ken On December 10, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall2014ChampsFEAT

The Fall 2014 season – our 30th since beginning back in the Winter of 1999 – came to a big finish Tuesday night with quite a few season-wide records to go with it. Not only was this the best season in our league's 15 year-history we also shattered the season record for the most 200+ games thrown in a single season. Collectively, we kicked some serious butt over these past 16 weeks. Congratulations to this season's champions – John Boren (his 5th title), Kody Karnes (his 1st),... (more...)

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Posted by Ken On December 2, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall14FinalsFEAT

With the results of Week #15 recorded, the matchups in the Finals this season are all set. It's been an interesting run so far, with a number of teams bouncing all over the place throughout the past four months and a number of long-time records falling. Collectively, this season has witnessed our roster of 32 bowlers throwing the best season in our league's 15 year-history. Nearly the entire league combined to throw more 200+ games than we've ever seen and there's still one more week to keep adding... (more...)

Turkeys Galore

Posted by Ken On November 25, 2014ADD COMMENTS
Bowling Turkeys

Thanksgiving is later this week and, in its own special way, the league gave thanks to the Bowling Gods by sacrificing many, many turkeys on the lanes in Week #14 action. After the feathers stopped flying, half of the league managed to change places in the standings with the top two teams remaining neck and neck with two weeks to go. The standings at the end of next week will determine the seeding in The Finals. (more...)  Read More →

Eye on the Prize

Posted by Ken On November 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS
jvFEAT

The Finals are less than a month away now and, with the results of Week #13, it's still almost anybody's game. Big scores and even bigger series continue to permeate the league as teams strive to add as many wins to their record before it's all said and done. Hell, three different bowlers shot a 256 tonight. So let's get down to the particulars, shall we? (more...)  Read More →

Vets Battle on Veteran’s Day

Posted by Ken On November 11, 2014ADD COMMENTS
vetDayFEAT

While temperatures plummeted outside, scores plummeted inside overall in Week #12 of GutterAlley action as our league average took a dive. Despite big victories across the four matchups only two teams ended up moving at all in the league standings. Gaps are starting to form in-between the various teams throughout the league as the Finals draw closer and closer. Brace yourself, folks...it's going to be a bumpy ride. (more...)  Read More →

He’s Baaaaaaack

Posted by Ken On November 4, 2014ADD COMMENTS
aubreySeriesFEAT

With the baseball season finally over, 31 of the 32 bowlers competing in the Fall 2014 season showed up to do battle in Week #11 of GutterAlley action. With six teams changing spots in the league standings, it turns out that only three games separate the top four teams in the league and total pins are coming into play to slot the competitors. Several bowlers shot their personal bests as league continues to march onward towards the Finals a mere five weeks away. (more...)  Read More →

9…3…4

Posted by Ken On October 28, 2014ADD COMMENTS
934FEAT

With the Royals on the brink of elimination in the World Series playing in the background, the GutterAlley bowling league stepped up to the plate in a big way during Week #10 action. In what is shaping up to be the best season in league history, the Fall 2014 season continues to bring big scores and even bigger series into the record books...including a new #1 that knocks down a score that has stood since September 30, 2008. Ready to see how the league stacks up after all is said and done? Let's... (more...)

The Royals Treatment

Posted by Ken On October 21, 2014ADD COMMENTS
bigGameBarberFEAT

Tuesday night saw the Kansas City Royals return to the World Series for the first time in 29 years. Unlike the Royals, bowlers put up big scores to ensure the teams came away with wins including one that nearly ended in a perfect game. The complete story of Week #9 cannot be told just yet as the current league leaders are post-bowling later in the week but, what we have so far, is pretty impressive. Read on. (more...)  Read More →

The Midway Point

Posted by Ken On October 14, 2014ADD COMMENTS
creepingFEAT

With the Royals playing once again, pre-bowling scores riddled the league's matchups and worked as a mixed bag across the board. A Hall of Famer reminded the league why he's one of the best bowlers we've ever seen en route to keeping his team atop the league standings while six other teams played musical chairs in the league standings. Ready to see how it all played out? Well, what are you waiting for?!? (more...)  Read More →

Sprinting into the Position Round

Posted by Ken On October 7, 2014ADD COMMENTS
runningFEAT

At the conclusion of Week #7 Tuesday night, every team has now faced one another once. With the position round looming just ahead, wins become imperative while jockeying for a better spot where you can do more damage against your closest opponent. While the top three teams didn't budge, 4th through 8th place jumped, jived, and wailed into new spots. This season has seen some impressive scores and series from both teams as well as individuals and this week was no exception. Ready to hear the particulars?... (more...)

The Crickets Have Stopped

Posted by Ken On September 30, 2014ADD COMMENTS
cricketsFEAT

With the Kansas City Royals amazingly making it into the post-season for the first time since some of our league bowlers were born, half of the league did not show up to roll with plans to either post-bowl or already having pre-bowled. Week #6 had a lot of TBDs and tentatives...until now. (more...)  Read More →

Number One Sons

Posted by Ken On September 23, 2014ADD COMMENTS
ian700FEAT

The league now has Week #5 in the history books and with it came some serious output from the first place team. While three teams swapped places in the league standings, only two teams remain standing with winning records – which has to be a first in our league's history. (more...)  Read More →

Dixie Stampeded

Posted by Ken On September 16, 2014ADD COMMENTS
dixiedemoFEAT

This week saw most teams either remain fixed in the standings or slide. However two teams managed to buck the trend and improve their position in the league. (more...)  Read More →

Holding onto the Reigns

Posted by Ken On September 9, 2014ADD COMMENTS
3sonsFEAT

Tuesday night was an historic night in GutterAlley as, combined, the league put up a pretty big overall average of 168 for Week #3. Tentatively, five teams have moved around in the league standings but last season's champs refuse to relinquish their icy grasp on first place despite only two games separating the top four teams. The Tournament of Champions seeding is now complete and that will kick off within next week's action. For a breakdown of what all went on, just keep on reading... (more...)  Read More →

The Second Week Shuffle

Posted by Ken On September 2, 2014ADD COMMENTS
bunyardFEAT

As we point out every season, Week #2 is always the most volatile of any given session. Not to disappoint, seven of the league's eight teams swapped places in the league standings in the second week shuffle. Average were all over the place with one person raising his 27 while another person dropped theirs 17. If anyone could accurately predict what was going to happen in Week #2 each season we'd hire them on the spot to forecast all kinds of things. (more...)  Read More →

Big Beginnings

Posted by Ken On August 26, 2014ADD COMMENTS
919FEAT

The very first night of our 30th season of GutterAlley action is now in the books and the league split it right down the middle with four teams coming away with records of 3-1 while the other half took it on the chin 1-3. Three rookies made their debut – along with one rookie sub – Tuesday night so we'd like to extend a warm welcome to Brian Coe, Dan Imperial, Todd Way (officially a full-time bowler this season!), and sub Spencer Branham. Welcome the league, gentlemen! (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Fall 2014 Season!

Posted by Ken On August 26, 2014ADD COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

Well, the summer is wrapping up and that can mean only two things – winter is coming (eventually) and it's time for another session of GutterAlley Bowling! This will be our 30th season. Amazing. (more...)  Read More →

Pinterest Pins the Championship

Posted by Ken On May 13, 2014ADD COMMENTS

The Spring 2014 season officially came to an end Tuesday night with the Finals a mere formality as the new league champions wrapped it all up last week. Congratulations once again to Jonathan Vigliaturo, Andy McLeod, Ian Goetz, and Seth Gunderson. This is the first title for both Jonathan and Andy, the 4th for Ian, and the 6th for Seth. (more...)  Read More →

Best. Series. Ever.

Posted by Ken On May 6, 20141 COMMENT

The Spring 2014 had two great events take place during Week #14. Firstly, the scrappy band of Jonathan Vigliaturo, Andy McLeod, Ian Goetz, and Seth Gunderson wrapped up the season to clinch the championship crown the week before the Finals. Congratulations to this season's new champs! This is the first championship title for JV and Andy, Ian's 4th, and Seth's 6th. In other news, one of the league's long-standing records has fallen to a man serving our country (although it's legality was quickly... (more...)

Cannon Fodder

Posted by Ken On April 29, 2014ADD COMMENTS

The Finals are almost upon us as Week #14 proved to be a quiet one in regards to any switches in the league standings. The league leaders, however, managed to increase their lead from a mere 1.5 games back up to 3.5 over the rest of the league as they try to wrap up the season before the big Finals showdown. Here's how it all played out... (more...)  Read More →

Zeroing in on the Target

Posted by Ken On April 22, 2014ADD COMMENTS

Twice in GutterAlley's recorded history, the eventual champions were able to lock up the season in Week #13 and just coast the rest of the way with the title already in hand. This season's frontrunners looked all but ready to wrap it up coming out of the position round, having amassed the 2nd best first-half win record in league history. The last few weeks, however, have been rough as three teams are now locked in a battle to walk away the champs. The Spring '14 session's Week #13 brings us to... (more...)

The Home Stretch

Posted by Ken On April 15, 20141 COMMENT

Week #12 is now a part of GutterAlley history and the Finals are now less than a month away. A few weeks back the season looked all but wrapped up for the current league leaders but, despite only two teams swapping places in the league standings Tuesday night, the Spring 2014 may still be up for grabs. Across the league tonight, the infamous ScooterMath™ predictions failed to come to fruition with every single underdog team coming away with more wins than were expected. (more...)  Read More →

Tronned!

Posted by Ken On April 8, 2014ADD COMMENTS

Week #11 is now in the books and, with it, came some surprising results: for the first time since the very beginning of the season, the league leaders are almost within striking distance. Now leading the league by only four and a half games, the pressure is now on to keep the momentum going. Around the league, four of the eight teams swapped places in the league standings while the lanes saw some pretty nice output. Let's get into the details, shall we? (more...)  Read More →

April Fool’s Gold!

Posted by Ken On April 1, 2014ADD COMMENTS

While the world was watching pranks play out right before their very eyes Tuesday, several others took place on the lanes during Week #10 action of the Spring 2014 season. Half the teams in the league swapped places in the standings by bowlers other than the usual suspects. To top off the report, the seemingly invulnerable team at the top of the heap took it on the chin in a surprising upset. Read on, friends...and, we promise, there are no April Fool's jokes in here. (more...)  Read More →

Goetz It Done

Posted by Ken On March 25, 20141 COMMENT

With the Spring '14 position round behind us, the schedule reset and everyone faced their opposition from the very first night once again in Week #9. While the league leaders continue to distance themselves from the other seven teams on the roster, the overall output from the league as a whole is currently the third best in league history with a chance to be the best ever. (more...)  Read More →

Position Round Robin

Posted by Ken On March 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS

The Spring 2014 season is officially now half way complete and it's pretty apparent that the current league leaders are showing no signs of slowing up whatsoever. After amassing an incredible 28-4 record – winning 87.5% of their games so far – Pinterest is openly declaring the second half of the season as a battle for second place amongst everyone else still rolling as they are gunning for the best record in league history. Week #8 action witnessed half the league switching spots in... (more...)

The midway point of the season is upon us and, as always, that means that it's time for the position round. For those of you new to the league, this week moves away from the standard schedule and pits the team in 1st against the team in 2nd place; 3rd place battles 4th place; 5th tries to beat up on 6th place; 7th and 8th place wage war against one another as well. (more...)  Read More →

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