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  • baby_feat  Same Result, with a Tiny New Twist
    Week 16 – December 6, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Congratulations to Seth and Ashlee Gunderson on the birth this morning of their first child, Spring 2038 women’s high game scratch winner Frankee Belle Gunderson! (Oh also also congratulations to Seth and his team for winning the championship yet again…)

  • air_feat  Up In The Air
    Week 15 – November 29, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    All bowling scores are in, and the headline for this write-up doesn’t need to change! After ruling the roost all season, Vote JV is now in a tie with the team that is trying very hard to live up to the namesake of its acronymous name. It litterally comes down to who wins next week!

  • thanks_feat  Thankful For a More Interesting Championship
    Week 14 – November 22, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    In what was a very short night for everybody except the poor schmoes on the first pair of lanes, things suddenly have become potentially very interesting as we close in on the Championship round. Suddenly the team that has been running away with first place all season is finding themselves needing to fight for it. How did this happen?

  • flatscreen_feat  Flat-ner Is Coming
    Week 13 – November 15, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    After years over suffering with blurry, miscolored, distorted scoreboards, we have credible information that by next week all of the scoreboards will be replaced with modern LCD flat=panel screens. It remains to be seen if or when this will be followed with high-def signal on the TVs, or working lanes. :)

  • 11-8-16_feat  Look At Some Cute Things While Reading About Bowling
    Week 12 – November 9, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Scoot tried several times last night to get this write-up going, and even had various sets of images already loaded up to go with a theme for either way the election went. But he just couldn’t bring himself to do it, and decided that what this nation needs now more than anything else is a bowling recap to help us heal.

    (Pictured left: Freda & Carl reconcile after some heated post-bowling election night bickering.)

  • nochange_feat  No Change
    Week 11 – November 1, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    You’d think that with new bowlers continuing to be introduced 11 weeks into the season, that we’d see some changes in the standings. But nope, not this week, every team stayed exactly where they were!

  • ten_feat  Ten.
    Week 10 – October 25, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    You’d think we wouldn’t be welcoming a new bowler into the league in Week 10, but hey, this is the Fall 2016 season so anything goes. And, in typical Fall 2016 season, the team he was going to bowl on didn’t show up. But that’s okay, he got to kick ass for another team instead.

  • popsfeat  Pops Tops Pins
    Week 9 – October 18, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    We begin the second half with no movement in the standings, at least not so far. However the matchup between the top two teams can’t be reported until the alphabet team post-bowls on Monday.

  • Halfway_feat  Halfway Done!
    Week 8 – October 11, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    It’s on. Despite all the sickness and injuries and disappearing team members, our league came back to form in a big way this week. This week was our league’s strongest showing since April 19 and the second-strongest performance we’ve seen so far in 2016. We had more 200+ game tonight (14) than we’ve seen in any week so far this season. The season is now halfway over, and while last season’s champions remain in the lead, a challenger is finally emerging who is chipping away at their lead.

  • ankle_feat  A Fractured League Enters Midseason
    Week 7 – October 4, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our decimated league is now approaching the position round, and yet another injury takes yet another bowler out for the the season. Let’s al wish the best for both Mark DeVoe and Kody Karnes on their individual roads to recovery! Meanwhile, nobody moved in the standings this week. Which only makes sense, considering how few league members can even walk.

  • hump_feat  Humptastically Excited about First
    Week 6 – September 27, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    In a season that seems to almost be cursed, for the first time this season, every real team had a full roster despite four bowlers being absent. Not that that mattered in any way for keeping the defending champions from making an early start at running away with the season once again.

  • mead_feat  Don’t Tread On Mead
    Week 5 – September 20, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was supposed to see our league finally as full as it’s going to get this season, but like several other bowlers our new guy was infected with pestilence. However, Michael Mead showed up and inoculated us with a shot of kick-ass bowling that rocketed him to the top of the individual standings.

  • vacancy_feat  Tournament Takes Off, Ray & Stevie Take It Slow
    Week 4 – September 14, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    For the first time in league history, the team rolling against the Blind (Vacancy) Team not only didn’t finish early, they were actually the last to finish. Meanwhile a late addition to the league (Ben Spencer) made for a complicated first week for the Tournament of Champions, and next week will be equally complicated when another new bowler — likely the last new bowler this season — will join us. And, finally, find out how the Carolina Reaper may come into play this season.

  • sweepage_feat  Sweepage
    Week 3 – September 6, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    All four matchups ended in sweeps tonight. Who did the sweeping and who wound up in the dustbin? The answers to these questions and more, in this week’s episode of All My Gutterballs.

  • dustonhofmanFEAT  Dustin-Hofmann
    Week 2 – August 30, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Apart from some sexy new bowling shirts making a debut, the biggest development tonight was some pretty amazing performances by two of our non-anchors. Congratulations to Dustin and AJ on some mighty fine bowling tonight!

  • split_feat  A Split-It First?
    Week 1 – August 23, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    For what could very well be the first time ever in their 9-season history, Split It & Hit It is in first place! How did it come to this? Read on to find out…

  • fall2016feat  It’s Time for some Fall Bowling!
    August 18, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Fall 2016 season! We start rolling this coming Tuesday, January 23rd! This season will feature two new recruits making their debut. A special welcome to rookies James Glenn and Landon Cline!

  • final_feat  Spring 2016 is History
    May 24, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    With 33 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Spring 2016 season ended tonight as the 3rd best season in league history in terms of combined league average, and 4th best and in terms of the number (215) of 200+ games rolled. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season!

  • wig_feat  Why Did Pocahontas Leave Her Hairpiece By The Campfire?
    Week 16 – May 18, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight, on our last real night of bowling, we were joined by several new people that had never rolled in our league all season. It was the strangest thing, though… none of them were ever seen at the same time as Amber, Michelle S., Angela, Bob, Kody, or John Boren. Very! weird!

  • champs_feat  Back to Back Clinchings
    Week 15 – May 10, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Not even the threats of Mexican wrestlers and their drug lord sidekicks could keep Fallop Ian from clinching the championship!

Same Result, with a Tiny New Twist

Posted by ScooterJ On December 6, 2016ADD COMMENTS
baby_feat

Congratulations to Seth and Ashlee Gunderson on the birth this morning of their first child, Spring 2038 women’s high game scratch winner Frankee Belle Gunderson! (Oh also also congratulations to Seth and his team for winning the championship yet again...) (more...)  Read More →

Up In The Air

Posted by ScooterJ On November 29, 2016ADD COMMENTS
air_feat

All bowling scores are in, and the headline for this write-up doesn't need to change! After ruling the roost all season, Vote JV is now in a tie with the team that is trying very hard to live up to the namesake of its acronymous name. It litterally comes down to who wins next week! (more...)  Read More →

Thankful For a More Interesting Championship

Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2016ADD COMMENTS
thanks_feat

In what was a very short night for everybody except the poor schmoes on the first pair of lanes, things suddenly have become potentially very interesting as we close in on the Championship round. Without warning, the team that has been running away with first place all season is finding themselves needing to fight for it. How did this happen? (more...)  Read More →

Flat-ner Is Coming

Posted by ScooterJ On November 15, 2016ADD COMMENTS
flatscreen_feat

After years over suffering with blurry, miscolored, distorted scoreboards, we have credible information that by next week all of the scoreboards will be replaced with modern LCD flat=panel screens. It remains to be seen if or when this will be followed with high-def signal on the TVs, or working lanes. (more...)  Read More →

11-8-16_feat

Scoot tried several times last night to get this write-up going, and even had various sets of images already loaded up to go with a theme for either way the election went. But he just couldn't bring himself to do it, and decided that what this nation needs now more than anything else is a bowling recap to help us heal. (more...)  Read More →

No Change

Posted by ScooterJ On November 1, 2016ADD COMMENTS
nochange_feat

You'd think that with new bowlers continuing to be introduced 11 weeks into the season, that we'd see some changes in the standings. But nope, not this week, every team stayed exactly where they were! (more...)  Read More →

Ten.

Posted by ScooterJ On October 25, 2016ADD COMMENTS
ten_feat

You'd think we wouldn't be welcoming a new bowler into the league in Week 10, but hey, this is the Fall 2016 season so anything goes. And, in typical Fall 2016 season, the team he was going to bowl on didn't show up. But that's okay, he got to kick ass for another team instead. (more...)  Read More →

Pops Tops Pins

Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2016ADD COMMENTS
popsfeat

We begin the second half with no movement in the standings, at least not so far. However the matchup between the top two teams can't be reported until the alphabet team post-bowls on Monday. (more...)  Read More →

Halfway Done!

Posted by ScooterJ On October 11, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Halfway_feat

It's on. Despite all the sickness and injuries and disappearing team members, our league came back to form in a big way this week. This week was our league's strongest showing since April 19 and the second-strongest performance we've seen so far in 2016. We had more 200+ game tonight (14) than we've seen in any week so far this season. The season is now halfway over, and while last season's champions remain in the lead, a challenger is finally emerging who is chipping away at their lead. (more...)  Read More →

A Fractured League Enters Midseason

Posted by ScooterJ On October 4, 2016ADD COMMENTS
ankle_feat

Our decimated league is now approaching the position round, and yet another injury takes yet another bowler out for the the season. Let's al wish the best for both Mark DeVoe and Kody Karnes on their individual roads to recovery! Meanwhile, nobody moved in the standings this week. Which only makes sense, considering how few league members can even walk. (more...)  Read More →

Humptastically Excited about First

Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2016ADD COMMENTS
hump_feat

In a season that seems to almost be cursed, for the first time this season, every real team had a full roster despite four bowlers being absent. Not that that mattered in any way for keeping the defending champions from making an early start at running away with the season once again. (more...)  Read More →

Don’t Tread On Mead

Posted by ScooterJ On September 20, 2016ADD COMMENTS
mead_feat

Tonight was supposed to see our league finally as full as it's going to get this season, but like several other bowlers our new guy was infected with pestilence. However, Michael Mead showed up and inoculated us with a shot of kick-ass bowling that rocketed him to the top of the individual standings. (more...)  Read More →

Tournament Takes Off, Ray & Stevie Take It Slow

Posted by ScooterJ On September 14, 2016ADD COMMENTS
vacancy_feat

For the first time in league history, the team rolling against the Blind (Vacancy) Team not only didn't finish early, they were actually the last to finish. Meanwhile a late addition to the league (Ben Spencer) made for a complicated first week for the Tournament of Champions, and next week will be equally complicated when another new bowler -- likely the last new bowler this season -- will join us. (more...)  Read More →

Sweepage

Posted by ScooterJ On September 6, 2016ADD COMMENTS
sweepage_feat

All four matchups ended in sweeps tonight. Who did the sweeping and who wound up in the dustbin? The answers to these questions and more, in this week's episode of All My Gutterballs. (more...)  Read More →

Dustin-Hofmann

Posted by ScooterJ On August 30, 2016ADD COMMENTS
dustonhofmanFEAT

Apart from some sexy new bowling shirts making a debut, the biggest development tonight was some pretty amazing performances by two of our non-anchors. Congratulations to Dustin and AJ on some mighty fine bowling tonight! (more...)  Read More →

A Split-It First?

Posted by ScooterJ On August 23, 2016ADD COMMENTS
split_feat

For what could very well be the first time ever in their 9-season history, Split It & Hit It is in first place! How did it come to this? Read on to find out... (more...)  Read More →

It’s Time for some Fall Bowling!

Posted by ScooterJ On August 18, 2016ADD COMMENTS
fall2016feat

Welcome to the Fall 2016 bowling season, our 34th session! This season will so far feature one new recruit making his debut. Welcome to the league, Landon Cline! We also welcome back Bryan Bay, Dennis Cummings, and Jake Parrott. (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2016 is History

Posted by ScooterJ On May 24, 2016ADD COMMENTS
final_feat

With 33 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Spring 2016 season ended tonight as the 3rd best season in league history in terms of combined league average, and 4th best and in terms of the number (215) of 200+ games rolled. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season! (more...)  Read More →

wig_feat

Tonight, on our last real night of bowling, we were joined by several new people that had never rolled in our league all season. It was the strangest thing, though... none of them were ever seen at the same time as Amber, Michelle S., Angela, Bob, Kody, or John Boren. Very! weird!Anyway, with the championship already decided last week, we're just going to fly with the mostly computer-generated version of the lane-by-lane portion of the recap so we can hurry and get to the part you all really care... (more...)

Back to Back Clinchings

Posted by ScooterJ On May 10, 2016ADD COMMENTS
champs_feat

Fallop Ian clinched the the championship tonight, back-to-back championships for each member of the team! (Technically John Boren was not on the previous winning team, but his team took 1st the last time he bowled.) This is the 11th championship for Carl Goetz, the 8th for Seth Gunderson, the 6th for John Boren, and the 3rd for Jonathan Vigliaturo. Congratulations, guys! But maybe give someone else a chance? First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Despite another successful tailgating episode,... (more...)

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