• season_feature  Spring 2019 Recap
    May 15, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube’s birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye.

  • wk16_feat  All Hail the ToC Champs!
    Week 16 – May 7, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season’s championship title! But we aren’t quite finished yet — next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan’s side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (186) and series (513) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (237) and series (628) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk15_feat  The Rainbow Connection
    Week 15 – April 30, 2019 (3 COMMENTS)

    Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone exceptCICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history!

  • wk14_feat  Clinched!
    Week 14 – April 23, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Originally I was going to leave this week’s as a robo-writeup due to me having another busy week, but then CICK Ass screwed that up for me by accomplishing something I had failed to notice they could do this week: they clinched the championship two weeks early! This makes the first championship for Chantal Jacot, 6 for Ian Goetz, a staggering 13 for Carl “Tits” Goetz, and an even more staggering 14 for Ken M. Wilson (sheesh!). Congratulations to all four of you!

  • week13_feat  Historic League Records Go Up In Smoke
    Week 13 – April 16, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The unlucky thirteenth week of Spring 2019 featured the rise of the Antichrist, who entered our world specifically to shatter a whole slew of league records. It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (170) and series (424) for the women, while Satan himself AJ Hofmann earned this week’s high game (279) and series (672) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk12_feat  It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames…
    Week 12 – April 9, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even lest time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright.

  • wk11_feat  Let Chaos Reign
    Week 11 – April 2, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The eleventh week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (175) and series (442) for the women. As for the men, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Ken M. Wilson both tied for this week’s high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 663. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk10_feat  Speedy Recap
    Week 10 – March 26, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    With about a quarter of the league at the Weezers/Pixies concert (admit it, Phil & Freda, we all know you were there too), the rest of us got to enjoy a speedy evening that finished relatively early. Unfortunately that didn’t translate into extra write-up time for Scoot, and since he’s very busy today we are going to leave about 90% of this as the computer-generated writeup.

    The tenth week of Spring 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (176) and series (491) for the women. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week’s high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 643. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk9_feat  Screwball Season Getting Screwier
    Week 9 – March 19, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    This season has seen its share of weirdness — due both to the number of teams and two both really high and really low games coming from unexpected places. This week was no exception. But next week it will get even weirder.

  • g ge ge ger  Big Ball Chantal
    Week 8 – March 12, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Many times throughout our history bowlers have bought a new ball and seen immediate improvement in their game. But never before have we seen this happen as dramatically as it did last night with Chantal’s new ball.

    Overall, two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Chantal Jacot picked up this week’s high game (208) and series (471) for the women, while Dennis Walling earned this week’s high game (245) and series (634) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk7_feat  The Lava Lamp
    Week 7 – March 5, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Like the globs in a lava lamp, teams have been taking turns rising to the top only to then quickly sink back down. This week was no exception, as CICK Ass returned to the top with We Don’t Give a Split bubbling up just behind, while Pin Is King and #MGAGA have cooled and sunk, perhaps to be heated back up again.

  • week6  Week 6 RoboRecap
    Week 6 – February 26, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The sixth week of Spring 2019 saw five teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 179, and women’s high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 447. As for the men, Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (279) and series (747). Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week5_feat  Better Late Than Never!
    Week 5 – February 19, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    This week a record three teams post-bowled due to illness and weather. But not, finally, all the scores are in. The fifth week of Spring 2019 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (188) and series (523) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week’s high game (243) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week4_feat  Teetering on the Brink of a 1st Place Swap
    Week 4 – February 12, 2019 (1 COMMENT)

    The fourth week of Spring 2019 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 151, and women’s high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 404. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week’s high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 615. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk3_feat2  State Of The Alley
    Week 3 – February 5, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The third week of Spring 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (178) and series (475) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week’s high game (255) and series (629) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk2_feat  The Bowler Vortex
    Week 2 – January 29, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the nation prepared to plunge into the harsh abyss of arctic doom, the second week of Spring 2019 saw five teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped and one remained frozen in place. Two bowlers roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke landed this week’s high game for the women with a 196, and women’s high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 461. As for the men, Russell Bingham snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Seth Gunderson with a 620. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week1_feat  These Go To Eleven
    Week 1 – January 23, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2019 kicked off on an icy night (in which we were the only league brave enough to show up) with a record-breaking eleven teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Three bowlers didn’t get the memo that you aren’t supposed to do this the first week and set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (176) and series (468) for the women. As for the men, Jeremy Cline snagged this week’s high game with a 228, and high series was earned by Conor Clarke with a 591. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w0_feat  Our [Still] Biggest Season Ever Starts January 22
    January 9, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Spring 2019 bowling season, our 39th season and [still] the largest we have ever had!

  • season_feature  Fall 2018 Recap
    December 13, 2018 (0 COMMENTS)

    38 seasons of bowling are now behind us. And while this was not one of our better seasons scoring-wise by far, wasn’t it a lot of fun with all the topsy-turvy standings?

Spring 2019 Recap

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On May 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube's birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye. C.I.C.K. Ass - Spring 2019 Champs (more...)  Read More →

All Hail the ToC Champs!

Spring 2019, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On May 7, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season's championship title (two weeks ago, yawn). But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. (more...)  Read More →

The Rainbow Connection

Spring 2019, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 20193 COMMENTS
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Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone except CICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history! More on that in a little bit, let's get through last night's scores... (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2019 Teaser

Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 bowling season will be our 40th consecutive bowling season. That makes 20 years of bowling! One of you isn't even that old, and some of you were still pooping your pants when we started rolling. Some of us still are. (more...)  Read More →

Clinched!

Spring 2019, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On April 23, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Originally I was going to leave this week's as a robo-writeup due to me having another busy week, but then CICK Ass screwed that up for me by accomplishing something I had failed to notice they could do this week: they clinched the championship two weeks early! This makes the first championship for Chantal Jacot, 6 for Ian Goetz, a staggering 13 for Carl "Tits" Goetz, and an even more staggering 14 for Ken M. Wilson (sheesh!). Congratulations to all four of you! (more...)  Read More →

Historic League Records Go Up In Smoke

Spring 2019, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On April 16, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six,... plus six (more...)  Read More →

It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames…

Spring 2019, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On April 9, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even less time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright. (more...)  Read More →

Let Chaos Reign

Spring 2019, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On April 2, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk11_feat

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The eleventh week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (175) and series (442) for the women. As for the men, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Ken M. Wilson both tied for this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 663. (more...)  Read More →

Speedy Recap

Spring 2019, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On March 26, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk10_feat

With about a quarter of the league at the Weezers/Pixies concert (admit it, Phil & Freda, we all know you were there too), the rest of us got to enjoy a speedy evening that finished relatively early. Unfortunately that didn't translate into extra write-up time for Scoot, and since he's very busy today we are going to leave about 90% of this as the computer-generated writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Screwball Season Getting Screwier

Spring 2019, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On March 19, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk9_feat

This season has seen its share of weirdness -- due both to the number of teams and two both really high and really low games coming from unexpected places. This week was no exception. But next week it will get even weirder. (more...)  Read More →

Big Ball Chantal

Spring 2019, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On March 12, 2019ADD COMMENTS
g ge ge ger

Many times throughout our history bowlers have bought a new ball and seen immediate improvement in their game. But never before have we seen this happen as dramatically as it did last night with Chantal's new ball. (more...)  Read More →

The Lava Lamp

Spring 2019, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On March 5, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Like the globs in a lava lamp, teams have been taking turns rising to the top only to then quickly sink back down. This week was no exception, as CICK Ass returned to the top with We Don't Give a Split bubbling up just behind, while Pin Is King and #MGAGA have cooled and sunk, perhaps to be heated back up again. (more...)  Read More →

Week 6 RoboRecap

Spring 2019, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On February 26, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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NOTE: DUE TO SCOOT HAVING A VERY BUSY WORKWEEK, THIS WEEK'S WRITEUP WILL REMAIN A ROBO-RECAP. (more...)  Read More →

Better Late Than Never!

Spring 2019, Week 5 Posted by BowlingBot On February 19, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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This week a record three teams post-bowled due to illness and weather. But not, finally, all the scores are in. The fifth week of Spring 2019 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (188) and series (523) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (243) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Teetering on the Brink of a 1st Place Swap

Spring 2019, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 12, 20191 COMMENT
week4_feat

The fourth week of Spring 2019 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 151, and women's high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 404. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 615. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight,... (more...)

State Of The Alley

Spring 2019, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On February 5, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Thank you very much Monica, AJ, members of the league, and Freda, the First Lady of the league. And my fellow bowlers. We meet tonight at a moment of unlimited potential, as we prepare to begin a new Tournament of Champions, I stand here ready to roll with you and pick up difficult splits. Dozens of our fellow citizens are watching us, gathered in this bowling alley, hoping we will roll not as eleven teams, but as one league. (more...)  Read More →

The Bowler Vortex

Spring 2019, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On January 29, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk2_feat

As the nation prepared to plunge into the harsh abyss of arctic doom, the second week of Spring 2019 saw five teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped and one remained frozen in place. Two bowlers roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 196, and women's high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 461. As for the men, Russell Bingham snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Seth Gunderson with... (more...)

These Go To Eleven

Spring 2019, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On January 23, 2019ADD COMMENTS
week1_feat

The Spring 2019 kicked off on an icy night (in which we were the only league brave enough to show up) with a record-breaking eleven teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Three bowlers didn't get the memo that you aren't supposed to do this the first week and set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (176) and series (468) for the women. As for the men, Jeremy Cline snagged... (more...)

Our [Still] Biggest Season Ever Starts January 22

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On January 9, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the Spring 2019 bowling season, our 39th season and [still] the largest we have ever had! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2018 Recap

Fall 2018 Posted by ScooterJ On December 13, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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38 seasons of bowling are now behind us. And while this was not one of our better seasons scoring-wise by far, wasn't it a lot of fun with all the topsy-turvy standings? (more...)  Read More →

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