• vday_feat  Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls
    Week 4 – February 14, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine’s evening chucking balls down the lane.

  • fireballs_feat  Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
    Week 3 – February 8, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking

  • weary_feat  So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World
    Week 2 – January 31, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you.

  • spring2017_feat  Spring 2017 Kickoff!
    Week 1 – January 24, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fund, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes!

  • trump_feat  Inaugurating the Spring Season
    January 21, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Spring 2017 bowling season, our 35th session! In addition to the return of multiple females and a double-digit number of rookies, this season marks the apparent end of VML’s dominance of the league. VML now provides the same number of members as Decision Insight, and neither of them provide as many bowlers [...]

  • mummy  2016 Is A Wrap
    December 21, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    With 34 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Fall 2016 season ended tonight as the 3rd best season in league history in terms of combined league average. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season!

  • baby_feat  Same Result, with a Tiny New Twist
    Week 16 – December 6, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Congratulations to Seth and Ashlee Gunderson on the birth this morning of their first child, Spring 2038 women’s high game scratch winner Frankee Belle Gunderson! (Oh also also congratulations to Seth and his team for winning the championship yet again…)

  • air_feat  Up In The Air
    Week 15 – November 29, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    All bowling scores are in, and the headline for this write-up doesn’t need to change! After ruling the roost all season, Vote JV is now in a tie with the team that is trying very hard to live up to the namesake of its acronymous name. It litterally comes down to who wins next week!

  • thanks_feat  Thankful For a More Interesting Championship
    Week 14 – November 22, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    In what was a very short night for everybody except the poor schmoes on the first pair of lanes, things suddenly have become potentially very interesting as we close in on the Championship round. Suddenly the team that has been running away with first place all season is finding themselves needing to fight for it. How did this happen?

  • flatscreen_feat  Flat-ner Is Coming
    Week 13 – November 15, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    After years over suffering with blurry, miscolored, distorted scoreboards, we have credible information that by next week all of the scoreboards will be replaced with modern LCD flat=panel screens. It remains to be seen if or when this will be followed with high-def signal on the TVs, or working lanes. :)

  • 11-8-16_feat  Look At Some Cute Things While Reading About Bowling
    Week 12 – November 9, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Scoot tried several times last night to get this write-up going, and even had various sets of images already loaded up to go with a theme for either way the election went. But he just couldn’t bring himself to do it, and decided that what this nation needs now more than anything else is a bowling recap to help us heal.

    (Pictured left: Freda & Carl reconcile after some heated post-bowling election night bickering.)

  • nochange_feat  No Change
    Week 11 – November 1, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    You’d think that with new bowlers continuing to be introduced 11 weeks into the season, that we’d see some changes in the standings. But nope, not this week, every team stayed exactly where they were!

  • ten_feat  Ten.
    Week 10 – October 25, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    You’d think we wouldn’t be welcoming a new bowler into the league in Week 10, but hey, this is the Fall 2016 season so anything goes. And, in typical Fall 2016 season, the team he was going to bowl on didn’t show up. But that’s okay, he got to kick ass for another team instead.

  • popsfeat  Pops Tops Pins
    Week 9 – October 18, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    We begin the second half with no movement in the standings, at least not so far. However the matchup between the top two teams can’t be reported until the alphabet team post-bowls on Monday.

  • Halfway_feat  Halfway Done!
    Week 8 – October 11, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    It’s on. Despite all the sickness and injuries and disappearing team members, our league came back to form in a big way this week. This week was our league’s strongest showing since April 19 and the second-strongest performance we’ve seen so far in 2016. We had more 200+ game tonight (14) than we’ve seen in any week so far this season. The season is now halfway over, and while last season’s champions remain in the lead, a challenger is finally emerging who is chipping away at their lead.

  • ankle_feat  A Fractured League Enters Midseason
    Week 7 – October 4, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our decimated league is now approaching the position round, and yet another injury takes yet another bowler out for the the season. Let’s al wish the best for both Mark DeVoe and Kody Karnes on their individual roads to recovery! Meanwhile, nobody moved in the standings this week. Which only makes sense, considering how few league members can even walk.

  • hump_feat  Humptastically Excited about First
    Week 6 – September 27, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    In a season that seems to almost be cursed, for the first time this season, every real team had a full roster despite four bowlers being absent. Not that that mattered in any way for keeping the defending champions from making an early start at running away with the season once again.

  • mead_feat  Don’t Tread On Mead
    Week 5 – September 20, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was supposed to see our league finally as full as it’s going to get this season, but like several other bowlers our new guy was infected with pestilence. However, Michael Mead showed up and inoculated us with a shot of kick-ass bowling that rocketed him to the top of the individual standings.

  • vacancy_feat  Tournament Takes Off, Ray & Stevie Take It Slow
    Week 4 – September 14, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    For the first time in league history, the team rolling against the Blind (Vacancy) Team not only didn’t finish early, they were actually the last to finish. Meanwhile a late addition to the league (Ben Spencer) made for a complicated first week for the Tournament of Champions, and next week will be equally complicated when another new bowler — likely the last new bowler this season — will join us. And, finally, find out how the Carolina Reaper may come into play this season.

Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls

Posted by ScooterJ On February 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
vday_feat

While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine's evening chucking balls down the lane. (more...)  Read More →

Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

Posted by ScooterJ On February 8, 2017ADD COMMENTS
fireballs_feat

Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking! (more...)  Read More →

So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World

Posted by ScooterJ On January 31, 2017ADD COMMENTS
weary_feat

With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you. (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2017 Kickoff!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 24, 2017ADD COMMENTS
spring2017_feat

Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fun, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes! (more...)  Read More →

Inaugurating the Spring Season

Posted by ScooterJ On January 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS
trump_feat

Welcome to the Spring 2017 bowling season, our 35th session! In addition to the return of multiple females and a double-digit number of rookies, this season marks the apparent end of VML's dominance of the league. VML now provides the same number of members as Decision Insight, and neither of them provide as many bowlers as Aaron Barber, Michael Gordon, and AJ Hofmann do! (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2017 Update

Posted by ScooterJ On January 16, 2017ADD COMMENTS
update_feat

Just a quick update on the status of the Spring 2017 season: (more...)  Read More →

2016 Is A Wrap

Posted by ScooterJ On December 21, 2016ADD COMMENTS
mummy

With 34 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Fall 2016 season ended tonight as the 3rd best season in league history in terms of combined league average. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season! (more...)  Read More →

Same Result, with a Tiny New Twist

Posted by ScooterJ On December 6, 2016ADD COMMENTS
baby_feat

Congratulations to Seth and Ashlee Gunderson on the birth this morning of their first child, Spring 2038 women’s high game scratch winner Frankee Belle Gunderson! (Oh also also congratulations to Seth and his team for winning the championship yet again...) (more...)  Read More →

Up In The Air

Posted by ScooterJ On November 29, 2016ADD COMMENTS
air_feat

All bowling scores are in, and the headline for this write-up doesn't need to change! After ruling the roost all season, Vote JV is now in a tie with the team that is trying very hard to live up to the namesake of its acronymous name. It litterally comes down to who wins next week! (more...)  Read More →

Thankful For a More Interesting Championship

Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2016ADD COMMENTS
thanks_feat

In what was a very short night for everybody except the poor schmoes on the first pair of lanes, things suddenly have become potentially very interesting as we close in on the Championship round. Without warning, the team that has been running away with first place all season is finding themselves needing to fight for it. How did this happen? (more...)  Read More →

Flat-ner Is Coming

Posted by ScooterJ On November 15, 2016ADD COMMENTS
flatscreen_feat

After years over suffering with blurry, miscolored, distorted scoreboards, we have credible information that by next week all of the scoreboards will be replaced with modern LCD flat=panel screens. It remains to be seen if or when this will be followed with high-def signal on the TVs, or working lanes. (more...)  Read More →

11-8-16_feat

Scoot tried several times last night to get this write-up going, and even had various sets of images already loaded up to go with a theme for either way the election went. But he just couldn't bring himself to do it, and decided that what this nation needs now more than anything else is a bowling recap to help us heal. (more...)  Read More →

No Change

Posted by ScooterJ On November 1, 2016ADD COMMENTS
nochange_feat

You'd think that with new bowlers continuing to be introduced 11 weeks into the season, that we'd see some changes in the standings. But nope, not this week, every team stayed exactly where they were! (more...)  Read More →

Ten.

Posted by ScooterJ On October 25, 2016ADD COMMENTS
ten_feat

You'd think we wouldn't be welcoming a new bowler into the league in Week 10, but hey, this is the Fall 2016 season so anything goes. And, in typical Fall 2016 season, the team he was going to bowl on didn't show up. But that's okay, he got to kick ass for another team instead. (more...)  Read More →

Pops Tops Pins

Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2016ADD COMMENTS
popsfeat

We begin the second half with no movement in the standings, at least not so far. However the matchup between the top two teams can't be reported until the alphabet team post-bowls on Monday. (more...)  Read More →

Halfway Done!

Posted by ScooterJ On October 11, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Halfway_feat

It's on. Despite all the sickness and injuries and disappearing team members, our league came back to form in a big way this week. This week was our league's strongest showing since April 19 and the second-strongest performance we've seen so far in 2016. We had more 200+ game tonight (14) than we've seen in any week so far this season. The season is now halfway over, and while last season's champions remain in the lead, a challenger is finally emerging who is chipping away at their lead. (more...)  Read More →

A Fractured League Enters Midseason

Posted by ScooterJ On October 4, 2016ADD COMMENTS
ankle_feat

Our decimated league is now approaching the position round, and yet another injury takes yet another bowler out for the the season. Let's al wish the best for both Mark DeVoe and Kody Karnes on their individual roads to recovery! Meanwhile, nobody moved in the standings this week. Which only makes sense, considering how few league members can even walk. (more...)  Read More →

Humptastically Excited about First

Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2016ADD COMMENTS
hump_feat

In a season that seems to almost be cursed, for the first time this season, every real team had a full roster despite four bowlers being absent. Not that that mattered in any way for keeping the defending champions from making an early start at running away with the season once again. (more...)  Read More →

Don’t Tread On Mead

Posted by ScooterJ On September 20, 2016ADD COMMENTS
mead_feat

Tonight was supposed to see our league finally as full as it's going to get this season, but like several other bowlers our new guy was infected with pestilence. However, Michael Mead showed up and inoculated us with a shot of kick-ass bowling that rocketed him to the top of the individual standings. (more...)  Read More →

Tournament Takes Off, Ray & Stevie Take It Slow

Posted by ScooterJ On September 14, 2016ADD COMMENTS
vacancy_feat

For the first time in league history, the team rolling against the Blind (Vacancy) Team not only didn't finish early, they were actually the last to finish. Meanwhile a late addition to the league (Ben Spencer) made for a complicated first week for the Tournament of Champions, and next week will be equally complicated when another new bowler -- likely the last new bowler this season -- will join us. (more...)  Read More →

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