• fall15w1FEAT  Sandbaggers Away!
    Week 1 – August 25, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Failing to live up to their name, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! took an early lead tonight, sending their their opponents, It’s A Trap!, to the bottom of the standings. Hopefully that’s a trap they can escape from next week. Read on to see how the rest of the night came together…

  • welcomef15FEAT  Welcome to the Fall 2015 Season!
    Week 1 – August 21, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Summer is behind us and it’s already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it’s time to head back onto the battlefields as the 32nd season of GutterAlley actions begins this Tuesday.

    This season will feature eight new recruits making their debut this season! A special welcome to rookies Andrew Finger, Brian Walsh, Chelsie Finger, Matt O’Dell, Meghan Cummings, Sean Miller, Seaon Simmons, and Zach Cross!

  • dollHoFFEAT  Our Best Season Ever is History!
    Week 17 – May 19, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Well, that’s it! With another 300 game, a 7-10 split, a combined league average of 168.845, and 285 200+ games, our best-season ever on MANY metrics is now in the history books!

  • fredaFirstFEAT  Freda Finishes… First?
    Week 16 – May 5, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The championship ends the season wit the thinnest of win margins, the team that waS in last place most of the season opts to forfeit to regain their status, and an unlikely team was the first done bowling.

  • 710FEAT  7-10!
    Week 15 – April 28, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Champs crowned, splits splatted, pins righted, what DIDN’T happen this week?

  • stuckinmudFEAT  The League is Stuck!
    Week 14 – April 21, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Two weeks in a row have produced stagnant standings, but a record was shattered anyway!

  • irsFEAT  Some Taxing Matchups
    Week 13 – April 14, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Bowlers getting tax refunds bowled well, bowlers who owe bowled terribly, and bowlers who haven’t started their taxes at all yet were no-shows. Who fell into what category? Read on to find out.

  • smokinFEAT  Smokin’!
    Week 12 – April 7, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Due to Scoot being overwhelmed with work this week’s synopsis is computer-generated, though he took the time to call out a few milestones…

  • coe300FEAT  Coe Golfs A Perfect 18! (Or something like that)
    Week 11 – March 31, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    On the far left set of lanes, one team tripled their record from the first half of the season. On the far right hand set of lanes, a 300 was rolled. What else happened?

  • ballzupsetFEAT  AmazeBallz Upsets
    Week 10 – March 24, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight, in the 10th week of bowling, Ballz Out won more games than they had in the previous 9 weeks combined. What other dramatic upsets happened tonight? Read on to find out…

  • lepreFEAT  Yabba Dabba Dublin
    Week 9 – March 17, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With several bowlers too bloated from binge-drinking shamrock shakes all day, bowling didn’t take nearly as long tonight as it usually does. Unfortunately half of the teams Grimaced while the other half hoarded all or most of the lucky charms.

  • hotnightFEAT  Bowlers On Fire!
    Week 8 – March 10, 2015 (2 COMMENTS)

    A record high temperature inside the bowling alley wasn’t the only record set tonight…

  • gpsFEAT  Getting Positioned
    Week 7 – March 3, 2015 (1 COMMENT)

    How are things shaping up for next week’s position round? Have a look and find out…

  • mazeBallsFEAT  Balls of Amazingness
    Week 6 – February 25, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Another odd week of bowling shakes up the top of the standings, but little else!

  • jakeFEAT  Sorry, Charlie
    Week 5 – February 18, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Jake Parrott had quite the night, how did the other 18 bowlers who managed to show up last night do? Read on to find out!

  • reshuffleFEAT  Nearly a Complete Reshuffle
    Week 4 – February 10, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With another week awaiting post-bowling scores, the full update cannot be calculated but it was pretty apparent that Week #4 action contained a lot of reshuffling of teams in the league standings…

  • creamFEAT  The Cream Rises
    Week 3 – February 3, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The same teams that sat atop the league standings last season are back at it after the results of Week #3. Big scores and even bigger series continue to be put up by the league as a whole as the 32-person roster currently sits at the 2nd best season of all time mark. Not a bad start, gang. Not a bad start at all.

    See how it all played out…

  • brunkerApprovesFEAT  Battle Tested, Brunker Approved
    Week 2 – January 27, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With two weeks of the Spring 2015 season in the books, six – count ‘em, SIX! – bowlers are currently carrying averages above the 200 mark. The number six also made its mark in the league standings this week as that number of teams swapped places. Did we also mention that Carl Goetz shot a 666 series? Spooky.

    Ready to get all the details? You know what to do…

  • kodyStartFEAT  Wasting No Time
    Week 1 – January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2015 session kicked off Tuesday night and Kody Karnes wasted absolutely no time at serving notice that his team looks to repeat as champions. Setting a 237 average, Karnes quickly re-established his team at the top of the heap.

    Can they keep it until the Finals in May? Only time will tell…

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!
    January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The holiday season is behind us and it’s already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it’s time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening.

Sandbaggers Away!

Posted by ScooterJ On August 25, 2015ADD COMMENTS
fall15w1FEAT

The Fall 2015 season kicked off tonight, resulting in two teams on top, four teams in a dead even tie, and one team winding up a victim of it all. The blind team was, of course, a no-show. Money was collected, humps were given, beer was consumed, and even in the post-Cliff world people still can't resist adding special sketches to the score sheets. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2015 Preview: Milestones to Watch For

Posted by ScooterJ On August 25, 2015ADD COMMENTS
carlFeat

The Fall 2015 season begins in just a few hours, and here is a sneak preview of some milestones that should or could be achieved this season... (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Fall 2015 Season!

Posted by ScooterJ On August 21, 2015ADD COMMENTS
welcomef15FEAT

Summer is behind us and it's already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it's time to head back onto the battlefields as the 32nd season of GutterAlley actions begins this Tuesday. (more...)  Read More →

Our Best Season Ever is History!

Posted by ScooterJ On May 19, 2015ADD COMMENTS
dollHoFFEAT

Well, that's it! With another 300 game, a 7-10 split, a combined league average of 168.845, and 285 200+ games, our best-season ever on MANY metrics is now in the history books! (more...)  Read More →

Freda Finishes… First?

Posted by ScooterJ On May 5, 2015ADD COMMENTS
fredaFirstFEAT

Since Bryan Mohr was absent again preventing a team photo of the champs, the top story this week is that for the first time anyone can remember the matchup involving Freda's team was the first to finish without a forfeit being involved --- and that was even with a forfeit happening elsewhere in the league tonight! (more...)  Read More →

7-10!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 28, 2015ADD COMMENTS
710FEAT

Wow, what a night! By all rights, the lead story should be about Amazeballs securing the championship, making next week a formality. But their accomplishment was overshadowed when Russell Bingham, a rookie, did what no one else has done in 31 seasons of our league's existence -- he picked up a 7-10 split! This is an accomplishment that is statistically far more rare than a 300 game. For a little more perspective, 38,245 individual games had been rolled in our league before Russell became... (more...)

The League is Stuck!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 21, 2015ADD COMMENTS
stuckinmudFEAT

For the second week in a row none of our teams moved in the standings, though one team came close to doing so. But just because none of the rankings changed doesn't mean nothing interesting happened... (more...)  Read More →

Some Taxing Matchups

Posted by ScooterJ On April 14, 2015ADD COMMENTS
irsFEAT

With Tax Day looming tomorrow, some bowlers probably wish they'd stay home to work on their taxes rather than suffer the beatings they took on the lanes. (more...)  Read More →

Smokin’!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 7, 2015ADD COMMENTS
smokinFEAT

Due to Scoot being extremely busy with work, this week's writeup will be almost entirely computer-generated. However, there's a few noteworthy items to call out... (more...)  Read More →

coe300FEAT

Tonight's lead story should have been all about Ballz Out tripling their win record in the past two weeks. But then something happened against the far wall. But before we get to that... (more...)  Read More →

AmazeBallz Upsets

Posted by ScooterJ On March 24, 2015ADD COMMENTS
ballzupsetFEAT

While Amazeballs extended their hold on first place considerably tonight, the bigger story was that every other matchup of the night saw the underdogs commit some amazing upsets. (more...)  Read More →

Yabba Dabba Dublin

Posted by ScooterJ On March 17, 2015ADD COMMENTS
lepreFEAT

With a good portion of the league drunk / hungover from today's Irish festivities, the rest of us enjoyed a fairly quick bowling session tonight. And in each of the matchups, the luck o' the Irish seemed to be concentrated in just one of the teams. (more...)  Read More →

Bowlers On Fire!

Posted by ScooterJ On March 10, 20152 COMMENTS
hotnightFEAT

The Spring 2015 Position Round saw almost unbearably high temperatures in the bowling alley and also saw hot action in all four matchups. (more...)  Read More →

Getting Positioned

Posted by ScooterJ On March 3, 20151 COMMENT
gpsFEAT

The leadup to the position round saw none of our teams move in the standings. But that doesn't mean nothing happened... (more...)  Read More →

Balls of Amazingness

Posted by ScooterJ On February 25, 2015ADD COMMENTS
mazeBallsFEAT

Tonight saw yet another reshuffle of the top spots in the league as the power players continue to battle it out. It also saw all 8 teams present for the first time in a long while,... well, if one lone representative from a team of prebowlers counts as a team. (more...)  Read More →

Sorry, Charlie

Posted by Ken On February 18, 2015ADD COMMENTS
jakeFEAT

Big games from Jake Parrott propel him to the top of of this week's charts and his team into a group of 5 teams all within a single series of a tenuous grasp on first place. But enough about Jake for now... (more...)  Read More →

Nearly a Complete Reshuffle

Posted by Ken On February 10, 2015ADD COMMENTS
reshuffleFEAT

What a difference one night can make! Despite one team needing to post-bowl once again, seven – count 'em, SEVEN – teams swapped places in the league standings after Week #4 action was posted. While not everything be updated, it's pretty apparent that this week will go down as one of the biggest reshuffles we've seen in quite some time. Here's how almost all of it played out... (more...)  Read More →

The Cream Rises

Posted by Ken On February 3, 2015ADD COMMENTS
creamFEAT

There's an old saying that history repeats itself...well, considering that we only lost four bowlers from last season, it seems that the league is falling right back into the way it finished in the Fall for the most part. Week #3 is typically the calm after the storm of the first two weeks as averages wildly fluctuate but begin to settle. Tentatively, only two teams swapped places in the league standings as the bowlers of the Spring 2015 season get ready for the next 13 weeks of competition. ... (more...)

Battle Tested, Brunker Approved

Posted by Ken On January 27, 2015ADD COMMENTS
brunkerApprovesFEAT

The most volatile week of each season is always, without a doubt, Week #2. Averages set the in the debut week fluctuate wildly as bowlers either get hot or cool off and teams struggle to secure victories during this roller coaster ride. A total of six teams swapped places Tuesday night with the exception of the team on top and the team on bottom but we're pretty confident that this pattern will continue as the Spring 2015 season rolls on. Amazingly, six bowlers in the league currently carry averages... (more...)

Wasting No Time

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
kodyStartFEAT

With the holiday season behind us, it was once again time to get down to business with the 31st season of GutterAlley action. Thirty-two bowlers across eight teams will duke it out over 16 weeks as one team will make its way to winning it all and be named the champs of the Spring 2015 season. While the majority of the league showed up to kick off Week #1 action, one team was mysteriously absent... (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

The holiday season is behind us and it's already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it's time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening. (more...)  Read More →

A New King is Crowned

Posted by Ken On December 10, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall2014ChampsFEAT

The Fall 2014 season – our 30th since beginning back in the Winter of 1999 – came to a big finish Tuesday night with quite a few season-wide records to go with it. Not only was this the best season in our league's 15 year-history we also shattered the season record for the most 200+ games thrown in a single season. Collectively, we kicked some serious butt over these past 16 weeks. Congratulations to this season's champions – John Boren (his 5th title), Kody Karnes (his 1st),... (more...)

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Posted by Ken On December 2, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall14FinalsFEAT

With the results of Week #15 recorded, the matchups in the Finals this season are all set. It's been an interesting run so far, with a number of teams bouncing all over the place throughout the past four months and a number of long-time records falling. Collectively, this season has witnessed our roster of 32 bowlers throwing the best season in our league's 15 year-history. Nearly the entire league combined to throw more 200+ games than we've ever seen and there's still one more week to keep adding... (more...)

Turkeys Galore

Posted by Ken On November 25, 2014ADD COMMENTS
Bowling Turkeys

Thanksgiving is later this week and, in its own special way, the league gave thanks to the Bowling Gods by sacrificing many, many turkeys on the lanes in Week #14 action. After the feathers stopped flying, half of the league managed to change places in the standings with the top two teams remaining neck and neck with two weeks to go. The standings at the end of next week will determine the seeding in The Finals. (more...)  Read More →

Eye on the Prize

Posted by Ken On November 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS
jvFEAT

The Finals are less than a month away now and, with the results of Week #13, it's still almost anybody's game. Big scores and even bigger series continue to permeate the league as teams strive to add as many wins to their record before it's all said and done. Hell, three different bowlers shot a 256 tonight. So let's get down to the particulars, shall we? (more...)  Read More →

Vets Battle on Veteran’s Day

Posted by Ken On November 11, 2014ADD COMMENTS
vetDayFEAT

While temperatures plummeted outside, scores plummeted inside overall in Week #12 of GutterAlley action as our league average took a dive. Despite big victories across the four matchups only two teams ended up moving at all in the league standings. Gaps are starting to form in-between the various teams throughout the league as the Finals draw closer and closer. Brace yourself, folks...it's going to be a bumpy ride. (more...)  Read More →

He’s Baaaaaaack

Posted by Ken On November 4, 2014ADD COMMENTS
aubreySeriesFEAT

With the baseball season finally over, 31 of the 32 bowlers competing in the Fall 2014 season showed up to do battle in Week #11 of GutterAlley action. With six teams changing spots in the league standings, it turns out that only three games separate the top four teams in the league and total pins are coming into play to slot the competitors. Several bowlers shot their personal bests as league continues to march onward towards the Finals a mere five weeks away. (more...)  Read More →

9…3…4

Posted by Ken On October 28, 2014ADD COMMENTS
934FEAT

With the Royals on the brink of elimination in the World Series playing in the background, the GutterAlley bowling league stepped up to the plate in a big way during Week #10 action. In what is shaping up to be the best season in league history, the Fall 2014 season continues to bring big scores and even bigger series into the record books...including a new #1 that knocks down a score that has stood since September 30, 2008. Ready to see how the league stacks up after all is said and done? Let's... (more...)

The Royals Treatment

Posted by Ken On October 21, 2014ADD COMMENTS
bigGameBarberFEAT

Tuesday night saw the Kansas City Royals return to the World Series for the first time in 29 years. Unlike the Royals, bowlers put up big scores to ensure the teams came away with wins including one that nearly ended in a perfect game. The complete story of Week #9 cannot be told just yet as the current league leaders are post-bowling later in the week but, what we have so far, is pretty impressive. Read on. (more...)  Read More →

The Midway Point

Posted by Ken On October 14, 2014ADD COMMENTS
creepingFEAT

With the Royals playing once again, pre-bowling scores riddled the league's matchups and worked as a mixed bag across the board. A Hall of Famer reminded the league why he's one of the best bowlers we've ever seen en route to keeping his team atop the league standings while six other teams played musical chairs in the league standings. Ready to see how it all played out? Well, what are you waiting for?!? (more...)  Read More →

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