• week9_feat  Swinging Back Around
    Week 9 – October 18, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

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  • week8_feat  Break Out The Scissors!
    Week 8 – October 10, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    It’s been a while since we’ve had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it’s also been a while since we’ve had 10 teams and week 8 wasn’t the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight’s massive cut-and-paste job?

  • post_bowl_feat  Post Bowl Time
    Week 7 – October 3, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores are in, let’s see how everything turned out!

  • week6_feat  Who’s On First?
    Week 6 – September 27, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    While Mustache Cash Stash technically remains in first place by total pins, there are three teams tied for first place and a total of 5 teams that are within a game of first place. To have so many teams so close together at the top of the standings by week 6 is absolutely unprecedented in the history of our league. No, that’s not hyperbole, I went through the week 6 standings of every past season and there has never been such a massive tie before by this point in the season.

  • stash_1  Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache
    Week 5 – September 19, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Being Lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can’t claim to know what “Mustache Cash Stash” means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week’s first-place flavor-of-the-week.

  • lefty1st_feat  The Left Rises (For Real This Time)
    Week 4 – September 12, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Alt-Left can now finally celebrate a legitimate claim to first place, while last week’s 1st place team plummets all the way to 5th. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also started up with its new 40-bowler format. Read on to see how it all shook out!

  • week3_feat  Led By The Lefties
    Week 3 – September 5, 2017 (1 COMMENT)

    The two teams that feature right-handed bowlers who are bowling left-handed this season are leaving the rest of us in the dust. Have they uncovered a shocking new bowling secret???

  • pbr2  P.B.R.R.I.P.
    Week 2 – August 29, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG’s Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on…

  • week1_feat  A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging
    Week 1 – August 22, 2017 (3 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2017 season began with two teams’ worth of bowlers absent, but that didn’t stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.

  • fall2017_feat  Get Your Bowling Shoes On!
    August 13, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below.

  • spr17_feat  Spring 2017 Recap
    May 19, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn’t come from ne of the long-time dynasties.

  • shocked_feat  Nate Silver Predicted 71.4% Likelihood Frankee’s Uncles To Sweep Championship
    Week 16 – May 10, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    In an effort to fully understand the situation facing the league going into tonight, we asked renowned statistician Nate Silver to take a look at the numbers. Noting that Omaha Hambone would need to win an unpresidented [sic] FIVE games in a row to win the championship, and that Omaha Hambone lost three games to Frankee’s Uncles the last time they faced each other, the analysis revealed a 71.4% chance of the Uncles sweeping the Hambone, and a 99.973% chance of an Uncle championship overall.

    But, because November 8, 2016 exists, we all know exactly how this turned out…

  • derby_feat  Can the Dark Horse Still Win?
    Week 15 – May 2, 2017 (3 COMMENTS)

    Probably not. :) Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it’s looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this?

  • WEEK15_FEAT  Tightening the Grip
    Week 14 – April 25, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play!

  • automated_feat  Another RoboWriteup :(
    Week 13 – April 18, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. :( Sorry about that!

  • mop_feat  Mopping It Up
    Week 12 – April 12, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity.

  • dealball_feat  The RoboWriteup
    Week 11 – April 5, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn’t have time to write a recap, so this week’s update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that!

Swinging Back Around

Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week9_feat

With the completion of tonight's games, every team has now faced every other team once. Next week will be the "midseason" position round, then we will start the schedule rotation over again for the final six weeks. And after the snafus of the last two weeks, the position round should put the computers back in synch so we won't have to cut up and re-arrange our score sheets anymore. (more...)  Read More →

Break Out The Scissors!

Posted by ScooterJ On October 10, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week8_feat

It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job? (more...)  Read More →

Post Bowl Time

Posted by ScooterJ On October 3, 2017ADD COMMENTS
post_bowl_feat

Post-bowling scores are in, let's see how everything turned out! (more...)  Read More →

Who’s On First?

Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week6_feat

While Mustache Cash Stash technically remains in first place by total pins, there are three teams tied for first place and a total of 5 teams that are within a game of first place. To have so many teams so close together at the top of the standings by week 6 is absolutely unprecedented in the history of our league. No, that's not hyperbole, I went through the week 6 standings of every past season and there has never been such a massive tie before by this point in the season. (more...)  Read More →

When Do You Go Interdivisional?

Posted by ScooterJ On September 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS

The question has come up a few times as to what determines who plays in the interdivisional bracket of the Tournament of Champions each week. (more...)  Read More →

Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache

Posted by ScooterJ On September 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS
stash_1

Being lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week. (more...)  Read More →

The Left Rises (For Real This Time)

Posted by ScooterJ On September 12, 2017ADD COMMENTS
lefty1st_feat

After jumping the gun last week, the Alt-Left can now finally celebrate a legitimate claim to first place, due largely to a certain team member who has apparently found new ways to exercise his left hand. Meanwhile last week's 1st place team plummets all the way to 5th. The Tournament of Champions also started up with its new 40-bowler format. Read on to see how it all shook out! (more...)  Read More →

Led By The Lefties

Posted by ScooterJ On September 5, 20171 COMMENT
week3_feat

The men of The Alt-Left left the bowling alley tonight so certain they had moved into first place that they even posed for this week's cover photo. But they apparently forgot we had expanded from 8 teams to 10 and didn't notice that a scoresheet at the far end was still being calculated. While the Alt-Left is still in a standings tie for first, total pins technically gives first place to Bowl Yer Ballz Off. What does this mean for the league? Well, it means that the two teams that feature... (more...)

P.B.R.R.I.P.

Posted by ScooterJ On August 29, 2017ADD COMMENTS
pbr2

Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on... (more...)  Read More →

week1_feat

The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes. (more...)  Read More →

Get Your Bowling Shoes On!

Posted by ScooterJ On August 13, 2017ADD COMMENTS
fall2017_feat

Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2017′s Full! Already???

Posted by ScooterJ On July 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
shitterfeat

Due to surprisingly strong popular demand we expanded our line-up for this Fall from 8 teams to 10 for the first time since 2009. The extra spaces filled quickly, and we now have a full roster of 10 teams, and a standby list waiting for any last minute drops. (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2017 Recap

Posted by ScooterJ On May 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS
spr17_feat

35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn't come from ne of the long-time dynasties. (more...)  Read More →

shocked_feat

Please be sure to vote for this season's people's choice awards! Voting is open until 5:00pm on Monday. (more...)  Read More →

Write-up Delayed

Posted by ScooterJ On May 9, 20171 COMMENT
kc_1200x630

Because tonight made league history, the write-up is delayed while Scoot does some reprogramming. Here's a hint, though: The Royals won tonight in extra innings!  Read More →

Can the Dark Horse Still Win?

Posted by ScooterJ On May 2, 20173 COMMENTS
derby_feat

Probably not. Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this? (more...)  Read More →

Tightening the Grip

Posted by ScooterJ On April 25, 2017ADD COMMENTS
WEEK15_FEAT

Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play! (more...)  Read More →

Another RoboWriteup :(

Posted by ScooterJ On April 18, 2017ADD COMMENTS
automated_feat

Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. Sorry about that! (more...)  Read More →

Mopping It Up

Posted by ScooterJ On April 12, 2017ADD COMMENTS
mop_feat

Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity. (more...)  Read More →

The RoboWriteup

Posted by ScooterJ On April 5, 2017ADD COMMENTS
dealball_feat

Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn't have time to write a recap, so this week's update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that! (more...)  Read More →

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