Not wanting to extend the drama, Bad Newz Kennels gave an early answer to the question of who would be this season's champions when the won their first game of the evening. With a 562 series and his first-ever 200+ game, Aubrey Moren led his team to a 3-1 victory and a clinching of First Place. For You Don't Know Sh!t, Duncan Ferber led the team with a 604 series. However their 1 win was not enough to keep them in 2nd and they end the season in 3rd place.

Replacing Sh!t in second place is 3 Dudes and a Doll, with a 3-1 victory over The Unnamed Team. Chris Rigdon led the Dudes with a 542 series while John Coleman led TBD with a 549. TBD finishes strongly, in 4th place.

Deciding it's better late than never, Dr. Strangelanes posted their first winning week in a month with a 3-1 victory over Ebowla. Seth Gunderson led the Dr. with a 508 series while Travis Kleiner led Ebowla with a 410. Ebowla finishes in 5th place while Dr. Strangelanes finishes in 6th.

In the battle between It's Britney, Bitch and Sofa King Good, no one could gain the upper hand and the series split 2-2. Jeff Unseld led Britney with a 376 while Don Glasscock led Sofa with a 578. The two teams finish in 7th & 8th place, respectively.

Finally, in what came as a surprise to absolutely nobody, once again no one from either Dios Mios nor Split Happens could be bothered to show up (nor pre-bowl). As has been the case each time one of these two teams has forfeited, prize pool money that would have gone to them gets shifted to the rest of us. With neither team showing up last night, an estimated $25 of prize money that would have stayed within these two teams now gets added to the coffers of those who did show up. Dios Mios ends the season in 9th place while Split Happens takes last place. Split Happens also finishes the season as the second most-forfeiting team in league history, beaten only by the infamous Munson'd of Fall 2005.

Entering the 200 Club this week are Aubrey Moren (213), Freda Schroeder (202), Duncan Ferber (234), Cory Chorpenning (209,214), John Richardson (211), John Coleman (206), and Don Glasscock (201,222).

This upcoming Tuesday is 9-pin-tap fun week awards night. Cash prizes will be distributed, and EVERYBODY gets some so come on out! See you all then!

We will begin voting on honorary awards sometime on Thursday, May 8. Re-check this site again Thursday for details.

Also, due to increasing lane fees cutting into the prize pool, we will be voting next week on whether to increase league fees for next Fall to compensate.

	"..." The stunned silence of those who wanted to bowl this season but couldn't get into the league, upon hearing that Dios Mios racked up their 3rd forfeit and Split Happens racked up their 4th.

WEEKLY INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS:
May 6, 2008

	Jason Garcia

SEASON HIGHS:

Men's HSS:
Don Glasscock - 770
Cory Chorpenning - 669
Seth Gunderson - 655
Duncan Ferber - 645

Women's HSS:
Angela Bradford - 572
Freda Schroeder - 550
Jennifer Seefeldt - 510
Sarah Buchanan - 411

Men's HSH:
Don Glasscock - 770
Dennis Laube - 735
John Koehler - 712
Phil Schroeder - 710

Women's HSH:
Angela Bradford - 658
Freda Schroeder - 646
Sarah Buchanan - 636
Jennifer Seefeldt - 633

Men's HGS:
Don Glasscock - 278
Duncan Ferber - 277
Chris Rigdon - 253
Cory Chorpenning - 246

Women's HGS:
Freda Schroeder - 224
Angela Bradford - 223
Jennifer Seefeldt - 190
Sarah Buchanan - 172

Men's HGH:
Dennis Laube - 299
Don Glasscock - 278
Chris Rigdon - 277
Kris Hiestand - 277 (t)
Duncan Ferber - 277 (t)
Phil Schroeder - 274

Women's HGH:
Angela Bradford - 260
Freda Schroeder - 252
Sarah Buchanan - 245
Jennifer Seefeldt - 233

Men's Most Pins Over Average:
Kris Hiestand - 90
Chris Rigdon - 84
Phil Schroeder - 82
Jeff Unseld - 76

Women's Most Pins Over Average:
Sarah Buchanan - 64
Freda Schroeder - 60
Angela Bradford - 49

Men's Most Improved Bowler:
Aubrey Moren +24
Joel Teply +18
Shaun Crockett +15
Jeff Unseld +15(t)
Jeff Geheb +11

Women's Most Improved Bowler:
Sarah Buchanan +9
Cindy Palmer +1