• groundhog_feat  Six More Weeks of Cheese Sticks
    Week 2 – February 2, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Groundhog Day saw Glory Bowl leapfrog to 3rd place and an unSetherized Fallop Ian continue to make an early claim on repeating first place.

  • week1feat  Off And Rolling
    Week 1 – January 26, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    The first week of our 33rd season began with lots of laughter and reunions, progressed through lots of beer, and ended with four teams rubbing their sore butts.

  • retake_feat  Let’s Try This Again… It’s Time to Bowl!
    January 22, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    After last week’s over-panicked snow meltdown, we’re ready to give starting this season a second shot! With the weather clowns forecasting partly sunny skies and a temperature a little above freezing, we ought to be a go this Tuesday, January 26th.

  • CANCELLED.  Bowling Postponed 1 Week
    January 19, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    We got a call from AMF a short while ago, all their other leagues have cancelled tonight due to the weather. Because I had already heard from several others who would not be able to be there tonight, it did not make sense for us to make the bowling alley stay open for about half [...]

  • Print  Welcome to the Spring 2016 Season!
    January 11, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Thaw your balls, it’s time to return to the lanes as the 33rd season of GutterAlley begins on Tuesday, January 19!

  • dudesfeat  Fall 2015 is in The Books!
    Week 16 – December 15, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With 32 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Fall 2015 season ended tonight as the 4th best season in league history. Both in terms of combined league average and in terms of the number (206) of 200+ games rolled. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season!

  • broken2  Falling Apart at the Seams
    Week 15 – December 8, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    For reasons unknown, that definitely had nothing to do with the first place team getting swept, the lanes started falling apart tonight! As did any chance of seeing any of 2nd thru 6th place get locked up early.

  • KissTaffy_FNL  Taffy Sticks It!
    Week 14 – December 1, 2015 (2 COMMENTS)

    Salt Water Taffy earned a rare Week 14 championship clinching! Congratulations to Jonathan, Ian, Seth, and Carl on their victory this season!

  • tdayfeat  Full of Turkey, No One Wants to Move
    Week 13 – November 24, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Turkey week saw lots of turkeys but no movement in the standings, likely due to everyone being overloaded on tryptophan.

  • imgres  A Bunch Of Crap
    Week 12 – November 17, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Because the results of the bowling matchups this week were so expected, and therefore so boring, Scoot has absolutely no inspiration for what to write about this week. Due to this, just so Scoot would stay awake writing this, much of the following is a load of crap.

  • sandbaggers_feat  Someone is Cornholing the League
    Week 11 – November 10, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Holy Sandbaggers, Batman, has swept 3 weeks in a row and faces the blind team next week. Could a new threat to the Taffy domination be emerging?

  • seans_feat  Seans of the Deadly
    Week 10 – November 4, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With most of the league coming off their Royal high and returning to bowling, the Seans came out fighting and Salt Water Taffy continues their lead but gave a very slight hint of vulnerability. Or is that just called lulling the rest of the league into false hope?

BOWLING POSTPONED DUE TO WATER MAIN BREAK

Posted by ScooterJ On February 9, 20161 COMMENT
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Water main break on 18th Ave in front of bowling alley. City ordering all affected business to shut down for the evening. Week 3 of bowling is postponed to next week.  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 2, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On February 5, 2016ADD COMMENTS
11thFrameFeat

This day-late issue of The 11th frame features on everyone's favorite aspect of our league (other than humping Scoot), the Tournament of Champions! (more...)  Read More →

Six More Weeks of Cheese Sticks

Posted by ScooterJ On February 2, 2016ADD COMMENTS
groundhog_feat

Bowling took way too long tonight due to some major lane malfunctions, and Scoot has to get up way too early tomorrow, so portions of this week's writeup are computer-generated. Apologies in advance for the lameness of ScooterProgramming™ computer-generated writing. (more...)  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 1, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On January 28, 2016ADD COMMENTS
11thFrameFeat

After a three year long hiatus, we are resurrecting the Thursday feature known as "The 11th Frame". This weekly series highlights some of the accomplishments and milestones that are often overlooked in the main weekly writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Off And Rolling

Posted by ScooterJ On January 26, 2016ADD COMMENTS
week1feat

The first week of our 33rd season began with lots of laughter and reunions, progressed through lots of beer, and ended with four teams rubbing their sore butts. (more...)  Read More →

Let’s Try This Again… It’s Time to Bowl!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 22, 2016ADD COMMENTS
retake_feat

After last week's over-panicked snow meltdown, we're ready to give starting this season a second shot! With the weather clowns forecasting partly sunny skies and a temperature a little above freezing, we ought to be a go this Tuesday, January 26th. (more...)  Read More →

Bowling Postponed 1 Week

Posted by ScooterJ On January 19, 2016ADD COMMENTS
CANCELLED.

We got a call from AMF a short while ago, all their other leagues have cancelled tonight due to the weather. Because I had already heard from several others who would not be able to be there tonight, it did not make sense for us to make the bowling alley stay open for about half of our league to show up. (more...)  Read More →

New Features for Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On January 18, 2016ADD COMMENTS
team1b

Scoot was a busy little programmer this weekend adding more frequently-requested features to the bowling site. (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2016 Season!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 11, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Print

Thaw your balls, it's time to return to the lanes as the 33rd season of GutterAlley begins on Tuesday, January 19! (more...)  Read More →

We’re Full!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 11, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Python Eats Porcupine

We're down to the last week before the Spring 2016 season begins, and our league is now full! Thank you to those of you who worked so hard to try to find new bowlers, and special thanks to the A.A.A. trio that succeeded: Aaron Barber, AJ Hofmann, and Angela Bradford! (more...)  Read More →

Come and Play With Us

Posted by ScooterJ On January 8, 2016ADD COMMENTS
playwithusfeat

An expected 8th team for the Spring 2016 season has fallen through, so this is an urgent plea for 3-4 bowlers to join (or re-join) our league. Bowling begins January 19, but the final roster is needed by Friday, January 15! (more...)  Read More →

Bowlers Needed for the Upcoming Season!

Posted by ScooterJ On December 29, 2015ADD COMMENTS
WANTYOU

It's that time of year again! Our next season of bowling begins on January 19, and we have open positions for a few more bowlers to join the league. We are an unsanctioned mixed-league that rolls on Tuesday evenings, with the focus being on fun. All skill levels are welcome. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2015 is in The Books!

Posted by ScooterJ On December 15, 2015ADD COMMENTS
dudesfeat

With 32 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Fall 2015 season ended tonight as the 4th best season in league history. Both in terms of combined league average and in terms of the number (206) of 200+ games rolled. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season! (more...)  Read More →

Falling Apart at the Seams

Posted by ScooterJ On December 8, 2015ADD COMMENTS
broken2

For reasons unknown, that definitely had nothing to do with the first place team getting swept, the lanes started falling apart tonight! As did any chance of seeing any of 2nd thru 6th place get locked up early. (more...)  Read More →

Taffy Sticks It!

Posted by ScooterJ On December 1, 20152 COMMENTS
KissTaffy_FNL

With their victories tonight, and with an assist provided by Split It & Hit It, Salt Water Taffy secured the Fall 2015 championship tonight. This is the 2nd championship for Jonathan Vigliaturo, the 5th for Ian Goetz, the 7th for Seth Gunderson, and the 10th for Carl Goetz. Congratulations, fellas! Try not to spend your extra five bucks in one place. (more...)  Read More →

Full of Turkey, No One Wants to Move

Posted by ScooterJ On November 24, 2015ADD COMMENTS
tdayfeat

Turkey week saw lots of turkeys but no movement in the standings, likely due to everyone being overloaded on tryptophan. (more...)  Read More →

A Bunch Of Crap

Posted by ScooterJ On November 17, 2015ADD COMMENTS
imgres

Because the results of the bowling matchups this week were so expected, and therefore so boring, Scoot has absolutely no inspiration for what to write about this week. Due to this, just so Scoot would stay awake writing this, much of the following is a load of crap. (more...)  Read More →

Someone is Cornholing the League

Posted by ScooterJ On November 10, 2015ADD COMMENTS
sandbaggers_feat

While everyone has been worrying about the antics of Salt Water Taffy and Stephen Hawkings Dance Club, another team has been quietly cornholing us all and climbing the ranks. With a three week streak sweep so far, could a new contender for first be in our future? (more...)  Read More →

Seans of the Deadly

Posted by ScooterJ On November 4, 2015ADD COMMENTS
seans_feat

After lurking in the shadows much of the season, honing and refining their hunting skills, both of the league's Seans struck with a vengeance tonight. With a 154 average, Sean Miller rolled a 203 and a 205; with a 138 average, Sean Simmons rolled a 214. Congrats, guys, on kicking the door down to The 200 Club! (more...)  Read More →

Update Will Be Late

Posted by ScooterJ On November 3, 2015ADD COMMENTS

Despite Zoo Bar being cleaned out of virtually everything after today's festivities, there's just enough Guinness and Founders left for Scoot to celebrate his birthday. As a result, tonight's update may be delayed until morning.  Read More →

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