• A 12-board-wide patch of sticky goo made for difficult bowling on lane 48.  Escaping the Flood
    Week 13 – April 26, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight bowling ended nearly half an hour earlier than usual, allowing everyone to get home without drowning or getting struck by lightning. Due to a combination of weather and Scoot being really tired, we’ll be using the computer-generated writeup tonight. Sorry about that! :(

  • tailgateFEAT  Tailgating!
    Week 12 – April 19, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    When bowling begins with a tailgating session — certainly a first in our league’s history and very possibly a first in the history of AMF Pro Bowl — it’s an omen that more unexpected things are in store. With new records set and trash talk backfiring, this was definitely an evening of surprises.

  • shoemakerFEAT  From Everyone Here, to Barely a Soul Left
    Week 11 – April 12, 2016 (1 COMMENT)

    Tonight’s bowling session included some pretty aggravating lane malfunctions, two demonic series (666), and the first 200+ game by a member of Split Sisters. It was also the first time, all season, that all 32 of our bowlers were all present at the same time.

  • glory_bowl_feat  A Royal Mess
    Week 10 – April 5, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    You can always tell when the Royals are playing — every team that has people related to Freda on it has absent bowlers. Bowling went quickly for most, though we can’t report on everything until Fallop Ian post-bowls.

  • cheese_feat  Fear The Cheese
    Week 9 – March 29, 2016 (2 COMMENTS)

    Why, oh why, do people continue to deny the power of The Cheese Stick Curse? Time and time again, the power of the molten mozzarella has been proven!

  • woo_feat  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
    Week 8 – March 22, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Bookended by a lack of movement, the 6 teams not at the extremes all saw shuffling in the standings in this week’s position round. Though it’s doubful anyone noticed over all the celebratory hollering down on lane 48.

  • cards_feat  Is the Championship In the Cards?
    Week 7 – March 15, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    With the midseason position round coming up next week already, one team already seems destined for the championship. Fallop Ian began the season in first place and, despite a few challengers, has yet to relinquish that spot. Will the position round bring about an end to their streak? We’ll find out next week.

  • nochange_feat  Almost No Change
    Week 6 – March 8, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Despite some major upsets tonight, the only change in the standings was a slight fliop between Split It and Bowlgasmic.

  • slow_feat  Slow and Steady Wins the Race
    Week 5 – March 1, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Many in our league did not stick around to witness the end of bowling tonight. Nay, not even their children, nor their children’s children, would serve as witnesses. But one day, far in the future, the final bowling matchup of the night will come to an end. Will we still be human then, or will we have evolved into a new, more enlightened species?

  • fallopian_feat  Fallop Ian Squeezes Through a Small Lead
    Week 4 – February 23, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Half of tonight’s matchups saw underdogs come out on top, while the other half saw bullies beat up on their prey. Which way did each matchup go? Read on to find out.

  • Black_hole_feat  Theory of Relativity Proven
    Week 3 – February 16, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Just days after the announcement that gravity waves were detected, another portion of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was proven tonight when the matchup that involved Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! finished in less time than any other matchup! Granted, they shed half of their mass in order do do it, but it’s all part of the famous equation.

  • groundhog_feat  Six More Weeks of Cheese Sticks
    Week 2 – February 2, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    Groundhog Day saw Glory Bowl leapfrog to 3rd place and an unSetherized Fallop Ian continue to make an early claim on repeating first place.

  • week1feat  Off And Rolling
    Week 1 – January 26, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    The first week of our 33rd season began with lots of laughter and reunions, progressed through lots of beer, and ended with four teams rubbing their sore butts.

  • retake_feat  Let’s Try This Again… It’s Time to Bowl!
    January 22, 2016 (0 COMMENTS)

    After last week’s over-panicked snow meltdown, we’re ready to give starting this season a second shot! With the weather clowns forecasting partly sunny skies and a temperature a little above freezing, we ought to be a go this Tuesday, January 26th.

Escaping the Flood

Posted by ScooterJ On April 26, 2016ADD COMMENTS
A 12-board-wide patch of sticky goo made for difficult bowling on lane 48.

Tonight bowling ended nearly half an hour earlier than usual, allowing everyone to get home without drowning or getting struck by lightning. Due to a combination of weather and Scoot being really tired, we'll be using the computer-generated writeup tonight. Sorry about that! (more...)  Read More →

Tailgating!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 19, 2016ADD COMMENTS
tailgateFEAT

When bowling begins with a tailgating session — certainly a first in our league's history and very possibly a first in the history of AMF Pro Bowl — it's an omen that more unexpected things are in store. With new records set and trash talk backfiring, this was definitely an evening of surprises. (more...)  Read More →

From Everyone Here, to Barely a Soul Left

Posted by ScooterJ On April 12, 20161 COMMENT
shoemakerFEAT

Tonight's bowling session included some pretty aggravating lane malfunctions, two demonic series (666), and the first 200+ game by a member of Split Sisters. It was also the first time, all season, that all 32 of our bowlers were all present at the same time. (more...)  Read More →

A Royal Mess

Posted by ScooterJ On April 5, 2016ADD COMMENTS
glory_bowl_feat

You can always tell when the Royals are playing -- every team that has people related to Freda on it has absent bowlers. Bowling went quickly for most, though we can't report on everything until Fallop Ian post-bowls. UPDATE! All scores are now in. (more...)  Read More →

Fear The Cheese

Posted by ScooterJ On March 29, 20162 COMMENTS
cheese_feat

There are many legends and rituals throughout the history of our Bowling League. There was the time David Parre shoved Corey Weinfurt to the ground. (Quickly apoligized for and they made up.) Then there was the time an annoyed Thomas Lin threw his ball nearly to the snack bar. (Also quickly apologized for.) And let's not forget the time Amy Goodnow was accused of smuggling in vodka and almost got banned when in frustration she poured her water bottle out onto the main counter to prove it wasn't... (more...)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted by ScooterJ On March 22, 2016ADD COMMENTS
woo_feat

Bookended by a lack of movement, the 6 teams not at the extremes all saw shuffling in the standings in this week's position round. Though it's doubful anyone noticed over all the celebratory hollering down on lane 48. (more...)  Read More →

Is the Championship In the Cards?

Posted by ScooterJ On March 15, 2016ADD COMMENTS
cards_feat

With the midseason position round coming up next week already, one team already seems destined for the championship. Fallop Ian began the season in first place and, despite a few challengers, has yet to relinquish that spot. Will the position round bring about an end to their streak? We'll find out next week. (more...)  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 6, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On March 11, 2016ADD COMMENTS
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This week we look at the accomplishments of a couple of bowlers and make some Tournament of Champions predictions. After a break due to disease and exhaustion, The 1tth Frame returns this week. (more...)  Read More →

Almost No Change

Posted by ScooterJ On March 8, 2016ADD COMMENTS
nochange_feat

Despite some major upsets across the league, nothing changed in the standings. Well, almost nothing. (more...)  Read More →

Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Posted by ScooterJ On March 1, 2016ADD COMMENTS
slow_feat

For most of the league it was simply too far past their bedtimes, but those who stuck around to the end experienced quite the show. That said, much like the conclusion of bowling this week, we'll come to that in due time. (more...)  Read More →

Fallop Ian Squeezes Through a Small Lead

Posted by ScooterJ On February 23, 2016ADD COMMENTS
fallopian_feat

Half of tonight's matchups saw underdogs come out on top, while the other half saw bullies beat up on their prey. Which way did each matchup go? Read on to find out. (more...)  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 3, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On February 19, 2016ADD COMMENTS
11thFrameFeat

This week we look at the accomplishments of a couple of bowlers and make some Tournament of Champions predictions. (more...)  Read More →

Theory of Relativity Proven

Posted by ScooterJ On February 16, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Black_hole_feat

Just days after the announcement that gravity waves were detected, another portion of Einstein's Theory of Relativity was proven tonight when the matchup that involved Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! finished in less time than any other matchup! Granted, they shed half of their mass in order do do it, but it's all part of the famous equation. (more...)  Read More →

Let’s Bowl!

Posted by ScooterJ On February 16, 2016ADD COMMENTS
Lets-Bowl-Applique-Machine-Embroidery-Digitized-Design-Patterna-700x700

Barring another urgent 4:00 phone call from AMC alerting us to yet another outside force beyond anyone's control, bowling is on this afternoon. (more...)  Read More →

BOWLING POSTPONED DUE TO WATER MAIN BREAK

Posted by ScooterJ On February 9, 20161 COMMENT
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Water main break on 18th Ave in front of bowling alley. City ordering all affected business to shut down for the evening. Week 3 of bowling is postponed to next week.  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 2, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On February 5, 2016ADD COMMENTS
11thFrameFeat

This day-late issue of The 11th frame features on everyone's favorite aspect of our league (other than humping Scoot), the Tournament of Champions! (more...)  Read More →

Six More Weeks of Cheese Sticks

Posted by ScooterJ On February 2, 2016ADD COMMENTS
groundhog_feat

Bowling took way too long tonight due to some major lane malfunctions, and Scoot has to get up way too early tomorrow, so portions of this week's writeup are computer-generated. Apologies in advance for the lameness of ScooterProgramming™ computer-generated writing. (more...)  Read More →

The 11th Frame — Week 1, Spring 2016

Posted by ScooterJ On January 28, 2016ADD COMMENTS
11thFrameFeat

After a three year long hiatus, we are resurrecting the Thursday feature known as "The 11th Frame". This weekly series highlights some of the accomplishments and milestones that are often overlooked in the main weekly writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Off And Rolling

Posted by ScooterJ On January 26, 2016ADD COMMENTS
week1feat

The first week of our 33rd season began with lots of laughter and reunions, progressed through lots of beer, and ended with four teams rubbing their sore butts. (more...)  Read More →

Let’s Try This Again… It’s Time to Bowl!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 22, 2016ADD COMMENTS
retake_feat

After last week's over-panicked snow meltdown, we're ready to give starting this season a second shot! With the weather clowns forecasting partly sunny skies and a temperature a little above freezing, we ought to be a go this Tuesday, January 26th. (more...)  Read More →

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