• pinterestTargetFEAT  Zeroing in on the Target
    Week 13 – April 22, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    With their grasp on the Spring ’14 title becoming looser and looser, Pinterest suffered yet another set back in Week #13 action as their lead over the rest of the league – once +8 – has been reduced to only a game and a half with two weeks left in the regular season. The Finals may end up being a winner takes all affair if things continue on their current trajectory.

    Step inside and read how it all happened in this week’s recap…

  • sunGlassesFEAT  The Home Stretch
    Week 12 – April 15, 2014 (1 COMMENT)

    Just a few short weeks back, it looked like Pinterest’s crowning as the champions of the Spring 2014 season was just a matter of time due to their huge lead over the rest of the league. Now with less than a month until the Finals we’re quickly learning that a couple of other teams are not quite ready to give up the fight. As the march until the final showdown on May 13th continues, the lead has evaporated to merely 3.5 games proving that it’s not over quite yet…especially considering that the three teams still in it face one another over the next three weeks.

  • bowlPinFEAT  Tronned!
    Week 11 – April 8, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Pinterest had five weeks left to wrap up the championship crown but the rest of the league refuses to make it easy on them. Around the rest of the league, some big scores – and one REALLY big series – showed up as the Spring 2014 continues on.

    Check out how your favorite team did in this week’s update…

  • twerkFEAT  April Fool’s Gold!
    Week 10 – April 1, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #10 happened to fall on April Fool’s Day this year but the biggest jokesters in the league weren’t laughing as much as they suffered their biggest matchup defeat of the season. Granted, it wasn’t huge but it was a surprise as to who dished it out.

    Around the league, some big scores came out of unexpected places as the season continues onward…

  • jvIanFEAT  Goetz It Done
    Week 9 – March 25, 2014 (1 COMMENT)

    Pinterest continues to extend their lead in the league standings as they now sit a full eight games out from second place. It’s going to take some serious competition to derail the most energetic team this season from their steam rolling to the championship crown. Ian Goetz narrowly missed putting up his first 700 series as the boys continue to destroy all who stand in their way.

    Week #9 action is now in the books…

  • pinterestPositionFEAT  Position Round Robin
    Week 8 – March 18, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2014 season is now halfway complete and Pinterest is laying claim to this season’s crown. Having put up the 2nd best first half win record in league history, it’s going to be their crown to lose as the season progresses. The position round is now in the books and, with it, four teams swapped places in the standings.

    Ready to find out who made moves during the position round?

  • superFEAT  Batting .857
    Week 7 – March 10, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Not since the Fall ’09 season has a team gotten off to such an incredible start to their season as Pinterest. Currently sitting with an 85.7% win percentage, the loudest and most fun team in the league is on the cusp of making history. Could they be on their way to being only the third team in league history to wrap up the championship by week #13? They’ll definitely set the tone next week in the position round.

    But, for now, let’s see how everyone landed for next week’s big showdown…

  • sabrinaGrayFEAT  Blue Skies for Gray
    Week 6 – March 4, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Week #6 was fraught with ups and downs as almost every single team found a new home in the league standings. Pinterest, however, continues to dominate the league with their impressive 21-3 start and are definitely the team to beat.

    On an individual basis, many bowlers put up big series and games this week including Sabrina Gray – who rolled her highest series ever. Congrats, Sabrina!

  • seth668FEAT  They’re Going In Dry
    Week 5 – February 25, 2014 (1 COMMENT)

    Strap yourselves in, gang, as the men of Pinterest continue to emphatically add more and more wins to their already impressive record this season. At 18-2 so far, they are definitely the team to beat as they extend their lead out to four full games ahead of everyone else.

    Anchor and Hall of Famer Seth Gunderson is having the best season of his career and has his mind set firmly on delivering a championship to his team this time around after falling just short last season. Did we mention that he also shot his all-time career series Tuesday night in the process? Yeah, he did.

  • pinterestFEAT  Powerful Pinterest
    Week 4 – February 18, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    This week, two teams ended Week #4 action with records of 14-2. On their tails are two other teams sitting at 10-6. Next week, these four teams square off against one another (1st vs. 3rd, 2nd, vs. 4th) in an attempt to really switch things up.

    Find out what these teams did tonight to put themselves into those top four spots…

  • upgrayeddFEAT  UpgrayeDD Upgrade
    Week 3 – February 11, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The temperatures outside of the bowling alley may have been below freezing but things were certainly hot inside as 21 bowlers raised their averages on the lanes during Week #3 action.

    Six teams swapped places on the league standings – none moreso than the men of UpgrayeDD who improved three spots – as the Spring 2014 season marches on.

  • krejciWallFEAT  Holey Bowley!
    Week 2 – January 28, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The ups and downs of Week #2 proved to live up to expectations as every single bowler in the league (minus those absent or setting their average this week) either raised or lowered their average. Three teams swept, three teams got swept, and two teams battled one another to a standstill at two games apiece – and even resulted in Bill Krejci knocking a big hole in the wall next to Lane 48.

    Just your typical night of GutterAlley action…

  • spring14FEAT  Big Games, Big Averages to Start the Season
    Week 1 – January 21, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The 29th season of GutterAlley action got underway Tuesday night and saw some career high games shot by several individuals…on opening night.

    When will these people ever learn? They need to blatantly sandbag like Phil Schroeder did.

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Spring 2014 Season!
    January 20, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Let’s get this party started! Thirty-two bowlers – including three brand new rookies – will lace up their shoes this week to do battle for the next sixteen weeks. Now let’s see some new high scores out there, gang!

    Good luck, gang…and welcome back!

  • searcyHallFEAT  Fall 2013: And the winner is…
    December 11, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2013 Fun Night closed out the season with an awards ceremony announcing the winners of the individual achievements, season favorites, and the newest addition to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame…

  • chadwickFEAT  It’s All Over
    Week 16 – December 4, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    Despite the Finals having been settled and decided last week, there was still one more night to make great things happen…and Chadwick Andrews did ‘em all.

    Over the course of three games Andrews shot his career high game as well as series, secured his second consecutive night to be named Most Valuable Bowler and #1 Power Ranked Bowler, and concluded his evening by winning the Tournament of Champions. Not too bad of a way to finish one’s season, eh?

  • applauseFEAT  Awards Renamed in Honor of Hall of Famers, Others
    December 3, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    Back in the Spring 2003 session of GutterAlley, we decided to create a way to allow the league collectively to bestow upon the individuals competing that season a nod in various areas ranging from the best captain to the favorite underdog. In that batch also came our first award named in honor of someone – [...]

  • fall2013champsFEAT  All Hail the Chumps, er, Champs!
    Week 15 – November 27, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Finals will simply be a formality next week as the men of Bowltron – Bryan Mohr, Rob Kaszuba, John Boren, and Ryan Doll – wrapped it all up Tuesday night to become the Fall 2013 champions. It’ll all be a battle for second place on down the standings as Bowltron will be simply be untouchable.

  • finishFEAT  Almost to the Finish Line
    Week 14 – November 19, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    There are only two more weeks left in the Fall 2013 season and wins are more crucial than ever for the few teams still in the hun to walk away the champions. Tuesday night’s action righted the course for one team while it switched things up for three others as we draw closer and closer to the big matchups of the Finals.

    Week #14 saw some big series from some familiar faces in a season fraught with below average performances. Will this trend of high scores continue? Only time will tell…

  • ratchetFEAT  Things are Getting Tighter
    Week 13 – November 12, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    Time is ticking away in the Fall 2013 season and there are now four teams in contention for the title. With the Finals a mere three weeks away, this session of GutterAlley action is still up for grabs amongst half the league. It’s now just a question of who wants it the most.

    Week #13 tightened the distance between those teams with only two teams changing places at all. Check out the recap to see where everyone sits…

  • helpFEAT  The Help
    Week 12 – November 5, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Finals are now only four weeks away and the huge lead held by Bowltron over everyone else in recent weeks has all but evaporated with three other team easily within striking distance. The big difference in Week #12′s action came from teams collectively firing away and helping to chip away at their opponents.

    Ready to read this week’s recap? You know what to do…

  • choppingFEAT  Chopping Away
    Week 11 – October 30, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    The league continues to chop away at the lead that Bowltron has held on the league standings for quite some time, this week narrowing that gap to a mere three games. With the Finals a little over a month away, wins are going to be come more precious going forward. Will anyone catch ‘em before it’s too late? It’s looking that way.

    Now get in there and see how everyone did…

  • getHornyFEAT  True or false: what is your horniest bowling night ever?
    Week 10 – October 22, 2013 (1 COMMENT)

    The Week #10 recap comes to you this week compliments of guest columnists Seth Gunderson and Jonathan Vigliaturo.

    Me so horny.

  • bowltronFEAT  The Battle for Second Place?
    Week 9 – October 15, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    Bowltron is now a full eight games ahead of the rest of the league now in Week #9 as they continue their seemingly unstoppable march to the Finals.

  • HoFnomineesFEATfall13  Hall of Fame Nominees: Fall 2013
    October 14, 2013 (1 COMMENT)

    The GutterAlley Hall of Fame was created to commemorate and honor those individuals that best represent the bowling league throughout its rich history. Six league luminaries have been selected to grace this season’s ballot.

    Congratulations to Bill Krejci, Cory Chorpenning, Demond Robinson, Jason Carpio, Pat Searcy, and Ryan Doll. Now it’s up to you, the bowling community, to vote for your favorites…

  • 3magicFEAT  3-1 or 1-3, Take Your Pick
    Week 8 – October 8, 2013 (1 COMMENT)

    The midway point of the Fall 2013 season has been reached and with it came all four matchups ending at 3-1. The current league leaders have built and impressive gap between themselves and the rest of the league setting up an interesting second half.

  • splitItFEAT  Blake & Split It Nearly Blank Reigning Champs
    Week 7 – October 1, 2013 (1 COMMENT)

    Week #7 closed the book on each team facing one another once and paved the way for the position round next week. Dennis Blake put on a clinic to propel his team to a .500 record, earning both MVB and #1 Power Ranked Bowler honors…

  • flintstoneFEAT  Yabba Dabba Doo-ing Little
    Week 6 – September 24, 2013 (0 COMMENTS)

    The midway point of the Fall 2013 season is quickly approaching and one team is trying to make a break for superiority amidst a league that has been underperforming since Week #1…

Zeroing in on the Target

Posted by Ken On April 22, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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Twice in GutterAlley's recorded history, the eventual champions were able to lock up the season in Week #13 and just coast the rest of the way with the title already in hand. This season's frontrunners looked all but ready to wrap it up coming out of the position round, having amassed the 2nd best first-half win record in league history. The last few weeks, however, have been rough as three teams are now locked in a battle to walk away the champs. The Spring '14 session's Week #13 brings us to... (more...)

The Home Stretch

Posted by Ken On April 15, 20141 COMMENT
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Week #12 is now a part of GutterAlley history and the Finals are now less than a month away. A few weeks back the season looked all but wrapped up for the current league leaders but, despite only two teams swapping places in the league standings Tuesday night, the Spring 2014 may still be up for grabs. Across the league tonight, the infamous ScooterMath™ predictions failed to come to fruition with every single underdog team coming away with more wins than were expected. (more...)  Read More →

Tronned!

Posted by Ken On April 8, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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Week #11 is now in the books and, with it, came some surprising results: for the first time since the very beginning of the season, the league leaders are almost within striking distance. Now leading the league by only four and a half games, the pressure is now on to keep the momentum going. Around the league, four of the eight teams swapped places in the league standings while the lanes saw some pretty nice output. Let's get into the details, shall we? (more...)  Read More →

April Fool’s Gold!

Posted by Ken On April 1, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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While the world was watching pranks play out right before their very eyes Tuesday, several others took place on the lanes during Week #10 action of the Spring 2014 season. Half the teams in the league swapped places in the standings by bowlers other than the usual suspects. To top off the report, the seemingly invulnerable team at the top of the heap took it on the chin in a surprising upset. Read on, friends...and, we promise, there are no April Fool's jokes in here. (more...)  Read More →

Goetz It Done

Posted by Ken On March 25, 20141 COMMENT
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With the Spring '14 position round behind us, the schedule reset and everyone faced their opposition from the very first night once again in Week #9. While the league leaders continue to distance themselves from the other seven teams on the roster, the overall output from the league as a whole is currently the third best in league history with a chance to be the best ever. (more...)  Read More →

Position Round Robin

Posted by Ken On March 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2014 season is officially now half way complete and it's pretty apparent that the current league leaders are showing no signs of slowing up whatsoever. After amassing an incredible 28-4 record – winning 87.5% of their games so far – Pinterest is openly declaring the second half of the season as a battle for second place amongst everyone else still rolling as they are gunning for the best record in league history. Week #8 action witnessed half the league switching spots in... (more...)

The midway point of the season is upon us and, as always, that means that it's time for the position round. For those of you new to the league, this week moves away from the standard schedule and pits the team in 1st against the team in 2nd place; 3rd place battles 4th place; 5th tries to beat up on 6th place; 7th and 8th place wage war against one another as well. (more...)  Read More →

Batting .857

Posted by Ken On March 10, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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Week #7 is now in the books and every team has faced off against one another. We've seen big games, win streaks, and come-from-behind victories as well as subpar scores, surprising losing streaks, and games lost with the final throw of the 10th frame. All in all, we've had your typical first half of a season leading up to next week's position round. Ready to see how the stage has been set? Read on... (more...)  Read More →

Blue Skies for Gray

Posted by Ken On March 4, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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Week #6 is now in the books and with it came quite the shuffling in the league standings. All but one team found themselves in a new position while the lone foursome that didn't budge extended its lead out ahead of everyone else after an impressive 21-3 start and will easily find themselves on this Top 25 list after the position round. Ready to hear how the matchups played out? Okay, then... (more...)  Read More →

They’re Going In Dry

Posted by Ken On February 25, 20141 COMMENT
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Going into Week #5, the two teams on top of the league standings were somewhat untested against heavy hitters. No one can claim that now as they found themselves going up against the teams just below them. While one of those teams faltered in their showdown, another one absolutely demolished their competition and extended their lead over everyone in the Spring 2014 season. Big scores, big series, and big wins make up the bulk of this week's recap. (more...)  Read More →

Powerful Pinterest

Posted by Ken On February 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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With four weeks now under the league's belt, two teams have jumped off to very impressive starts having amassed win records of 14-2. Right behind them are two other teams sitting at 10-6. The fun truly begins now, though, as all four of these teams are scheduled to face off against one another next week. But, for now, let's see how Week #4 played out and how these teams got to where they are in the standings. (more...)  Read More →

UpgrayeDD Upgrade

Posted by Ken On February 11, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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After a delay last week due to a massive snowstorm hitting the area, GutterAlley action resumed Tuesday night. Collectively our league is getting hotter as 21 of our thirty-two bowlers raised his or her average on Tuesday night during Week #3. To top it off, six teams swapped places in the league standings as things begin to settle down in the Spring 2014 season. (more...)  Read More →

Holey Bowley!

Posted by Ken On January 28, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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The ever-volatile Week #2 of Gutteralley's latest season proved to be an interesting one as every single bowler – minus those absent or setting an average – either raised of lowered their average. One bowler managed to raise his +25 while another dropped -24 in what has always been the biggest roller coaster week of each and every season. To top it off, six of the eight teams swapped spots in the league standings to cap off the evening. Here's the lowdown... (more...)  Read More →

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The Spring 2014 season – our 29th! – officially got underway Tuesday night and with it came some personal bests right out the gate, but we'll get to those in the recap. This go around we have a full cast of 32 bowlers across eight teams in what may be one of the most even playing fields we've seen in quite some time. (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2014 Season!

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2014ADD COMMENTS
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With the holidays now firmly behind us it's time to make Tuesday nights fun again as the Spring 2014 season of GutterAlley action gets underway on Tuesday. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2013: And the winner is…

Posted by Ken On December 11, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2013 season came to an official conclusion on Tuesday night, complete with prize disbursement and the announcement of the various season-ending awards. (more...)  Read More →

It’s All Over

Posted by Ken On December 4, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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With the members of Bowltron having wrapped up the championship last week, the Fall 2013 Finals were nothing more than a formality with the remaining teams jockeying for a better spot in the standings just for the hell of it. In the end, not a single team managed to move at all as Week #16 action came to a close. And while it may sound like nothing actually went down, you'd be wrong... (more...)  Read More →

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Back in the Spring 2003 session of GutterAlley, we decided to create a way to allow the league collectively to bestow upon the individuals competing that season a nod in various areas ranging from the best captain to the favorite underdog. In that batch also came our first award named in honor of someone – the Bob Brunker Good Sportsmanship Award. With the start of the Hall of Fame and the retirement of various bowlers, additional awards were renamed in honor of these deserving individuals. ... (more...)

All Hail the Chumps, er, Champs!

Posted by Ken On November 27, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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After having taken hold of the top spot in the league standings in Week #6 and not relinquishing it at all, Bowltron wrapped up their run Tuesday night by racking up enough wins to be untouchable in the Finals next week. Congratulations to four time champion John Boren and first time winners Bryan Mohr and Rob Kaszuba! Oh, and Ryan Doll was carried along for the ride as well. The Finals this week will merely be for a formality as the rest of the league just divides what's left over. Ready to... (more...)

The results of tonight's Tournament of Champions matchups will officially determine which eight bowlers will do battle next week for the whole thing. While certain bowlers have already secured their spots, there still exists several key contests tonight that will fill out the remainder of the seeding. (more...)  Read More →

Almost to the Finish Line

Posted by Ken On November 19, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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The final few weeks of each season are always an exercise of "what will happen if" scenarios. While some seasons have already been settled and decided, the Fall 2013 session is not one of them. Mathematically, the top four teams are still in the running albeit with two of those teams sitting in there with very long odds. Next week's matchups will truly set the stage for how the Finals will go down but, for now, Week #14's action brings us just the right amount of intrigue to keep it interesting.... (more...)

Things are Getting Tighter

Posted by Ken On November 12, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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Week #13 is in the books and just about everything stayed the same with the standings still remaining super tight. A mere six games separate the top half of the league with two weeks of "regular season" bowling remaining before the Finals. With a few key matchups left to go before the big showdown, it's still mathematically any of these four teams season to win. (more...)  Read More →

The Help

Posted by Ken On November 5, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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Now with less than four weeks until the Finals, the season that seemed to be almost wrapped up by a single team a little while back has been drastically rewritten. A mere four and a half games now separate the top half of the league standings setting the stage for an interesting November. Week #12's action was definitely owned by the help this week, as teammates stepped up to collectively aid their team on the pathway to victory. Now let's get into the recap... (more...)  Read More →

Chopping Away

Posted by Ken On October 30, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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What a turn of events! A couple of weeks ago, the season looked to be all but over with one team aiming to clinch it very, very soon. Yet, the rest of the league refused to lay down and let it happen with quite a turn of events. Week #11 was witness to quite a performance across the board as half the league switches places in the league standings. With the Finals a little over a month away, could another team overtake the current league leaders? Only time will tell... (more...)  Read More →

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Week 10 is done. Over. Kaput. Now that we’re two weeks into the second half of the season, let’s figure out this one question -- true or false: what is your horniest bowling night ever? (more...)  Read More →

The Battle for Second Place?

Posted by Ken On October 15, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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Now that we're more than half way done with the Fall 2013 season, the curse that seemed to be keeping the league from rolling high scores seems to have been lifted. Couple that with a team well on their way to running away with the title way before the Finals and we may be watching a battle for second place in this second half. (more...)  Read More →

Hall of Fame Nominees: Fall 2013

Posted by Ken On October 14, 20131 COMMENT
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Kicking off in the Spring 2011 season, our bowling community collectively cast its votes for the inaugural class of enshrinees to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame. These initial four bowlers were tasked with carrying on the Hall's enshrinement duties, promising that one new bowler would make his or her way to join them at the end of every season going forward. We are happy to say that the tradition is about to continue for a sixth time to welcome in the ninth inductee. (more...)  Read More →

3-1 or 1-3, Take Your Pick

Posted by Ken On October 8, 20131 COMMENT
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The position round officially marks the halfway mark of the league and with it came very little change, with only two teams managing to switch places in the league standings. The current leaders have moved way out ahead of the rest of the pack begging the question – can anyone stop them? We have two more months to find out. (more...)  Read More →

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Week #7 is the round each season in which every team has done battle against one another. This time around, the underdogs seemed to land some pretty solid punches against their opponents although not a single team moved at all in the league standings. Check it out... (more...)  Read More →

Yabba Dabba Doo-ing Little

Posted by Ken On September 24, 2013ADD COMMENTS
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Week #6 is now in the history books and with it came very little in the realm of teams moving around in the league standings. While the league's overall average was better than we've seen lately, not much noise has been made at all on the lanes this season. Averages continue to be down, we're only seeing a fraction of the number of 200+ games typically rolled, and teams continue to underperform and yet come away with victories. All in all, this has been an odd season so far as we close in on the... (more...)

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