• w8_feat  An Electric Season Midpoint
    Week 8 – March 12, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    As we roll into the midpoint of the Spring 2024 season, the stakes are higher than ever, with teams vying for a chance to seize the championship. The eighth week unfolded with the intensity of a a humping by Seth, though in the end the standings stood still. Amidst the gripping competition, JoAnne Barber emerged as the queen of the lanes, claiming both the high game (122) and high series (317) titles for the woman. On the men’s front, AJ Hofmann unleashed a striking performance with a powerful 214 for the high game, while Michael Gordon dominated the series with an impressive 553.

  • gloryfeat  Glory Bowl Rises & Shines
    Week 7 – March 5, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    The seventh week of Spring 2024 saw Glory Bowl climb substantially in the standings, while two other teams slipped. Wonder Twin powers were activated as JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (123) and series (354) for the woman while Michael Gordon earned this week’s high game (237) and series (654) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • cheese_feat  The Cheese Stick Curse
    Week 6 – February 27, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    In the thrilling sixth week of our bowling league, the lanes buzzed with excitement as teams clashed, jockeying for position in the standings. It was a showcase of skill and determination, with standout performances leaving spectators on the edge of their seats. The spotlight shone brightly on JoAnne Barber and Seth Gunderson, who dazzled with their exceptional bowling prowess. JoAnne claimed the title of this week’s queen of the lanes, securing the high game (143) and series (350) for the woman, while Seth asserted his dominance with a stellar high game (238) and series (562) for the men, solidifying his status as a force to be reckoned with.

  • feat  Happy Cephalopods, Sad Cetaceans
    Week 5 – February 20, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of the Spring 2024 season was nothing short of a tidal wave of excitement, thrashing our two oceanic teams to opposite ends of the standings. JoAnne Barber and Matthew Taylor emerged as this week’s stars, with JoAnne snagging the high game (135) and series (368) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor dominated the men’s division with an impressive high game (262) and series (613). Now, let’s dive into the heart-pounding action that unfolded on the lanes!

  • love_feat  Pre-Valentine Love on the Lanes
    Week 4 – February 13, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    In the realm of high scores and sweet victories, JoAnne Barber stole the hearts of the bowling alley with her cupid-approved high game (132) and series (377) for the women. On the men’s side, the charismatic duo of Kent Harms and Nick Kinney shared a love-struck tie for this week’s high game with a swoon-worthy 212. However, it was Nick Kinney who emerged as the true bowling heartthrob, earning the high series title with an impressive 602

  • w4_feat  Ties Abound after Brutal Beatings
    Week 3 – February 6, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    Brutal beatings of the underdogs by the stronger teams in all three matchups coincidentally resulted in three pairs of ties in the standings. One person rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (142) and series (408) for the woman. As for the men, AJ Hofmann snagged this week’s high game with a 235, and high series was earned by an overstimulated Michael Gordon with a 574. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • calamari_feat  Who Ordered the Calamari?
    Week 2 – January 30, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    The second week of Spring 2024 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. In a week completely bereft of women to showcase, Aaron Barber earned this week’s high game (204) and series (598). And while it’s way too early for anyone to be staking claims, a new league leader emerged with a lightly fried breaded coating served up with roasted peppers and a bit of butter. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • fisting_feat  Fists Fly to First as the Spring 2024 Season Gets Underway
    Week 1 – January 23, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    Alright my little chickadeess, get ready to roll into the thrilling world of the Spring 2024 bowling season! This 16-week spectacle has kicked off with six teams vying for the elusive due to being non-existent championship trophy. In usual fashion JoAnne Barber led the women with a high game (167) and series (427), while AJ Hofmann handily beat all the men with a high game (211) and series (593). Let’s dive into the rest of the heart-pounding action of the first league night!

  • season_feature  Fall 2023 Recap
    January 20, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    Here is your Fall 2023 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will begin on January 23, 2024!

  • santa_feat  Almost All Wrapped Up! (Unlike Your Christmas Shopping)
    Week 16 – December 12, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the curtains fall on the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season, Vigs Eras Tour 2023 retains their championship title – an achievement they clinched in a dazzling display of skill last week. But hold your applause until next week, we’re gearing up for a night of award ceremonies, cash prizes, finger-lickin’ fried chicken feasts, and a rollicking 9-pin-tap fun night. To get us ready for that, be sure to vote in the People’s Choice awards!

  • champ_feat  Champing At The Bit
    Week 15 – December 5, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    Bowling enthusiasts, buckle up for the mostly-as-expected recap of the latest league session! As the Fall 2023 season reached its fifteenth week, the lanes witnessed a fierce battle of pins, with some teams ascending while others found themselves slipping down the standings.

    Let’s kick off the highlights with standout performances: In a development that surely took all by surprise, JoAnne Barber claimed high game and series for the women with her 149 and 361 respectively. Meanwhile, as has been the trend lately, Nick Kinney stole the spotlight for the men with his 235 game and 602 series.

  • feat  Induction Junction, What’s Your Function?
    Week 14 – November 28, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fourteenth week of the Fall 2023 bowling league unfolded with a symphony of strikes & spares, a surprise ceremony, and a bit of shakeup in the standings. As the pins fell and the competition intensified, the scene was set for a rollercoaster of emotions on the lanes. As usual JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (188) and series (476) for the women (though the scores themselves were quite a bit higher than the usual), while Nick Kinney earned this week’s high game (277) and series (674) for the men.

  • thanks_feat  Rolling Butterballs
    Week 13 – November 21, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    Thanksgiving week in the Fall 2023 bowling showdown unfolded like a rowdy Thanksgiving dinner, complete with one team soaring to the head of the family table while another team had too much cranberry wine and stumbled face-first into dessert table. Great Aunt JoAnne Barber, our bowling matriarch, dished out this week’s high game (141) and series (370) for the women. On the testosterone-fueled side of the family, our weird uncle Kent Harms unleashed a thunderous 209 for the high game, while third-cousin twice-removed Scott Thompson dominated the family brawl with a jaw-dropping 543 series.

  • under_feat  Epic of the Underdog: Triumphs in Bowling
    Week 12 – November 14, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    In the twelfth week of Fall, a bowling saga unfolds,
    Two teams ascended, while two in rankings doled.
    A bowler, with prowess, set a personal best high,
    As the alleys witnessed battles, fierce and nigh.

  • w11_feat  A Dark, Gloomy Night in the Gutter
    Week 11 – November 7, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    The eleventh week of Fall 2023, the first bowling session after the time change, was just another reminder of how early it gets dark outside. It left me feeling as gloomy as the skies. I guess some teams climbed and others slipped, but who really cares when it’s this dark and depressing outside?

    JoAnne Barber rolled her usual high game (157) and series (398) for the woman, which is nice, I guess. For the men, Matthew Taylor snagged a high game with a 208, and Nick Kinney got the high series with a 570. Yippee.

    Now, let’s delve into the exciting world of bowling on these gloomy lanes, shall we?

  • halloween_feat  Night of the Living Balls
    Week 10 – October 31, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    In the eerie, dimly lit bowling alley, the tenth week of Fall 2023 unfolded like a Halloween horror story. The standings remained frozen, as if cursed by some malevolent force, refusing to budge from their haunted positions.

    JoAnne Barber, a cursed mummy whose name is whispered in fearful tones, emerged from the shadows to claim the witches’ high game (114) and series (331) for the week. But it was Undead Ben Spencer, a mysterious figure with a sinister aura, who clawed his way to the warlocks’ high game (205) and series (543), as if under a dark spell. Their accomplishments, while impressive, were shrouded in an unsettling air.

  • dickens_feat  It was the Worst of Times, it was the Worst of Times.
    Week 9 – October 24, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    Let’s face it, last night sucked. I don’t know if it was the weather, geopolitical concerns, not enough relaxing pharmaceuticals partaken of before crossing the state line, or Ron putting the oil machine on the “Torture Pattern” setting as a joke, but it has been years since we’ve seen such an off night all across the board.

  • halfway_feat  Lead Switch Halfway In
    Week 8 – October 17, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the midway point of the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season! Week 8 brought us some fierce competition, with teams rising and falling like pins on the lanes. And while the action was intense, it was the exceptional performances that stole the spotlight. But the biggest twist is likely the first-place lead change at the last moment of the season’s first half!

    In a league where female bowlers outnumber Gideon Bibles remaining in room 426 of the Magnolia Hotel in Omaha, JoAnne Barber emerged as a shining star, effortlessly claiming this week’s high game with a remarkable 137, and a series of 384 for the women. Meanwhile, the men had their own standout performer, as Matthew Taylor blazed a trail with a spectacular high game of 257 and an impressive series total of 639.

  • w7_feat  Is The Dolphin Show Over?
    Week 7 – October 10, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the pins fell and the lanes lit up in Week 7, there were surprises aplenty. JoAnne Barber, with her impeccable skill and precision, dominated the scene, achieving the week’s high game (155) and series (413) for the women, leaving all of the league’s female bowlers in awe. Meanwhile, Matthew Taylor showcased his undeniable prowess, claiming this week’s high game (216) and series (585) title for the men, further fueling the competitive spirit of the night.

  • peek_feat  Sweep-a-Boo!
    Week 6 – October 3, 2023 (0 COMMENTS)

    This week every match ended in a sweep (in one case by the thinnest of margins), spreading out the win-loss gaps slightly and causing two teams to trade places in the standings. JoAnne Barber unleashed her inner bowling wizardry to seize this week’s women’s crown from a mob of fierce competitors for that title, capturing the women’s high game at a dazzling 141 and a remarkable series of 389. Meanwhile, on the men’s side, Nick Kinney, like a bowling demigod, left a trail of fallen pins in his wake, claiming this week’s high game with a jaw-dropping 233 and an astonishing series total of 625.

An Electric Season Midpoint

Spring 2024, Week 8 Posted by BowlingBot On March 12, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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As we roll into the midpoint of the Spring 2024 season, the stakes are higher than ever, with teams vying for a chance to seize the championship. The eighth week unfolded with the intensity of a a humping by Seth, though in the end the standings stood still. Amidst the gripping competition, JoAnne Barber emerged as the queen of the lanes, claiming both the high game (122) and high series (317) titles for the woman. On the men's front, AJ Hofmann unleashed a striking performance with a powerful 214... (more...)

Glory Bowl Rises & Shines

Spring 2024, Week 7 Posted by BowlingBot On March 5, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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The seventh week of Spring 2024 saw Glory Bowl climb substantially in the standings, while two other teams slipped. Wonder Twin powers were activated as JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (123) and series (354) for the woman while Michael Gordon earned this week's high game (237) and series (654) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

The Cheese Stick Curse

Spring 2024, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On February 27, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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In the thrilling sixth week of our bowling league, the lanes buzzed with excitement as teams clashed, jockeying for position in the standings. It was a showcase of skill and determination, with standout performances leaving spectators on the edge of their seats. The spotlight shone brightly on JoAnne Barber and Seth Gunderson, who dazzled with their exceptional bowling prowess. JoAnne claimed the title of this week's queen of the lanes, securing the high game (143) and series (350) for the woman,... (more...)

Happy Cephalopods, Sad Cetaceans

Spring 2024, Week 5 Posted by BowlingBot On February 20, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week of the Spring 2024 season was nothing short of a tidal wave of excitement, thrashing our two oceanic teams to opposite ends of the standings. JoAnne Barber and Matthew Taylor emerged as this week's stars, with JoAnne snagging the high game (135) and series (368) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor dominated the men's division with an impressive high game (262) and series (613). Now, let's dive into the heart-pounding action that unfolded on the lanes! (more...)  Read More →

Pre-Valentine Love on the Lanes

Spring 2024, Week 4 Posted by BowlingBot On February 13, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Love was in the air on the fourth week of Spring 2024, infusing the Gutter Alley Bowling League with a touch of Valentine's Day magic. As the teams danced between strikes and spares, a symphony of romance unfolded amidst the thunderous echoes of bowling balls meeting their pins. (more...)  Read More →

Ties Abound after Brutal Beatings

Spring 2024, Week 3 Posted by BowlingBot On February 6, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Brutal beatings of the underdogs by the stronger teams in all three matchups coincidentally resulted in three pairs of ties in the standings. One person rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (142) and series (408) for the woman. As for the men, AJ Hofmann snagged this week's high game with a 235, and high series was earned by an overstimulated Michael Gordon with a 574. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action... (more...)

Who Ordered the Calamari?

Spring 2024, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On January 30, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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The second week of Spring 2024 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. In a week completely bereft of women to showcase, Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (204) and series (598). And while it's way too early for anyone to be staking claims, a new league leader emerged with a lightly fried breaded coating served up with roasted peppers and a bit of butter. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Fists Fly to First as the Spring 2024 Season Gets Underway

Spring 2024, Week 1 Posted by BowlingBot On January 23, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Alright my little chickadeess, get ready to roll into the thrilling world of the Spring 2024 bowling season! This 16-week spectacle has kicked off with six teams vying for the elusive due to being non-existent championship trophy. In usual fashion JoAnne Barber led the women with a high game (167) and series (427), while AJ Hofmann handily beat all the men with a high game (211) and series (593). Let's dive into the rest of the heart-pounding action of the first league night! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2023 Recap

Fall 2023 Posted by ScooterJ On January 20, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Here is your Fall 2023 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will begin on January 23, 2024! (more...)  Read More →

Almost All Wrapped Up! (Unlike Your Christmas Shopping)

Fall 2023, Week 16 Posted by BowlingBot On December 12, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As the curtains fall on the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season, Vigs Eras Tour 2023 retains their championship title – an achievement they clinched in a dazzling display of skill last week. But hold your applause until next week, we're gearing up for a night of award ceremonies, cash prizes, finger-lickin' fried chicken feasts, and a rollicking 9-pin-tap fun night. To get us ready for that, be sure to vote in the People's Choice awards! (more...)  Read More →

Champing At The Bit

Fall 2023, Week 15 Posted by BowlingBot On December 5, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Bowling enthusiasts, buckle up for the mostly-as-expected recap of the latest league session! As the Fall 2023 season reached its fifteenth week, the lanes witnessed a fierce battle of pins, with some teams ascending while others found themselves slipping down the standings. (more...)  Read More →

Induction Junction, What’s Your Function?

Fall 2023, Week 14 Posted by BowlingBot On November 28, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The fourteenth week of the Fall 2023 bowling league unfolded with a symphony of strikes & spares, a surprise ceremony, and a bit of shakeup in the standings. As the pins fell and the competition intensified, the scene was set for a rollercoaster of emotions on the lanes. As usual JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (188) and series (476) for the women (though the scores themselves were quite a bit higher than the usual), while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (277) and series... (more...)

Rolling Butterballs

Fall 2023, Week 13 Posted by BowlingBot On November 21, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Thanksgiving week in the Fall 2023 bowling showdown unfolded like a rowdy Thanksgiving dinner, complete with one team soaring to the head of the family table while another team had too much cranberry wine and stumbled face-first into dessert table. Great Aunt JoAnne Barber, our bowling matriarch, dished out this week's high game (141) and series (370) for the women. On the testosterone-fueled side of the family, our weird uncle Kent Harms unleashed a thunderous 209 for the high game, while third-cousin... (more...)

Epic of the Underdog: Triumphs in Bowling

Fall 2023, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 14, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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In the twelfth week of Fall, a bowling saga unfolds, Two teams ascended, while two in rankings doled. A bowler, with prowess, set a personal best high, As the alleys witnessed battles, fierce and nigh. (more...)  Read More →

A Dark, Gloomy Night in the Gutter

Fall 2023, Week 11 Posted by BowlingBot On November 7, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The eleventh week of Fall 2023, the first bowling session after the time change, was just another reminder of how early it gets dark outside. It left me feeling as gloomy as the skies. I guess some teams climbed and others slipped, but who really cares when it's this dark and depressing outside? (more...)  Read More →

Night of the Living Balls

Fall 2023, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On October 31, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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In the eerie, dimly lit bowling alley, the tenth week of Fall 2023 unfolded like a Halloween horror story. The standings remained frozen, as if cursed by some malevolent force, refusing to budge from their haunted positions. (more...)  Read More →

It was the Worst of Times, it was the Worst of Times.

Fall 2023, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 24, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Let's face it, last night sucked. I don't know if it was the weather, geopolitical concerns, not enough relaxing pharmaceuticals partaken of before crossing the state line, or Ron putting the oil machine on the "Torture Pattern" setting as a joke, but it has been years since we've seen such an off night all across the board. (more...)  Read More →

Lead Switch Halfway In

Fall 2023, Week 8 Posted by BowlingBot On October 17, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the halfway point of the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season! Week 8 brought us some fierce competition, with teams rising and falling like pins on the lanes. And while the action was intense, it was the exceptional performances that stole the spotlight. But the biggest twist is likely the first-place lead change at the last moment of the season's first half! (more...)  Read More →

Is The Dolphin Show Over?

Fall 2023, Week 7 Posted by BowlingBot On October 10, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As the pins fell and the lanes lit up in Week 7, there were surprises aplenty. JoAnne Barber, with her impeccable skill and precision, dominated the scene, achieving the week's high game (155) and series (413) for the women, leaving all of the league's female bowlers in awe. Meanwhile, Matthew Taylor showcased his undeniable prowess, claiming this week's high game (216) and series (585) title for the men, further fueling the competitive spirit of the night. (more...)  Read More →

Sweep-a-Boo!

Fall 2023, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On October 3, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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This week every match ended in a sweep (in one case by the thinnest of margins), spreading out the win-loss gaps slightly and causing two teams to trade places in the standings. JoAnne Barber unleashed her inner bowling wizardry to seize this week's women's crown from a mob of fierce competitors for that title, capturing the women's high game at a dazzling 141 and a remarkable series of 389. Meanwhile, on the men's side, Nick Kinney, like a bowling demigod, left a trail of fallen pins in his wake,... (more...)

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