• week6  Week 6 RoboRecap
    Week 6 – October 20, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    A stagnated sixth week of Fall 2020 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (128) and series (368) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (256) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w5_feat  Worst Psychic Ever
    Week 5 – October 13, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The first night of the second half of the season is off to an inauspicious start by our Predictions engine, which completely botched its forecast for tonight. Pretty much the only thing it got right was that JoAnne Barber would picked up this week’s high game (141) and series (405) for the woman. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week’s high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Curtis Whiles with a definitely-not-predicted 600. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week4  Week 4 RoboRecap
    Week 4 – October 6, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2020 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! A stagnated fourth week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (161) and series (406) for the woman. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week’s high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • mikes_feat  Two Blind Mikes
    Week 3 – September 29, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2020 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The third week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (125) and series (350) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (243) and series (663) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w2_feat  Let it snow motorboat a head
    Week 2 – September 22, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Sure, it helps that we’re down to a core set of bowlers so dedicated to bowling that they are risking their very lives to play, but for the first time in recorded league history we have now had perfect attendance two weeks in a row. In our second week JoAnne Barber once again picked up this week’s high game (148) and series (356) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (257) and series (608) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w1_feat  Tuesdays Are 37.5% Normal Again
    Week 1 – September 16, 2020 (1 COMMENT)

    With the bowling alley resuming regular hours this week, the Fall 2020 Mini Season is finally underway. Four teams have entered the 8-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy, as well as the equally-nonexistent cash awards since we have decided to forgo those for such a small group.

    JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (130) and series (340) for the women woman. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week’s high game with a 248, and high series was earned by Michael Gordon with a 633. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • cleanballs  UPDATED: Yes, We Are Having a Fall Season!
    July 17, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    (First for those of you still waiting refunds, we finally have the last batch of money and are working on getting it cashed.)

  • coronavirus-feat  Spring 2020 Coronalicious Recap
    May 4, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Though we began this season right as the very first coronavirus quarantine went into place (in Wuhan), there were some other things that happened during our bowling season you probably forgot all about. Such as (in no particular order): League legend Pat Searcy passed after a 2-year battle with cancer. Donald Trump’s impeachment trial. Wildfires in Australian. Mass anti-US protests in Iraq. Kobe Bryant died. Brexit. The brink of war with Iran. The Chiefs won the Superbowl. We had a parade.

  • covid_feat  Spring 2020 Officially Canceled at the “Midpoint”
    April 21, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    We’re sure this comes as no surprise to anyone, but since the extension of the local stay-at-home order means we’d have to roll until at least mid-July to finish the season — and that’s assuming bowling alleys are even in the first wave of businesses able to re-open (unlikely) — we are just going to go ahead and call the rest of this season off. At least we are making a clean break at the “midpoint” of the season so everybody got to bowl against each other once.

  • sethlick_feat  Bowling Paused at Least Two Three Weeks Until Who The Hell Knows
    March 16, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    3/23 UPDATE: Now that we are on full-on lockdown until April 24, the absolute earliest bowling might resume is April 28. And even that is completely up in the air as the situation changes every day. We’re going to wait until AMF contacts us to discuss options before making any further updates.

  • w8_feat  A Glitch in the Matrix
    Week 8 – March 10, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The mid-season position round is over, so we’re now officially halfway done. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week’s high game (199) and series (478) for the women, while Demonic Duncan Ferber earned this week’s high game (249) and series (666) for the men. While first and last place remained unchanged, there was some light mixing throughout all the other positions. Of particular note, F. C. K. D. has pulled themselves out of the bottom half and finally achieved a winning record.

  • repo_heat  Repo Men
    Week 7 – March 3, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    So far this season, Scootylicious was the first team to take possession of First Place, and maintained its care for three weeks. Then last week they sold it to Pin Is King 3. But the King’s coffers were empty and this week they defaulted on the loan, prompting the Bank of KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 to call in the loan and repossess the title.

  • cream_feat  The Cream Rises
    Week 6 – February 25, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The sixth week of Spring 2020 saw quite a bit of activity in the standings, as 7 of the 8 teams ended the night in a new position. And after a few weeks of Scootylicious domination, the two most likely contenders for the championship have finally floated to the top. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week’s high game (190) and series (512) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week’s high game (257) and series (677) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • yoink_feat  (Pin Is) King Not Crowned
    Week 5 – February 18, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of Spring 2020 should have seen a new first place leader emerge, but that failed to happen. However just one other team did manage quite a climb in the standings. Angela Bradford picked up this week’s high game (153) and series (406) for the women, while for the men Ken M. Wilson snagged this week’s high game with a 279, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 634. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week4_feat  The Scootylicious Center of a Scooty-pop
    Week 4 – February 11, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fourth week of Spring 2020 saw three sets of action involving the number three. Three teams climbed in the standings. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Meanwhile Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (164) and series (438) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week’s high game with a 280, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 664. The Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week3  Updated – Week 3 RoboRecap
    Week 3 – February 4, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores are in! The third week of Spring 2020 saw three teams climb in the standings. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 181, and women’s high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 426. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week’s high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Nick Kinney with a 614. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • 3way_feat  Triple Threat
    Week 2 – January 28, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    here’s really nothing special about having a multi-team tie for 1st place in the second week of the season, I just couldn’t think of any particular fitting title for this week. And because describing this type of tie using normal lingo (a number followed by the word “way”) attracts PornBots, we’ll just refer to it as a First Place Trifecta. The elements going into this scenario include Carolina Mach (again) picking up this week’s high game (147) and series (389) for the women, Ben Spencer snagging this week’s high game for the men with a new personal best 240, and Aaron Barber landing high series with a 603. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • searcy_feat  Remembering Pat Searcy
    January 23, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    We are very saddened to report the passing of one of our founding members and a true legend of our league, Patrick Searcy.

  • wk1_feat  Carolina’s Roller Coaster
    Week 1 – January 21, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2020 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series. Carolina Mach had a roller coaster of a night, picking up this week’s high game (215) and series (416) for the women. This knocks Kathy Smith out of the 5th place for women’s high page, after holding a position in the top 5 for nearly 20 years. More on that below. Meanwhile Seth Gunderson earned this week’s high game (254) and series (626) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

Week 6 RoboRecap

Fall 2020, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On October 20, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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A stagnated sixth week of Fall 2020 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (368) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (256) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Worst Psychic Ever

Fall 2020, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On October 13, 2020ADD COMMENTS
w5_feat

The first night of the second half of the season is off to an inauspicious start by our Predictions engine, which completely botched its forecast for tonight. Pretty much the only thing it got right was that JoAnne Barber would picked up this week's high game (141) and series (405) for the woman. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Curtis Whiles with a definitely-not-predicted 600. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 4 RoboRecap

Fall 2020, Week 4 Posted by BowlingBot On October 6, 2020ADD COMMENTS
week4

The Fall 2020 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! A stagnated fourth week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (161) and series (406) for the woman. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Two Blind Mikes

Fall 2020, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 29, 2020ADD COMMENTS
mikes_feat

Our record-breaking perfect attendance streak has ended, thanks to everyone in the league whose name hapend to be Michael. But another perfect streak remains unbroken, more on that in a moment. Meanwhile, by now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2020 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. As usual JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (125) and series (350) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's... (more...)

Let it snow motorboat a head

Fall 2020, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On September 22, 2020ADD COMMENTS
w2_feat

Sure, it helps that we're down to a core set of bowlers so dedicated to bowling that they are risking their very lives to play, but for the first time in recorded league history we have now had perfect attendance two weeks in a row. In our second week JoAnne Barber once again picked up this week's high game (148) and series (356) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (257) and series (608) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Tuesdays Are 37.5% Normal Again

Fall 2020, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On September 16, 20201 COMMENT
w1_feat

With the bowling alley resuming regular hours this week, the Fall 2020 Mini Season is finally underway. Four teams have entered the 8-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy, as well as the equally-nonexistent cash awards since we have decided to forgo those for such a small group. (more...)  Read More →

UPDATED: Yes, We Are Having a Fall Season!

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On July 17, 2020ADD COMMENTS
cleanballs

(First for those of you still waiting refunds, we finally have the last batch of money and are working on getting it cashed.) (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2020 Coronalicious Recap

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On May 4, 2020ADD COMMENTS
coronavirus-feat

Well, the first season of our second 20 years sure was not what anyone expected. Though we began this season right as the very first coronavirus quarantine went into place (in Wuhan), there were some other things that happened during our bowling season you probably forgot all about. Such as (in no particular order): League legend Pat Searcy passed after a 2-year battle with cancer. Donald Trump's impeachment trial. Wildfires in Australian. Mass anti-US protests in Iraq. Kobe Bryant died.... (more...)

Spring 2020 Officially Canceled at the “Midpoint”

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On April 21, 2020ADD COMMENTS
covid_feat

We're sure this comes as no surprise to anyone, but since the extension of the local stay-at-home order means we'd have to roll until at least mid-July to finish the season — and that's assuming bowling alleys are even in the first wave of businesses able to re-open (unlikely) — we are just going to go ahead and call the rest of this season off. At least we are making a clean break at the "midpoint" of the season so everybody got to bowl against each other once. (more...)  Read More →

Bowling Paused at Least Two Three Weeks Until Who The Hell Knows

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On March 16, 2020ADD COMMENTS
sethlick_feat

3/23 UPDATE: Now that we are on full-on lockdown until April 24, the absolute earliest bowling might resume is April 28. And even that is completely up in the air as the situation changes every day. We're going to wait until AMF contacts us to discuss options before making any further updates. (more...)  Read More →

Corona Bowling

Posted by ScooterJ On March 12, 2020ADD COMMENTS
corona2

All previous joking aside, we do need to take COVID-19 seriously. But at the same time, during this period of so many cancellations, we don't want to take away one of the few remaining fun activities unless we really have to. (more...)  Read More →

A Glitch in the Matrix

Spring 2020, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On March 10, 2020ADD COMMENTS
w8_feat

The mid-season position round is over, so we're now officially halfway done. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (199) and series (478) for the women, while Demonic Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (249) and series (666) for the men. While first and last place remained unchanged, there was some light mixing throughout all the other positions. Of particular note, F. C. K. D. has pulled themselves out of the bottom half and finally... (more...)

Repo Men

Spring 2020, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On March 3, 2020ADD COMMENTS
repo_heat

So far this season, Scootylicious was the first team to take possession of First Place, and maintained its care for three weeks. Then last week they sold it to Pin Is King 3. But the King's coffers were empty and this week they defaulted on the loan, prompting the Bank of KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 to call in the loan and repossess the title. (more...)  Read More →

The Cream Rises

Spring 2020, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On February 25, 2020ADD COMMENTS
cream_feat

The sixth week of Spring 2020 saw quite a bit of activity in the standings, as 7 of the 8 teams ended the night in a new position. And after a few weeks of Scootylicious domination, the two most likely contenders for the championship have finally floated to the top. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (190) and series (512) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (257) and series (677) for the men. Read on for all the... (more...)

(Pin Is) King Not Crowned

Spring 2020, Week 5 Posted by BowlingBot On February 18, 2020ADD COMMENTS
yoink_feat

The fifth week of Spring 2020 should have seen a new first place leader emerge, but that failed to happen. However just one other team did manage quite a climb in the standings. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (153) and series (406) for the women, while for the men Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 279, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 634. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

The Scootylicious Center of a Scooty-pop

Spring 2020, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 11, 2020ADD COMMENTS
week4_feat

The fourth week of Spring 2020 saw three sets of action involving the number three. Three teams climbed in the standings. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Meanwhile Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (438) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 280, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 664. The Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning... (more...)

Updated – Week 3 RoboRecap

Spring 2020, Week 3 Posted by BowlingBot On February 4, 2020ADD COMMENTS
week3

Post-bowling scores are in! The third week of Spring 2020 saw three teams climb in the standings. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 181, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 426. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Nick Kinney with a 614. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Triple Threat

Spring 2020, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On January 28, 2020ADD COMMENTS
3way_feat

There's really nothing special about having a multi-team tie for 1st place in the second week of the season, I just couldn't think of any particular fitting title for this week. And because describing this type of tie using normal lingo (a number followed by the word "way") attracts PornBots, we'll just refer to it as a First Place Trifecta. The elements going into this scenario include Carolina Mach (again) picking up this week's high game (147) and series (389) for the women, Ben Spencer... (more...)

Remembering Pat Searcy

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On January 23, 2020ADD COMMENTS
searcy_feat

We are very saddened to report the passing of one of our founding members and a true legend of our league, Patrick Searcy. He left our world from the comfort of his home, with his wife Shelly at his side, after a two-year battle with cancer. (more...)  Read More →

Carolina’s Roller Coaster

Spring 2020, Week 1 Posted by BowlingBot On January 21, 2020ADD COMMENTS
wk1_feat

The Spring 2020 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy*. One bowler set a new personal best series. Carolina Mach had a roller coaster of a night, picking up this week's high game (215) and series (416) for the women before setting a new record for plunging. Her 215 knocks Kathy Smith out of the 5th place for women's high game scratch, after holding a position in the top 5 for nearly 20 years. More on that below.... (more...)

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