• yoink_feat  (Pin Is) King Not Crowned
    Week 5 – February 18, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of Spring 2020 should have seen a new first place leader emerge, but that failed to happen. However just one other team did manage quite a climb in the standings. Angela Bradford picked up this week’s high game (153) and series (406) for the women, while for the men Ken M. Wilson snagged this week’s high game with a 279, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 634. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week4_feat  The Scootylicious Center of a Scooty-pop
    Week 4 – February 11, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fourth week of Spring 2020 saw three sets of action involving the number three. Three teams climbed in the standings. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Meanwhile Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (164) and series (438) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week’s high game with a 280, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 664. The Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week3  Updated – Week 3 RoboRecap
    Week 3 – February 4, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores are in! The third week of Spring 2020 saw three teams climb in the standings. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 181, and women’s high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 426. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week’s high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Nick Kinney with a 614. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • 3way_feat  Triple Threat
    Week 2 – January 28, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    here’s really nothing special about having a multi-team tie for 1st place in the second week of the season, I just couldn’t think of any particular fitting title for this week. And because describing this type of tie using normal lingo (a number followed by the word “way”) attracts PornBots, we’ll just refer to it as a First Place Trifecta. The elements going into this scenario include Carolina Mach (again) picking up this week’s high game (147) and series (389) for the women, Ben Spencer snagging this week’s high game for the men with a new personal best 240, and Aaron Barber landing high series with a 603. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • searcy_feat  Remembering Pat Searcy
    January 23, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    We are very saddened to report the passing of one of our founding members and a true legend of our league, Patrick Searcy.

  • wk1_feat  Carolina’s Roller Coaster
    Week 1 – January 21, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2020 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series. Carolina Mach had a roller coaster of a night, picking up this week’s high game (215) and series (416) for the women. This knocks Kathy Smith out of the 5th place for women’s high page, after holding a position in the top 5 for nearly 20 years. More on that below. Meanwhile Seth Gunderson earned this week’s high game (254) and series (626) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • SEASON41FEAT  Tuning In to Season 41
    January 17, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Spring 2020 bowling season, our 41st season of bowling!

    With a late surge of sign-ups we are once again 8 teams strong. Three teams are returning exactly the same, two teams have minor changes, two teams experienced major changes, and one team is entirely new

  • season_feature  Fall 2019 Recap
    January 4, 2020 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our first 20 years are now behind us. Including subs but excluding blinds and vacancies, to-date 419 individuals on 330 (usually) different teams have rolled 51,181 individual games. This season, 31 humans, 5 human subs, and one invisible scary ghost had the honor of participating in our 40th season.

  • wk16_feat  The End of an Era
    Week 16 – December 4, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As our 20th year of bowling came to a close and we prepare to embark on our next 20 years, the bowling alley echoed the moment by ripping out the ball returns and scoring consoles we’ve been kicking/using since our formation and replaced them with spiffy new ones have no idea the abuse they will soon endure.

    Despite the myriad of exceptions they annoying quizzed Scoot on last night, See you next Tuesday! remains the championship team so now gets to perform next week’s awards presentation, which according to league rules must be done in the form of a musical every 40th season. Next week we meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan’s side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night.

    The final week saw not even one full-time VML bowler show up to bowl, and only one team move up in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (168) and series (445) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 624. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk15_feat  They’re Back!
    Week 15 – November 27, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Despite it not being the most likely of the three possible outcomes tonight, See you next Tuesday! managed to clinch the championship a week early! Though it’s been a few seasons since we last saw them on top, this makes the third title for this specific team. This is also the third title for Nick Kinney, the fourth for Aaron Barber, the seventh for Jonathan Vigliaturo, and then… twelfth… for Seth Gunderson. Congrats, guys!

  • sweep_feat  Sweepage!
    Week 14 – November 19, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the Fall 2019 season draws closer to its conclusion, a bowling session that went almost exactly as predicted saw four sets of sweeps that led to… no change in the standings except for a flip of the bottom two positions. However, three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week’s high game for the women with a 151, and women’s high series was bagged by Alison Radke with a 402. As for the men, Ben Spencer snagged this week’s high game with a 235, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • peach_feat  Just Peachy
    Week 13 – November 12, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Everything is just peachy!

  • brief_feat  Keeping It Brief
    Week 12 – November 6, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    (Scoot here… I’m taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I’m keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)
    The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while Michael Gordon earned this week’s high game (242) and series (674) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week11_feat  When A Ball Loves A Rack (of Pins)
    Week 11 – October 29, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The eleventh week of Fall 2019 saw the second known marriage of two league bowlers (the first being Derek Jeter and Amanda Cox-Jeter sometime back in the W Bush era). It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (186) and series (470) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 614. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week10_feat  Happy Piniversary!
    Week 10 – October 22, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    As our league offocially celebrated its 20th birthday, some sort of malaise of old age set in. Apart from a few bright spots, rolling this week was so lackluster than not only did no one earn Most Valuable Bowler, nobody even qualified to be a runner-up! Through the mediocirty two teams did manage to climb in the standings, to the detriment of the two teams that slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (159) and series (433) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week’s high game with a 256, and high series was earned by Seth Gunderson with a 583. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • tott_feat  Schooled.
    Week 9 – October 15, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    While the first session on the back half of this season only saw the two teams in the middle of the standings swap places, school was in session and it resulted in the gap widening considerably between the only three teams with winning records.

    The ninth week of Fall 2019 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (160) and series (455) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week’s high game (226) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week8_feat  Dead Wood Dick
    Week 8 – October 8, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week’s high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • synt_feat  See You Next Tuesday for the Position Round!
    Week 7 – October 1, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Alison Radke landed this week’s high game for the women with a 190, and women’s high series was bagged by Mary Clarke with a 469. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson both tied for this week’s high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 654. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • w6_feat  There’s Some Goetz Brewing
    Week 6 – September 25, 2019 (2 COMMENTS)

    A stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • doping_feat  Overkill Much, Ian?
    Week 5 – September 17, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week’s high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week’s high game (268) and series (702) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

(Pin Is) King Not Crowned

Spring 2020, Week 5 Posted by BowlingBot On February 18, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week of Spring 2020 should have seen a new first place leader emerge, but that failed to happen. However just one other team did manage quite a climb in the standings. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (153) and series (406) for the women, while for the men Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 279, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 634. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

The Scootylicious Center of a Scooty-pop

Spring 2020, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 11, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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The fourth week of Spring 2020 saw three sets of action involving the number three. Three teams climbed in the standings. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Meanwhile Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (438) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 280, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 664. The Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning... (more...)

Updated – Week 3 RoboRecap

Spring 2020, Week 3 Posted by BowlingBot On February 4, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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Post-bowling scores are in! The third week of Spring 2020 saw three teams climb in the standings. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 181, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 426. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Nick Kinney with a 614. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Triple Threat

Spring 2020, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On January 28, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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There's really nothing special about having a multi-team tie for 1st place in the second week of the season, I just couldn't think of any particular fitting title for this week. And because describing this type of tie using normal lingo (a number followed by the word "way") attracts PornBots, we'll just refer to it as a First Place Trifecta. The elements going into this scenario include Carolina Mach (again) picking up this week's high game (147) and series (389) for the women, Ben Spencer... (more...)

Remembering Pat Searcy

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On January 23, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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We are very saddened to report the passing of one of our founding members and a true legend of our league, Patrick Searcy. He left our world from the comfort of his home, with his wife Shelly at his side, after a two-year battle with cancer. (more...)  Read More →

Carolina’s Roller Coaster

Spring 2020, Week 1 Posted by BowlingBot On January 21, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2020 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy*. One bowler set a new personal best series. Carolina Mach had a roller coaster of a night, picking up this week's high game (215) and series (416) for the women before setting a new record for plunging. Her 215 knocks Kathy Smith out of the 5th place for women's high game scratch, after holding a position in the top 5 for nearly 20 years. More on that below.... (more...)

Tuning In to Season 41

Spring 2020 Posted by ScooterJ On January 17, 2020ADD COMMENTS
SEASON41FEAT

Welcome to the Spring 2020 bowling season, our 41st season of bowling! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2019 Recap

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On January 4, 2020ADD COMMENTS
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Our first 20 years are now behind us. Including subs but excluding blinds and vacancies, to-date 419 individuals on 330 (usually) different teams have rolled 51,181 individual games. This season, 31 humans, 5 human subs, and one invisible scary ghost had the honor of participating in our 40th season. See You Next Tuesday! - Fall 2019 Champs (more...)  Read More →

The End of an Era

Fall 2019, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On December 4, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As our 20th year of bowling came to a close and we prepare to embark on our next 20 years, the bowling alley echoed the moment by ripping out the ball returns and scoring consoles we've been kicking/using since our formation and replaced them with spiffy new ones have no idea the abuse they will soon endure. (more...)  Read More →

They’re Back!

Fall 2019, Week 15 Posted by BowlingBot On November 27, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Despite it not being the most likely of the three possible outcomes tonight, See you next Tuesday! managed to clinch the championship a week early! Though it's been a few seasons since we last saw them on top, this makes the third title for this specific team. This is also the third title for Nick Kinney, the fourth for Aaron Barber, the seventh for Jonathan Vigliaturo, and then... twelfth... for Seth Gunderson. Congrats, guys! Now get to work on your awards-night presentation! (more...)  Read More →

Sweepage!

Fall 2019, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On November 19, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As the Fall 2019 season draws closer to its conclusion, a bowling session that went almost exactly as predicted saw four sets of sweeps that led to... no change in the standings except for a flip of the bottom two positions. However, three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 151, and women's high series was bagged by Alison Radke with a 402. As for the men, Ben Spencer snagged this week's... (more...)

Just Peachy

Fall 2019, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On November 12, 2019ADD COMMENTS
peach_feat

In this thirteenth week of Fall 2019, one bowler set a new personal best series and game. Movement in the standings was limited to a flip-flop of the two teams in the middle. Performance-wise, Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (448) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (239) and series (641) for the men. (more...)  Read More →

Keeping It Brief

Fall 2019, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 6, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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(Scoot here... I'm taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I'm keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while... (more...)

When A Ball Loves A Rack (of Pins)

Fall 2019, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On October 29, 2019ADD COMMENTS
week11_feat

The eleventh week of Fall 2019 saw the second known marriage of two league bowlers (the first being Derek Jeter and Amanda Cox-Jeter sometime back in the W Bush era). It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (186) and series (470) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 614. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Happy Piniversary!

Fall 2019, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On October 22, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As our league offocially celebrated its 20th birthday, some sort of malaise of old age set in. Apart from a few bright spots, rolling this week was so lackluster than not only did no one earn Most Valuable Bowler, nobody even qualified to be a runner-up! Through the mediocirty two teams did manage to climb in the standings, to the detriment of the two teams that slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (159) and series (433) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged... (more...)

Schooled.

Fall 2019, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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(This could very well be the worst Photoshop in the history of Gutter Alley.) (more...)  Read More →

Dead Wood Dick

Fall 2019, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On October 8, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

See You Next Tuesday for the Position Round!

Fall 2019, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 1, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2019 position round and See you next Tuesday! holds a pretty strong lead heading into that. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Mary Clarke with a 469. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson both tied for... (more...)

There’s Some Goetz Brewing

Fall 2019, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On September 25, 20192 COMMENTS
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With approximately half the league absent due to work, the Royals, or the Black Keys, a very quick yet stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement a little bit of Bowl Movement in the standings. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Overkill Much, Ian?

Fall 2019, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 17, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week's high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (268) and series (702) for the men. And while they may not be dominating in the standings, the scores of CICK Ass 2 lead one to wonder what sort of performance enhancing drugs they are on. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

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