• dollHoFFEAT  Our Best Season Ever is History!
    Week 17 – May 19, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Well, that’s it! With another 300 game, a 7-10 split, a combined league average of 168.845, and 285 200+ games, our best-season ever on MANY metrics is now in the history books!

  • fredaFirstFEAT  Freda Finishes… First?
    Week 16 – May 5, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The championship ends the season wit the thinnest of win margins, the team that waS in last place most of the season opts to forfeit to regain their status, and an unlikely team was the first done bowling.

  • 710FEAT  7-10!
    Week 15 – April 28, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Champs crowned, splits splatted, pins righted, what DIDN’T happen this week?

  • stuckinmudFEAT  The League is Stuck!
    Week 14 – April 21, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Two weeks in a row have produced stagnant standings, but a record was shattered anyway!

  • irsFEAT  Some Taxing Matchups
    Week 13 – April 14, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Bowlers getting tax refunds bowled well, bowlers who owe bowled terribly, and bowlers who haven’t started their taxes at all yet were no-shows. Who fell into what category? Read on to find out.

  • smokinFEAT  Smokin’!
    Week 12 – April 7, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Due to Scoot being overwhelmed with work this week’s synopsis is computer-generated, though he took the time to call out a few milestones…

  • coe300FEAT  Coe Golfs A Perfect 18! (Or something like that)
    Week 11 – March 31, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    On the far left set of lanes, one team tripled their record from the first half of the season. On the far right hand set of lanes, a 300 was rolled. What else happened?

  • ballzupsetFEAT  AmazeBallz Upsets
    Week 10 – March 24, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight, in the 10th week of bowling, Ballz Out won more games than they had in the previous 9 weeks combined. What other dramatic upsets happened tonight? Read on to find out…

  • lepreFEAT  Yabba Dabba Dublin
    Week 9 – March 17, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With several bowlers too bloated from binge-drinking shamrock shakes all day, bowling didn’t take nearly as long tonight as it usually does. Unfortunately half of the teams Grimaced while the other half hoarded all or most of the lucky charms.

  • hotnightFEAT  Bowlers On Fire!
    Week 8 – March 10, 2015 (1 COMMENT)

    A record high temperature inside the bowling alley wasn’t the only record set tonight…

  • gpsFEAT  Getting Positioned
    Week 7 – March 3, 2015 (1 COMMENT)

    How are things shaping up for next week’s position round? Have a look and find out…

  • mazeBallsFEAT  Balls of Amazingness
    Week 6 – February 25, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Another odd week of bowling shakes up the top of the standings, but little else!

  • jakeFEAT  Sorry, Charlie
    Week 5 – February 18, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    Jake Parrott had quite the night, how did the other 18 bowlers who managed to show up last night do? Read on to find out!

  • reshuffleFEAT  Nearly a Complete Reshuffle
    Week 4 – February 10, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With another week awaiting post-bowling scores, the full update cannot be calculated but it was pretty apparent that Week #4 action contained a lot of reshuffling of teams in the league standings…

  • creamFEAT  The Cream Rises
    Week 3 – February 3, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The same teams that sat atop the league standings last season are back at it after the results of Week #3. Big scores and even bigger series continue to be put up by the league as a whole as the 32-person roster currently sits at the 2nd best season of all time mark. Not a bad start, gang. Not a bad start at all.

    See how it all played out…

  • brunkerApprovesFEAT  Battle Tested, Brunker Approved
    Week 2 – January 27, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    With two weeks of the Spring 2015 season in the books, six – count ‘em, SIX! – bowlers are currently carrying averages above the 200 mark. The number six also made its mark in the league standings this week as that number of teams swapped places. Did we also mention that Carl Goetz shot a 666 series? Spooky.

    Ready to get all the details? You know what to do…

  • kodyStartFEAT  Wasting No Time
    Week 1 – January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2015 session kicked off Tuesday night and Kody Karnes wasted absolutely no time at serving notice that his team looks to repeat as champions. Setting a 237 average, Karnes quickly re-established his team at the top of the heap.

    Can they keep it until the Finals in May? Only time will tell…

  • wiiFEAT  Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!
    January 20, 2015 (0 COMMENTS)

    The holiday season is behind us and it’s already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it’s time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening.

  • fall2014ChampsFEAT  A New King is Crowned
    Week 16 – December 10, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Sixteen weeks ago 32-bowlers on 8 different teams started out all with the same record of zero wins and zero losses, scheduled to do battle with one another at least twice. Tuesday night saw the end results of those slugfests with the men of the brashly named 921+ walking away as the champions of the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley action.

    Find out how the Finals went…

  • fall14FinalsFEAT  For Whom the Bell Tolls
    Week 15 – December 2, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Finals lineup is now set for the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley, our 30th Finals since we started this crazy league back in late 1999. Look how far we have come: in the very first season, it was a rare occurrence if anyone shot a 200 game. Now, we have people that average that on a weekly basis. This season has also seen more 200+ games than ever before, a testament as to how much we’ve improved over the past decade and a half.

  • Bowling Turkeys  Turkeys Galore
    Week 14 – November 25, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Turkeys, turkeys, turkeys…damn, there were a LOT of turkeys thrown during GutterAlley action in Week #14. Currently on pace to see more 200+ games than any other season in league history, twenty-two games of 200+ were thrown by more than a third of the roster this week alone. The top two teams in the league remained tied atop of the heap with The Finals just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

    Let’s do this…

  • jvFEAT  Eye on the Prize
    Week 13 – November 18, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    GutterAlley action in Week #13 ended with the only two teams that have occupied first place in a tie at 34 wins apiece, potentially setting the stage for a winner-takes-all showdown in the Finals three weeks away. Two other teams, however, remain in striking distance as the Fall 2014 season marches on.

  • vetDayFEAT  Vets Battle on Veteran’s Day
    Week 12 – November 11, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    As the nation paid its respects to those who served our country in the armed forces, the bowlers in GutterAlley showed little to no respect to those with any affiliation as they jockeyed for wins before the Finals arrive next month. While only two teams switched spots in the league standings, gaps are starting to form in-between the various teams throughout setting up what is sure to be an interesting finish to the season.

  • aubreySeriesFEAT  He’s Baaaaaaack
    Week 11 – November 4, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    With baseball season finally over, perfect attendance was *almost* achieved as 31 of the league’s 32 bowlers showed up to do battle Tuesday night. Net result? Six teams swapped places while several bowlers make their own personal history with their highest games and series to date.

    Needless to say it was quite a night in GutterAlley action…

  • 934FEAT  9…3…4
    Week 10 – October 28, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    For more than six years, the men of Ain’t No Sh!T enjoyed sitting atop one of the most impressive league records of all-time – their 921 single game team output. Tuesday night, however, saw that score moved to 2nd place as four new guys moved to the top of that mountain after some stellar output…and climbing to within two games of the current league leaders.

    Can they catch them before the Finals? Only time will tell.

  • bigGameBarberFEAT  The Royals Treatment
    Week 9 – October 21, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Some big scores were rolled Tuesday night, including a 10-in-a-row Game #3 out of rookie Aaron Barber who ended his night with the 4th highest score ever shot in league history. Week #9 action cannot be fully reported yet, due to the current league leaders needing to post-bowl, but we’re pretty sure Barber will come away with the story of the night.

  • creepingFEAT  The Midway Point
    Week 8 – October 14, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    The position round took place Tuesday night and, with it, six of the team eight teams in the league swapped places. My Three Sons continues to hold tightly onto 1st place with their 5-game league. Can they maintain that throughout the second half? Only time will tell..as other teams are creeping up on them.

    A mere four games separate 2nd through 6th place. This will be an interesting second half of the Fall 2014 season for sure.

  • runningFEAT  Sprinting into the Position Round
    Week 7 – October 7, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    With the position round coming next week, teams put up their last ditch efforts in an attempt to better their spot within next week’s matchup. Some big games and series were rolled as five teams switched spots in the league standings.

  • cricketsFEAT  The Crickets Have Stopped
    Week 6 – September 30, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    Better late than never, right?

    The results from Week #6 are now in and they include quite a few surprises…check ‘em out.

  • ian700FEAT  Number One Sons
    Week 5 – September 23, 2014 (0 COMMENTS)

    My Three Sons continue to dominate the league with a clean sweep of the team with the most output in league history, led by Ian Goetz’s very first 700+ series. Rob Kaszuba put up his first MVB of the season to bring Dixie Stampede out of the gutter. All in all, Week #4 action saw some big action.

Our Best Season Ever is History!

Posted by ScooterJ On May 19, 2015ADD COMMENTS
dollHoFFEAT

Well, that's it! With another 300 game, a 7-10 split, a combined league average of 168.845, and 285 200+ games, our best-season ever on MANY metrics is now in the history books! (more...)  Read More →

Freda Finishes… First?

Posted by ScooterJ On May 5, 2015ADD COMMENTS
fredaFirstFEAT

Since Bryan Mohr was absent again preventing a team photo of the champs, the top story this week is that for the first time anyone can remember the matchup involving Freda's team was the first to finish without a forfeit being involved --- and that was even with a forfeit happening elsewhere in the league tonight! (more...)  Read More →

7-10!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 28, 2015ADD COMMENTS
710FEAT

Wow, what a night! By all rights, the lead story should be about Amazeballs securing the championship, making next week a formality. But their accomplishment was overshadowed when Russell Bingham, a rookie, did what no one else has done in 31 seasons of our league's existence -- he picked up a 7-10 split! This is an accomplishment that is statistically far more rare than a 300 game. For a little more perspective, 38,245 individual games had been rolled in our league before Russell became... (more...)

The League is Stuck!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 21, 2015ADD COMMENTS
stuckinmudFEAT

For the second week in a row none of our teams moved in the standings, though one team came close to doing so. But just because none of the rankings changed doesn't mean nothing interesting happened... (more...)  Read More →

Some Taxing Matchups

Posted by ScooterJ On April 14, 2015ADD COMMENTS
irsFEAT

With Tax Day looming tomorrow, some bowlers probably wish they'd stay home to work on their taxes rather than suffer the beatings they took on the lanes. (more...)  Read More →

Smokin’!

Posted by ScooterJ On April 7, 2015ADD COMMENTS
smokinFEAT

Due to Scoot being extremely busy with work, this week's writeup will be almost entirely computer-generated. However, there's a few noteworthy items to call out... (more...)  Read More →

coe300FEAT

Tonight's lead story should have been all about Ballz Out tripling their win record in the past two weeks. But then something happened against the far wall. But before we get to that... (more...)  Read More →

AmazeBallz Upsets

Posted by ScooterJ On March 24, 2015ADD COMMENTS
ballzupsetFEAT

While Amazeballs extended their hold on first place considerably tonight, the bigger story was that every other matchup of the night saw the underdogs commit some amazing upsets. (more...)  Read More →

Yabba Dabba Dublin

Posted by ScooterJ On March 17, 2015ADD COMMENTS
lepreFEAT

With a good portion of the league drunk / hungover from today's Irish festivities, the rest of us enjoyed a fairly quick bowling session tonight. And in each of the matchups, the luck o' the Irish seemed to be concentrated in just one of the teams. (more...)  Read More →

Bowlers On Fire!

Posted by ScooterJ On March 10, 20151 COMMENT
hotnightFEAT

The Spring 2015 Position Round saw almost unbearably high temperatures in the bowling alley and also saw hot action in all four matchups. (more...)  Read More →

Getting Positioned

Posted by ScooterJ On March 3, 20151 COMMENT
gpsFEAT

The leadup to the position round saw none of our teams move in the standings. But that doesn't mean nothing happened... (more...)  Read More →

Balls of Amazingness

Posted by ScooterJ On February 25, 2015ADD COMMENTS
mazeBallsFEAT

Tonight saw yet another reshuffle of the top spots in the league as the power players continue to battle it out. It also saw all 8 teams present for the first time in a long while,... well, if one lone representative from a team of prebowlers counts as a team. (more...)  Read More →

Sorry, Charlie

Posted by Ken On February 18, 2015ADD COMMENTS
jakeFEAT

Big games from Jake Parrott propel him to the top of of this week's charts and his team into a group of 5 teams all within a single series of a tenuous grasp on first place. But enough about Jake for now... (more...)  Read More →

Nearly a Complete Reshuffle

Posted by Ken On February 10, 2015ADD COMMENTS
reshuffleFEAT

What a difference one night can make! Despite one team needing to post-bowl once again, seven – count 'em, SEVEN – teams swapped places in the league standings after Week #4 action was posted. While not everything be updated, it's pretty apparent that this week will go down as one of the biggest reshuffles we've seen in quite some time. Here's how almost all of it played out... (more...)  Read More →

The Cream Rises

Posted by Ken On February 3, 2015ADD COMMENTS
creamFEAT

There's an old saying that history repeats itself...well, considering that we only lost four bowlers from last season, it seems that the league is falling right back into the way it finished in the Fall for the most part. Week #3 is typically the calm after the storm of the first two weeks as averages wildly fluctuate but begin to settle. Tentatively, only two teams swapped places in the league standings as the bowlers of the Spring 2015 season get ready for the next 13 weeks of competition. ... (more...)

Battle Tested, Brunker Approved

Posted by Ken On January 27, 2015ADD COMMENTS
brunkerApprovesFEAT

The most volatile week of each season is always, without a doubt, Week #2. Averages set the in the debut week fluctuate wildly as bowlers either get hot or cool off and teams struggle to secure victories during this roller coaster ride. A total of six teams swapped places Tuesday night with the exception of the team on top and the team on bottom but we're pretty confident that this pattern will continue as the Spring 2015 season rolls on. Amazingly, six bowlers in the league currently carry averages... (more...)

Wasting No Time

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
kodyStartFEAT

With the holiday season behind us, it was once again time to get down to business with the 31st season of GutterAlley action. Thirty-two bowlers across eight teams will duke it out over 16 weeks as one team will make its way to winning it all and be named the champs of the Spring 2015 season. While the majority of the league showed up to kick off Week #1 action, one team was mysteriously absent... (more...)  Read More →

Welcome to the Spring 2015 Season!

Posted by Ken On January 20, 2015ADD COMMENTS
wiiFEAT

The holiday season is behind us and it's already that time again – dust off your balls and say goodbye to the wife and kids as it's time to head back onto the battlefields as the 31st season of GutterAlley actions begins this evening. (more...)  Read More →

A New King is Crowned

Posted by Ken On December 10, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall2014ChampsFEAT

The Fall 2014 season – our 30th since beginning back in the Winter of 1999 – came to a big finish Tuesday night with quite a few season-wide records to go with it. Not only was this the best season in our league's 15 year-history we also shattered the season record for the most 200+ games thrown in a single season. Collectively, we kicked some serious butt over these past 16 weeks. Congratulations to this season's champions – John Boren (his 5th title), Kody Karnes (his 1st),... (more...)

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Posted by Ken On December 2, 2014ADD COMMENTS
fall14FinalsFEAT

With the results of Week #15 recorded, the matchups in the Finals this season are all set. It's been an interesting run so far, with a number of teams bouncing all over the place throughout the past four months and a number of long-time records falling. Collectively, this season has witnessed our roster of 32 bowlers throwing the best season in our league's 15 year-history. Nearly the entire league combined to throw more 200+ games than we've ever seen and there's still one more week to keep adding... (more...)

Turkeys Galore

Posted by Ken On November 25, 2014ADD COMMENTS
Bowling Turkeys

Thanksgiving is later this week and, in its own special way, the league gave thanks to the Bowling Gods by sacrificing many, many turkeys on the lanes in Week #14 action. After the feathers stopped flying, half of the league managed to change places in the standings with the top two teams remaining neck and neck with two weeks to go. The standings at the end of next week will determine the seeding in The Finals. (more...)  Read More →

Eye on the Prize

Posted by Ken On November 18, 2014ADD COMMENTS
jvFEAT

The Finals are less than a month away now and, with the results of Week #13, it's still almost anybody's game. Big scores and even bigger series continue to permeate the league as teams strive to add as many wins to their record before it's all said and done. Hell, three different bowlers shot a 256 tonight. So let's get down to the particulars, shall we? (more...)  Read More →

Vets Battle on Veteran’s Day

Posted by Ken On November 11, 2014ADD COMMENTS
vetDayFEAT

While temperatures plummeted outside, scores plummeted inside overall in Week #12 of GutterAlley action as our league average took a dive. Despite big victories across the four matchups only two teams ended up moving at all in the league standings. Gaps are starting to form in-between the various teams throughout the league as the Finals draw closer and closer. Brace yourself, folks...it's going to be a bumpy ride. (more...)  Read More →

He’s Baaaaaaack

Posted by Ken On November 4, 2014ADD COMMENTS
aubreySeriesFEAT

With the baseball season finally over, 31 of the 32 bowlers competing in the Fall 2014 season showed up to do battle in Week #11 of GutterAlley action. With six teams changing spots in the league standings, it turns out that only three games separate the top four teams in the league and total pins are coming into play to slot the competitors. Several bowlers shot their personal bests as league continues to march onward towards the Finals a mere five weeks away. (more...)  Read More →

9…3…4

Posted by Ken On October 28, 2014ADD COMMENTS
934FEAT

With the Royals on the brink of elimination in the World Series playing in the background, the GutterAlley bowling league stepped up to the plate in a big way during Week #10 action. In what is shaping up to be the best season in league history, the Fall 2014 season continues to bring big scores and even bigger series into the record books...including a new #1 that knocks down a score that has stood since September 30, 2008. Ready to see how the league stacks up after all is said and done? Let's... (more...)

The Royals Treatment

Posted by Ken On October 21, 2014ADD COMMENTS
bigGameBarberFEAT

Tuesday night saw the Kansas City Royals return to the World Series for the first time in 29 years. Unlike the Royals, bowlers put up big scores to ensure the teams came away with wins including one that nearly ended in a perfect game. The complete story of Week #9 cannot be told just yet as the current league leaders are post-bowling later in the week but, what we have so far, is pretty impressive. Read on. (more...)  Read More →

The Midway Point

Posted by Ken On October 14, 2014ADD COMMENTS
creepingFEAT

With the Royals playing once again, pre-bowling scores riddled the league's matchups and worked as a mixed bag across the board. A Hall of Famer reminded the league why he's one of the best bowlers we've ever seen en route to keeping his team atop the league standings while six other teams played musical chairs in the league standings. Ready to see how it all played out? Well, what are you waiting for?!? (more...)  Read More →

Sprinting into the Position Round

Posted by Ken On October 7, 2014ADD COMMENTS
runningFEAT

At the conclusion of Week #7 Tuesday night, every team has now faced one another once. With the position round looming just ahead, wins become imperative while jockeying for a better spot where you can do more damage against your closest opponent. While the top three teams didn't budge, 4th through 8th place jumped, jived, and wailed into new spots. This season has seen some impressive scores and series from both teams as well as individuals and this week was no exception. Ready to hear the particulars?... (more...)

The Crickets Have Stopped

Posted by Ken On September 30, 2014ADD COMMENTS
cricketsFEAT

With the Kansas City Royals amazingly making it into the post-season for the first time since some of our league bowlers were born, half of the league did not show up to roll with plans to either post-bowl or already having pre-bowled. Week #6 had a lot of TBDs and tentatives...until now. (more...)  Read More →

Number One Sons

Posted by Ken On September 23, 2014ADD COMMENTS
ian700FEAT

The league now has Week #5 in the history books and with it came some serious output from the first place team. While three teams swapped places in the league standings, only two teams remain standing with winning records – which has to be a first in our league's history. (more...)  Read More →

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