• Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.  Week 5 RoboRecap
    Week 5 – September 17, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week’s high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week’s high game (268) and series (702) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • In Fall 2005 a team named Munson'd had the worst win-loss record in league history with 6.5-57.5.  Is someone making a run at beating this?  Munson’d Redux?
    Week 4 – September 10, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The fourth week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (191) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 622. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • breaking_feat  Week 3 Late Breaking News
    Week 3 – September 10, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores for the two absent teams (the two VML teams, of course ), finally came in after one of the two teams rolled late last night and the other decided to forfeit. The third week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new [...]

  • week3-feat  Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ
    Week 3 – September 3, 2019 (3 COMMENTS)

    Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn’t sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you’d get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary. I’d suggest you just ignore this post.

  • week2  Week 2 RoboRecap
    Week 2 – August 27, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The second week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (168) and series (445) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 641. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • week1_feat  Got Wood?
    Week 1 – August 20, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2019 (20 Years!) season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (189) and series (494) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week’s high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 609. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • time_feat  Rules for “Bowling Thru Time”
    August 20, 2019 (2 COMMENTS)

    For our 20th Anniversary Season we’re doing a special side game that will make at least half of this season’s bowlers winners!

  • previewfeat  Time To Roll!
    August 14, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Fall 2019 bowling season, our 40th season, in which we celebrate 20 years as a league!

  • season_feature  Spring 2019 Recap
    May 15, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube’s birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye.

  • wk16_feat  All Hail the ToC Champs!
    Week 16 – May 7, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season’s championship title! But we aren’t quite finished yet — next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan’s side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (186) and series (513) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week’s high game (237) and series (628) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk15_feat  The Rainbow Connection
    Week 15 – April 30, 2019 (3 COMMENTS)

    Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone exceptCICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history!

  • wk14_feat  Clinched!
    Week 14 – April 23, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Originally I was going to leave this week’s as a robo-writeup due to me having another busy week, but then CICK Ass screwed that up for me by accomplishing something I had failed to notice they could do this week: they clinched the championship two weeks early! This makes the first championship for Chantal Jacot, 6 for Ian Goetz, a staggering 13 for Carl “Tits” Goetz, and an even more staggering 14 for Ken M. Wilson (sheesh!). Congratulations to all four of you!

  • week13_feat  Historic League Records Go Up In Smoke
    Week 13 – April 16, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    The unlucky thirteenth week of Spring 2019 featured the rise of the Antichrist, who entered our world specifically to shatter a whole slew of league records. It also saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Alison Radke picked up this week’s high game (170) and series (424) for the women, while Satan himself AJ Hofmann earned this week’s high game (279) and series (672) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk12_feat  It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames…
    Week 12 – April 9, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even lest time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright.

  • wk11_feat  Let Chaos Reign
    Week 11 – April 2, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The eleventh week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week’s high game (175) and series (442) for the women. As for the men, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Ken M. Wilson both tied for this week’s high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 663. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk10_feat  Speedy Recap
    Week 10 – March 26, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    With about a quarter of the league at the Weezers/Pixies concert (admit it, Phil & Freda, we all know you were there too), the rest of us got to enjoy a speedy evening that finished relatively early. Unfortunately that didn’t translate into extra write-up time for Scoot, and since he’s very busy today we are going to leave about 90% of this as the computer-generated writeup.

    The tenth week of Spring 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Monica Hufford picked up this week’s high game (176) and series (491) for the women. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week’s high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 643. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk9_feat  Screwball Season Getting Screwier
    Week 9 – March 19, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    This season has seen its share of weirdness — due both to the number of teams and two both really high and really low games coming from unexpected places. This week was no exception. But next week it will get even weirder.

  • g ge ge ger  Big Ball Chantal
    Week 8 – March 12, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Many times throughout our history bowlers have bought a new ball and seen immediate improvement in their game. But never before have we seen this happen as dramatically as it did last night with Chantal’s new ball.

    Overall, two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Chantal Jacot picked up this week’s high game (208) and series (471) for the women, while Dennis Walling earned this week’s high game (245) and series (634) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • wk7_feat  The Lava Lamp
    Week 7 – March 5, 2019 (0 COMMENTS)

    Like the globs in a lava lamp, teams have been taking turns rising to the top only to then quickly sink back down. This week was no exception, as CICK Ass returned to the top with We Don’t Give a Split bubbling up just behind, while Pin Is King and #MGAGA have cooled and sunk, perhaps to be heated back up again.

Week 5 RoboRecap

Fall 2019, Week 5 Posted by BowlingBot On September 17, 2019ADD COMMENTS
Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.

The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week's high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (268) and series (702) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Munson’d Redux?

Fall 2019, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
In Fall 2005 a team named Munson'd had the worst win-loss record in league history with 6.5-57.5.  Is someone making a run at beating this?

The fourth week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (191) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 622. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 3 Late Breaking News

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Post-bowling scores for the two absent teams (the two VML teams, of course ), finally came in after one of the two teams rolled late last night and the other decided to forfeit. The third week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (212) and series (464) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game... (more...)

Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by AJ Hofmann On September 3, 20193 COMMENTS
week3-feat

Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn't sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you'd get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary. (more...)  Read More →

Week 2 RoboRecap

Fall 2019, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On August 27, 2019ADD COMMENTS
week2

Scoot here: I'm not feeling well today so I'm leaving this as a robo-writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Got Wood?

Fall 2019, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 2019ADD COMMENTS
week1_feat

8 teams arrived to kick off our fortieth season, greeted by new flooring installed over the summer by last season's last-place team, who are now all taking a season off to recovering from the fumes. (This season's last-place team will get to replace all the ceiling tiles.) (more...)  Read More →

Rules for “Bowling Thru Time”

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 20192 COMMENTS
time_feat

For our 20th Anniversary Season we're doing a special side game that will make at least half of this season's bowlers winners! (more...)  Read More →

Time To Roll!

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 14, 2019ADD COMMENTS
previewfeat

Welcome to the Fall 2019 bowling season, our 40th season, in which we celebrate 20 years as a league! (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2019 Recap

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On May 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
season_feature

Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube's birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye. C.I.C.K. Ass - Spring 2019 Champs (more...)  Read More →

All Hail the ToC Champs!

Spring 2019, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On May 7, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk16_feat

The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season's championship title (two weeks ago, yawn). But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. (more...)  Read More →

The Rainbow Connection

Spring 2019, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 20193 COMMENTS
wk15_feat

Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone except CICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history! More on that in a little bit, let's get through last night's scores... (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2019 Teaser

Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 bowling season will be our 40th consecutive bowling season. That makes 20 years of bowling! One of you isn't even that old, and some of you were still pooping your pants when we started rolling. Some of us still are. (more...)  Read More →

Clinched!

Spring 2019, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On April 23, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk14_feat

Originally I was going to leave this week's as a robo-writeup due to me having another busy week, but then CICK Ass screwed that up for me by accomplishing something I had failed to notice they could do this week: they clinched the championship two weeks early! This makes the first championship for Chantal Jacot, 6 for Ian Goetz, a staggering 13 for Carl "Tits" Goetz, and an even more staggering 14 for Ken M. Wilson (sheesh!). Congratulations to all four of you! (more...)  Read More →

Historic League Records Go Up In Smoke

Spring 2019, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On April 16, 2019ADD COMMENTS
week13_feat

Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six,... plus six (more...)  Read More →

It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames…

Spring 2019, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On April 9, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk12_feat

When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even less time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright. (more...)  Read More →

Let Chaos Reign

Spring 2019, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On April 2, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk11_feat

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The eleventh week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (175) and series (442) for the women. As for the men, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Ken M. Wilson both tied for this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 663. (more...)  Read More →

Speedy Recap

Spring 2019, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On March 26, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk10_feat

With about a quarter of the league at the Weezers/Pixies concert (admit it, Phil & Freda, we all know you were there too), the rest of us got to enjoy a speedy evening that finished relatively early. Unfortunately that didn't translate into extra write-up time for Scoot, and since he's very busy today we are going to leave about 90% of this as the computer-generated writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Screwball Season Getting Screwier

Spring 2019, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On March 19, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk9_feat

This season has seen its share of weirdness -- due both to the number of teams and two both really high and really low games coming from unexpected places. This week was no exception. But next week it will get even weirder. (more...)  Read More →

Big Ball Chantal

Spring 2019, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On March 12, 2019ADD COMMENTS
g ge ge ger

Many times throughout our history bowlers have bought a new ball and seen immediate improvement in their game. But never before have we seen this happen as dramatically as it did last night with Chantal's new ball. (more...)  Read More →

The Lava Lamp

Spring 2019, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On March 5, 2019ADD COMMENTS
wk7_feat

Like the globs in a lava lamp, teams have been taking turns rising to the top only to then quickly sink back down. This week was no exception, as CICK Ass returned to the top with We Don't Give a Split bubbling up just behind, while Pin Is King and #MGAGA have cooled and sunk, perhaps to be heated back up again. (more...)  Read More →

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