• feat  Fall 2017 Recap
    December 13, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    36 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while we didn’t set much in the way of records, having 10 teams brought us some new twists and turns and the largest pool of prize money (just shy of $2200) we have seen in quite some time!

  • week16_feat  Another Season, Another Upset
    Week 16 – December 5, 2017 (8 COMMENTS)

    For the second season in a row, a second place team made a shocking comeback at the last possible moment to steal the championship from the expected winner. And, the common element in both comebacks is Aaron Barber. Is he a good luck charm that teams will fight to recruit in the off-season?

  • week15_feat  Holy NotContra, Batman!
    Week 15 – November 28, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra.

  • contra2  NOT NotContra
    Week 14 – November 22, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    With only one week remaining before the final position round, only three teams are mathematically still in the hunt for this season’s championship. But a chant of “NOT NotContra” has been gaining momentum, that may or may not, have started on lanes 1 and 2 tonight.

  • doug_feat  Beware Of Doug
    Week 13 – November 14, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    There was some pretty freaking amazing rolling tonight. JoAnne Gordon rolled a new personal best series (405) and new high game (157). Michael Smith rolled a new personal best series (464) and tied his personal high game of 192. Ben Spencer broke his previous best game with a 199. Dennis Blake and Aubrey Moren were both on fire. Nick Kinney went insane with a 268.

    But nobody came close to what sub / 5th-man Doug Bonney did tonight.

  • week12_feat  The Dirty Dozens
    Week 12 – November 7, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books… the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet.

  • haunted_feat  Balloween
    Week 11 – October 31, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight’s games went.

  • sandbag_feat  Finally, A Leader Emerges
    Week 10 – October 24, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our position round has brought us a first in the Fall 2017 Seasoon. For the first time this season, a team has moved into first place that has more than just a 1-game lead!

  • week9_feat  Swinging Back Around
    Week 9 – October 18, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

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  • week8_feat  Break Out The Scissors!
    Week 8 – October 10, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    It’s been a while since we’ve had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it’s also been a while since we’ve had 10 teams and week 8 wasn’t the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight’s massive cut-and-paste job?

  • post_bowl_feat  Post Bowl Time
    Week 7 – October 3, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Post-bowling scores are in, let’s see how everything turned out!

  • week6_feat  Who’s On First?
    Week 6 – September 27, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    While Mustache Cash Stash technically remains in first place by total pins, there are three teams tied for first place and a total of 5 teams that are within a game of first place. To have so many teams so close together at the top of the standings by week 6 is absolutely unprecedented in the history of our league. No, that’s not hyperbole, I went through the week 6 standings of every past season and there has never been such a massive tie before by this point in the season.

  • stash_1  Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache
    Week 5 – September 19, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Being Lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can’t claim to know what “Mustache Cash Stash” means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week’s first-place flavor-of-the-week.

  • lefty1st_feat  The Left Rises (For Real This Time)
    Week 4 – September 12, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    The Alt-Left can now finally celebrate a legitimate claim to first place, while last week’s 1st place team plummets all the way to 5th. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also started up with its new 40-bowler format. Read on to see how it all shook out!

  • week3_feat  Led By The Lefties
    Week 3 – September 5, 2017 (1 COMMENT)

    The two teams that feature right-handed bowlers who are bowling left-handed this season are leaving the rest of us in the dust. Have they uncovered a shocking new bowling secret???

  • pbr2  P.B.R.R.I.P.
    Week 2 – August 29, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG’s Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on…

  • week1_feat  A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging
    Week 1 – August 22, 2017 (3 COMMENTS)

    The Fall 2017 season began with two teams’ worth of bowlers absent, but that didn’t stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.

  • fall2017_feat  Get Your Bowling Shoes On!
    August 13, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below.

Fall 2017 Recap

Posted by ScooterJ On December 13, 2017ADD COMMENTS
feat

36 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while we didn't set much in the way of records, having 10 teams brought us some new twists and turns and the largest pool of prize money (just shy of $2200) we have seen in quite some time! (more...)  Read More →

Another Season, Another Upset

Posted by ScooterJ On December 5, 20178 COMMENTS
week16_feat

For the second season in a row, a second place team made a shocking comeback at the last possible moment to steal the championship from the expected winner. And, the common element in both comebacks is Aaron Barber. Is he a good luck charm that teams will fight to recruit in the off-season? Bidding starts at $100, make checks payable to Scoot. (more...)  Read More →

Holy NotContra, Batman!

Posted by ScooterJ On November 28, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week15_feat

With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra. Meanwhile 8 bowlers will competing for two fistfuls of cash in the Tournament of Champions championship round. (more...)  Read More →

NOT NotContra

Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2017ADD COMMENTS
contra2

With only one week remaining before the final position round, only three teams are mathematically still in the hunt for this season's championship. But a chant of "NOT NotContra" has been gaining momentum, that may or may not, have started on lanes 1 and 2 tonight. (more...)  Read More →

Beware Of Doug

Posted by ScooterJ On November 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
doug_feat

There was some pretty freaking amazing rolling tonight. JoAnne Gordon rolled a new personal best series (405) and new high game (157). Michael Smith rolled a new personal best series (464) and tied his personal high game of 192. Ben Spencer broke his previous best game with a 199. Dennis Blake and Aubrey Moren were both on fire. Nick Kinney went insane with a 268. (more...)  Read More →

The Dirty Dozens

Posted by ScooterJ On November 7, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week12_feat

Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet. (more...)  Read More →

Balloween

Posted by ScooterJ On October 31, 2017ADD COMMENTS
haunted_feat

With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight's games went. (more...)  Read More →

Finally, A Leader Emerges

Posted by ScooterJ On October 24, 2017ADD COMMENTS
sandbag_feat

Our position round has brought us a first in the Fall 2017 Seasoon. For the first time this season, a team has moved into first place that has more than just a 1-game lead! (more...)  Read More →

Swinging Back Around

Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week9_feat

With the completion of tonight's games, every team has now faced every other team once. Next week will be the "midseason" position round, then we will start the schedule rotation over again for the final six weeks. And after the snafus of the last two weeks, the position round should put the computers back in synch so we won't have to cut up and re-arrange our score sheets anymore. (more...)  Read More →

Break Out The Scissors!

Posted by ScooterJ On October 10, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week8_feat

It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job? (more...)  Read More →

Post Bowl Time

Posted by ScooterJ On October 3, 2017ADD COMMENTS
post_bowl_feat

Post-bowling scores are in, let's see how everything turned out! (more...)  Read More →

Who’s On First?

Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2017ADD COMMENTS
week6_feat

While Mustache Cash Stash technically remains in first place by total pins, there are three teams tied for first place and a total of 5 teams that are within a game of first place. To have so many teams so close together at the top of the standings by week 6 is absolutely unprecedented in the history of our league. No, that's not hyperbole, I went through the week 6 standings of every past season and there has never been such a massive tie before by this point in the season. (more...)  Read More →

When Do You Go Interdivisional?

Posted by ScooterJ On September 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS

The question has come up a few times as to what determines who plays in the interdivisional bracket of the Tournament of Champions each week. (more...)  Read More →

Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache

Posted by ScooterJ On September 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS
stash_1

Being lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week. (more...)  Read More →

The Left Rises (For Real This Time)

Posted by ScooterJ On September 12, 2017ADD COMMENTS
lefty1st_feat

After jumping the gun last week, the Alt-Left can now finally celebrate a legitimate claim to first place, due largely to a certain team member who has apparently found new ways to exercise his left hand. Meanwhile last week's 1st place team plummets all the way to 5th. The Tournament of Champions also started up with its new 40-bowler format. Read on to see how it all shook out! (more...)  Read More →

Led By The Lefties

Posted by ScooterJ On September 5, 20171 COMMENT
week3_feat

The men of The Alt-Left left the bowling alley tonight so certain they had moved into first place that they even posed for this week's cover photo. But they apparently forgot we had expanded from 8 teams to 10 and didn't notice that a scoresheet at the far end was still being calculated. While the Alt-Left is still in a standings tie for first, total pins technically gives first place to Bowl Yer Ballz Off. What does this mean for the league? Well, it means that the two teams that feature... (more...)

P.B.R.R.I.P.

Posted by ScooterJ On August 29, 2017ADD COMMENTS
pbr2

Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on... (more...)  Read More →

week1_feat

The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes. (more...)  Read More →

Get Your Bowling Shoes On!

Posted by ScooterJ On August 13, 2017ADD COMMENTS
fall2017_feat

Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2017′s Full! Already???

Posted by ScooterJ On July 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
shitterfeat

Due to surprisingly strong popular demand we expanded our line-up for this Fall from 8 teams to 10 for the first time since 2009. The extra spaces filled quickly, and we now have a full roster of 10 teams, and a standby list waiting for any last minute drops. (more...)  Read More →

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