• spr17_feat  Spring 2017 Recap
    May 19, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn’t come from ne of the long-time dynasties.

  • shocked_feat  Nate Silver Predicted 71.4% Likelihood Frankee’s Uncles To Sweep Championship
    Week 16 – May 10, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    In an effort to fully understand the situation facing the league going into tonight, we asked renowned statistician Nate Silver to take a look at the numbers. Noting that Omaha Hambone would need to win an unpresidented [sic] FIVE games in a row to win the championship, and that Omaha Hambone lost three games to Frankee’s Uncles the last time they faced each other, the analysis revealed a 71.4% chance of the Uncles sweeping the Hambone, and a 99.973% chance of an Uncle championship overall.

    But, because November 8, 2016 exists, we all know exactly how this turned out…

  • derby_feat  Can the Dark Horse Still Win?
    Week 15 – May 2, 2017 (3 COMMENTS)

    Probably not. :) Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it’s looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this?

  • WEEK15_FEAT  Tightening the Grip
    Week 14 – April 25, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play!

  • automated_feat  Another RoboWriteup :(
    Week 13 – April 18, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. :( Sorry about that!

  • mop_feat  Mopping It Up
    Week 12 – April 12, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity.

  • dealball_feat  The RoboWriteup
    Week 11 – April 5, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn’t have time to write a recap, so this week’s update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that!

  • uncles_feat  The Uncles Wiggled Back Up
    Week 10 – March 28, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Last week left things with the top three teams only one game apart. Now they are three games apart and a new leader has emerged.

  • tight_feat  Getting Tighter
    Week 9 – March 21, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    While the only position change in the standings tonight was a flip right in the very center of the lineup, the race for first place definitely became a lot more interesting as now only one game separates the top three teams. Who will have what it takes to come out ahead 7 weeks from now?

  • pot_feat  Halfway to the Pot o’ Gold
    Week 8 – March 14, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our season is now officially half over. Three teams are sliding along the downhill side of the rainbow towards the pot of gold, while everyone else is still back on the uphill slope, weighed down with too much corned beef and green beer

  • pos_feat  Gearing Up for the Position Round
    Week 7 – March 7, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    The season is already nearly halfway over, and as we move into next week’s position round the only shakeup in the standings is the surprise result of Frankee’s Uncles no longer rolling on lanes 1-2 next week.

  • mardis_feat  Fat Tuesday? Nah, It’s Just a Beer Belly.
    Week 6 – February 28, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight we had several bowlers off celebrating Mardis Gras, and for a while it seemed some of the lanes might take the night off as well. Luckily everything came together and we finished our games with little debauchery, no arrests, and no one getting run over.

  • b2tf_feat  Bowl To The Future
    Week 5 – February 22, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Okay, get ready for this, our league has just undergone time travel and split off into an alternate reality.

    Last night while working up the scoresheets, things just weren’t adding up no matter what Scoot tried. After a great deal of frustrating recap sheet auditing, it finally came to our attention that a blind series we had recorded for Michael Gordon back in Week 3 had actually been pre-bowled and we never got the scores for it.

    So, moments ago, week 3′s scores were re-entered, and all affected matchups since then have been re-calculated. The result is a history of the past 3 weeks considerably different from the one we have already experienced. In this new timeline, Ebowla experienced a week as the first-place team, and Frankee’s Uncles are now enjoying their second week in first place.

  • vday_feat  Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls
    Week 4 – February 14, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine’s evening chucking balls down the lane.

  • fireballs_feat  Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
    Week 3 – February 8, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking

  • weary_feat  So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World
    Week 2 – January 31, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you.

  • spring2017_feat  Spring 2017 Kickoff!
    Week 1 – January 24, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fund, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes!

  • trump_feat  Inaugurating the Spring Season
    January 21, 2017 (0 COMMENTS)

    Welcome to the Spring 2017 bowling season, our 35th session! In addition to the return of multiple females and a double-digit number of rookies, this season marks the apparent end of VML’s dominance of the league. VML now provides the same number of members as Decision Insight, and neither of them provide as many bowlers [...]

Spring 2017 Recap

Posted by ScooterJ On May 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS
spr17_feat

35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn't come from ne of the long-time dynasties. (more...)  Read More →

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Please be sure to vote for this season's people's choice awards! Voting is open until 5:00pm on Monday. (more...)  Read More →

Write-up Delayed

Posted by ScooterJ On May 9, 20171 COMMENT
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Because tonight made league history, the write-up is delayed while Scoot does some reprogramming. Here's a hint, though: The Royals won tonight in extra innings!  Read More →

Can the Dark Horse Still Win?

Posted by ScooterJ On May 2, 20173 COMMENTS
derby_feat

Probably not. Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this? (more...)  Read More →

Tightening the Grip

Posted by ScooterJ On April 25, 2017ADD COMMENTS
WEEK15_FEAT

Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play! (more...)  Read More →

Another RoboWriteup :(

Posted by ScooterJ On April 18, 2017ADD COMMENTS
automated_feat

Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. Sorry about that! (more...)  Read More →

Mopping It Up

Posted by ScooterJ On April 12, 2017ADD COMMENTS
mop_feat

Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity. (more...)  Read More →

The RoboWriteup

Posted by ScooterJ On April 5, 2017ADD COMMENTS
dealball_feat

Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn't have time to write a recap, so this week's update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that! (more...)  Read More →

The Uncles Wiggled Back Up

Posted by ScooterJ On March 28, 2017ADD COMMENTS
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Last week left things with the top three teams only one game apart. Now they are three games apart and a new leader has emerged. (more...)  Read More →

Getting Tighter

Posted by ScooterJ On March 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS
tight_feat

While the only position change in the standings tonight was a flip right in the very center of the lineup, the race for first place definitely became a lot more interesting as now only one game separates the top three teams. Who will have what it takes to come out ahead 7 weeks from now? (more...)  Read More →

Halfway to the Pot o’ Gold

Posted by ScooterJ On March 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
pot_feat

Our season is now officially half over. Three teams are sliding along the downhill side of the rainbow towards the pot of gold, while everyone else is still back on the uphill slope, weighed down with too much corned beef and green beer. (more...)  Read More →

Gearing Up for the Position Round

Posted by ScooterJ On March 7, 2017ADD COMMENTS
pos_feat

The season is already nearly halfway over, and as we move into next week's position round the only shakeup in the standings is the surprise result of Frankee's Uncles no longer rolling on lanes 1-2 next week. (more...)  Read More →

Fat Tuesday? Nah, It’s Just a Beer Belly.

Posted by ScooterJ On February 28, 2017ADD COMMENTS
mardis_feat

Tonight we had several bowlers off celebrating Mardis Gras, and for a while it seemed some of the lanes might take the night off as well. Luckily everything came together and we finished our games with little debauchery, no arrests, and no one getting run over. (more...)  Read More →

Bowl To The Future

Posted by ScooterJ On February 22, 2017ADD COMMENTS
b2tf_feat

Okay, get ready for this, our league has just undergone time travel and split off into an alternate reality. (more...)  Read More →

Write-up Delayed

Posted by ScooterJ On February 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS

It has come to our attention that we are missing a batch up pre-bowling scores. These scores affect not only the outcome of one of the matchups, but also the overall team rankings and potentially the MVB as well. Because of this, the write-up will be delayed until Wednesday night so that we can get the missing pre-bowling scores after the bowling alley opens.  Read More →

Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls

Posted by ScooterJ On February 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS
vday_feat

While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine's evening chucking balls down the lane. (more...)  Read More →

Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

Posted by ScooterJ On February 8, 2017ADD COMMENTS
fireballs_feat

Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking! (more...)  Read More →

So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World

Posted by ScooterJ On January 31, 2017ADD COMMENTS
weary_feat

With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you. (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2017 Kickoff!

Posted by ScooterJ On January 24, 2017ADD COMMENTS
spring2017_feat

Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fun, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes! (more...)  Read More →

Inaugurating the Spring Season

Posted by ScooterJ On January 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS
trump_feat

Welcome to the Spring 2017 bowling season, our 35th session! In addition to the return of multiple females and a double-digit number of rookies, this season marks the apparent end of VML's dominance of the league. VML now provides the same number of members as Decision Insight, and neither of them provide as many bowlers as Aaron Barber, Michael Gordon, and AJ Hofmann do! (more...)  Read More →

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