Bowler Profile 

Greg Middleton
Career High Game:223MVBs:   1
Spring 2024 Season
Career High Series:   504#1 Power Rankings:   1
Titles Won:0#1 Head-to-Head:   0
Debut:Fall 2006
ToC Champ:0 (0 2nd)
Greg has not bowled this season. Greg bowled most recently in the Spring 2016 season.

Greg Middleton made his league debut in the Fall 2006 season.

Having rolled 117 games over the course of 3 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Middleton carries a lifetime average of 134.

To date, Greg's highest game shot in league was a 223 bowled in Game #3 during Week #15 of the Spring 2007 session and his highest series in league was the 504 he rolled in Week #16 during the Fall 2006 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 1 time(s) and the runner-up 2 time(s).

Greg has bowled for:
  -Spring 2016: Split Sisters   (Avg: 155)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2013: Breaking Bad   (Avg: 135)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2011: Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse   (Avg: N/A)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2010: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz   (Avg: N/A)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: N/A)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: Unstoppabowl   (Avg: 131)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2006: TBD   (Avg: 130)   (My profile for this team)


Greg has unlocked the following Spring 2024 achievements...

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Greg has been mentioned:
  • Escaping the Flood (Apr 26th, 2016) - Tonight bowling ended nearly half an hour earlier than usual, allowing everyone to get home without drowning or getting struck by lightning. Due to a combination of weather and Scoot being really tired, we'll be using the computer-generated writeup tonight. Sorry about that! :(

  • A Royal Mess (Apr 5th, 2016) - You can always tell when the Royals are playing -- every team that has people related to Freda on it has absent bowlers. Bowling went quickly for most, though we can't report on everything until Fallop Ian post-bowls.

  • Theory of Relativity Proven (Feb 16th, 2016) - Just days after the announcement that gravity waves were detected, another portion of Einstein's Theory of Relativity was proven tonight when the matchup that involved Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! finished in less time than any other matchup! Granted, they shed half of their mass in order do do it, but it's all part of the famous equation.

  • Fall 2013: And the winner is... (Dec 11th, 2013) - The Fall 2013 Fun Night closed out the season with an awards ceremony announcing the winners of the individual achievements, season favorites, and the newest addition to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame...

  • Constant Focus (Sep 27th, 2011) - Week #5 wrapped up Tuesday night and, with it, five different teams swapped places in the league standings. Second through sixth place shuffled with the biggest move in the positive belonging to Kitten Mittons, compliments of an outstanding performance by this Ryan Simonet...

Greg is currently featured on 2 Top 25 lists:

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