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Comment on ChuckaChamps by ScooterJ

ScooterJ — Mon, 16 May 2022 21:42:15 +0000

Anyone who wants to meet at Finnegan’s is welcome to try, though doing so waives all liability against me. If you do, take pictures!

Comment on ChuckaChamps by AaronBarber

AaronBarber — Mon, 16 May 2022 05:44:55 +0000

Wait, we’re NOT meeting at Finnegans this week?

Comment on Tuesdays Are 37.5% Normal Again by AaronBarber

AaronBarber — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 00:14:59 +0000

Worst Fan-fic dialogue ever. So sad!

Comment on There’s Some Goetz Brewing by ScooterJ

ScooterJ — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 15:14:47 +0000

The robot considers anything decided by less than a 5% margin to be a close game. Of course when you start getting into ridiculously high scoring games, that system breaks down because the number of pins that qualifies as close by that percentage goes up.

(It also chooses its phrases and observations randomly, when I re-ran it last night to generate the paragraph about the post-bowled game, it didn’t mention any of your games being close at all.)

Comment on There’s Some Goetz Brewing by Ken

Ken — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:22:40 +0000

“Though it required nearly every pin Carl could produce to get that sweep, as game 3 was decided by a razor-thin margin.”

Wow, I had no idea 37 pins was a “razor-thin margin.” It might be time to relook at your robo-recap ScooterMath(tm).

Comment on Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ by Ken

Ken — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 23:05:23 +0000

Cool deal. Thanks!

Comment on Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ by AJ Hofmann

AJ Hofmann — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 21:56:44 +0000

I am not sure. Scoot passed on their post-bowling emails to me. If I get scores passed on to me before he’s back in town I’ll update them though!

Comment on Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ by Ken

Ken — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 18:20:02 +0000

Any idea when the two post-bowling teams will be doin’ their thang?

Comment on Rules for “Bowling Thru Time” by ScooterJ

ScooterJ — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 22:18:07 +0000

Comment on Rules for “Bowling Thru Time” by Ken

Ken — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:28:27 +0000

Soooo…does this mean that there’s even less money in the general prize fund (win record) at the end of the season?

Comment on The Rainbow Connection by ScooterJ

ScooterJ — Wed, 01 May 2019 17:51:49 +0000

Bobby!

Comment on The Rainbow Connection by Ken

Ken — Wed, 01 May 2019 16:51:11 +0000

“They could, but they won’t. They’re a bunch of greedy bastards, they’re in it for the prize money now!” –Scoot

Chantal, Ian, and Carl may be…but not me. I want the 2nd best win record in league history.

Comment on The Rainbow Connection by Ken

Ken — Wed, 01 May 2019 15:08:09 +0000

I don’t know about you guys but the best thing that happened on the lanes last night – in my opinion – was the surprise visit from Hall of Famer Bob Brunker!

Comment on Teetering on the Brink of a 1st Place Swap by AaronBarber

AaronBarber — Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:51:13 +0000

Perhaps if our weak league president followed through on his campaign promises of bringing lane servers back to Gutteralley we wouldn’t have to try to force their hand with such rebellious towers. #Sosad #MGAGA

Comment on That’s A Wrap by AB

AB — Mon, 21 May 2018 16:12:44 +0000

Jealous much Jonathan? Your team can never have a HOF sandwich.

Comment on That’s A Wrap by AaronBarber

AaronBarber — Wed, 16 May 2018 04:41:13 +0000

Bob can eat a cookie.

Comment on That’s A Wrap by Jonathan

Jonathan — Wed, 16 May 2018 04:32:13 +0000

You know what they say about shit sandwiches: don’t nibble on them. NAH MEAN?!

And, Nick. Copywriting brilliance with the “champs vs chumps.” Bravo.

And, Scoot. Shut up.

Comment on Happy Marditines Day by JoAnneG

JoAnneG — Mon, 19 Feb 2018 16:04:50 +0000

#twinpower

Comment on Rolling Strong by ScooterJ

ScooterJ — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 15:47:39 +0000

It’s written by AI, not AJ. The predictor seems to think you are either due for a crash, or has reason to believe you guys don’t like lane 7.

Comment on Rolling Strong by AaronBarber

AaronBarber — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 04:37:53 +0000

I PROTEST! Clearly your “Next Week” section was written by AJ. Your lack of faith in WITNESS!!! will only further the pain of watching us win this season by the first position round.