Team Profile 

Team Work!Teamwork. It's what brings championships. Below are the teams that did battle throughout the seasons. And, no, that picture isn't of any of our teams...although those are some sweet bowling shirts.

FALL 2018
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 10: Red Strikes Matter (32-16)    22302
2. Team 6: 8 Balls (30-18)    25467
3. Team 2: We Don't Give a Split (29-19)    22257
4. Team 1: Serious Bowlers (28-20)    24547
5. Team 3: BDE (27-21)    21122
6. Team 9: Open Frames R Us (23-25)    19498
7. Team 7: Bowling For Beers (22-26)    18630
8. Team 5: Teeby Dee (21-27)    19574
9. Team 8: Gucci Lane (16-32)    19037
10. Team 4: Bowl Movements (12-36)    17476


SPRING 2018
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: WITNESS!!! (44-20)    34890
2. Team 3: HOF Sandwich (36-28)    34650
3. Team 5: Mary Janes Last Frame (35-29)    34543
4. Team 7: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (35-29)    32106
5. Team 2: Splitbowl Countries (34-30)    33696
6. Team 4: PBR Me, ASAP (26-38)    24714
7. Team 8: Sit Down, Be Humbowl (23-41)    27150
8. Team 6: Three Strikes and a Spare (22-42)    24834


FALL 2017
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 10: NotContra (45-19)    33793
2. Team 4: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (44-20)    31570
3. Team 5: Mustache Cash Stash (39.5-24.5)    34569
4. Team 3: Less Terra Bowl (34-30)    31281
5. Team 9: The Alt-Left (34-30)    25250
6. Team 2: Brooklyn Strikers (30-34)    25856
7. Team 8: Roll, Drink, Repeat (28-36)    26516
8. Team 6: Split It & Hit It (25-39)    26653
9. Team 7: Bowl Yer Ballz Off (23-41)    26114
10. Team 1: DB's Rusty Nuts (16-48)    23836


SPRING 2017
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 3: Omaha Hambone (44-20)    37004
2. Team 1: Frankee's Uncles (44-20)    36308
3. Team 4: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (43-21)    32267
4. Team 7: Terra Bowler (30-34)    25658
5. Team 2: Trump's Toupee (28.5-35.5)    25769
6. Team 5: FYWFK (26-38)    22658
7. Team 6: Ebowla (24.5-39.5)    23053
8. Team 8: Suckeredusintoit (16-48)    20377


FALL 2016
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Vote JV HoF 2016 (48-16)    35659
2. Team 2: W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! (46-18)    31813
3. Team 6: Stephen Hawking's Fight Club (39-25)    32977
4. Team 4: O'Dell Lawn Service (38-26)    31421
5. Team 3: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (33.5-30.5)    32464
6. Team 5: Terra Bowl (25.5-38.5)    24804
7. Team 7: Split It & Hit It (19-45)    22498
8. Team 8: Ray & Stevie (0-64)    2880


SPRING 2016
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 7: Fallop Ian (43-21)    36465
2. Team 2: Bowies In Space (41-23)    34840
3. Team 4: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (39-25)    32438
4. Team 1: 404: Team Name Not Found (33-31)    28509
5. Team 3: Bowlgasmic (29-35)    32042
6. Team 5: Split It & Hit It (28-36)    29258
7. Team 6: Glory Bowl (28-36)    28465
8. Team 8: Split Sisters (15-49)    21657


FALL 2015
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Salt Water Taffy (47-17)    36028
2. Team 6: Stephen Hawking's Dance Club (42-22)    31202
3. Team 4: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! (37-27)    32647
4. Team 2: Hold My Beer, Watch This (35-29)    32543
5. Team 7: Split It & Hit It (34-30)    28250
6. Team 5: 404: Team Name Not Found (30-34)    27638
7. Team 3: It's A Trap! (27-37)    25772
8. Team 8: Ray & Stevie (2-62)    1440


SPRING 2015
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 4: Amazeballs (40.5-23.5)    33205
2. Team 1: Sponsored By Rogue (40-24)    37404
3. Team 5: Gimme Headpin (35-29)    38709
4. Team 8: Squirtin' Tunas (35-29)    33150
5. Team 2: 10 Pins 10 Balls (33-31)    33594
6. Team 7: Split It & Hit It (26-38)    26601
7. Team 6: The Pin is Mightier (23-41)    26197
8. Team 3: Ballz Out (20.5-43.5)    23661


FALL 2014
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 7: 921+ (45-19)    39398
2. Team 1: My Three Sons (41-23)    35620
3. Team 2: The Finger Holes (38-26)    31769
4. Team 6: More Beer, Chelsea (36-28)    28366
5. Team 8: Dixie Stampede (31-33)    33293
6. Team 5: Split It & Hit It (26-38)    24178
7. Team 4: Pin and Tonics (25-39)    29288
8. Team 3: Ballz Out (10-54)    25619


SPRING 2014
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 8: Pinterest (47.5-16.5)    34068
2. Team 5: The Finger Holes (38-26)    32833
3. Team 1: Bowltron (36-28)    33667
4. Team 2: Schwetty Balls (35-29)    30401
5. Team 3: Mark It Zero (32-32)    34478
6. Team 6: Twerking Balls (25.5-38.5)    26642
7. Team 4: Split It & Hit It (22.5-41.5)    27359
8. Team 7: UpgrayeDD (19.5-44.5)    24111


FALL 2013
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 7: Bowltron (44-20)    32940
2. Team 5: Bewbie Dance (39-25)    34088
3. Team 2: Split It and Hit It (38-26)    27073
4. Team 8: Will Strike if Provoked (35-29)    31681
5. Team 3: Ballz Out (30.5-33.5)    26960
6. Team 4: Breaking Bad (29-35)    35400
7. Team 1: Gutterfingers (26.5-37.5)    26812
8. Team 6: Even Brunker Than Defore (14-50)    22849


SPRING 2013
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 4: Will Strike If Provoked (42-22)    32997
2. Team 7: Dragon Balls (37-27)    32805
3. Team 1: Snakes on a Lane (36-28)    37758
4. Team 5: Murder, He Wrote (33.5-30.5)    32214
5. Team 6: Three Strikes and You're Out! (31-33)    29826
6. Team 3: Brunk Enough to Dowl (31-33)    27552
7. Team 2: Split It and Hit It (25.5-38.5)    26125
8. Team 8: Ballz Out (20-44)    26821


FALL 2012
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: FTOP (39-25)    35792
2. Team 7: Pocket Pounders (38.5-25.5)    33971
3. Team 3: Mayan Apocalypse (35-29)    33490
4. Team 5: Turkey Hunters (35-29)    32668
5. Team 6: Bobby Belt and the Facebook Friends (33-31)    32289
6. Team 4: Sexual Chocolate (26-38)    28341
7. Team 8: Split It and Hit It (25.5-38.5)    26356
8. Team 2: Ballz Out (24-40)    22337


SPRING 2012
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 8: The Turkey Hunters (51-13)    40585
2. Team 1: Strange Bedfellows (41.5-22.5)    41405
3. Team 5: Brown Belt Jones (39-25)    40611
4. Team 6: X-Men (36-28)    37558
5. Team 3: Splits or Swallows? (31-33)    33108
6. Team 7: Ballsagna (20.5-43.5)    30208
7. Team 2: ACE2S (19-45)    28778
8. Team 4: Bowled to Death (18-46)    30089


FALL 2011
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 2: No Pinheads (49-15)    31566
2. Team 8: STFU Donny (40-24)    36238
3. Team 1: Gutterballs: A Jackie Treehorn Presentation (36.5-27.5)    29577
4. Team 5: Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse (36-28)    29806
5. Team 6: Kitten Mittons (35.5-28.5)    25757
6. Team 4: Skirtz & Jerkz (22-42)    27736
7. Team 3: Mysterious Platypus Appendages (22-42)    25302
8. Team 7: Das Sauer Popes (15-49)    24105


SPRING 2011
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: S*I*C*K (48-16)    35118
2. Team 4: Dolls and Balls (37.5-26.5)    28648
3. Team 5: Istanbowl Turkey (36-28)    28898
4. Team 3: No Pinheads (35.5-28.5)    30646
5. Team 8: SucmaBOWLS (29-35)    24088
6. Team 6: Tonganoxie Doglift (28-36)    23418
7. Team 7: Eat Split and DI (26-38)    24145
8. Team 2: Touch My Vlad (16-48)    21528


FALL 2010
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Pin Pricks (49-15)    36056
2. Team 3: Ground Zero Mosques (45-19)    28650
3. Team 7: No Pinheads (43.5-20.5)    30571
4. Team 5: Kitten Mittons (31.5-32.5)    24271
5. Team 4: Drink and Hurl (29.5-34.5)    23761
6. Team 6: Bowl Movement (29-35)    25181
7. Team 2: Feed the Monkey (22-42)    20734
8. Team 8: Ray and Stevie (2.5-61.5)    1440


SPRING 2010
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Empire Strikes Back (40-24)    33606
2. Team 4: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (38-26)    30179
3. Team 2: 3 Pin Moon (37.5-26.5)    32045
4. Team 3: No Pinheads (31.5-32.5)    31804
5. Team 7: Lil' Devils (31-33)    24331
6. Team 8: The Prak Attack (30-34)    23331
7. Team 5: Bowlumpkin (28-36)    27314
8. Team 6: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (20-44)    24779


FALL 2009
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 2: Sweep The Leg, Johnny (55-9)    36160
2. Team 3: No Pinheads (42-22)    32594
3. Team 8: Quick Release (42-22)    31264
4. Team 10: Rollin' J's (31.5-32.5)    23817
5. Team 1: BILFs (30-34)    26360
6. Team 7: Ebowla (30-34)    25475
7. Team 9: BOWLSH!T (29-35)    25352
8. Team 5: WWJB (27-37)    24829
9. Team 6: Chicks With Balls (26.5-37.5)    23751
10. Team 4: Split Happens (5-59)    24895


SPRING 2009
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 5: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (45-19)    29363
2. Team 3: Chico's Bail Bonds (41.5-22.5)    33377
3. Team 7: Rule 6B (38-26)    28185
4. Team 1: No Pinheads (37-27)    30722
5. Team 2: Sh!t, Another Season (35-29)    32870
6. Team 8: WWJB (28-36)    23058
7. Team 6: Turkey Sandwich (26-38)    25636
8. Team 4: Chicks With Balls (23-41)    24114
9. Team 10: XXX (23-41)    23816
10. Team 9: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (21.5-42.5)    23074


FALL 2008
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 3: Chico's Bail Bonds (46.5-17.5)    30885
2. Team 2: Ain't No Sh!t (39-25)    35369
3. Team 6: Dios Mios (38-26)    27363
4. Team 10: Bowl Movement (37-27)    24695
5. Team 4: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (35.5-28.5)    26742
6. Team 1: Bad Newz Kennels (34-30)    29956
7. Team 7: Is This Billable? (32-32)    27152
8. Team 9: Dave and the Wingers (23-41)    23270
9. Team 5: Livin' On A Spare (20-44)    22625
10. Team 8: WWJB (10-54)    22204


SPRING 2008
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 8: Bad Newz Kennels (44-20)    31018
2. Team 6: 3 Dudes and a Doll (39-25)    29800
3. Team 3: You Don't Know Sh!t (38-26)    35097
4. Team 10: ? (35-29)    26846
5. Team 1: Ebowla (30-34)    25563
6. Team 9: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (29-35)    29191
7. Team 5: It's Britney, Bitch (27.5-36.5)    22979
8. Team 2: Sofa King Good (26-38)    32397
9. Team 4: Dios Mios (23.5-40.5)    27241
10. Team 7: Split Happens (19-45)    25694


FALL 2007
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 5: Sh!t, I Don't Know (42-22)    33331
2. Team 3: Bad Newz Kennels (39-25)    31595
3. Team 1: Seefeldt the Glasscock (38-26)    35433
4. Team 10: Dios Mios (36-28)    29394
5. Team 4: Cannonbelt Run (35-29)    29600
6. Team 8: Split Happens (29-35)    27928
7. Team 7: The GameCox (28-36)    27419
8. Team 9: Your Mom (27-37)    26290
9. Team 6: Ebowla (27-37)    23577
10. Team 2: Seriously Handicapped (19-45)    23967


SPRING 2007
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 7: Guttersluts (45.5-18.5)    29254
2. Team 1: Oily Balls (39.5-24.5)    32137
3. Team 5: Unstoppabowl (38.5-25.5)    29368
4. Team 6: X9XX (38-26)    31665
5. Team 3: Doll's Balls (29.5-34.5)    27444
6. Team 9: King Pins (27.5-36.5)    26711
7. Team 4: Those 4 Bowlers (27-37)    27766
8. Team 10: Frickin' Ten Pin (25-39)    29640
9. Team 2: T.B.D. (24.5-39.5)    27636
10. Team 8: Churn and Burn (23-41)    27098


FALL 2006
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 8: Bowlkake2 (39-25)    31476
2. Team 1: New Balls, Old Rack (38-26)    30727
3. Team 3: Hez-Bowl-lah (38-26)    29856
4. Team 10: Split Happens (35-29)    26797
5. Team 4: All Belts Are Off (32-32)    32076
6. Team 5: Frickin' Ten Pins (29-35)    29730
7. Team 6: TBD (29-35)    26130
8. Team 7: Manute Bowl (28-36)    25190
9. Team 9: I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (28-36)    24730
10. Team 2: Guttersluts (20-44)    21880


SPRING 2006
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 5: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (45-19)    41409
2. Team 1: Bowl Movement (38-26)    44414
3. Team 7: Sweeter Than Yoohoo (34-30)    39402
4. Team 8: Bora Bora (34-30)    37139
5. Team 4: Split Happens (29.5-34.5)    33697
6. Team 6: Guttersluts (29.5-34.5)    27015
7. Team 2: Yo Mama (28-36)    33016
8. Team 3: Tatonka (18-46)    31749


FALL 2005
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Same Belt, New Notch (41-23)    32278
2. Team 4: Bora Bora! (39-25)    26877
3. Team 3: Tatonka (39-25)    24653
4. Team 2: Three Men and a Babe (37-27)    30726
5. Team 6: Derka, Derka (36.5-27.5)    29225
6. Team 5: The Big LeBowlskies (32.5-31.5)    29300
7. Team 8: Harry Potter and the Magic Balls (20.5-43.5)    24251
8. Team 7: Munson'd (6.5-57.5)    15003


SPRING 2005
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: All Belt, No Buckle (43.5-20.5)    30818
2. Team 3: 4 Play (41-23)    31227
3. Team 7: Sub Parre (36-28)    25247
4. Team 2: Nellielocks and the 3 Spares (32.5-31.5)    29494
5. Team 6: The Incredibowls (29-35)    28813
6. Team 5: Handicrappers (28-36)    24606
7. Team 4: Bowlingstar Galactica (25.5-38.5)    29047
8. Team 8: Big Pin Pin (18.5-45.5)    26291


FALL 2004
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 2: The Belt Strikes Back (45-19)    31021
2. Team 7: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (39-25)    26892
3. Team 4: Recreation Intoxication (36-28)    31354
4. Team 3: A Solid No. 2 (31-33)    29767
5. Team 5: Paul Hamms (30-34)    26581
6. Team 1: Bowlkake (29-35)    34086
7. Team 6: Die Schlag-Maschinen (22.5-41.5)    23097
8. Team 8: Ashley Razabacks (20.5-15.5)    15426


SPRING 2004
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Joey's B*tches (31-17)    23912
2. Team 2: Got Carpio? (30-18)    23105
3. Team 6: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (29-19)    21360
4. Team 3: Recreation Intoxication (25-23)    24240
5. Team 5: The Bowling Stones (17-31)    17888
6. Team 4: T.R.O.T.B. (12-36)    21443


FALL 2003
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Anchors Aweigh! (45.5-18.5)    33599
2. Team 3: Bowlers of Mass Confusion (36-28)    28934
3. Team 4: Wolverines (34-30)    27836
4. Team 8: Bowl me Ishmael! (33.5-30.5)    24096
5. Team 6: Theee Beeelt (31-33)    28326
6. Team 2: Gutter Minds (28-36)    31188
7. Team 5: Spare Change (25-39)    29236
8. Team 7: Atomic Goo (23-41)    25171


SPRING 2003
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: D-Day (41.5-22.5)    29638
2. Team 8: Bowlers of Mass Destruction (40.5-23.5)    29678
3. Team 3: When Push Comes To Shove (35-29)    30726
4. Team 2: Top Guns (33-31)    31079
5. Team 6: The Good Sons (28-36)    23587
6. Team 5: Spanked (27-37)    30038
7. Team 4: Canned Crabs (27-37)    23188
8. Team 7: Hulk Smash! (24-40)    26762


FALL 2002
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 3: Pop Gunns (42-22)    32172
2. Team 1: Top Guns (38-26)    29898
3. Team 5: Team 5 (35.5-28.5)    27068
4. Team 2: UnaBowlers (33-31)    26938
5. Team 6: Team 6 (33-31)    25304
6. Team 4: GRRR (10.5-53.5)    23168


SPRING 2002
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 4: Top Guns (27-17)    21121
2. Team 1: Fab Four (27-17)    19875
3. Team 2: Team 2 (18-26)    17995
4. Team 3: Team 3 (16-28)    17285


Only very limited records still exist from the league's first 4 seasons.
The following team rosters are all that survives from the league's earliest seasons...

FALL 2001
Team name
Team 1: (Name Unknown)
Team 2: High Plains Bowlers


SPRING 2001
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 2: Rather Be Golfin (28-16)    20812
2. Team 4: 007 When Pins Die (28-16)    20012
3. Team 9: Mas Tequila! (26-18)    19908
4. Team 3: Lightning Strikes (26-18)    18901
5. Team 5: The Bowling Elvii (25.5-18.5)    17502
6. Team 8: The Justice League (25-19)    17449
7. Team 7: 4 Balls/2 Splits (23-21)    17716
8. Team 10: The Hanging Chads (19-25)    18923
9. Team 1: Pink Bunnies (14-30)    17502
10. Team 6: Team 6 (9.5-34.5)    16717


FALL 2000
Pos. Team name Record    Total
   Pins
1. Team 1: Blue Ballers (50.5-13.5)    28337
2. Team 2: Team 2 (35-29)    25338
3. Team 8: Team 8 (34-30)    24925
4. Team 3: Team 3 (30-34)    23806
5. Team 6: Team 6 (28.5-35.5)    24818
6. Team 7: Team 7 (27.5-36.5)    23981
7. Team 4: Team 4 (25-39)    25281
8. Team 5: Team 5 (21.5-42.5)    22454



WINTER 1999-2000
Team name
Team 1: Gutter Minds
Team 2: Saucy Tacos
Team 3: The BS'ers
Team 4: The Pinsmiths
Team 5: Team 5
Team 6: Team 6
Team 7: Team 7
Team 8: Team 8

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