The Dirty Dozens

Fall 2017, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On November 7, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet. (more...)  Read More →


Fall 2017, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On October 31, 2017ADD COMMENTS

With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight's games went. (more...)  Read More →

Finally, A Leader Emerges

Fall 2017, Week 10 Posted by ScooterJ On October 24, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Our position round has brought us a first in the Fall 2017 Seasoon. For the first time this season, a team has moved into first place that has more than just a 1-game lead! (more...)  Read More →

Swinging Back Around

Fall 2017, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2017ADD COMMENTS

With the completion of tonight's games, every team has now faced every other team once. Next week will be the "midseason" position round, then we will start the schedule rotation over again for the final six weeks. And after the snafus of the last two weeks, the position round should put the computers back in synch so we won't have to cut up and re-arrange our score sheets anymore. (more...)  Read More →

Break Out The Scissors!

Fall 2017, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On October 10, 2017ADD COMMENTS

It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job? (more...)  Read More →

Post Bowl Time

Fall 2017, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 3, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Post-bowling scores are in, let's see how everything turned out! (more...)  Read More →

Who’s On First?

Fall 2017, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2017ADD COMMENTS

While Mustache Cash Stash technically remains in first place by total pins, there are three teams tied for first place and a total of 5 teams that are within a game of first place. To have so many teams so close together at the top of the standings by week 6 is absolutely unprecedented in the history of our league. No, that's not hyperbole, I went through the week 6 standings of every past season and there has never been such a massive tie before by this point in the season. (more...)  Read More →

When Do You Go Interdivisional?

Fall 2016 Posted by ScooterJ On September 21, 2017ADD COMMENTS

The question has come up a few times as to what determines who plays in the interdivisional bracket of the Tournament of Champions each week. (more...)  Read More →

Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache

Fall 2017, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Being lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week. (more...)  Read More →

The Left Rises (For Real This Time)

Fall 2017, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On September 12, 2017ADD COMMENTS

After jumping the gun last week, the Alt-Left can now finally celebrate a legitimate claim to first place, due largely to a certain team member who has apparently found new ways to exercise his left hand. Meanwhile last week's 1st place team plummets all the way to 5th. The Tournament of Champions also started up with its new 40-bowler format. Read on to see how it all shook out! (more...)  Read More →

Led By The Lefties

Fall 2017, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 5, 20171 COMMENT

The men of The Alt-Left left the bowling alley tonight so certain they had moved into first place that they even posed for this week's cover photo. But they apparently forgot we had expanded from 8 teams to 10 and didn't notice that a scoresheet at the far end was still being calculated. While the Alt-Left is still in a standings tie for first, total pins technically gives first place to Bowl Yer Ballz Off. What does this mean for the league? Well, it means that the two teams that feature... (more...)


Fall 2017, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On August 29, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on... (more...)  Read More →

A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging

Fall 2017, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On August 22, 20173 COMMENTS

The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes. (more...)  Read More →

Get Your Bowling Shoes On!

Fall 2017 Posted by ScooterJ On August 13, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below. (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2017′s Full! Already???

Posted by ScooterJ On July 14, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Due to surprisingly strong popular demand we expanded our line-up for this Fall from 8 teams to 10 for the first time since 2009. The extra spaces filled quickly, and we now have a full roster of 10 teams, and a standby list waiting for any last minute drops. (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2017 Recap

Spring 2017 Posted by ScooterJ On May 19, 2017ADD COMMENTS

35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn't come from ne of the long-time dynasties. (more...)  Read More →


Please be sure to vote for this season's people's choice awards! Voting is open until 5:00pm on Monday. (more...)  Read More →

Write-up Delayed

Spring 2017 Posted by ScooterJ On May 9, 20171 COMMENT

Because tonight made league history, the write-up is delayed while Scoot does some reprogramming. Here's a hint, though: The Royals won tonight in extra innings!  Read More →

Can the Dark Horse Still Win?

Spring 2017, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On May 2, 20173 COMMENTS

Probably not. Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this? (more...)  Read More →

Tightening the Grip

Spring 2017, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On April 25, 2017ADD COMMENTS

Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play! (more...)  Read More →



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