Ups and Downs, Ins and Outs

Fall 2010, Week 3 Posted by Ken On September 7, 20101 COMMENT
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Week #3 of 17 is officially history now and with it came some surprises. While more than half the league changed places in the standings, No Pinheads continues to rack up victories and mow down anyone they face. How long can they remain at the top of the heap? Only time will tell. With the newly launched Power Rankings feature in place, one bowler has taken both MVB and the #1 Power Ranking for the week. Here's how the night went down...After completing their post-bowling on Friday afternoon,... (more...)

Monkey In Peril!

Fall 2010 Posted by ScooterJ On September 4, 20102 COMMENTS

When we last heard from the abandoned mascot of Feed the Monkey, he had taken a job as a men's room attendant on the advice of a less-than-reputable psychic.The new career began well, but on the second night a bar brawl in the men' room nearly killed Monkey.Unfortunately for Monkey, the fight erupted because the bathroom had not been adequately stocked with toiletpaper, as this photo proved. Monkey was immediately fired.Homeless, alone, and destitute, Monkey wandered the streets throughout the... (more...)

NEW FEATURE: Power Rankings

Fall 2010 Posted by Ken On September 3, 2010ADD COMMENTS

Power Rankings have officially made their way onto GutterAlley. "What in the hell are Power Rankings?" you ask? Well, we're glad you asked.For years now, people have enjoyed earning the title of being the week's Most Valuable Bowler. The MVB selection, based entirely on a mathematical equation that takes into consideration a number of factors, would point out the one bowler that had put on the best win-producing performance. Sometimes, however, this wasn't necessarily the best bowling performance... (more...)

Tales of the Old Monkey

Fall 2010 Posted by ScooterJ On September 1, 2010ADD COMMENTS

Forgotten and abandoned by his teammates from Feed the Monkey, poor Monkey began wandering the lonely streets of North Kansas City.   However, before being forced to turn to a life of prostitution to survive, he was found and picked up by a member of an opposing team.The joy of being rescued could not erase the pain of abandonment, so Monkey asked to be taken away to the nearest bar so he could drink away his sorrows.After a binge lasting well into the night. Monkey learned that hitting the bottle... (more...)

Movin’ On Up

Fall 2010, Week 2 Posted by Ken On August 31, 20101 COMMENT
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With nearly every bowler having six games under their belt after two weeks, the VML Bowling League is off and running. Historically, the second week of every league is each individual bowler's moment to shine – they are either dealing with an over-inflated average from the previous week and on a mission to prove that they can maintain it or they are on the opposite side, and facing an opportunity to really bring the heat after a sub-par performance seven days prior. The teams that found themselves... (more...)

Coming soon: Power Rankings!

Fall 2010 Posted by Ken On August 31, 2010ADD COMMENTS

Hey, gang...with the popularity of the Most Valuable Bowler award each week, we've decided to implement a new feature on the site called Power Rankings. Since the MVB pinpoints who, on an individual level, contributed the most firepower to help their team win the most games on any given week, we wanted to find out which bowlers were having the best week overall. Combining elements of the MVB equation along with a bowler's performance compared to his or her average, we've been able to rank who is... (more...)

A Rare Feat

Fall 2010, Week 1 Posted by Ken On August 24, 20106 COMMENTS
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Week 1 is now officially in the books. With solid debuts from veterans and rookies alike, this season promises to be an interesting one as seven teams (and one blind team) battle for supremacy to take home the title in December. Two teams of old timers even kicked off their seasons with perfect 4-0 records – an accomplishment that has only happened a handful of times in the league's 10-year history. Want to see how your favorite team fared? Well, you've come to the right place...Before... (more...)

And They’re Off…!

Fall 2010 Posted by Ken On August 24, 20105 COMMENTS
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The 22nd season of the VML Bowling League officially begins tonight. With only seven teams signed up, this is the smallest crew we've had since the Fall 2002 season. The Finals are a full four months away. Which two teams will end up facing one another in the championship matchup? Rest assured, returning champions Ian Goetz, Carl Goetz and Ken M. Wilson will do their best to defend their crown and return to the Finals but with several brand new teams in the mix, it's anyone's guess as to who... (more...)

Welcome to the new GutterAlley.com

Fall 2010 Posted by Ken On August 23, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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It is with great pleasure that we launch the new and vastly improved GutterAlley.com web site. After nearly seven years of faithful service, we've retired the old code in favor of a revised look and feel running on the WordPress engine. While there is still plenty of work to be done porting over code from the previous site, rest assured that we'll bring it all over while adding many new features as well. For those of you in the league this season, Ken and Scoot will be creating you accounts on... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 16

Spring 2010, Week 16 Posted by BowlingBot On May 4, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2010 season draws to a close, with Empire Strikes Back officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (200) and series (529) for the women. As for the men, Aubrey Moren snagged this week's high game with a 219, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 589. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 15

Spring 2010, Week 15 Posted by BowlingBot On April 27, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The fifteenth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (541) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 582. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details! First... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 14

Spring 2010, Week 14 Posted by BowlingBot On April 20, 2010ADD COMMENTS
An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.

The fourteenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (242) and series (590) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (230) and series (618) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz shared a platter of cheese sticks with Empire Strikes Back. Starring #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford and her dazzling 590 series, the Schlitz... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 13

Spring 2010, Week 13 Posted by BowlingBot On April 13, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The thirteenth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (235) and series (563) for the women, while Jason Carpio earned this week's high game (286) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads took turns kicking the ball return with The Prak Attack. Topped by Aubrey Moren with his 524 series, the Pinheads... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 12

Spring 2010, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On April 6, 2010ADD COMMENTS
Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.

The tweltfh week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (201) and series (582) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (251) and series (708) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Empire Strikes Back couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bowlumpkin. Demonstrating... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 11

Spring 2010, Week 11 Posted by BowlingBot On March 30, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The eleventh week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (530) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (256) and series (616) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Lil' Devils accepted a challenge by No Pinheads. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Janelle... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 10

Spring 2010, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On March 23, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The tenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (182) and series (505) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 248, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 619. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: 3 Pin Moon took turns kicking the ball return with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Even... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 9

Spring 2010, Week 9 Posted by BowlingBot On March 16, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The ninth week of Spring 2010 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 202, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 525. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (233) and series (647). Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlumpkin took turns kicking the ball return with Little Lebowski Urban... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 8

Spring 2010, Week 8 Posted by BowlingBot On March 9, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2010 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 172, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 474. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 220, and high series was... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 7

Spring 2010, Week 7 Posted by BowlingBot On March 2, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2010 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (191) and series (534) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 252, and high series was... (more...)

Spring 2010, Week 6

Spring 2010, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On February 23, 2010ADD COMMENTS
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The sixth week of Spring 2010 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (215) and series (512) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 215, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details! First up, on lanes 25 & 26: 3 Pin Moon waged a heated competition against... (more...)

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