Sisco Flattens Friend and Foe

Spring 2023, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On March 7, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As we near the midpoint of the season, tonight we saw one bowler roll a new personal best game. (Hint, that's his steamroller.) JoAnne Barber somehow managed to pick up this week's high game (119) and series (327) for the woman despite having an off night. Among bowlers who carry an extra bag of balls with them, Ryan Sisco crushed pretty much everybody as he snagged this week's high game with a 231, and high series was earned by Kent Harms with a 580. (more...)  Read More →

Back To Just Shitty Enough

Spring 2023, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On February 28, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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After a shocking defeat last week, Just Shitty Enough earned tonight's only sweep and regained their hold on first place. In what's starting to seem like a pattern, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (125) and series (344) for the woman, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (230) and series (612) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Slightly Too Shitty

Spring 2023, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On February 21, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Tonight was a night of almost complete sweepage, with both of the complete sweeps also serving as stunning upsets. One bowler set a new personal best game and series. In a shocking development, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (356) for the woman. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 576. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

We Heart Bowling

Spring 2023, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 14, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Valentine's Day 2023 saw an extremely frustrated Scoot punch his computer (gently though, it was expensive) then later saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. In a shocking development, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (134) and series (372) for the woman, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (225) and series (638) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read... (more...)

Back From The Dead

Spring 2023, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On February 10, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The third week of Spring 2023 saw all sorts of technical difficulties as both an unavoidable server update and wifi crash decided to happen on the same night. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (148) and series (387) for the woman. As for the men, Scott Thompson snagged this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 541. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are... (more...)

Week 2 RoboRecap

Spring 2023, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On January 31, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The second week of Spring 2023 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (159) and series (412) for the women, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (279) and series (669) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Off and Rolling

Spring 2023, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On January 24, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2023 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. As will likely happen 15 more times this season JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (131) and series (365) for the woman. As for the men, Nick Kinney forgot this is the week to sandbag and snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 610. Read on for all the... (more...)

Prepare for Spring 2023!

Spring 2023 Posted by ScooterJ On January 15, 2023ADD COMMENTS

The Spring 2023 season begins Tuesday, January 24. Here's what we know so far about the new season! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2022 Recap

Fall 2022 Posted by ScooterJ On December 30, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Here is your Fall 2022 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will begin on January 24, 2023! (more...)  Read More →

All That’s Left Is the Prizes…

Fall 2022, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On December 6, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2022 season draws to a close, with Baby Beardo officially earning this season's championship title! But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money as we feast on fried chicken, followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw the 4th & 5th place teams swap places. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (127) and series (353) for the women. As for the men, Scott Murdock (?!) snagged this... (more...)

In The Bag

Fall 2022, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On November 29, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The fifteenth week of Fall 2022 saw the championship get clinched prematurely, eliminating one minor source of excitement about next week. One bowler set a new personal best game and series. Keeping it in the family, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (170) and series (427) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (234) and series (660) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next... (more...)

Imaginary Bowling

Fall 2022, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Since I wasn't here this week to see what actually happened with bowling, this week's writeup is based entirely on the events my imagination insists must have happened on Tuesday night. The only things I know for sure is that JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (168) and series (487) for the women; and Dennis Walling snagged this week's high game for the men with a 235, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 612. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Baby Beardo Crawling Away

Fall 2022, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On November 15, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Only three weeks of games-that-count bowling remain, and while it's still not a mathematically insurmountable league, Baby Beardo appears to be crawling toward a championship. Meanwhile, one bowler set a new personal best series. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (380) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Kent Harms both tied for this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Kent Harms with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Week 12 RoboRecap

Fall 2022, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 8, 2022ADD COMMENTS
Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.

The twelfth week of Fall 2022 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (141) and series (393) for the women. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 258, and high series was earned by Dennis Walling with a 631. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Lucky Harms

Fall 2022, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On November 1, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Though this week's bowling session fell on the Day of the Dead, several of you were dressed as if it were St. Patrick's Day for some reason. Because of this, and because Kent Harms won the trifecta this week, and only because it makes for a good pun and no other reason, Kent gets to be the headliner this week despite Carl Goetz earning this week's season's high game (241) and this week's high series (591) as the opening act. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Bowloween

Fall 2022, Week 10 Posted by ScooterJ On October 25, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The tenth and spookiest week of Fall 2022 saw one team climb from the grave, while one team plunged into the darkened pits of Hell. JoAnne "Bride of Franken"-Barber picked up this week's high game (145) and series (409) for the undead women, while Michael Gordon's mummified corpse earned this week's high game (235) and series (614) for the night of the living men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Cutting It Close

Fall 2022, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 18, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Though the standings continue to remain unchanged, this week the third-place team came within mere pins of entering into a tie for second. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (150) and series (402) for the women, while her sweet widdle noogums Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (232) and series (611) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 8 RoboRecap

Fall 2022, Week 8 Posted by BowlingBot On October 11, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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We are now halfway through the Fall 2022 season, and a stagnated eighth week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (146) and series (388) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (220) and series (581) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Slow Motion

Fall 2022, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 4, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The seventh week of Fall 2022 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (155) and series (431) for the women. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 649. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Just Here for the Beer

Fall 2022, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On September 27, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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A strong argument could be made that Gutter Alleyers were more interested in what was happening behind the bar than they were about what was happening on the lanes, as the news that two Croation beers were now available (one of which some of us have been waiting over a year to try) opened up wallets and gullets throughout all 6 lanes. The large green bottles could be found in almost every other drink holder. But in the realm of balls and pins, the sixth week saw two teams climb in the standings,... (more...)

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