NO BOWLING APRIL 6, 2021
Due to the NCAA bowling tournament at Pro Bowl Lanes this week, we are NOT bowling this week. Next week we will resume where we left off.

The schedule has been adjusted, "Week 7" will now happen on April 13.

(Ignore the slippery pig. I was too lazy to replace the image from the last ice storm cancellation.)

Schooled.

Fall 2019, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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(This could very well be the worst Photoshop in the history of Gutter Alley.) (more...)  Read More →

Dead Wood Dick

Fall 2019, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On October 8, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

See You Next Tuesday for the Position Round!

Fall 2019, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 1, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2019 position round and See you next Tuesday! holds a pretty strong lead heading into that. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Mary Clarke with a 469. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson both tied for... (more...)

There’s Some Goetz Brewing

Fall 2019, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On September 25, 20192 COMMENTS
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With approximately half the league absent due to work, the Royals, or the Black Keys, a very quick yet stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement a little bit of Bowl Movement in the standings. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Overkill Much, Ian?

Fall 2019, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 17, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. JoAnne Gordon picked up this week's high game (142) and series (389) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (268) and series (702) for the men. And while they may not be dominating in the standings, the scores of CICK Ass 2 lead one to wonder what sort of performance enhancing drugs they are on. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Munson’d Redux?

Fall 2019, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
In Fall 2005 a team named Munson'd had the worst win-loss record in league history with 6.5-57.5.  Is someone making a run at beating this?

The fourth week of Fall 2019 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (191) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 622. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 3 Late Breaking News

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 10, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Post-bowling scores for the two absent teams (the two VML teams, of course ), finally came in after one of the two teams rolled late last night and the other decided to forfeit. The third week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (212) and series (464) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game... (more...)

Bowling Is Dumb: A Memoir by AJ

Fall 2019, Week 3 Posted by AJ Hofmann On September 3, 20193 COMMENTS
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Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn't sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you'd get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary. (more...)  Read More →

Week 2 RoboRecap

Fall 2019, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On August 27, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Scoot here: I'm not feeling well today so I'm leaving this as a robo-writeup. (more...)  Read More →

Got Wood?

Fall 2019, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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8 teams arrived to kick off our fortieth season, greeted by new flooring installed over the summer by last season's last-place team, who are now all taking a season off to recovering from the fumes. (This season's last-place team will get to replace all the ceiling tiles.) (more...)  Read More →

Rules for “Bowling Thru Time”

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 20, 20192 COMMENTS
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For our 20th Anniversary Season we're doing a special side game that will make at least half of this season's bowlers winners! (more...)  Read More →

Time To Roll!

Fall 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On August 14, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the Fall 2019 bowling season, our 40th season, in which we celebrate 20 years as a league! (more...)  Read More →

Spring 2019 Recap

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On May 15, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Tonight we celebrated Dennis Laube's birthday and the completion of 19-1/2 years of bowling, with more bowlers and more teams that we have ever had. Throughout this past season we have laughed, we have cried, we have kissed affordable PBR goodbye. C.I.C.K. Ass - Spring 2019 Champs (more...)  Read More →

All Hail the ToC Champs!

Spring 2019, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On May 7, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season's championship title (two weeks ago, yawn). But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. (more...)  Read More →

The Rainbow Connection

Spring 2019, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 20193 COMMENTS
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Last week Championship dreams were washed away for everyone except CICK Ass, and last night 40 bowlers experienced the drowning of whatever hope they had left of winning the Tournament of Champions. But for 8 of you there could be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as next week the top two members of each division will compete for the largest Tournament of Champions prize in league history! More on that in a little bit, let's get through last night's scores... (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2019 Teaser

Posted by ScooterJ On April 30, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2019 bowling season will be our 40th consecutive bowling season. That makes 20 years of bowling! One of you isn't even that old, and some of you were still pooping your pants when we started rolling. Some of us still are. (more...)  Read More →

Clinched!

Spring 2019, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On April 23, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Originally I was going to leave this week's as a robo-writeup due to me having another busy week, but then CICK Ass screwed that up for me by accomplishing something I had failed to notice they could do this week: they clinched the championship two weeks early! This makes the first championship for Chantal Jacot, 6 for Ian Goetz, a staggering 13 for Carl "Tits" Goetz, and an even more staggering 14 for Ken M. Wilson (sheesh!). Congratulations to all four of you! (more...)  Read More →

Historic League Records Go Up In Smoke

Spring 2019, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On April 16, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six,... plus six (more...)  Read More →

It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames…

Spring 2019, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On April 9, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even less time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright. (more...)  Read More →

Let Chaos Reign

Spring 2019, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On April 2, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2019 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The eleventh week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (175) and series (442) for the women. As for the men, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Ken M. Wilson both tied for this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 663. (more...)  Read More →

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