Scrambling the Standings

Spring 2023, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On April 11, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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By BowlingBot & ChatGPTGet your carnival tickets and barf bags ready, because the twelfth week of the Spring 2023 season delivered a complete scrambling of the standings by way of a small handful sensational strikes, a moderate smattering of spares, and splits galore! Three teams took a leap up the leaderboard, while two others stumbled their way down. Amidst the action, JoAnne Barber showed how it's done as she claimed the crown of this week's top female bowler with an impressive high game... (more...)

Can It Get Much Tighter?

Spring 2023, Week 11 Posted by BowlingBot On April 4, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Guest-written by BowlingBot & ChatGPTGet ready to roll with excitement as we enter the eleventh week of the Spring 2023 bowling season! The competition is fierce and the stakes are high as the top 5 teams battle it out, going in with only 4 wins separating them and coming out of tonight with only 2 wins separating them. And it's not just the teams that are bringing their A-game; JoAnne Barber and Nick Kinney proved their mastery on the lanes this week, with JoAnne dominating all yet no other... (more...)

Week 10 RoboRecap – Powered by ChatGPT!

Spring 2023, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On March 28, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Bowling enthusiasts, listen up! The tenth week of Spring 2023 brought with it thrilling highs and gut-wrenching lows as the teams battled it out on the lanes. One team was on the rise, while another stumbled, their fate hanging in the balance. (more...)  Read More →

Time to Go to Sweep

Spring 2023, Week 9 Posted by BowlingBot On March 21, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The ninth week of Spring 2023 saw three sets of sweeps, resulting in three teams climbing in the standings while two teams slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (171) and series (478) for the woman, while John Boren earned this week's high game (203) and series (580) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! BUT, TAKE NOTICE! Out of laziness, curiosity, and a need to spend my time working on other matters, this week's recap has been (mostly) ghost-written by ChatGPT.... (more...)

Dolphins About to Surface?

Spring 2023, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On March 14, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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We are now halfway through the Spring 2023 season and one thing has become clear in recent weeks: Sun Dolphins have figured something out and are on the cusp of finding out what it's like to not be in last place. One Dolphin in particular set a new personal best series. JoAnne Barber continues to reign supreme among the woman. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 222, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 551. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Sisco Flattens Friend and Foe

Spring 2023, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On March 7, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As we near the midpoint of the season, tonight we saw one bowler roll a new personal best game. (Hint, that's his steamroller.) JoAnne Barber somehow managed to pick up this week's high game (119) and series (327) for the woman despite having an off night. Among bowlers who carry an extra bag of balls with them, Ryan Sisco crushed pretty much everybody as he snagged this week's high game with a 231, and high series was earned by Kent Harms with a 580. (more...)  Read More →

Back To Just Shitty Enough

Spring 2023, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On February 28, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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After a shocking defeat last week, Just Shitty Enough earned tonight's only sweep and regained their hold on first place. In what's starting to seem like a pattern, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (125) and series (344) for the woman, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (230) and series (612) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Slightly Too Shitty

Spring 2023, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On February 21, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Tonight was a night of almost complete sweepage, with both of the complete sweeps also serving as stunning upsets. One bowler set a new personal best game and series. In a shocking development, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (356) for the woman. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 576. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

We Heart Bowling

Spring 2023, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 14, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Valentine's Day 2023 saw an extremely frustrated Scoot punch his computer (gently though, it was expensive) then later saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. In a shocking development, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (134) and series (372) for the woman, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (225) and series (638) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read... (more...)

Back From The Dead

Spring 2023, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On February 10, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The third week of Spring 2023 saw all sorts of technical difficulties as both an unavoidable server update and wifi crash decided to happen on the same night. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (148) and series (387) for the woman. As for the men, Scott Thompson snagged this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 541. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are... (more...)

Week 2 RoboRecap

Spring 2023, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On January 31, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The second week of Spring 2023 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (159) and series (412) for the women, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (279) and series (669) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Off and Rolling

Spring 2023, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On January 24, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2023 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. As will likely happen 15 more times this season JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (131) and series (365) for the woman. As for the men, Nick Kinney forgot this is the week to sandbag and snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 610. Read on for all the... (more...)

Prepare for Spring 2023!

Spring 2023 Posted by ScooterJ On January 15, 2023ADD COMMENTS

The Spring 2023 season begins Tuesday, January 24. Here's what we know so far about the new season! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2022 Recap

Fall 2022 Posted by ScooterJ On December 30, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Here is your Fall 2022 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will begin on January 24, 2023! (more...)  Read More →

All That’s Left Is the Prizes…

Fall 2022, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On December 6, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2022 season draws to a close, with Baby Beardo officially earning this season's championship title! But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money as we feast on fried chicken, followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw the 4th & 5th place teams swap places. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (127) and series (353) for the women. As for the men, Scott Murdock (?!) snagged this... (more...)

In The Bag

Fall 2022, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On November 29, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The fifteenth week of Fall 2022 saw the championship get clinched prematurely, eliminating one minor source of excitement about next week. One bowler set a new personal best game and series. Keeping it in the family, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (170) and series (427) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (234) and series (660) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next... (more...)

Imaginary Bowling

Fall 2022, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Since I wasn't here this week to see what actually happened with bowling, this week's writeup is based entirely on the events my imagination insists must have happened on Tuesday night. The only things I know for sure is that JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (168) and series (487) for the women; and Dennis Walling snagged this week's high game for the men with a 235, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 612. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Baby Beardo Crawling Away

Fall 2022, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On November 15, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Only three weeks of games-that-count bowling remain, and while it's still not a mathematically insurmountable league, Baby Beardo appears to be crawling toward a championship. Meanwhile, one bowler set a new personal best series. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (380) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Kent Harms both tied for this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Kent Harms with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Week 12 RoboRecap

Fall 2022, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 8, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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The twelfth week of Fall 2022 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (141) and series (393) for the women. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 258, and high series was earned by Dennis Walling with a 631. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Lucky Harms

Fall 2022, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On November 1, 2022ADD COMMENTS
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Though this week's bowling session fell on the Day of the Dead, several of you were dressed as if it were St. Patrick's Day for some reason. Because of this, and because Kent Harms won the trifecta this week, and only because it makes for a good pun and no other reason, Kent gets to be the headliner this week despite Carl Goetz earning this week's season's high game (241) and this week's high series (591) as the opening act. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

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