Witness!!! Cremates Another Season

Spring 2018, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On May 8, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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All hope for a mathematically-difficult upset by any of the three teams in position to unseat the reigning champs quickly went up in flames last night, as WITNESS!!! lit up enough wins to clinch the championship outright. This makes 11 championships for Seth Gunderson, 6 for Jonathan Vigliaturo, 3 (consecutive) for Aaron Barber, and 2 (consecutive) for Nick Kinney. Congratulations, guys! Now get to work on your awards night presentation! (more...)  Read More →

Last-Minute Leapfrog

Spring 2018, Week 14 Posted by BowlingBot On May 1, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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(NOTE: Due to Scoot being unusually busy this week, we are sticking with the computer-generated recap for this week.) The fourteenth week of Spring 2018 saw two teams climb in the standings (including one all but written off team that has leapfrogged into second place), while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (190) and series (522) for the women. As for the men, Aaron Barber and Michael Mead both tied for this week's high... (more...)

A Third Three Hundred!

Spring 2018, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On April 24, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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While the standings didn't change at all tonight, quite a lot actually happened. Before we get into the big story of the night, we will take a moment to remember some of the other people who accomplished things tonight. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (188) and series (474) for the women. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week's high game with a score that we'll get to in a moment. High series was earned by Kody Karnes with a 699. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Smokin’ The Competition

Spring 2018, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On April 17, 2018ADD COMMENTS
Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.

Until last week, Mary Janes Last Frame had been suffering. They hadn't had a winning week since February 13, so it was good to see their fortunes finally turn last week and continue this week. However, more noteworthy, MJ is also the only team that is consistently tripping up Witness!!!. Their 7-1 record against Witness (making Mary Jane the only team with a winning record against the first-place team) makes one wonder how the championship might turn out if Mary Jane can somehow rally enough... (more...)

Trading Places

Spring 2018, Week 11 Posted by ScooterJ On April 10, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The only movement in the standings this week came when two teams in the middle of the standings traded places. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (191) and series (556) for the women, while Aubrey Moren earned this week's high game (248) and series (672) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Witness Intimidation

Spring 2018, Week 10 Posted by ScooterJ On April 3, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The tenth week of Spring 2018 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped, and one bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (169) and series (462) for the women. As for the men, Kody Karnes and Nick Kinney both tied for this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Kody Karnes with a 678. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Back Half Blues

Spring 2018, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On March 27, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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As we enter the back side of the season, we find the standings constipated with absolutely no movement. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game, and one of those two also set an inauspicious league record. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (224) and series (562) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (245) and series (638) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

It’s Springtime! Why are we inside?

Spring 2018, Week 8 Posted by AJ Hofmann On March 20, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2018 position round is now history, and the championship will be on us before we know it! This week we saw two teams move up in the rankings, while three teams were left muttering about how to impeach league President Scott Murdock who was absent for an unprecedented 102nd time visiting one of his favorite bars. Taking advantage of the first day of Spring, one bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Monica Hufford landed this week's high game for... (more...)

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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2018 position round. So, remember, no new subs next week! But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. (more...)  Read More →

The 700 Club Grows

Spring 2018, Week 6 Posted by ScooterJ On March 6, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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For most of us, last night was a bit of an off night. Only a few of us hit our averages consistently, and many of us were well below our norms. The problem might have been that Matthew Taylor sucked up everybody's mojo so he could roll his first (and this season's first) 700+ series! While he as doing that, one team climbed in the standings and another team slipped. Emily Nicolet picked up this week's high game (147) and series (369) for the women, while Matthew Taylor unsurprisingly earned... (more...)

Can I Get a Witness!!!?

Spring 2018, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On February 27, 2018ADD COMMENTS
Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.

A delayed fifth week of bowling saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One of the teams that climbed, defending champions WITNESS!!!, has reclaimed a razor-thin first-place standing. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (231) and series (540) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (234) and series (685) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Happy Marditines Day

Spring 2018, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On February 13, 20181 COMMENT
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The the Tournament of Champions kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! But it got off to a rocky start, with two divisions performing so poorly that they didn't produce a winner this week. Two teams climbed in the standings, while two teams slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (168) and series (490) for the women, while Russell Bingham earned this week's high game (265) and series (650) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Rolling Strong

Spring 2018, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On February 6, 20182 COMMENTS
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"This was a really good week of bowling. Ridiculously good. Huge scores. Big numbers. The biggest. Bigly." Okay, easy there Donald, it wasn't the biggest. But it was actually really close. Overall, this was the sixth hightest-rolliing week in league history. If that doesn't sound impressive, consider this: We have 522 weeks of bowling scores recorded, and out of 522 weeks, only 5 of those weeks posted higher scores across the board than we did last night. (more...)  Read More →

“We’re poopin’ pins!”

Spring 2018, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On January 30, 20181 COMMENT
While most of us finished on-time, Zeus didn't roll his last frame until around 6:45 this morning.

A night of super blue blood moons and randomly-dropping pins saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. In addition, one bowler set a new personal best series. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (172) and series (509) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (257) and series (691) for the men. Read on for all the details! (more...)  Read More →

2018 Is Underway

Spring 2018, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On January 23, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Spring 2018 began tonight with a welcome to a few new bowlers, a defending champion team that is going to have to fend off multiple challengers, and several bowlers who forgot they were supposed to sandbag. Consequently, two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (185) and series (481) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (254) and series (641) for the men. Read on for all the... (more...)

Thirty-Seven?!?

Spring 2018 Posted by ScooterJ On January 18, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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In a row??? Welcome to the Spring 2018 bowling season, our 37th season! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2017 Recap

Fall 2017 Posted by ScooterJ On December 13, 2017ADD COMMENTS
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36 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while we didn't set much in the way of records, having 10 teams brought us some new twists and turns and the largest pool of prize money (just shy of $2200) we have seen in quite some time! (more...)  Read More →

Another Season, Another Upset

Fall 2017, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On December 5, 20178 COMMENTS
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For the second season in a row, a second place team made a shocking comeback at the last possible moment to steal the championship from the expected winner. And, the common element in both comebacks is Aaron Barber. Is he a good luck charm that teams will fight to recruit in the off-season? Bidding starts at $100, make checks payable to Scoot. (more...)  Read More →

Holy NotContra, Batman!

Fall 2017, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On November 28, 2017ADD COMMENTS
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With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra. Meanwhile 8 bowlers will competing for two fistfuls of cash in the Tournament of Champions championship round. (more...)  Read More →

NOT NotContra

Fall 2017, Week 14 Posted by ScooterJ On November 22, 2017ADD COMMENTS
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With only one week remaining before the final position round, only three teams are mathematically still in the hunt for this season's championship. But a chant of "NOT NotContra" has been gaining momentum, that may or may not, have started on lanes 1 and 2 tonight. (more...)  Read More →

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