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| Career High Game: | 129 | MVBs: | 0 |
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| Career High Series: | 342 | #1 Power Rankings: | 0 | ||||||||||
| Titles Won: | 0 | #1 Head-to-Head: | 0 | ||||||||||
| Achievements: | 6 | |||||||||||
| ToC Champ: | 0 (0 2nd) | |||||||||||
Jesse is a floating sub.
This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).
his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.
Box scores for Fall 2025
This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).
his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.
Box scores for Fall 2025
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| Week 9 | FFK | 5&6 | 121 | 92 | 91 | 304 | 541 | 101 |
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| Week 10 | Bowls Deep | 3&4 | 88 | 129 | 125 | 342 | 579 | 107 |
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| Week 11 | Trump's Tariff Turkeys | 5&6 | 110 | 103 | 78 | 291 | 514 | 104 |
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| Week 13 | Bowls Deep | 5&6 | 78 | 92 | 94 | 264 | 494 | 100 |
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| Week 14 | No! Not Theo! | 1&2 | 101 | 103 | 127 | 331 | 571 | 102 |
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| TOTALS | 498 | 519 | 515 | 1532 | 2699 | 102 | ||
Jesse Sauerbrei made his league debut in the
Fall 2025 season.
Having rolled 15 games in his GutterAlley career, Sauerbrei carries a lifetime average of 102.
To date, Jesse's highest game shot in league was a 129 bowled in Game #2 during Week #10 of the Fall 2025 session and his highest series in league was the 342 he rolled in Week #10 during the Fall 2025 season.
He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).
Jesse has bowled for:
-Fall 2025: Gutterly Hopeless (Avg: 102) (My profile for this team)
Having rolled 15 games in his GutterAlley career, Sauerbrei carries a lifetime average of 102.
To date, Jesse's highest game shot in league was a 129 bowled in Game #2 during Week #10 of the Fall 2025 session and his highest series in league was the 342 he rolled in Week #10 during the Fall 2025 season.
He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).
Jesse has bowled for:
-Fall 2025: Gutterly Hopeless (Avg: 102) (My profile for this team)
A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Jesse has been mentioned:
- Let's Talk Turkeys (Nov 25th, 2025) - The fourteenth week of Fall 2025 did not simply arrive; it thundered into the alley like a rogue turkey escaping the carving knife at a very confused family Thanksgiving. By the time the lanes cooled, one team had climbed the standings like a determined relative reaching for the last slice of pie, while another slipped down faster than gravy poured from a cracked ladle. One bowler forged a new personal-best series, two unleashed new personal high games, and the aroma of competition mixed beautifully with the imaginary scent of stuffing and victory. Cat Atwood snatched this week's high women's game (172) and series (407), while Matthew Taylor carved out the men’s high game (231) and series (590). What follows is the full feast of action, drama, joy, and heartbreak — so dig in, and don't forget to check on your Bingo results!
- It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Hof-Mann! (Nov 18th, 2025) - The thirteenth week of Fall 2025 thundered onto the lanes like a runaway ball hurtling toward a trembling 7–10 split. Two teams clawed their way upward in the standings, two teams spiraled downward in heartbreak, and everyone else clung to their dignity like a bowler trying not to foul on a slick approach. JoAnne Barber unleashed a blistering 143 to seize this week’s high game for the women, and her iron-willed consistency netted her a powerful 378 for the women’s high series. Over on the men’s side, Nick Kinney blasted a 212 to earn the week’s top men’s game, while Matthew Taylor carved through the oil with a gorgeous 570 to secure the high series for the men. Meanwhile, AJ Hofmann cemented his place in league history by winning Most Valuable Bowler once again — now more times than anyone else in the league’s history — proving that some legends just keep stacking titles. And that was only the beginning. What followed was drama, triumph, collapse, glory, and enough emotional turbulence to make the pins file a workplace hazard report. Don't forget to check on your Bingo results.
- The Standings Stagnation Continues (and is continued until November 11) (Oct 28th, 2025) - A supposedly routine eleventh week of Fall 2025 bowling turned into a tension-soaked stalemate of destiny, with the standings refusing to budge even a single stubborn inch. Yet fate still crowned heroes: JoAnne Barber ignited the night with the women's high game of 154 and a commanding 419 series, while Dennis Walling detonated pins across the lane to seize the men’s high game (218) and series (567). History paused. A hush fell. Then someone yelled "Practice is ending!" and the league chaos continued. Prepare yourself — everything else you need is below, and drama awaits at every approach! And don't forget to check on your Bingo results.
- Hot 3 on 1 Action (Oct 21st, 2025) - Despite every match ending 3-1, a stagnated tenth week of Fall 2025 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings — like a bowling ball that just ran out of spin. But even in still waters, greatness shines. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (126) and series (357) for the women, proving steady precision can still earn top honors. As for the men, Aaron Barber blasted through the competition to claim this week’s high game with a 214, while the ever-dominant Ian Estey earned high series with a stellar 604. The teams may have stayed in their ranks, but the tension? Sky-high. Read on for the rest of the drama, laughter, and heartbreak that defined Week 10.
- St. Nick Came Early (Oct 14th, 2025) - With the season now more than halfway through, Week 9 of Fall 2025 delivered thunder, heartbreak, and St. Nick showed up to deliver a new personal best that sent shockwaves through the alley. One team clawed its way up the standings, another tumbled down, and one Nick set a new season and personal record. JoAnne Barber landed this week's high game for the women with a clutch 133, while Cat Atwood’s cool-headed consistency secured the women’s high series with a 358. On the men’s side, Nick Kinney once again proved unstoppable, rolling this week's high game (268) and high series (698)—just two pins shy of a 700. Read on, brave reader, for the full tale of triumph and tragedy!
Jesse is not currently featured on any of our Top 25 lists.
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