The sixth week of Fall 2009 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Amy Goodnow landed this week's high game for the women with a 148, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Caudillo with a 393. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (256) and series (695). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB hung out with Quick Release. Despite the strength of Dave Winger with his 405 series, WWJB accomplished only 1 win against Quick Release. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll commanded Quick Release with his above-average 629 as his team took the series with 3 wins. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens faced off against Rollin' J's. With Split Happens forfeiting, all Rollin' J's needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Jerry Krall laid down the law in Rollin' J's with his below-average 371 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Rollin' J's remain in 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla had a rendezvous with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his above-average 588 series, Ebowla got swept by Sweep The Leg. Conversely, #1 Power-Ranked Ken M. Wilson called the shots for Sweep The Leg with his fantastic 695 as they swept the competition. Ebowla remains in 6th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chicks With Balls took turns kicking the ball return with BOWLSH!T. Even though highlighted by the skills of Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 393 series, the Chicks accomplished only 1 win against BOWLSH!T. Simultaneously, Orion Kinkaid showed off in BOWLSH!T with his phenomenal 483 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: BILFs shared a platter of cheese sticks with No Pinheads. Though reinforced by Scott Murdock with his 490 series, BILFs got swept by No Pinheads. On the other half of the score sheet, Pat Searcy guided No Pinheads with his wondrous 649 (along with a major contribution by #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren, as well as #1 Power Ranked Ken Wilson) as they swept the competition. BILFs drop 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while No Pinheads remain in 3rd.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Jason Carpio (219), John Boren (245), Ken M. Wilson (247,256), Orion Kinkaid (231), Pat Searcy (246,248), and Ryan Doll (245,201)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Ken M. Wilson (695, previous best 693).

Adding to the excitement, the 695 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high series for men.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Jason Carpio had his way with Division 1, while Aubrey Moren cleaned up Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Janelle (Laube) Lamar came closest), and Eric Summers rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Pat Searcy (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy and Jason Carpio dominate Division 1 in a tie; Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 2; AJ Hofmann is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Eric Summers leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 48) will face 10th-place Split Happens. The Chicks are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Ebowla will chill with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 16). Ebowla might perform well and win the series; while BOWLSH!T ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place BILFs will chuck some balls with 4th-place WWJB (hcp 6). BILFs will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while WWJB will probably drop their average a bit while endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 168) will meet with 3rd-place No Pinheads. Rollin' J's might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while No Pinheads ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will match wits with 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 72). Sweep The Leg is predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Quick Release; while Quick Release is anticipated to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Aubrey Moren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid	#1 H2H BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "We're waiting Eric to get his other ball out." Amanda Duncan, delayed from action by a stuck zipper.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	23-1	.958	13,115	n/a
2	Quick Release	18-6	.750	11,711	n/a
3	No Pinheads	16-8	.667	11,916	n/a
4	WWJB	12-12	.500	9,435	+1
5	BILFs	11-13	.458	9,620	-1
6	Ebowla	11-13	.458	8,636	n/a
7	Rollin' J's	11-13	.458	7,910	n/a
8	BOWLSH!T	9-15	.375	9,029	n/a
9	Chicks With Balls	7-17	.292	8,629	n/a
10	Split Happens	2-22	.083	7,639	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 6, 2, 22, .083, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 695 Pat Searcy - 649 Ryan Doll - 629 John Boren - 624 Jason Carpio - 588	Andrea Caudillo - 393 Sarah Sauer - 391 Janelle Lamar - 370 Andee Weinfurt - 368 Julie Benson-Grant - 352 Amanda Duncan - 352 (t)
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 702 Orion Kinkaid - 691 Pat Searcy - 677 Ryan Doll - 662 Aubrey Moren - 653	Alison Radke - 579 Sarah Sauer - 578 Amy Goodnow - 577 Amanda Duncan - 572 Andee Weinfurt - 557
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 256 Pat Searcy - 248 Ryan Doll - 245 John Boren - 245 (t) Orion Kinkaid - 231 Jason Carpio - 219	Amy Goodnow - 148 Andee Weinfurt - 147 Andrea Caudillo - 146 Alison Radke - 139 Janelle Lamar - 139 (t) Julie Benson-Grant - 137
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 300 Ken Wilson - 258 Pat Searcy - 257 Ryan Doll - 256 John Boren - 253	Amy Goodnow - 227 Alison Radke - 215 Andee Weinfurt - 210 Amanda Duncan - 204 Julie Benson-Grant - 204 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Orion Kinkaid - 118 Jared Goff - 69 Pat Searcy - 60 Ryan Doll - 59 Ken Wilson - 59 (t) John Boren - 56	Amy Goodnow - 47 Alison Radke - 35 Andee Weinfurt - 26 Amanda Duncan - 23 Julie Benson-Grant - 21

The fifth week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (138) and series (398) for the women, while David Codding earned this week's high game (205) and series (609) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Rollin' J's celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Ebowla. Topped by Jerry Krall with his 383 series, Rollin' J's collected 3 wins against Ebowla. In the meantime, Jason Carpio called the shots for Ebowla with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 377 despite his team notching only a single win. Rollin' J's leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Ebowla plunges 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Chicks With Balls chucked gutter balls with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Despite being led by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 398 series, the Chicks got swept by Sweep The Leg. On the other side, #1 Head-to-Head David Codding showed off in Sweep The Leg with his above-average 609 as they swept the competition. Chicks With Balls plummet 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: Quick Release deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of No Pinheads. Featuring Ryan Doll with his below-average 512 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Brett Schroeder, Quick Release split the series with No Pinheads. Concurrently, Pat Searcy mastered No Pinheads with his below-average 538 as they matched their opponent in wins. Quick Release remains in 2nd place, while No Pinheads remain in 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens had some one-on-one time with BILFs. Despite the strength of Nick Allegri with his below-average 384 series, Split Happens got swept by BILFs. Countering this, Scott Murdock dominated BILFs with his below-average 452 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Derrick Grimpo) as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while BILFs jump 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB traded lane malfunctions with BOWLSH!T. In spite of top-billing by Dave Winger with his 421 series, WWJB accomplished only 1 win against BOWLSH!T. Across the ball return, Orion Kinkaid shined in BOWLSH!T with his phenomenal 395 as his team took the series with 3 wins. WWJB remains in 5th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: David Codding (203,205,201), Jason Carpio (200), and Pat Searcy (201)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: David Codding creamed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Dave Winger came closest). AJ Hofmann claimed victory in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amy Goodnow came closest). Finally, Orion Kinkaid (Division 4) staked a claim for the Iron Throne in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: David Codding dominates Division 1; Aubrey Moren and Brett Schroeder hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; Ryan Simonet and AJ Hofmann reign over Division 3 in a tie; and Orion Kinkaid, Jared Goff, Derrick Grimpo, Amy Goodnow, and Amanda Duncan lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place WWJB (hcp 96) will roll against 2nd-place Quick Release. WWJB is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Quick Release is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens will socialize with 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 71). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Rollin' J's ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 160) will match wits with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Ebowla will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sweep The Leg will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 20) will meet with 8th-place BOWLSH!T. The Chicks might perform well and sweep the series; while BOWLSH!T ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place BILFs (hcp 94) will spend some quality time with 3rd-place No Pinheads. BILFs are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while No Pinheads are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Derrick Grimpo Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Brett Schroeder Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Brett Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Chris Lewis, reassuring Adam Messner, who was heading to the men's room.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	19-1	.950	10,798	n/a
2	Quick Release	15-5	.750	9,728	n/a
3	No Pinheads	12-8	.600	9,777	n/a
4	BILFs	11-9	.550	8,051	+2
5	WWJB	11-9	.550	7,901	n/a
6	Ebowla	11-9	.550	6,960	-2
7	Rollin' J's	7-13	.350	6,593	+1
8	BOWLSH!T	6-14	.300	7,367	+1
9	Chicks With Balls	6-14	.300	7,233	-2
10	Split Happens	2-18	.100	7,639	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 5, 2, 18, .100, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 609 Jason Carpio - 555 Ken Wilson - 555 (t) Pat Searcy - 538 Ryan Doll - 512 Brett Schroeder - 505	Janelle Lamar - 398 Andrea Caudillo - 378 Andee Weinfurt - 342 Leslie Hunt - 331 Julie Benson-Grant - 310 Amy Goodnow - 310 (t)
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Brett Schroeder - 653 David Codding - 630 Orion Kinkaid - 627 Derrick Grimpo - 621 AJ Hofmann - 617	Ali Fisher - 559 Amy Goodnow - 550 Leslie Hunt - 547 Janelle Lamar - 546 Tiffany Schmidt - 539
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 205 Pat Searcy - 201 Jason Carpio - 200 Phil Schroeder - 196 Ken Wilson - 191	Janelle Lamar - 138 Andrea Caudillo - 134 Leslie Hunt - 130 Andee Weinfurt - 125 Amy Goodnow - 120
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Brett Schroeder - 237 Phil Schroeder - 234 Chris Lewis - 228 Orion Kinkaid - 225 AJ Hofmann - 225 (t)	Laura Swearengin - 207 Ali Fisher - 202 Leslie Hunt - 202 (t) Amy Goodnow - 200 Ruth Schmidt - 191 Janelle Lamar - 187
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Brett Schroeder - 50 Orion Kinkaid - 45 Phil Schroeder - 44 AJ Hofmann - 40 Derrick Grimpo - 39	Laura Swearengin - 30 Ali Fisher - 24 Amy Goodnow - 20 Leslie Hunt - 20 (t) Ruth Schmidt - 14 Tiffany Schmidt - 4

The fourth week of Fall 2009 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (196) and series (498) for the women. As for the men, John Boren snagged this week's high game with a 247, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 677. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: BOWLSH!T shared a few beers with BILFs. While headlined by Travis Kleiner with his 443 series, BOWLSH!T accomplished only 1 win against BILFs. In the meantime, Scott Murdock oversaw BILFs with his 488 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Derrick Grimpo) as his team took the series with 3 wins. BOWLSH!T leaps 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while BILFs move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: WWJB did battle with No Pinheads. Despite being led by Rich Foster with his below-average 411 series, WWJB got swept by No Pinheads. On the other side, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy commanded No Pinheads with his dramatic 677 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while No Pinheads move 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens traded lane malfunctions with Ebowla. Although blessed by James Long with his 517 series, Split Happens got swept by Ebowla. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio took the lead in Ebowla with his exceptional 605 as they swept the competition. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Quick Release waged a heated competition against Chicks With Balls. Topped by Ryan Doll with his 578 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against the Chicks. On the adjacent lane, Andrea Caudillo called the shots for the Chicks with her above-average 498 despite her team notching only a single win. Quick Release remains in 2nd place, while the Chicks sink 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Rollin' J's had some one-on-one time with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Though reinforced by Jerry Krall with his 383 series, Rollin' J's accomplished only 1 win against Sweep The Leg. Meanwhile, David Codding shined in Sweep The Leg with his 565 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Rollin' J's remains in 8th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Jason Carpio (223), John Boren (247), Pat Searcy (214,230,233), and Ryan Doll (236)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Andrea Caudillo (196, previous best 183).

Andrea Caudillo earned this season's women's high game with her 196 In addition,, while Pat Searcy bagged the season's men's high series with his 677.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy crushed Division 1, while Aubrey Moren clobbered Division 2. Ryan Simonet rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and Amanda Duncan cleaned up Division 4. Finally, Derrick Grimpo (Division 4) vanquished this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy tops Division 1; Aubrey Moren is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Ryan Simonet reigns over Division 3; and Derrick Grimpo and Amanda Duncan lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 64) will tussle with 4th-place Ebowla. Rollin' J's are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 196) will spend some quality time with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. The Chicks might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sweep The Leg ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 4) will chill with 3rd-place No Pinheads. Quick Release will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while No Pinheads will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Split Happens will meet with 6th-place BILFs (hcp 8). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while BILFs ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place WWJB will compete against 9th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 28). WWJB is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with BOWLSH!T; while BOWLSH!T is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Derrick Grimpo Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Carpio
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Aubrey Moren, letting his inner führer out.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	15-1	.938	8,585	n/a
2	Quick Release	13-3	.813	7,813	n/a
3	No Pinheads	10-6	.625	7,824	+1
4	Ebowla	10-6	.625	6,462	+1
5	WWJB	10-6	.625	6,445	-2
6	BILFs	7-9	.438	6,386	+1
7	Chicks With Balls	6-10	.375	5,855	-1
8	Rollin' J's	4-12	.250	5,329	n/a
9	BOWLSH!T	3-13	.188	5,966	+1
10	Split Happens	2-14	.125	6,433	-1

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 4, 2, 14, .125, -1, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 677 Jason Carpio - 605 Ryan Doll - 578 David Codding - 565 John Boren - 564	Andrea Caudillo - 498 Janelle Lamar - 424 Sarah Sauer - 384 Amanda Duncan - 381 Julie Benson-Grant - 348
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 737 Jason Carpio - 677 Phil Schroeder - 633 Aubrey Moren - 630 Rob Kaszuba - 617	Andrea Caudillo - 625 Amanda Duncan - 618 Amy Goodnow - 597 Sarah Sauer - 576 Janelle Lamar - 575
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 247 Ryan Doll - 236 Pat Searcy - 233 Jason Carpio - 223 David Codding - 198 Ken Wilson - 198 (t)	Andrea Caudillo - 196 Julie Benson-Grant - 152 Amanda Duncan - 151 Janelle Lamar - 147 Sarah Sauer - 141
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John Boren - 255 Pat Searcy - 253 Jason Carpio - 247 Ryan Doll - 244 Ryan Simonet - 224	Andrea Caudillo - 238 Amanda Duncan - 230 Julie Benson-Grant - 213 Sarah Sauer - 205 Amy Goodnow - 202
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Pat Searcy - 58 John Boren - 58 (t) Jason Carpio - 53 Ryan Doll - 47 Derrick Grimpo - 40 Ryan Simonet - 37	Amanda Duncan - 50 Andrea Caudillo - 49 Julie Benson-Grant - 29 Amy Goodnow - 23 Sarah Sauer - 21

The third week of Fall 2009 saw two teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (150) and series (428) for the women, while David Codding earned this week's high game (247) and series (660) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping WWJB. Even though highlighted by the skills of Nick Allegri with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 371 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. As for the opposition, Rich Foster oversaw WWJB with his 466 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while WWJB remains in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: BOWLSH!T spent a romantic evening with Quick Release. Though featuring Kelly Sands with his above-average 458 series, BOWLSH!T accomplished only 1 win against Quick Release. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll commanded Quick Release with his 563 as his team took the series with 3 wins. BOWLSH!T drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Rollin' J's shared a platter of cheese sticks with BILFs. Despite being led by Jennifer Flohrs with her 312 series, Rollin' J's got swept by BILFs. While that was going down, Andee Weinfurt shined in BILFs with her above-average 400 as they swept the competition. Rollin' J's plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while BILFs jump 3 spots to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. While headlined by Corey Weinfurt with his 528 series, No Pinheads got swept by Sweep The Leg. Conversely, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) David Codding dominated Sweep The Leg with his outstanding 660 as they swept the competition. No Pinheads remains in 4th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chicks With Balls couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Ebowla. Although blessed by Andrea Caudillo with her 428 series, the Chicks got swept by Ebowla. On the flipside, Jason Carpio showed off in Ebowla with his 494 as they swept the competition. Chicks With Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ebowla jumps 2 spots to 5th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Corey Weinfurt (243), David Codding (247,227), Jason Carpio (206), Ken M. Wilson (237,205), and Ryan Doll (204)

New personal high games were set tonight by Corey Weinfurt (243, previous best 222) and Brett Schroeder (193, previous best 186).

Adding to the excitement, the 660 rolled by David Codding is this season's new high series for men.

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1 1. Ken Wilson 2. David Codding 3. Ryan Doll 4. John Boren 5. Corey Weinfurt 6. Pat Searcy 7. Jason Carpio 8. James Long 9. Adam Messner 10. Dennis Laube

DIVISION 2 1. Scott Murdock 2. Rob Kaszuba 3. Travis Kleiner 4. Rich Foster 5. Chris Lewis 6. Andrea Caudillo 7. Phil Schroeder 8. Aubrey Moren 9. Dave Winger 10. Kelly Sands

DIVISION 3 1. Brett Schroeder 2. AJ Taylor 3. Nick Allegri 4. Janelle Lamar 5. Ryan Simonet 6. Jerry Krall 7. AJ Hofmann 8. Zach Frank 9. Andee Weinfurt 10. Julie Benson-Grant

DIVISION 4 1. Sarah Sauer 2. Derrick Grimpo 3. Eric Summers 4. Orion Kinkaid 5. Alison Radke 6. Amanda Duncan 7. Ali Fisher 8. Tiffany Schmidt 9. Amy Goodnow 10. Jared Goff

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 10) will roll against 7th-place BILFs. BOWLSH!T is expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with BILFs; while BILFs are forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place WWJB (hcp 62) will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place No Pinheads. WWJB might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while No Pinheads ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Split Happens will challenge 5th-place Ebowla (hcp 15). Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ebowla will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Quick Release will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 136). Quick Release might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 223) will chill with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Rollin' J's are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Sweep The Leg is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB David Codding Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Ali Fisher	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" AJ Hofmann, no further explanation needed.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	12-0	1.000	6,431	n/a
2	Quick Release	10-2	.833	5,820	n/a
3	WWJB	10-2	.833	4,952	n/a
4	No Pinheads	6-6	.500	5,671	n/a
5	Ebowla	6-6	.500	4,659	+2
6	Chicks With Balls	5-7	.417	4,289	-1
7	BILFs	4-8	.333	4,760	+3
8	Rollin' J's	3-9	.250	4,046	-2
9	Split Happens	2-10	.167	4,781	-1
10	BOWLSH!T	2-10	.167	4,503	-1

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (142,20, 3, 2, 10, .167, -1, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 660 Ken Wilson - 640 Ryan Doll - 563 Corey Weinfurt - 528 Rob Kaszuba - 505	Andrea Caudillo - 428 Andee Weinfurt - 400 Janelle Lamar - 398 Sarah Sauer - 362 Alison Radke - 351
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
David Codding - 744 Ken Wilson - 640 Rob Kaszuba - 627 Kelly Sands - 616 Brett Schroeder - 605	Ali Fisher - 612 Amanda Duncan - 603 Andee Weinfurt - 594 Alison Radke - 593 Sarah Sauer - 556
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 247 Corey Weinfurt - 243 Ken Wilson - 237 Jason Carpio - 206 Ryan Doll - 204	Andrea Caudillo - 150 Sarah Sauer - 146 Janelle Lamar - 145 Andee Weinfurt - 144 Amanda Duncan - 139
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
David Codding - 275 Corey Weinfurt - 262 Brett Schroeder - 245 Kelly Sands - 243 Ken Wilson - 237	Amanda Duncan - 223 Ali Fisher - 222 Sarah Sauer - 210 Alison Radke - 208 Andee Weinfurt - 208 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
David Codding - 82 Corey Weinfurt - 67 Brett Schroeder - 58 Kelly Sands - 57 Rob Kaszuba - 44	Ali Fisher - 45 Amanda Duncan - 45 (t) Alison Radke - 29 Sarah Sauer - 27 Andee Weinfurt - 25 Jennifer Flohrs - 8

The second week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (183) and series (524) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy and Ryan Doll both tied for this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 634. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla kept grabbing the balls of No Pinheads. Though reinforced by Jason Carpio with his 521 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against No Pinheads. Concurrently, Pat Searcy mastered No Pinheads with his above-average 550 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while No Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: BILFs spent some quality time with Chicks With Balls. Despite being led by Scott Murdock with his above-average 512 series, BILFs got swept by the Chicks. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked Andrea Caudillo drew the spotlight in the Chicks with her commanding 524 as they swept the competition. BILFs remains in 10th place, while the Chicks jump 4 spots to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sweep The Leg, Johnny had a delightful time with BOWLSH!T. Topped by Ken M. Wilson with his below-average 583 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over BOWLSH!T. Countering this, Travis Kleiner commanded BOWLSH!T with his 474 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while BOWLSH!T sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: WWJB accepted a challenge by Rollin' J's. With the strength of Rich Foster with his above-average 483 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Eric Summers, WWJB celebrated a clean sweep over Rollin' J's. On the adjacent lane, Jerry Krall reigned supreme in Rollin' J's with his 398 despite his team getting swept. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Rollin' J's sink 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Quick Release faced off against Split Happens. Starring #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his stunning 634 series, Quick Release celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. While that was going down, James Long oversaw Split Happens with his 488 despite his team getting swept. Quick Release leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Split Happens plunge 2 spots to 8th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: John Boren (203), Ken M. Wilson (209), Pat Searcy (224), Rich Foster (207), and Ryan Doll (224,207,203)

New personal high games were set tonight by Andrea Caudillo (183, previous best 182) and Eric Summers (188, previous best 161). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Andrea Caudillo (524, previous best 494) and Eric Summers (410, previous best 393).

Andrea Caudillo claimed the season's women's high series with her 524. In addition, Ryan Doll bagged the season's men's high series with his 634.

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Ken Wilson 2. Ryan Doll 3. John Boren 4. Pat Searcy 5. Jason Carpio 6. James Long 7. David Codding 8. Adam Messner 9. Dennis Laube 10. Scott Murdock

DIVISION 2 1. Travis Kleiner 2. Rich Foster 3. Rob Kaszuba 4. Andrea Caudillo 5. Chris Lewis 6. Phil Schroeder 7. Ryan Simonet 8. Aubrey Moren 9. Nick Allegri 10. Dave Winger

DIVISION 3 1. AJ Taylor 2. Janelle Lamar 3. Brett Schroeder 4. Jerry Krall 5. Kelly Sands 6. AJ Hofmann 7. Zach Frank 8. Julie Benson-Grant 9. Sarah Sauer 10. Andee Weinfurt

DIVISION 4 1. Eric Summers 2. Orion Kinkaid 3. Derrick Grimpo 4. Alison Radke 5. Tiffany Schmidt 6. Amy Goodnow 7. Amanda Duncan 8. Ali Fisher 9. Jared Goff

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 2) will hang out with 3rd-place WWJB. Split Happens are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while WWJB is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 105) will tussle with 2nd-place Quick Release. BOWLSH!T might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 45) will socialize with 10th-place BILFs. Rollin' J's will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while BILFs will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place No Pinheads (hcp 57) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. No Pinheads might perform well and win the series; while Sweep The Leg ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 28) will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Ebowla. The Chicks are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Eric Summers Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Andrea Caudillo Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Andrea Caudillo
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You must be here to fix the cable." Jennifer Flohrs, getting her hopes up.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	8-0	1.000	4,100	n/a
2	Quick Release	7-1	.875	3,837	+1
3	WWJB	7-1	.875	3,306	+1
4	No Pinheads	6-2	.750	3,800	-2
5	Chicks With Balls	5-3	.625	2,886	+4
6	Rollin' J's	3-5	.375	2,738	-1
7	Ebowla	2-6	.250	3,094	n/a
8	Split Happens	1-7	.125	3,202	-2
9	BOWLSH!T	1-7	.125	2,898	-1
10	BILFs	0-8	.000	3,135	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (134,20, 2, 0, 8, .000, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 634 Ken Wilson - 583 Pat Searcy - 550 John Boren - 531 Jason Carpio - 521	Andrea Caudillo - 524 Janelle Lamar - 450 Sarah Sauer - 360 Andee Weinfurt - 337 Lindsay Jamis - 321
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 710 Eric Summers - 664 Scott Murdock - 634 Pat Searcy - 629 Rich Foster - 617	Andrea Caudillo - 706 Janelle Lamar - 622 Amanda Duncan - 576 Alison Radke - 564 Sarah Sauer - 554
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 224 Ryan Doll - 224 (t) Ken Wilson - 209 Rich Foster - 207 John Boren - 203 Jason Carpio - 198	Andrea Caudillo - 183 Janelle Lamar - 170 Andee Weinfurt - 138 Sarah Sauer - 137 Amy Goodnow - 132
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Eric Summers - 272 Rich Foster - 251 Pat Searcy - 250 Ryan Doll - 249 Scott Murdock - 231	Andrea Caudillo - 243 Janelle Lamar - 227 Amy Goodnow - 215 Amanda Duncan - 208 Ali Fisher - 205
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Eric Summers - 94 Rich Foster - 63 Pat Searcy - 57 Ryan Doll - 56 Scott Murdock - 42	Andrea Caudillo - 59 Janelle Lamar - 42 Amy Goodnow - 36 Amanda Duncan - 31 Ali Fisher - 28