The thirteenth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (222) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 263, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn waged a heated competition against King Pins. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 489 series, Churn and Burn accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Duncan Ferber called the shots for King Pins with his staggering 646 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts matched wits with X9XX. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Guttersluts got swept by X9XX. On the other half of the score sheet, Don Glasscock dominated X9XX with his 659 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Unstoppabowl entered a showdown to the death with Those 4 Bowlers. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 596 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Unstoppabowl split the series with 4 Bowlers. Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson showed off in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 557 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls accepted a challenge by Frickin' Ten Pin. Led by Pat Searcy with his 569 series, Oily Balls split the series with Ten Pin. On the flipside, Carl Goetz laid down the law in Ten Pin with his above-average 619 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Ten Pin remains in 9th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. chucked gutter balls with Doll's Balls. With top billing by Steve Kiernan with his above-average 598 series, T.B.D. celebrated a clean sweep over Doll's Balls. While that was going down, John Richardson shined in Doll's Balls with his phenomenal 527 despite his team getting swept. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Doll's Balls sink 1 spot to 7th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (222), Carl Goetz (216,225), Cory Chorpenning (247), Don Glasscock (223,213,223), Duncan Ferber (263,210), Freda Schroeder (201), John Richardson (200), Nik Domann (203), Rich DeYoung (200), Seth Gunderson (213), Stefan Miller (208), and Steve Kiernan (232,207)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber creamed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and Kendall Kukowski dominated Division 4. Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) won this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson calls the shots Division 2; Dave Hickerson leads Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 29) will test their mettle against 4th-place Unstoppabowl. Doll's Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Unstoppabowl is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 66) will challenge 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. T.B.D. might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place King Pins (hcp 115). Oily Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while King Pins will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Guttersluts will roll against 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 29). Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place X9XX will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 88). X9XX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
|
#1 POWER BOWLER
Duncan Ferber Runner Up: Tyler Hilker
|
|
|
#1 H2H BOWLER
Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Duncan Ferber
|
|
|
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Cory Chorpenning, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.
|
|
|
|
EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Guttersluts |
36.5-15.5 |
.702 |
23,678 |
n/a |
2 |
Oily Balls |
31.5-20.5 |
.606 |
26,006 |
n/a |
3 |
X9XX |
31-21 |
.596 |
25,549 |
+1 |
4 |
Unstoppabowl |
29.5-22.5 |
.567 |
23,827 |
-1 |
5 |
Those 4 Bowlers |
25-27 |
.481 |
22,434 |
n/a |
6 |
King Pins |
22.5-29.5 |
.433 |
21,714 |
+2 |
7 |
Doll's Balls |
21.5-30.5 |
.413 |
21,964 |
-1 |
8 |
Churn and Burn |
21-31 |
.404 |
22,002 |
-1 |
9 |
Frickin' Ten Pin |
20-32 |
.385 |
24,156 |
n/a |
10 |
T.B.D. |
19.5-32.5 |
.375 |
18,607 |
n/a |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 13