The thirteenth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (222) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 263, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn couldn't stop inappropriately groping King Pins. Although blessed by Jason Carpio with his below-average 489 series, Churn and Burn accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. Simultaneously, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Duncan Ferber showed off in King Pins with his commanding 646 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts shared a few beers with X9XX. In spite of top-billing by Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Guttersluts got swept by X9XX. Countering this, Don Glasscock laid down the law in X9XX with his 659 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Unstoppabowl sparred with Those 4 Bowlers. Showcasing Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 596 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Unstoppabowl split the series with 4 Bowlers. Concurrently, Seth Gunderson commanded 4 Bowlers with his above-average 557 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Frickin' Ten Pin. Topped by Pat Searcy with his 569 series, Oily Balls split the series with Ten Pin. While that was going down, Carl Goetz guided Ten Pin with his above-average 619 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Ten Pin remains in 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. accepted a challenge by Doll's Balls. Featuring Steve Kiernan with his above-average 598 series, T.B.D. celebrated a clean sweep over Doll's Balls. On the other half of the score sheet, John Richardson took the lead in Doll's Balls with his wondrous 527 despite his team getting swept. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Doll's Balls sink 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (222), Carl Goetz (216,225), Cory Chorpenning (247), Don Glasscock (223,213,223), Duncan Ferber (263,210), Freda Schroeder (201), John Richardson (200), Nik Domann (203), Rich DeYoung (200), Seth Gunderson (213), Stefan Miller (208), and Steve Kiernan (232,207)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber dominated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and Kendall Kukowski trounced Division 4. Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) decimated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren leads Division 1; Seth Gunderson tops Division 2; Dave Hickerson governs Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 29) will meet with 4th-place Unstoppabowl. Doll's Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Unstoppabowl is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 66) will chill with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. T.B.D. might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will challenge 6th-place King Pins (hcp 115). Oily Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while King Pins will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Guttersluts will face 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 29). Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place X9XX will roll against 8th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 88). X9XX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Duncan Ferber Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Duncan Ferber Runner Up: Tyler Hilker	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Duncan Ferber
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Parre, Freda, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!" Ryan Doll, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.