The thirteenth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (222) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 263, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn alternated splits with King Pins. Although topped by Jason Carpio with his below-average 489 series, Churn and Burn accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. Concurrently, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Duncan Ferber commanded King Pins with his staggering 646 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with X9XX. Despite the strength of Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Guttersluts got swept by X9XX. While that was going down, Don Glasscock oversaw X9XX with his 659 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Unstoppabowl waged a heated competition against Those 4 Bowlers. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 596 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Unstoppabowl split the series with 4 Bowlers. Simultaneously, Seth Gunderson ruled 4 Bowlers with his above-average 557 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Frickin' Ten Pin. Highlighting the skills of Pat Searcy with his 569 series, Oily Balls split the series with Ten Pin. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz mastered Ten Pin with his above-average 619 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Ten Pin remains in 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. did battle with Doll's Balls. Showcasing Steve Kiernan with his above-average 598 series, T.B.D. celebrated a clean sweep over Doll's Balls. Meanwhile, John Richardson guided Doll's Balls with his dramatic 527 despite his team getting swept. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Doll's Balls sink 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (222), Carl Goetz (216,225), Cory Chorpenning (247), Don Glasscock (223,213,223), Duncan Ferber (263,210), Freda Schroeder (201), John Richardson (200), Nik Domann (203), Rich DeYoung (200), Seth Gunderson (213), Stefan Miller (208), and Steve Kiernan (232,207)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber swept Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and Kendall Kukowski triumphed over his enemies in Division 4. Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) ruled this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren tops Division 1; Seth Gunderson runs the show in Division 2; Dave Hickerson calls the shots for Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 29) will challenge 4th-place Unstoppabowl. Doll's Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Unstoppabowl is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 66) will hang out with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. T.B.D. might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will chuck some balls with 6th-place King Pins (hcp 115). Oily Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while King Pins will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Guttersluts will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 29). Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place X9XX will chill with 8th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 88). X9XX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Duncan Ferber Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Duncan Ferber Runner Up: Tyler Hilker	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Duncan Ferber
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Nik tried to top Angela that frame but wound up getting nothing but dead wood." Don Glasscock, describing the typical outcome for Nik Domann.