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Posted by ScooterJ October 15, 2019 Fall 2019, Week 9 View Score Sheets

(This could very well be the worst Photoshop in the history of Gutter Alley.)

While the first session on the back half of this season only saw the two teams in the middle of the standings swap places, school was in session and it resulted in the gap widening considerably between the only three teams with winning records.

One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (160) and series (455) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (226) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: School was in session at The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Too (aka The James Tott School for B's), and after the midterms were graded, even with the bell curve applied Pin Is King 2 failed to earn a single passing grade in any subject areas except for: Losing Scratch 101, Introduction to Getting Your Spirit Broken, and Advanced Placement Getting Swept. Led by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler James Tott and his mesmerizing 560 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler AJ Hofmann, the School for B's not only swept the Kings but also stole their lunch money, confiscated their fidget spinners, and made them sit with their heads on their desks through recess. Among the schooled pupils, Dennis Walling with his better-than-normal 558 series mastered his Pin Is though it did no good. The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Too climbs 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Kings remain in 3rd.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.

On lanes 5 & 6: Rear Admirals actually accomplished a second winning week in a row, this time against Bowl Movements. Uniting behind the leadership of Scott Murdock with his 497 series, Admirals collected 3 wins against Movements. Across the ball return, Conor Clarke with his better-than-normal 537 series ruled Movements despite his team notching only a single win, a win earned partly by sub Spencer Bergstrand (last seen two years ago subbing on another team) having a pretty good idead of the right amount of pins to miss in game 3 to ensure his team a game 2 victory. Despite the outcome, Rear Admirals remains in 7th place while Movements remain in 6th.

On lanes 7 & 8: The only half of See you next Tuesday! that cared to show up brutally savaged the three men and a ghost of Scared Splitless. Demonstrating the prowess of an uncharacteristically cruel and heartless Nick Kinney with his 507 series, Next Tuesday earned a clean sweep over Splitless. Over on the other side, Curtis Whiles with his 463 series commanded Splitless despite his team getting swept. See you next Tuesday! remains in 1st place, while Splitless remain in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 9 & 10: In a rather lopsided matchup, the wrathful C.I.C.K. Ass 2 found their destiny gripped in the icy hands of the endearing BDE. Reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his 604 series, CICK collected 3 wins against BDE. Meanwhile, Jeremy Cline with his slightly-off 523 series inspired BDE to a single win. C.I.C.K. Ass 2 remains in 2nd place, while BDE sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Bowlers who crashed the party at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (204,225), Cory Chorpenning (209), Dennis Walling (214), Ian Goetz (213), James Tott (223), and Ken M. Wilson (208,226)

A new personal high game was set tonight by James Tott (223, previous best 219). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by James Tott (560, previous best 521).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Cory Chorpenning creamed Division 1, while Dennis Walling eradicated Division 2. Freda Schroeder rolled her ass to the top of Division 3, and Jared Nuhn routed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Michael Gordon reigns over Division 1; Rob Kaszuba leads Division 2; Conor Clarke tops Division 3; and Jared Nuhn calls the shots Division 4.


Bowling Through Time

This Week's Results vs Spring 2008:

  1. The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... went 3-1 against 3 Dudes and a Doll
  2. Pin Is King 2 went 2-2 against It's Britney, Bitch
  3. Rear Admirals went 4-0 against Bad Newz Kennels
  4. Bowl Movements went 4-0 against Split Happens
  5. See you next Tuesday! went 3-1 against Dios Mios
  6. Scared Splitless went 1-3 against You Don't Know Sh!t
  7. C.I.C.K. Ass 2 went 4-0 against Sofa King Good
  8. BDE went 4-0 against Ebowla

Current Standings:

  • C.I.C.K. Ass 2: 28-8
  • See you next Tuesday!: 27-9
  • Pin Is King 2: 23-13
  • The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good...: 22.5-13.5
  • Bowl Movements: 18.5-17.5
  • Rear Admirals: 16-20
  • Scared Splitless: 16-20
  • BDE: 15.5-20.5

The top 4 teams in terms of points at the end of the season will win extra cash.

Individual Standings

DIVISION 1

1. Carl Goetz   20.5 (+1)
2. Michael Gordon   19.5 (+1)
3. Ian Goetz   19 (+3)
4. Jeremy Cline   19 (+1)
5. Ken M. Wilson   17 (+2)
6. Matthew Taylor   16 (+1)
7. Aaron Barber   16 (+3)
8. Cory Chorpenning   13 (+4)
  DIVISION 2

1. Nick Kinney   22 (+1)
2. Scott Murdock   21 (+3)
3. Dennis Walling   20.5 (+4)
4. Jonathan Vigliaturo   20 (+3)
5. Seth Gunderson   20 (+3)
6. AJ Hofmann   17 (+4)
7. Rob Kaszuba   15 (+3.5)
8. Ben Spencer   13.5
DIVISION 3

1. Curtis Whiles   23 (+1)
2. James Tott   22 (+3)
3. JoAnne Gordon   20.5 (+1)
4. Conor Clarke   19.5 (+3)
5. Jeremy Varnell   18.5 (+2)
6. Luke Melton   17.5 (+0.5)
7. Freda Schroeder   13.5 (+1)
8. Joe Meyer   12.5 (+3)
  DIVISION 4

1. Jared Nuhn   18.5 (+4)
2. Alison Radke   18 (+3)
3. Brian Bockelman   18 (+3)
4. Michael Whiles   14.5 (+1)
5. Tony Marin   14
6. Dennis Cummings   14 (+3)
7. Ben Conaghan   13.5

The top 4 individuals in terms of points in each division at the end of the season will win extra cash.

See more detailed results and all past here.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 3&4, 5th-place BDE will roll against 8th-place Scared Splitless (estimated hcp 52). BDE is expected to roll a little low and get swept; while Splitless are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 5&6, 2nd-place C.I.C.K. Ass 2 will compete against 1st-place See you next Tuesday! (hcp 90). CICK might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Next Tuesday ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 7&8, 4th-place The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Too will meet with 7th-place Rear Admirals (hcp 6). James Tott School for B's will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Admirals will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 9&10, 3rd-place Pin Is King 2 will chill with 6th-place Bowl Movements (hcp 153). Kings are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Movements are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


James Tott
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


James Tott
Runner Up:
AJ Hofmann

  #1 H2H BOWLER


AJ Hofmann
Runner Up:
James Tott

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Yesss!!!!!!"

"Aww, come on, The People wanted her to get that one."

"Well I didn't."


Conor Clarke, then Ben, then Conor, when the ball return caught a wobbling pin just in time to prevent Freda from getting a strike.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 See you next Tuesday! 29-7 .806 18,650 n/a
2 C.I.C.K. Ass 2 25-11 .694 21,723 n/a
3 Pin Is King 2 20-16 .556 19,157 n/a
4 The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... 17-19 .472 15,051 +1
5 BDE 15.5-20.5 .431 15,925 -1
6 Bowl Movements 14-22 .389 11,023 n/a
7 Rear Admirals 13.5-22.5 .375 14,846 n/a
8 Scared Splitless 8-28 .222 13,952 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 604
Carl Goetz - 593
Cory Chorpenning - 592
Ian Goetz - 588
James Tott - 560
Freda Schroeder - 455
Alison Radke - 392
JoAnne Barber - 345
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
James Tott - 701
AJ Hofmann - 656
Conor Clarke - 645
Jared Nuhn - 643
Dennis Walling - 630
Freda Schroeder - 582
Alison Radke - 579
JoAnne Barber - 527
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 226
Carl Goetz - 225
James Tott - 223
Dennis Walling - 214
Ian Goetz - 213
Freda Schroeder - 160
Alison Radke - 159
JoAnne Barber - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
James Tott - 270
Jared Nuhn - 244
Dennis Walling - 238
Jeremy Varnell - 234
AJ Hofmann - 233
Conor Clarke - 233 (t)
Alison Radke - 221
Freda Schroeder - 202
JoAnne Barber - 200
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
James Tott - 82
Jared Nuhn - 60
Jeremy Varnell - 48
Dennis Walling - 44
AJ Hofmann - 43
Alison Radke - 37
JoAnne Barber - 16
Freda Schroeder - 13


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