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SPRING 2008

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Spring 2008 was our 17th season. The Championship Team was Bad Newz Kennels (44-20) starring Aubrey Moren, Phil Schroeder, Dennis Laube, and Freda Schroeder. While it seems impossible there was once a time without this man, Rob Kaszuba (17 seasons) made his debut in this season. Also debuting this season: Aubrey Moren (23 seasons) and Jason Garcia (3 seasons). Saying goodbye to us at the end of this season included Nik Domann, John Richardson, Don Glasscock, Brian Henderson, and Shaun Crockett.

In week 9 (March 18, 2008) Freda Schroeder picked up high game (165) and series (471) for the women. As for the men, Don Glasscock had high game with a 266, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 629.

The top song in the US: "Love In This Club" by Usher featuring Young Jeezy, while the #1 film in theaters was "Horton Hears a Who!" starring Jim Carrey and about a dozen other big-name comedians. Events in the news this week: Dick Cheney visits Baghdad for observe the 5th anniversary of the US invasion but unfortunately chooses not to stay. And some sort of crisis involving something called subprime mortgage loans was brewing, but that won't affect anybody, right?
Fall 2019 Team 5
The James Tott Center for...
Lane 3 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
JoAnne
Barber
123
140
115
90
345
AJ
Hofmann
153
169
193
174
536
Jeremy
Varnell
133
180
113
130
423
James
Tott
146
195
223
142
560

Subtotal
555
684
644
536
1864
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 6
3 Dudes and a Doll
Lane 28 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Chris
Rigdon
172
185
253
149
587
Jason
Garcia
127
108
102
132
342
John
Richardson
145
127
134
178
439
Ryan
Doll
175
214
147
177
538

  Subtotal
619
634
636
636
1906
  Handicap
0
0
0
0
0
  TOTAL
619
634
636
636
1906
  Wins


Fall 2019 Team 6
Pin Is King 2
Lane 4 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Michael
Gordon
180
180
173
151
504
Ben
Spencer
171
156
159
121
436
Dennis
Walling
171
173
214
171
558
Matthew
Taylor
184
133
188
134
455

Subtotal
706
642
734
577
1953
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 5
It's Britney, Bitch
Lane 22 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Sabrina
Gray
116
102
133
123
358
Sarah
Buchanan
110
100
125
99
324
Amy
Goodnow
103
99
117
85
301
Jeff
Unseld
125
(125)
(125)
(125)
(375)

  Subtotal
454
426
500
432
1358
  Handicap
201
201
201
201
603
  TOTAL
655
627
701
633
1961
  Wins

Fall 2019 Team 7
Rear Admirals
Lane 5 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Dennis
Cummings
108
124
96
115
335
Jared
Nuhn
125
138
181
135
454
Freda
Schroeder
148
160
146
149
455
Scott
Murdock
166
149
155
193
497

Subtotal
547
571
578
592
1741
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 8
Bad Newz Kennels
Lane 19 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Aubrey
Moren
144
93
147
148
388
Phil
Schroeder
165
163
129
150
442
Dennis
Laube
168
167
167
211
545
Freda
Schroeder
165
165
149
157
471

  Subtotal
642
588
592
666
1846
  Handicap
0
0
0
0
0
  TOTAL
642
588
592
666
1846
  Wins


Fall 2019 Team 8
Bowl Movements
Lane 6 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Conor
Clarke
158
159
197
181
537
Ben
Conaghan
103
94
102
98
294
Spencer
Bergstrand
145
168
142
126
436
Joe
Meyer
142
149
143
140
432

Subtotal
548
570
584
545
1699
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 7
Split Happens
Lane 26 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Ryan
Simonet
144
(144)
(144)
(144)
(432)
Cindy
Palmer
106
(106)
(106)
(106)
(318)
Ryan
Schooley
137
(137)
(137)
(137)
(411)
Ben
Carmean
132
(132)
(132)
(132)
(396)

  Subtotal
519
519
519
519
1557
  Handicap
23
23
23
23
69
  TOTAL
542
542
542
542
1626
  Wins


Fall 2019 Team 3
See you next Tuesday!
Lane 7 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Jonathan
Vigliaturo
165
(165)
(165)
(165)
(495)
Nick
Kinney
173
153
179
175
507
Seth
Gunderson
175
(175)
(175)
(175)
(525)
Aaron
Barber
177
178
142
185
505

Subtotal
690
671
661
700
2032
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 4
Dios Mios
Lane 24 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
John
Keck
121
103
84
131
318
Kris
Hiestand
144
227
168
145
540
Bill
Krejci
184
170
169
207
546
Dave
Winger
140
115
138
130
383

  Subtotal
589
615
559
613
1787
  Handicap
80
80
80
80
240
  TOTAL
669
695
639
693
2027
  Wins

Fall 2019 Team 4
Scared Splitless
Lane 8 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Michael
Whiles
116
102
99
103
304
Luke
Melton
127
126
125
120
371
Curtis
Whiles
154
165
142
156
463
Vacancy
1
120
(120)
(120)
(120)
(360)

Subtotal
517
513
486
499
1498
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 3
You Don't Know Sh!t
Lane 27 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
David
Parre
174
135
188
169
492
Kendall
Kukowski
170
169
184
172
525
Duncan
Ferber
189
148
201
226
575
Cory
Chorpenning
203
176
215
238
629

  Subtotal
736
628
788
805
2221
  Handicap
0
0
0
0
0
  TOTAL
736
628
788
805
2221
  Wins


Fall 2019 Team 1
C.I.C.K. Ass 2
Lane 9 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Cory
Chorpenning
194
194
189
209
592
Ian
Goetz
200
185
190
213
588
Carl
Goetz
208
164
225
204
593
Ken
Wilson
201
170
226
208
604

Subtotal
803
713
830
834
2377
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 2
Sofa King Good
Lane 21 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Angela
Bradford
170
153
152
164
469
John
Koehler
146
93
146
116
355
Jennifer
Seefeldt
153
(153)
(153)
(153)
(459)
Don
Glasscock
218
214
148
266
628

  Subtotal
687
613
599
699
1911
  Handicap
92
92
92
92
276
  TOTAL
779
705
691
791
2187
  Wins


Fall 2019 Team 2
BDE
Lane 10 - October 15, 2019
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series Indv
Hcp
Jeremy
Cline
187
190
148
185
523
Brian
Bockelman
123
106
110
126
342
Alison
Radke
124
(122)
159
111
392
Rob
Kaszuba
149
155
161
144
460

Subtotal
583
573
578
566
1717
 
Handicap
 
TOTAL
 
Wins  
   -VS-   
Spring 2008 Team 1
Ebowla
Lane 25 - March 18, 2008
Indv
Hcp
  Avg G1 G2 G3 Series
Brian
Henderson
124
115
121
166
402
Tom
Finley
119
106
90
93
289
Chris
Lewis
137
95
176
105
376
Travis
Kleiner
150
156
146
100
402

  Subtotal
530
472
533
464
1469
  Handicap
42
42
42
42
126
  TOTAL
572
514
575
506
1595
  Wins


Leader Boards

This Week's Results vs Spring 2008:

  1. The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... went 3-1 against 3 Dudes and a Doll
  2. Pin Is King 2 went 2-2 against It's Britney, Bitch
  3. Rear Admirals went 4-0 against Bad Newz Kennels
  4. Bowl Movements went 4-0 against Split Happens
  5. See you next Tuesday! went 3-1 against Dios Mios
  6. Scared Splitless went 1-3 against You Don't Know Sh!t
  7. C.I.C.K. Ass 2 went 4-0 against Sofa King Good
  8. BDE went 4-0 against Ebowla

Current Standings:

The top 4 teams in terms of points at the end of the season will win extra cash.

Individual Standings

DIVISION 1
1.Carl Goetz  20.5 (+1)
2.Michael Gordon  19.5 (+1)
3.Ian Goetz  19 (+3)
4.Jeremy Cline  19 (+1)
5.Ken M. Wilson  17 (+2)
6.Aaron Barber  16 (+3)
7.Matthew Taylor  16 (+1)
8.Cory Chorpenning  13 (+4)
  DIVISION 2
1.Nick Kinney  22 (+1)
2.Scott Murdock  21 (+3)
3.Dennis Walling  20.5 (+4)
4.Jonathan Vigliaturo  20 (+3)
5.Seth Gunderson  20 (+3)
6.AJ Hofmann  17 (+4)
7.Rob Kaszuba  15 (+3.5)
8.Ben Spencer  13.5
  DIVISION 3
1.Curtis Whiles  23 (+1)
2.James Tott  22 (+3)
3.JoAnne Barber  20.5 (+1)
4.Conor Clarke  19.5 (+3)
5.Jeremy Varnell  18.5 (+2)
6.Luke Melton  17.5 (+0.5)
7.Freda Schroeder  13.5 (+1)
8.Joe Meyer  12.5 (+3)
  DIVISION 4
1.Jared Nuhn  18.5 (+4)
2.Brian Bockelman  18 (+3)
3.Alison Radke  18 (+3)
4.Michael Whiles  14.5 (+1)
5.Dennis Cummings  14 (+3)
6.Tony Marin  14
7.Ben Conaghan  13.5

The top 4 individuals in terms of points in each division at the end of the season will win extra cash.


Game Rules

Every week we will feature one of our past bowling seasons, and each team will roll (virtually) against their counterpart's opponent from that past season. Scoring is done with the standard 80% handicap, and the four teams with the best win-loss records at the end of the season will all win extra cash!

But that's not all. Each week you as an individual bowler are rolling against the past-season bowler opposite you in the lineup. Use a 100% handicap when scoring, just like in the Tournament of Champions. Earn points for each victory (or half a point for each tie). Borrowing the Tournament of Champions divisions, the top four points-earners in each division will also win extra cash! But there are a couple of caveats for the one-on-one games:

Game Rules

  1. You don't need to worry about doing anything but bowling. We will be tracking it all for you.


  2. The season that will be featured each week will not be revealed in advance.


  3. The schedule was determined in advance before any current team numbers were assigned.


  4. Changing your bowling order does not change who your past opponent is at the individual level. Whomever is opposite you on the printed sheet each Tuesday is who you face regardless of any changes your team makes to the bowling order.


  5. In the event of any ties, the ties will be broken by an impartial method to be determined by Scott and AJ at the end of the season.


  6. Online tracking and leaderboards will begin in week 4, when the ToC divisions are known. (Until then we will be tracking on paper.)


  7. For the team vs team games, use an 80% handicap. 1 point is earned for each win, 0.5 point for each tie, for a maximum of 4 team points each week.


  8. Subs count towards the results of the team games.


  9. For the individual bowler games, use a 100% handicap against the past opponent. 1 point is earned for each win, 0.5 point for each tie, for a maximum of 4 team points each week. (Exceptions, max of 3 points if either is blind for all 3 games, and minus 1 point if you lose a game against your past self.)


  10. Team prizes will be paid lump sum to each winning team at the awards ceremony, it is up to your team to determine how to divide it up.


  11. Individual prizes will be paid directly to each individual at the award ceremony.


  12. This is a one-time-only game. If we ever play it again, it probably won't be until Fall 2024.