The tweltfh week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (201) and series (582) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (251) and series (708) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Empire Strikes Back alternated splits with Bowlumpkin. Topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his spectacular 708 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against Bowlumpkin. In the midst of this, AJ Taylor dominated Bowlumpkin with his above-average 447 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Bowlumpkin plunges 2 spots to 7th.
On lanes 27 & 28: The Prak Attack faced off against Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Blessed by Shane Pfaffly with his powerful 491 series, the Attack celebrated a clean sweep over the Schlitz. Conversely, Angela Bradford guided the Schlitz with her wondrous 582 despite her team getting swept. The Prak Attack leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the Schlitz sinks 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 29 & 30: Lil' Devils alternated between bowling and dry humping 3 Pin Moon. Even though highlighted by the skills of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 460 series, Lil' Devils accomplished only 1 win against 3 Pin Moon. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll took the lead in 3 Pin Moon with his 568 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Lil' Devils remains in 4th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: No Pinheads did battle with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Demonstrating the prowess of Aubrey Moren with his amazing 594 series, the Pinheads split the series with the Urban Achievers. On the other side, Mitch Kempker oversaw the Urban Achievers with his 562 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Greg Shelton) as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads remains in 6th place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (201,201), Aubrey Moren (206,204), Carl Goetz (251,246,211), Ken M. Wilson (203), and Mitch Kempker (215)
A new
personal high game was set tonight by
Sarah Sauer (180, previous best 175). In addition, a new
personal best series was rolled by Aubrey Moren (594, previous best 585).
Adding to the excitement, the 708 rolled by Carl Goetz is this season's new high series for men.
The 582 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 5th-best women's series in league history!
The 708 rolled by Carl Goetz is tied for the 7th-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz shut down Division 1, while Angela Bradford decimated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Andrea Caudillo came closest), and Lawrence Prak spanked Division 4.
In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson dominates Division 1; Angela Bradford and Brett Schroeder run the show in Division 2 in a tie; Janelle (Laube) Lamar tops Division 3; and Lawrence Prak leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place No Pinheads will face 5th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 137). The Pinheads are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Attack is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 107) will hang out with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. Bowlumpkin might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 29&30, 2nd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will spend some quality time with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 114). The Schlitz will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Urban Achievers will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 31&32, 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 158) will test their mettle against 1st-place Empire Strikes Back. Lil' Devils are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Empire is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I tried to be discrete, but Greg caught me coveting his big ball bag."
Angela Bradford, unable to keep her eyes off it.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
On lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads waged a heated competition against Bowlumpkin. Highlighting the skills of trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his above-average 544 series, the Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over Bowlumpkin. On the flipside, AJ Taylor mastered Bowlumpkin with his 440 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads leap 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Bowlumpkin sinks 1 spot to 6th. 
On lanes 27 & 28: 
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