The sixth week of Spring 2010 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (215) and series (512) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 215, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: 3 Pin Moon matched wits with No Pinheads. Headlined by Ryan Doll with his 567 series, 3 Pin Moon celebrated a clean sweep over the Pinheads. On the flipside, Aubrey Moren called the shots for the Pinheads with his below-average 508 despite his team getting swept. 3 Pin Moon leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Pinheads sink 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 27 & 28: The Prak Attack took turns kicking the ball return with Bowlumpkin. In spite of the prowess of Shane Pfaffly with his above-average 476 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. On the adjacent lane, Most Valuable Bowler Orion Kinkaid laid down the law in Bowlumpkin with his commanding 505 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Bowlumpkin moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Empire Strikes Back. Reinforced by Angela Bradford with her 512 series, the Schlitz collected 3 wins against the Empire. In the meantime, Carl Goetz mastered the Empire with his 585 despite his team notching only a single win. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Empire sinks 1 spot to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers kept grabbing the balls of Lil' Devils. In spite of top-billing by Greg Shelton with his above-average 405 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by Lil' Devils. Countering this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Janelle (Laube) Lamar commanded Lil' Devils with her staggering 494 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers plummet 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Lil' Devils jump 3 spots to 5th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (203), Angela Bradford (215), Carl Goetz (202), Orion Kinkaid (208), Ryan Doll (215), and Shane Pfaffly (201)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Janelle (Laube) Lamar (197, previous best 195). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Orion Kinkaid (505, previous best 483).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson decimated Division 1, while Scott Murdock walloped Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar claimed victory in Division 3, and Orion Kinkaid got the better of Division 4. In terms of overall points: Aubrey Moren and Bob Brunker call the shots in Division 1 in a tie; Adam Messner and Phil Schroeder lead Division 2 in a tie; Greg Shelton tops Division 3; and Orion Kinkaid, Sabrina Gray, and Bill Riley lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will chuck some balls with 5th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 88). The Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Lil' Devils are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 167) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Empire Strikes Back. The Urban Achievers might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 8th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 153) will test their mettle against 1st-place 3 Pin Moon. The Attack will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 2nd-place No Pinheads will face 6th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 120). The Pinheads are predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Bowlumpkin; while Bowlumpkin is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Orion Kinkaid Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Janelle Lamar Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid	#1 H2H BOWLER Janelle (Laube) Lamar Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..." Rob Kaszuba, on his recent conversion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	3 Pin Moon	17.5-6.5	.729	12,036	+1
2	No Pinheads	16-8	.667	12,194	-1
3	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	13-11	.542	11,165	+1
4	Empire Strikes Back	12-12	.500	12,485	-1
5	Lil' Devils	10-14	.417	9,070	+3
6	Bowlumpkin	9.5-14.5	.396	9,986	+1
7	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	9-15	.375	9,255	-2
8	The Prak Attack	9-15	.375	8,515	-2

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 585 Ryan Doll - 567 Ken Wilson - 526 Aubrey Moren - 508 Orion Kinkaid - 505	Angela Bradford - 512 Janelle Lamar - 494 Freda Schroeder - 484 Andrea Caudillo - 438 Sabrina Gray - 406
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 668 Shane Pfaffly - 622 Scott Murdock - 615 Brett Schroeder - 608 Ryan Doll - 603	Janelle Lamar - 671 Angela Bradford - 600 Andrea Caudillo - 594 Sabrina Gray - 593 Amy Goodnow - 553
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 215 Orion Kinkaid - 208 Adam Messner - 203 Carl Goetz - 202 Shane Pfaffly - 201	Angela Bradford - 215 Janelle Lamar - 197 Andrea Caudillo - 169 Freda Schroeder - 167 Sabrina Gray - 164
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 262 Shane Pfaffly - 249 Brett Schroeder - 233 Ryan Doll - 227 Adam Messner - 225	Janelle Lamar - 256 Angela Bradford - 244 Sabrina Gray - 226 Andrea Caudillo - 221 Amy Goodnow - 196
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Orion Kinkaid - 76 Shane Pfaffly - 62 Brett Schroeder - 44 Scott Murdock - 32 Adam Messner - 31	Janelle Lamar - 71 Angela Bradford - 52 Sabrina Gray - 42 Andrea Caudillo - 34 Amy Goodnow - 13

The fifth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (204) and series (527) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 232, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 569. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Lil' Devils shared a few beers with Empire Strikes Back. Despite being led by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her above-average 405 series, Lil' Devils got swept by the Empire. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Empire with his 569 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis) as they swept the competition. Lil' Devils remains in 8th place, while the Empire moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 27 & 28: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz accepted a challenge by Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. With top billing by Angela Bradford with her above-average 527 series, the Schlitz collected 3 wins against the Urban Achievers. Across the ball return, Greg Shelton commanded the Urban Achievers with his phenomenal 453 despite his team notching only a single win. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Urban Achievers plunge 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 29 & 30: No Pinheads waged a heated competition against The Prak Attack. Starring Phil Schroeder with his amazing 565 series, the Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Attack. On the other half of the score sheet, Shane Pfaffly shined in the Attack with his 426 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 1st place, while the Attack remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Bowlumpkin sparred with 3 Pin Moon. Though reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rich Foster and his astonishing 567 series, Bowlumpkin missed getting swept by 3 Pin Moon by just one pin. On the adjacent lane, Ryan Doll guided 3 Pin Moon with his 567 as his team took the series with 3.5 wins. Bowlumpkin remains in 7th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 2nd.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204), Aubrey Moren (205), Carl Goetz (217), Phil Schroeder (232), Rich Foster (212), and Ryan Doll (201)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Tiffany Schmidt (171, previous best 161). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Rich Foster (567, previous best 520) and Tiffany Schmidt (380, previous best 377).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker creamed Division 1, while Phil Schroeder trounced Division 2. Greg Shelton creamed Division 3, and Bill Riley swept Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker governs Division 1; Phil Schroeder dominates Division 2; Andrea Caudillo and Greg Shelton run the show in Division 3 in a tie; and Sabrina Gray and Bill Riley lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place 3 Pin Moon (hcp 16) will hang out with 1st-place No Pinheads. 3 Pin Moon is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with the Pinheads; while the Pinheads are forecast to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 40) will battle 7th-place Bowlumpkin. The Attack might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Bowlumpkin; while Bowlumpkin ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 4th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 68) will chuck some balls with 3rd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Schlitz will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 5th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 10) will match wits with 8th-place Lil' Devils. The Urban Achievers are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Lil' Devils are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Chris Lewis Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Rich Foster Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Rich Foster Runner Up: Greg Shelton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I sure could have used a little Haiti action tonight." Brett Schroeder, on his difficulty getting pins to fall.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	No Pinheads	16-4	.800	10,316	n/a
2	3 Pin Moon	13.5-6.5	.675	10,066	n/a
3	Empire Strikes Back	11-9	.550	10,456	+1
4	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	10-10	.500	9,253	+1
5	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	9-11	.450	7,802	-2
6	The Prak Attack	8-12	.400	7,016	n/a
7	Bowlumpkin	6.5-13.5	.325	8,203	n/a
8	Lil' Devils	6-14	.300	7,434	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 569 Rich Foster - 567 Ryan Doll - 567 (t) Phil Schroeder - 565 Aubrey Moren - 525 Bob Brunker - 522	Angela Bradford - 527 Freda Schroeder - 519 Sabrina Gray - 414 Sarah Sauer - 407 Janelle Lamar - 405
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Rich Foster - 703 Phil Schroeder - 670 Greg Shelton - 642 Chris Lewis - 635 Brett Schroeder - 629	Sabrina Gray - 639 Angela Bradford - 625 Tiffany Schmidt - 593 Janelle Lamar - 587 Freda Schroeder - 581
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Phil Schroeder - 232 Carl Goetz - 217 Rich Foster - 212 Aubrey Moren - 205 Ryan Doll - 201	Angela Bradford - 204 Freda Schroeder - 180 Tiffany Schmidt - 171 Sabrina Gray - 168 Janelle Lamar - 161
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 267 Rich Foster - 257 Brett Schroeder - 230 Chris Lewis - 230 (t) Lawrence Prak - 229 Greg Shelton - 229 (t)	Sabrina Gray - 243 Tiffany Schmidt - 242 Angela Bradford - 236 Janelle Lamar - 221 Sarah Sauer - 205
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Phil Schroeder - 76 Rich Foster - 69 Lawrence Prak - 50 Greg Shelton - 45 Chris Lewis - 42 Brett Schroeder - 42 (t)	Sabrina Gray - 62 Tiffany Schmidt - 60 Angela Bradford - 45 Janelle Lamar - 37 Sarah Sauer - 17

The fourth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (204) and series (549) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (232) and series (610) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads tussled with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Led by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 549 series, the Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Urban Achievers. As for the opposition, Jim Flath oversaw the Urban Achievers with his 373 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 1st place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 3rd.

On lanes 27 & 28: Lil' Devils entered a showdown to the death with 3 Pin Moon. Topped by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 444 series, Lil' Devils split the series with 3 Pin Moon. Conversely, Most Valuable Bowler Adam Messner drew the spotlight in 3 Pin Moon with his outstanding 589 as they matched their opponent in wins. Lil' Devils remains in 8th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 2nd.

On lanes 29 & 30: Empire Strikes Back hung out with Bowlumpkin. Showcasing #1 Head-to-Head Ian Goetz and his powerful 610 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against Bowlumpkin. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power-Ranked Orion Kinkaid guided Bowlumpkin with his exceptional 481 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Bowlumpkin plunges 2 spots to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: The Prak Attack spent some quality time with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. With the strength of Shane Pfaffly with his above-average 447 series, the Attack split the series with the Schlitz. On the flipside, Clay Mellgren reigned supreme in the Schlitz with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Prak Attack remains in 6th place, while the Schlitz sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (224,211), Carl Goetz (224), Freda Schroeder (204), Ian Goetz (232,200), and Shane Pfaffly (203)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Adam Messner (224, previous best 215). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Adam Messner (589, previous best 541).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ian Goetz clobbered Division 1, while Adam Messner walloped Division 2. Andrea Caudillo creamed Division 3, and Sabrina Gray creamed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ian Goetz runs the show in Division 1; Adam Messner tops Division 2; Andrea Caudillo calls the shots for Division 3; and Sabrina Gray governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 162) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Empire Strikes Back. Lil' Devils are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 5th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will socialize with 3rd-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 94). The Schlitz might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Urban Achievers ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 1st-place No Pinheads will test their mettle against 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 182). The Pinheads will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Attack will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 7th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 116) will battle 2nd-place 3 Pin Moon. Bowlumpkin is predicted to perform well and win the series; while 3 Pin Moon is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Adam Messner Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Orion Kinkaid Runner Up: Adam Messner	#1 H2H BOWLER Ian Goetz Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" Kim Shelton, and by 'Karl Hungus', she of course means Jim Flath

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	No Pinheads	13-3	.813	8,242	n/a
2	3 Pin Moon	10-6	.625	8,019	n/a
3	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	8-8	.500	6,296	n/a
4	Empire Strikes Back	7-9	.438	8,365	+3
5	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	7-9	.438	7,410	-1
6	The Prak Attack	7-9	.438	5,499	n/a
7	Bowlumpkin	6-10	.375	6,455	-2
8	Lil' Devils	6-10	.375	5,919	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ian Goetz - 610 Adam Messner - 589 Carl Goetz - 587 Aubrey Moren - 538 Ken Wilson - 523	Freda Schroeder - 549 Andrea Caudillo - 444 Angela Bradford - 419 Amy Goodnow - 387 Janelle Lamar - 356
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ian Goetz - 677 Orion Kinkaid - 675 Adam Messner - 665 Shane Pfaffly - 603 Carl Goetz - 601	Freda Schroeder - 616 Andrea Caudillo - 609 Amy Goodnow - 581 Janelle Lamar - 533 Kim Shelton - 521
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ian Goetz - 232 Adam Messner - 224 Carl Goetz - 224 (t) Shane Pfaffly - 203 Aubrey Moren - 197 Ken Wilson - 197 (t) Orion Kinkaid - 190	Freda Schroeder - 204 Angela Bradford - 170 Andrea Caudillo - 166 Amy Goodnow - 142 Janelle Lamar - 131
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Shane Pfaffly - 255 Orion Kinkaid - 254 Ian Goetz - 254 (t) Adam Messner - 249 Joe Longstreet - 240	Freda Schroeder - 226 Andrea Caudillo - 221 Amy Goodnow - 206 Angela Bradford - 197 Kim Shelton - 190 Janelle Lamar - 190 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Orion Kinkaid - 71 Shane Pfaffly - 68 Ian Goetz - 60 Adam Messner - 56 Joe Longstreet - 56 (t) AJ Taylor - 31 Lawrence Prak - 31 (t)	Andrea Caudillo - 35 Freda Schroeder - 32 Amy Goodnow - 23 Kim Shelton - 12 Janelle Lamar - 5

The third week of Spring 2010 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (215) and series (588) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz and Ryan Doll both tied for this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 642. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlumpkin couldn't stop inappropriately groping Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Notwithstanding the leadership of Dave Winger with his dazzling 470 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler AJ Taylor, Bowlumpkin accomplished only 1 win against the Schlitz. Across the ball return, Bob Brunker commanded the Schlitz with his above-average 554 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlumpkin drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Schlitz jumps 3 spots to 4th.

On lanes 27 & 28: Empire Strikes Back took turns kicking the ball return with The Prak Attack. Blessed by #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his powerful 642 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against the Attack. In the meantime, Shane Pfaffly reigned supreme in the Attack with his above-average 445 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Attack remains in 6th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Lil' Devils tussled with No Pinheads. Even though highlighted by the skills of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 420 series, Lil' Devils got swept by the Pinheads. While that was going down, #1 Power-Ranked Freda Schroeder shined in the Pinheads with her miraculous 588 as they swept the competition. Lil' Devils plummet 3 spots in the standings to 8th place, while the Pinheads move 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: 3 Pin Moon spent a romantic evening with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Though featuring Ryan Doll with his 574 series, 3 Pin Moon accomplished only 1 win against the Urban Achievers. On the other half of the score sheet, Sarah Sauer dominated the Urban Achievers with her above-average 442 as her team took the series with 3 wins. 3 Pin Moon drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 3rd.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (207,225,210), Freda Schroeder (215), Ken M. Wilson (201), Ryan Doll (225), and Shane Pfaffly (224)

New personal high games were set tonight by Dave Winger (189, previous best 187) and AJ Taylor (171, previous best 167).

Freda Schroeder earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 215 and 588, respectively. In addition, Carl Goetz bagged the season's men's high series with his 642.

The 588 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 4th-best women's series in league history!

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1 1. Carl Goetz 2. Ryan Doll 3. Ken Wilson 4. Aubrey Moren 5. Dennis Laube 6. Bob Brunker 7. Ian Goetz 8. Freda Schroeder

DIVISION 2 1. Adam Messner 2. Angela Bradford 3. Rob Kaszuba 4. Phil Schroeder 5. Scott Murdock 6. Brett Schroeder 7. Chris Lewis 8. Sarah Sauer

DIVISION 3 1. Dave Winger 2. Shane Pfaffly 3. AJ Taylor 4. Andrea Caudillo 5. Jim Flath 6. Janelle Lamar 7. Greg Shelton 8. Joe Longstreet

DIVISION 4 1. Orion Kinkaid 2. Amy Goodnow 3. Tiffany Schmidt 4. Sabrina Gray 5. Bill Riley 6. Lawrence Prak 7. Kim Shelton

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place No Pinheads will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 164). The Pinheads are expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Urban Achievers are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 8th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 142) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place 3 Pin Moon. Lil' Devils might perform well and just barely win the series; while 3 Pin Moon ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 7th-place Empire Strikes Back will chill with 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 145). The Empire will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Bowlumpkin will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 123) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. The Attack is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Schlitz is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB AJ Taylor Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Freda Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Angela Bradford, letting her inner führer out.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	No Pinheads	10-2	.833	6,212	+1
2	3 Pin Moon	8-4	.667	6,088	-1
3	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	7-5	.583	4,905	n/a
4	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	5-7	.417	5,645	+3
5	Bowlumpkin	5-7	.417	4,800	-1
6	The Prak Attack	5-7	.417	4,064	n/a
7	Empire Strikes Back	4-8	.333	6,237	+1
8	Lil' Devils	4-8	.333	4,399	-3

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 642 Ryan Doll - 574 Ken Wilson - 571 Bob Brunker - 554 Dennis Laube - 520	Freda Schroeder - 588 Angela Bradford - 533 Sarah Sauer - 442 Andrea Caudillo - 420 Tiffany Schmidt - 359
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 680 Dave Winger - 638 Bob Brunker - 623 Ken Wilson - 619 Shane Pfaffly - 615	Freda Schroeder - 684 Angela Bradford - 626 Kim Shelton - 613 Andrea Caudillo - 595 Sarah Sauer - 590
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 225 Ryan Doll - 225 (t) Shane Pfaffly - 224 Ken Wilson - 201 Ian Goetz - 190 Dave Winger - 189	Freda Schroeder - 215 Angela Bradford - 181 Andrea Caudillo - 158 Sarah Sauer - 157 Tiffany Schmidt - 147
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Shane Pfaffly - 280 Dave Winger - 245 Carl Goetz - 237 Ryan Doll - 230 AJ Taylor - 230 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 247 Tiffany Schmidt - 222 Kim Shelton - 217 Andrea Caudillo - 216 Angela Bradford - 212
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Shane Pfaffly - 95 Dave Winger - 59 AJ Taylor - 45 Carl Goetz - 41 Chris Lewis - 36	Freda Schroeder - 55 Kim Shelton - 42 Tiffany Schmidt - 41 Andrea Caudillo - 31 Angela Bradford - 20