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Spring 2009, Week 11

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 31 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 11 Robo-RecapThe eleventh week of Spring 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (164) and series (455) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 233, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 608. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chicks With Balls faced off against Chico's Bail Bonds. Although topped by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her above-average 439 series, the Chicks got swept by Chico's. Concurrently, #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson took the lead in Chico's with his miraculous 608 as they swept the competition. Chicks With Balls remains in 6th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

week11On lanes 21 & 22: XXX alternated splits with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Blessed by Tiffany Schmidt with her 320 series, XXX split the series with Wonder Friends. Meanwhile, Ryan Housknecht shined in Wonder Friends with his above-average 433 as they matched their opponent in wins. XXX remains in 10th place, while Wonder Friends remain in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, Another Season traded lane malfunctions with No Pinheads. Highlighting the skills of Duncan Ferber with his 559 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against No Pinheads. Countering this, Phil Schroeder reigned supreme in No Pinheads with his 476 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while No Pinheads sink 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich kept stealing sips of beer from Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 485 series, Turkey Sandwich got swept by Schlitz. In the meantime, Scott Murdock, Bob Brunker showed off in Schlitz with their 493 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Scott Murdock) as they swept the competition. Turkey Sandwich drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB accepted a challenge by Rule 6B. With the strength of #1 Power-Ranked Rich Foster and his stunning 500 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against Rule 6B. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll drew the spotlight in Rule 6B with his 502 despite his team notching only a single win. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Rule 6B sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (208), Cory Chorpenning (217), Duncan Ferber (233), Ken M. Wilson (226), Rich Foster (228), Rob Kaszuba (201), and Ryan Doll (203)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Eric Summers (161, previous best 159). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Chris Lewis (515, previous best 502).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson crushed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Ryan Doll came closest). Scott Murdock dominated Division 3, and Ryan Housknecht mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Ryan Doll and Chris Lewis (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz dominates Division 1; Angela Bradford and David Parre govern Division 2 in a tie; Scott Murdock is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Deena Slinkard tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 87) will face 5th-place No Pinheads. Turkey Sandwich is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while No Pinheads are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Chicks With Balls will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place WWJB (hcp 28). The Chicks might maintain their current strength as they just barely win the series; while WWJB ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will roll against 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 85). Chico's will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Rule 6B will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 159) will challenge 4th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Wonder Friends might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Another Season ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place XXX (hcp 92) will battle 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. XXX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Schlitz is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Scott Murdock
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Rich Foster
Runner Up:
Chris Lewis

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ken M. Wilson
Runner Up:
Chris Lewis

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Man, I kept grabbing AJ's ball by mistake tonight!"

Tiffany Schmidt, accidentally living the dream.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 30-14 .682 20,082 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 28.5-15.5 .648 22,737 +1
3 Rule 6B 26-18 .591 19,173 -1
4 Sh!t, Another Season 24-20 .545 22,738 +1
5 No Pinheads 24-20 .545 21,355 -1
6 Chicks With Balls 20-24 .455 16,642 n/a
7 WWJB 19-25 .432 15,691 +1
8 Turkey Sandwich 18-26 .409 17,466 -1
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 15.5-28.5 .352 15,674 n/a
10 XXX 15-29 .341 14,747 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 608
Duncan Ferber - 559
Cory Chorpenning - 555
Rob Kaszuba - 521
Chris Lewis - 515
Angela Bradford - 455
Janelle Lamar - 439
Andrea Caudillo - 389
Deena Slinkard - 375
Kelly Minihan - 360
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Rich Foster - 689
Ken Wilson - 668
Chris Lewis - 654
Rob Kaszuba - 645
Scott Murdock - 627
Janelle Lamar - 595
Sarah Sauer - 550
Amy Goodnow - 547
Angela Bradford - 546
Tiffany Schmidt - 545
Andrea Caudillo - 545 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 233
Rich Foster - 228
Ken Wilson - 226
Cory Chorpenning - 217
Bob Brunker - 208
Angela Bradford - 164
Janelle Lamar - 158
Deena Slinkard - 146
Andrea Caudillo - 142
Tiffany Schmidt - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Rich Foster - 291
Duncan Ferber - 249
Ken Wilson - 246
Rob Kaszuba - 242
Ryan Housknecht - 238
Tiffany Schmidt - 215
Janelle Lamar - 210
Sarah Sauer - 203
Deena Slinkard - 198
Angela Bradford - 194
Andrea Caudillo - 194 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rich Foster - 107
Duncan Ferber - 54
Ryan Housknecht - 53
Rob Kaszuba - 53 (t)
Eric Summers - 53 (t)
Ken Wilson - 51
Ryan Doll - 42
Tiffany Schmidt - 34
Janelle Lamar - 23
Sarah Sauer - 20
Emily Podhajsky - 13
Deena Slinkard - 11

Spring 2009, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 24 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2009 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 521. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 638. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Rule 6B kept grabbing the balls of Chico's Bail Bonds. Featuring #1 Power-Ranked Ryan Doll and his awe-inspiring 573 series, Rule 6B split the series with Chico's. While that was going down, Most Valuable Bowler Carl Goetz reigned supreme in Chico's with his outstanding 626 as they matched their opponent in wins. Rule 6B drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Chico's sink 1 spot to 3rd.

week10On lanes 21 & 22: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You took turns kicking the ball return with Sh!t, Another Season. Reinforced by Bob Brunker with his 529 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over Another Season. Meanwhile, Cory Chorpenning mastered Another Season with his above-average 638 despite his team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while Another Season sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads couldn't stop inappropriately groping Chicks With Balls. Blessed by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 507 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Chicks. Countering this, Janelle (Laube) Lamar took the lead in the Chicks with her above-average 427 despite her team notching only a single win. No Pinheads leap 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Chicks remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich alternated splits with WWJB. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his below-average 502 series, Turkey Sandwich split the series with WWJB. Conversely, AJ Taylor guided WWJB with his 380 as they matched their opponent in wins. Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th place, while WWJB remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends kept stealing sips of beer from XXX. Even though highlighted by the skills of Drew Eldridge with his 404 series, Wonder Friends got swept by XXX. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung shined in XXX with his marvelous 575 as they swept the competition. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends remains in 9th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (244), Cory Chorpenning (209,241), Duncan Ferber (202), Ken M. Wilson (215,202), Rich DeYoung (203), and Ryan Doll (218)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker got the better of Division 1, while David Parre decimated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Deena Slinkard dominated Division 4. Finally, Adam Messner (Division 3) ruled this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz leads Division 1; Angela Bradford and David Parre top Division 2 in a tie; Adam Messner holds the reins in Division 3; and Deena Slinkard reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 147) will match wits with 3rd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. The Chicks are expected to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place XXX will compete against 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 7). XXX might perform well and win the series; while Wonder Friends ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will face 4th-place No Pinheads (hcp 36). Another Season will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while No Pinheads will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 62) will test their mettle against 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Schlitz ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place WWJB (hcp 96) will meet with 2nd-place Rule 6B. WWJB is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Rule 6B is anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Rich DeYoung

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Rich DeYoung
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"He said, 'The President is near!'"

Duncan Ferber, on the recent historic inauguration.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 26-14 .650 18,266 +2
2 Rule 6B 25-15 .625 17,464 -1
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 24.5-15.5 .613 20,617 -1
4 No Pinheads 23-17 .575 19,479 +1
5 Sh!t, Another Season 21-19 .525 20,649 -1
6 Chicks With Balls 20-20 .500 15,139 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 18-22 .450 15,977 n/a
8 WWJB 16-24 .400 14,184 n/a
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 13.5-26.5 .338 14,203 n/a
10 XXX 13-27 .325 13,283 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 638
Carl Goetz - 626
Ken Wilson - 581
Rich DeYoung - 575
Ryan Doll - 573
Angela Bradford - 521
Freda Schroeder - 507
Deena Slinkard - 446
Janelle Lamar - 427
Andrea Caudillo - 375
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 674
Ryan Doll - 673
Rich DeYoung - 666
Cory Chorpenning - 657
Ken Wilson - 645
Angela Bradford - 617
Deena Slinkard - 606
Freda Schroeder - 605
Brandi Spiva - 595
Amy Goodnow - 593
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 244
Cory Chorpenning - 241
Ryan Doll - 218
Ken Wilson - 215
Rich DeYoung - 203
Freda Schroeder - 190
Angela Bradford - 179
Deena Slinkard - 164
Andrea Caudillo - 158
Janelle Lamar - 154
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 260
Ryan Doll - 251
Cory Chorpenning - 247
Ken Wilson - 236
Rich DeYoung - 233
Freda Schroeder - 222
Deena Slinkard - 217
Angela Bradford - 211
Amy Goodnow - 209
Andrea Caudillo - 209 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 64
Ryan Doll - 60
Cory Chorpenning - 49
Ken Wilson - 42
Rich DeYoung - 41
Deena Slinkard - 31
Freda Schroeder - 31 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 29
Brandi Spiva - 28
Amber Kollman - 23
Andrea Caudillo - 22
Tiffany Schmidt - 22 (t)

Spring 2009, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 17 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Spring 2009 saw five teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (202) and series (538) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 620. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: XXX spent some quality time with Rule 6B. While headlined by Rich DeYoung with his 455 series, XXX accomplished only 1 win against Rule 6B. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Ryan Doll guided Rule 6B with his above-average 522 as his team took the series with 3 wins. XXX leaps 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Rule 6B remains in 4th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: Turkey Sandwich took turns kicking the ball return with Sh!t, Another Season. Although blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Zach Frank and his splendid 560 series, Turkey Sandwich got swept by Another Season. On the other half of the score sheet, Cory Chorpenning dominated Another Season with his 597 as they swept the competition. Turkey Sandwich drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Another Season jumps 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB sparred with Chico's Bail Bonds. Though featuring AJ Taylor with his above-average 407 series, WWJB got swept by Chico's. While that was going down, David Codding called the shots for Chico's with his above-average 620 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chicks With Balls shared a platter of cheese sticks with No Pinheads. Led by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 451 series, the Chicks collected 3 wins against No Pinheads. Concurrently, Aubrey Moren oversaw No Pinheads with his 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Chicks With Balls leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while No Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You shared a few beers with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Highlighting the skills of Angela Bradford with her above-average 538 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over Wonder Friends. On the flipside, Drew Eldridge took the lead in Wonder Friends with his 408 despite his team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Wonder Friends plunge 3 spots to 9th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (202), Carl Goetz (234), Cory Chorpenning (212,212), David Codding (205,219), David Parre (214), and Zach Frank (232)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Amy Goodnow (162, previous best 148). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Amy Goodnow (394, previous best 374) and AJ Taylor (407, previous best 403).

Angela Bradford earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 202 and 538, respectively.


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz shut down Division 1, while Angela Bradford rolled her ass to the top of Division 2. Chris Lewis mopped up Division 3, and Zach Frank whipped Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Deena Slinkard (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber and Carl Goetz lead Division 1 in a tie; Angela Bradford reigns over Division 2; Chris Lewis runs the show in Division 3; and Zach Frank and Deena Slinkard call the shots in Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 128). Schlitz is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Chicks With Balls will roll against 8th-place XXX (hcp 9). The Chicks might perform well and win the series; while XXX ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 4th-place Rule 6B (hcp 99) will chill with 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Rule 6B will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Another Season will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Turkey Sandwich will match wits with 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 37). Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Wonder Friends; while Wonder Friends ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place No Pinheads (hcp 33) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. No Pinheads are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Zach Frank
Runner Up:
Amy Goodnow

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Zach Frank
Runner Up:
David Codding

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Amanda is quite the hooker."

Chris Lewis, on the curvature of Amanda's roll.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 15-5 .750 8,942 +1
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 13-7 .650 10,315 +1
3 No Pinheads 12-8 .600 9,697 -2
4 Rule 6B 12-8 .600 8,585 n/a
5 Sh!t, Another Season 10-10 .500 10,391 +2
6 Turkey Sandwich 9-11 .450 7,783 -1
7 Chicks With Balls 9-11 .450 7,435 +1
8 XXX 7-13 .350 7,112 +2
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 7-13 .350 6,859 -3
10 WWJB 6-14 .300 7,068 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 620
Cory Chorpenning - 597
Carl Goetz - 574
Zach Frank - 560
David Parre - 555
Angela Bradford - 538
Freda Schroeder - 465
Andrea Caudillo - 451
Deena Slinkard - 427
Amy Goodnow - 394
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Zach Frank - 730
David Codding - 660
David Parre - 655
Carl Goetz - 636
Scott Murdock - 633
Amy Goodnow - 648
Angela Bradford - 643
Andrea Caudillo - 614
Deena Slinkard - 599
Brandi Spiva - 581
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 234
Zach Frank - 232
David Codding - 219
David Parre - 214
Cory Chorpenning - 212
Angela Bradford - 202
Freda Schroeder - 168
Amy Goodnow - 162
Andrea Caudillo - 160
Deena Slinkard - 157
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Zach Frank - 288
Carl Goetz - 254
Scott Murdock - 248
David Parre - 247
Byron Hester - 241
Amy Goodnow - 246
Angela Bradford - 237
Deena Slinkard - 214
Andrea Caudillo - 214 (t)
Brandi Spiva - 207
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Zach Frank - 103
Byron Hester - 61
Scott Murdock - 61 (t)
Carl Goetz - 60
David Parre - 56
David Codding - 36
Phil Schroeder - 36 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 68
Angela Bradford - 46
Deena Slinkard - 29
Brandi Spiva - 28
Andrea Caudillo - 28 (t)
Amber Kollman - 24

Spring 2009, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 17 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2009 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (184) and series (513) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (215) and series (598) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB had some one-on-one time with XXX. Demonstrating the prowess of AJ Taylor with his 392 series, WWJB celebrated a clean sweep over XXX. . With XXX forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 21 & 22: Sh!t, Another Season entered a showdown to the death with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Topped by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Duncan Ferber and his above-average 598 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against Schlitz. On the other half of the score sheet, Angela Bradford oversaw Schlitz with her above-average 513 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Schlitz plunges 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends chucked gutter balls with Chicks With Balls. Highlighting the skills of Drew Eldridge with his 384 series, Wonder Friends split the series with the Chicks. While that was going down, Janelle (Laube) Lamar ruled the Chicks with her 398 as they matched their opponent in wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends drop 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while the Chicks remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads couldn't stop inappropriately groping Rule 6B. Despite being led by Dennis Laube with his 479 series, No Pinheads accomplished only 1 win against Rule 6B. Conversely, Brett Schroeder shined in Rule 6B with his 443 as his team took the series with 3 wins. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Rule 6B jumps 2 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds had a rendezvous with Turkey Sandwich. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 550 series, Chico's split the series with Turkey Sandwich. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio called the shots for Turkey Sandwich with his 526 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Duncan Ferber (215) and Jason Carpio (208)


A new personal high game was set tonight by AJ Taylor (162, previous best 161).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz creamed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Angela Bradford came closest). Janelle (Laube) Lamar walloped Division 3, and Deena Slinkard staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Duncan Ferber (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Angela Bradford dominates Division 2; Chris Lewis reigns over Division 3; and Deena Slinkard leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Rule 6B (hcp 86) will socialize with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Rule 6B is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 62) will roll against 4th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Schlitz might perform well and win the series; while Another Season ought to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place No Pinheads will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 112). No Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Chicks will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will tussle with 8th-place WWJB (hcp 63). Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while WWJB ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 4) will match wits with 10th-place XXX. Wonder Friends are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while XXX is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

David Parre, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Cory Chorpenning

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Rule 6B 23-13 .639 15,582 +2
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 22.5-13.5 .625 18,489 n/a
3 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 22-14 .611 16,309 -2
4 Sh!t, Another Season 21-15 .583 18,576 +1
5 No Pinheads 20-16 .556 17,537 -1
6 Chicks With Balls 19-17 .528 13,595 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 16-20 .444 14,371 n/a
8 WWJB 14-22 .389 12,776 +1
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 13.5-22.5 .375 12,720 -1
10 XXX 9-27 .250 11,653 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 598
Ken Wilson - 550
David Codding - 541
Carl Goetz - 526
Jason Carpio - 526 (t)
Cory Chorpenning - 511
Angela Bradford - 513
Freda Schroeder - 462
Deena Slinkard - 431
Janelle Lamar - 398
Kelly Minihan - 371
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 650
Ken Wilson - 619
Zach Frank - 596
David Parre - 586
Eric Summers - 585
Rob Kaszuba - 585 (t)
Angela Bradford - 611
Amy Goodnow - 601
Deena Slinkard - 596
Amber Kollman - 578
Freda Schroeder - 560
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 215
Jason Carpio - 208
Carl Goetz - 198
Ken Wilson - 192
David Codding - 191
Angela Bradford - 184
Freda Schroeder - 165
Deena Slinkard - 159
Janelle Lamar - 144
Sarah Sauer - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 232
Zach Frank - 226
Brett Schroeder - 226 (t)
Jason Carpio - 224
Eric Summers - 221
Angela Bradford - 216
Deena Slinkard - 214
Amber Kollman - 213
Amy Goodnow - 212
Amanda Zahnweh - 205
Sarah Sauer - 205 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Eric Summers - 41
Brett Schroeder - 38
Duncan Ferber - 37
Zach Frank - 37 (t)
Rich Foster - 34
AJ Taylor - 34 (t)
Jason Carpio - 29
Amber Kollman - 35
Amy Goodnow - 33
Deena Slinkard - 28
Angela Bradford - 25
Amanda Zahnweh - 23

Spring 2009, Week 8

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 10 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 8 Robo-RecapWe are now halfway through the Spring 2009 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (202) and series (528) for the women, while Zach Frank earned this week's high game (213) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds traded lane malfunctions with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Reinforced by David Codding with his 557 series, Chico's missed a clean sweep over Wonder Friends by just one pin.In the meantime, Amanda Zahnweh reigned supreme in Wonder Friends with her outstanding 406 as her team missed getting swept by just one pin. Chico's Bail Bonds leap 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while Wonder Friends remain in 8th.

week8On lanes 21 & 22: WWJB alternated between bowling and dry humping No Pinheads. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Rich Foster and his astonishing 417 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against No Pinheads. On the other half of the score sheet, Aubrey Moren dominated No Pinheads with his 519 despite his team notching only a single win. WWJB leaps 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while No Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Turkey Sandwich took turns kicking the ball return with XXX. With the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Zach Frank and his astounding 593 series, Turkey Sandwich collected 3 wins against XXX. Across the ball return, Rich DeYoung mastered XXX with his above-average 517 despite his team notching only a single win. Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th place, while XXX sinks 1 spot to 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Sh!t, Another Season kept stealing sips of beer from Chicks With Balls. Headlined by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 567 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against the Chicks. On the flipside, Janelle (Laube) Lamar drew the spotlight in the Chicks with her 413 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Chicks sink 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Rule 6B celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Featuring Adam Messner with his powerful 539 series, Rule 6B split the series with Schlitz. On the other side, Angela Bradford took the lead in Schlitz with her above-average 528 as they matched their opponent in wins. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (202), Cory Chorpenning (204), David Codding (202), Duncan Ferber (201), and Zach Frank (213,203)


New personal high games were set tonight by Adam Messner (195, previous best 189) and Emily Podhajsky (148, previous best 133). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Adam Messner (539, previous best 488).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber cleaned up Division 1, while Rich DeYoung swept Division 2. Adam Messner claimed victory in Division 3, and Zach Frank won Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz runs the show in Division 1; Rich DeYoung and Phil Schroeder dominate Division 2 in a tie; Chris Lewis reigns over Division 3; and Zach Frank tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place WWJB (hcp 28) will test their mettle against 10th-place XXX. WWJB is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while XXX is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will face 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 61). Another Season might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Schlitz ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 10) will hang out with 6th-place Chicks With Balls. Wonder Friends will likely roll decently and win the series; while the Chicks will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place No Pinheads will socialize with 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 53). No Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Rule 6B ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will meet with 7th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 118). Chico's are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Turkey Sandwich is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Rich Foster
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Zach Frank
Runner Up:
Adam Messner

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Zach Frank
Runner Up:
Adam Messner

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Man, I kept grabbing Jason's ball by mistake tonight!"

Chris Lewis, accidentally living the dream.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 21-11 .656 14,483 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 20.5-11.5 .641 16,483 +2
3 Rule 6B 20-12 .625 13,885 n/a
4 No Pinheads 19-13 .594 15,710 -2
5 Sh!t, Another Season 18-14 .563 16,502 +1
6 Chicks With Balls 17-15 .531 12,109 -1
7 Turkey Sandwich 14-18 .438 12,712 n/a
8 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 11.5-20.5 .359 11,284 n/a
9 WWJB 10-22 .313 11,337 +1
10 XXX 9-23 .281 11,653 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 8
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Zach Frank - 593
Duncan Ferber - 567
David Codding - 557
Adam Messner - 539
Carl Goetz - 530
Angela Bradford - 528
Freda Schroeder - 458
Janelle Lamar - 413
Andrea Caudillo - 411
Deena Slinkard - 411 (t)
Amanda Zahnweh - 406
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Zach Frank - 734
Adam Messner - 687
Duncan Ferber - 624
Rich Foster - 618
Scott Murdock - 617
Angela Bradford - 633
Amanda Zahnweh - 619
Sarah Sauer - 586
Deena Slinkard - 576
Kelly Minihan - 575
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Zach Frank - 213
Cory Chorpenning - 204
David Codding - 202
Duncan Ferber - 201
Carl Goetz - 198
Angela Bradford - 202
Freda Schroeder - 173
Sarah Sauer - 166
Emily Podhajsky - 148
Deena Slinkard - 147
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Zach Frank - 260
Adam Messner - 244
Scott Murdock - 231
Ben Wetteborn - 231 (t)
Rich Foster - 225
Duncan Ferber - 220
Angela Bradford - 237
Sarah Sauer - 233
Emily Podhajsky - 227
Amy Goodnow - 221
Tiffany Schmidt - 220
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Zach Frank - 72
Adam Messner - 57
Ben Wetteborn - 45
Scott Murdock - 43
Rich Foster - 42
Sarah Sauer - 50
Emily Podhajsky - 47
Angela Bradford - 46
Amy Goodnow - 42
Tiffany Schmidt - 39

Spring 2009, Week 7

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 3 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 7 Robo-RecapA stagnated seventh week of Spring 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (192) and series (514) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (252) and series (662) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Turkey Sandwich took turns kicking the ball return with Chicks With Balls. Regardless of the star power of Jason Carpio with his 538 series, Turkey Sandwich accomplished only 1 win against the Chicks. While that was going down, Janelle (Laube) Lamar showed off in the Chicks with her above-average 435 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Kelly Minihan) as her team took the series with 3 wins. Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th place, while the Chicks remain in 5th.

week7On lanes 21 & 22: Rule 6B kept grabbing the balls of Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his 486 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against Wonder Friends. As for the opposition, Ryan Housknecht guided Wonder Friends with his above-average 407 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while Wonder Friends remain in 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads spent some quality time with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Headlined by Pat Searcy with his astonishing 662 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against Schlitz. In the meantime, Bob Brunker reigned supreme in Schlitz with his 548 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 2nd place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: XXX matched wits with Chico's Bail Bonds. Though reinforced by Rich DeYoung with his above-average 518 series, XXX accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. Simultaneously, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz oversaw Chico's with his fantastic 632 as his team took the series with 3 wins. XXX remains in 9th place, while Chico's remain in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, Another Season couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of WWJB. Blessed by Rob Kaszuba with his above-average 496 series, Another Season celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Meanwhile, AJ Taylor took the lead in WWJB with his 392 despite his team getting swept. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 6th place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (221), Carl Goetz (222,214), Jason Carpio (202), and Pat Searcy (252,234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Jason Carpio came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Rich DeYoung came closest). Chris Lewis swept Division 3, and Ryan Housknecht decimated Division 4. Finally, Carl Goetz (Division 1) vanquished this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots for Division 1; Phil Schroeder is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Chris Lewis runs the show in Division 3; and Deena Slinkard tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Chico's Bail Bonds will chuck some balls with 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 159). Chico's are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Wonder Friends are forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place WWJB (hcp 158) will compete against 2nd-place No Pinheads. WWJB might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while No Pinheads ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will face 9th-place XXX (hcp 31). Turkey Sandwich will likely roll decently and win the series; while XXX will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Sh!t, Another Season will socialize with 5th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 152). Another Season might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Chicks ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 25) will test their mettle against 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Rule 6B is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Schlitz is anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Kelly Minihan
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Pat Searcy

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Chris Lewis

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!"

Andrea Caudillo, to Brett Schroeder, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in her thumb hole.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 19-9 .679 12,541 n/a
2 No Pinheads 18-10 .643 13,820 n/a
3 Rule 6B 18-10 .643 12,027 n/a
4 Chico's Bail Bonds 17-11 .607 14,458 n/a
5 Chicks With Balls 16-12 .571 10,564 n/a
6 Sh!t, Another Season 15-13 .536 14,464 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 11-17 .393 10,951 n/a
8 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 11-17 .393 9,816 n/a
9 XXX 8-20 .286 10,159 n/a
10 WWJB 7-21 .250 9,876 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 7
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 662
Carl Goetz - 632
Bob Brunker - 548
Jason Carpio - 538
Aubrey Moren - 533
Freda Schroeder - 514
Janelle Lamar - 435
Kelly Minihan - 426
Angela Bradford - 401
Andrea Caudillo - 387
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 689
Pat Searcy - 662
Rob Kaszuba - 625
Chris Lewis - 621
Rich DeYoung - 621 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 612
Kelly Minihan - 603
Janelle Lamar - 598
Brandi Spiva - 593
Emily Podhajsky - 555
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 252
Carl Goetz - 222
Bob Brunker - 221
Jason Carpio - 202
Ken Wilson - 199
Freda Schroeder - 192
Janelle Lamar - 166
Kelly Minihan - 151
Angela Bradford - 146
Andrea Caudillo - 138
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Pat Searcy - 252
Bob Brunker - 241
Carl Goetz - 241 (t)
Rob Kaszuba - 230
Rich DeYoung - 224
Freda Schroeder - 224
Janelle Lamar - 220
Brandi Spiva - 215
Kelly Minihan - 210
Tiffany Schmidt - 200
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Bob Brunker - 47
Carl Goetz - 46
Rob Kaszuba - 41
Chris Lewis - 35
Rich DeYoung - 33
Brandi Spiva - 35
Janelle Lamar - 34
Freda Schroeder - 33
Kelly Minihan - 25
Tiffany Schmidt - 19

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