The Spring 2009 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 521. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 638. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Rule 6B spent some quality time with Chico's Bail Bonds. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Ryan Doll and his astounding 573 series, Rule 6B split the series with Chico's. On the adjacent lane, Most Valuable Bowler Carl Goetz mastered Chico's with his phenomenal 626 as they matched their opponent in wins. Rule 6B drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Chico's sink 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You had some one-on-one time with Sh!t, Another Season. Headlined by Bob Brunker with his 529 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over Another Season. As for the opposition, Cory Chorpenning ruled Another Season with his above-average 638 despite his team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while Another Season sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads alternated between bowling and dry humping Chicks With Balls. Demonstrating the prowess of Freda Schroeder with her above-average 507 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Chicks. On the flipside, Janelle (Laube) Lamar shined in the Chicks with her above-average 427 despite her team notching only a single win. No Pinheads leap 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Chicks remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich alternated splits with WWJB. Blessed by Jason Carpio with his below-average 502 series, Turkey Sandwich split the series with WWJB. While that was going down, AJ Taylor laid down the law in WWJB with his 380 as they matched their opponent in wins. Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th place, while WWJB remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with XXX. Notwithstanding the leadership of Drew Eldridge with his 404 series, Wonder Friends got swept by XXX. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung showed off in XXX with his terrific 575 as they swept the competition. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends remains in 9th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (244), Cory Chorpenning (209,241), Duncan Ferber (202), Ken M. Wilson (215,202), Rich DeYoung (203), and Ryan Doll (218)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker ruled Division 1, while David Parre had his way with Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Deena Slinkard decimated Division 4. Finally, Adam Messner (Division 3) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; Angela Bradford and David Parre call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; Adam Messner runs the show in Division 3; and Deena Slinkard governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 147) will battle 3rd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. The Chicks are expected to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place XXX will tussle with 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 7). XXX might perform well and win the series; while Wonder Friends ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will socialize with 4th-place No Pinheads (hcp 36). Another Season will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while No Pinheads will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 62) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Turkey Sandwich might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Schlitz ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place WWJB (hcp 96) will challenge 2nd-place Rule 6B. WWJB is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Rule 6B is anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carl Goetz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Rich DeYoung	#1 H2H BOWLER Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I do it at least once a day, usually around 7:00 at night. I just wait till no one is around, then I whip it out. F it." Brett Schroeder, on drinking from his flask after hours.