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Fall 2008, Week 6

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 30 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 6 Robo-RecapThe sixth week of Fall 2008 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (495) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 255, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 660. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Livin' On A Spare tussled with WWJB. Led by Ben Lee with his awe-inspiring 404 series, Livin' On A Spare celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Meanwhile, Justin Wehrman drew the spotlight in WWJB with his below-average 403 despite his team getting swept. Livin' On A Spare leaps 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while WWJB remains in 9th.

week6On lanes 21 & 22: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty chucked gutter balls with Bowl Movement. Headlined by Will Jeter with his 477 series, Spare The Rod celebrated a clean sweep over Bowl Movement. Simultaneously, Travis Kleiner called the shots for Bowl Movement with his below-average 405 despite his team getting swept. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Bowl Movement plunges 3 spots to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Is This Billable? took turns kicking the ball return with Ain't No Sh!t. Despite the strength of Ryan Doll with his 513 series, Is This Billable? got swept by Ain't No Sh!t. On the other half of the score sheet, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in Ain't No Sh!t with his above-average 660 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they swept the competition. Is This Billable? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Ain't No Sh!t moves 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios spent some quality time with Dave and the Wingers. Blessed by Most Valuable Bowler Bill Krejci and his above-average 589 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over the Wingers. . With the Wingers forfeiting, all Dios Mios needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Wingers remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels alternated between bowling and dry humping Chico's Bail Bonds. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren and his spectacular 533 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Chico's. While that was going down, Carl Goetz reigned supreme in Chico's with his above-average 535 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Chico's plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (203), Bill Krejci (211,200), Cory Chorpenning (201,236,223), David Parre (210), Duncan Ferber (255), Ken M. Wilson (203), and Kendall Kukowski (206,220,214)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (640, previous best 601).

Duncan Ferber nabbed this season's men's high game with his 255. Cory Chorpenning bagged the season's men's high series with his 660.


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Will Jeter vanquished Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though David Parre came closest). Andrea Caudillo creamed Division 3, and Amanda Cox Jeter crushed Division 4. Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 2) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; David Parre leads Division 2; Travis Kleiner, Carter Collins, and Andrea Caudillo lead Division 3 in a tie; and Amanda Zahnweh and Amanda Cox Jeter reign over Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Dios Mios will chuck some balls with 4th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 23). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Spare The Rod is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Is This Billable? will hang out with 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 53). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Wingers ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels will spend some quality time with 5th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 116). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 122) will test their mettle against 3rd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Bowl Movement might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t will match wits with 9th-place WWJB (hcp 223). Ain't No Sh!t is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

David Parre, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 19-5 .792 10,197 +1
2 Ain't No Sh!t 18-6 .750 13,170 +1
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 16-8 .667 11,197 -2
4 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 12-12 .500 9,796 +3
5 Livin' On A Spare 12-12 .500 8,332 +3
6 Bad Newz Kennels 11-13 .458 10,947 -1
7 Bowl Movement 11-13 .458 8,550 -3
8 Is This Billable? 8-16 .333 9,822 -2
9 WWJB 7-17 .292 8,529 n/a
10 Dave and the Wingers 6-18 .250 6,907 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 660
Kendall Kukowski - 640
Duncan Ferber - 626
Bill Krejci - 589
David Parre - 563
Freda Schroeder - 495
Jennifer Seefeldt - 433
Andrea Caudillo - 411
Janelle Lamar - 363
Patty Morrisey - 342
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 681
Kendall Kukowski - 678
Cory Chorpenning - 674
Bill Krejci - 651
Duncan Ferber - 650
Freda Schroeder - 617
Andrea Caudillo - 567
Jennifer Seefeldt - 560
Patty Morrisey - 558
Janelle Lamar - 552
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 255
Cory Chorpenning - 236
Kendall Kukowski - 220
Bill Krejci - 211
David Parre - 210
Freda Schroeder - 176
Jennifer Seefeldt - 157
Andrea Caudillo - 142
Patty Morrisey - 135
Emily Podhajsky - 133
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 263
Aubrey Moren - 252
Cory Chorpenning - 240
David Parre - 238
Kendall Kukowski - 232
Freda Schroeder - 216
Emily Podhajsky - 213
Patty Morrisey - 207
Jennifer Seefeldt - 199
Andrea Caudillo - 194
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Duncan Ferber - 65
Aubrey Moren - 65 (t)
David Parre - 46
Cory Chorpenning - 42
Bill Krejci - 37
Ben Lee - 36
Adam Messner - 36 (t)
Kendall Kukowski - 36 (t)
Emily Podhajsky - 33
Freda Schroeder - 27
Patty Morrisey - 25
Jennifer Seefeldt - 10
Amanda Zahnweh - 8

Fall 2008, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 23 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Fall 2008 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (161) and series (424) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 624. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bowl Movement faced off against Is This Billable?. With the strength of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 471 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Is This Billable?. On the other side, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in Is This Billable? with his above-average 570 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Is This Billable? remains in 6th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios kept stealing sips of beer from Ain't No Sh!t. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his below-average 492 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Lefty John Boren, Dios Mios got swept by Ain't No Sh!t. Concurrently, Cory Chorpenning shined in Ain't No Sh!t with his above-average 624 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Ain't No Sh!t remains in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB entered a showdown to the death with Chico's Bail Bonds. Though reinforced by Justin Wehrman with his 434 series, WWJB got swept by Chico's. Simultaneously, #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson guided Chico's with his above-average 583 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty spent a romantic evening with Bad Newz Kennels. Topped by Will Jeter with his 469 series, Spare The Rod celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. In the midst of this, Dennis Laube dominated the Kennels with his 463 despite his team getting swept. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty leaps 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Livin' On A Spare kept grabbing the balls of Dave and the Wingers. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Amanda Zahnweh and her stunning 406 series, Livin' On A Spare collected 3 wins against the Wingers. Countering this, Rob Kaszuba commanded the Wingers with his commanding 484 despite his team notching only a single win. Livin' On A Spare leaps 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Wingers plunge 2 spots to 10th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (222,213), David Parre (211), Duncan Ferber (224,224), Ken M. Wilson (222), Kendall Kukowski (200), Rob Kaszuba (204), and Ryan Doll (219)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Rob Kaszuba (204, previous best 199).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber routed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Brett Schroeder came closest). Travis Kleiner made quick work of Division 3, and Amanda Zahnweh claimed victory in Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 2) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson, Carl Goetz, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; David Parre governs Division 2; Travis Kleiner and Carter Collins top Division 3 in a tie; and Amanda Zahnweh is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 13) will roll against 9th-place WWJB. Livin' On A Spare is expected to perform well and win the series; while WWJB is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will tussle with 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 42). Spare The Rod might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 148) will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Is This Billable? will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ain't No Sh!t will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios will hang out with 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 64). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Wingers ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 31) will chill with 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds. The Kennels are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Amanda Zahnweh
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
Duncan Ferber

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders."

Freda Schroeder, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 15-5 .750 9,402 +1
2 Dios Mios 15-5 .750 8,449 -1
3 Ain't No Sh!t 14-6 .700 10,681 n/a
4 Bowl Movement 11-9 .550 7,187 +1
5 Bad Newz Kennels 8-12 .400 8,971 -1
6 Is This Billable? 8-12 .400 8,221 n/a
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 8-12 .400 8,104 +3
8 Livin' On A Spare 8-12 .400 6,913 +1
9 WWJB 7-13 .350 7,175 -2
10 Dave and the Wingers 6-14 .300 7,105 -2
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 624
Duncan Ferber - 608
Ken Wilson - 583
Ryan Doll - 570
Kendall Kukowski - 551
Freda Schroeder - 424
Amanda Zahnweh - 406
Andrea Caudillo - 399
Janelle Lamar - 364
Patty Morrisey - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Lefty John Boren - 657
Cory Chorpenning - 650
Duncan Ferber - 641
Rob Kaszuba - 635
David Parre - 631
Amanda Zahnweh - 624
Patty Morrisey - 584
Sara Schneider - 559
Janelle Lamar - 553
Andrea Caudillo - 552
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 224
Cory Chorpenning - 222
Ken Wilson - 222 (t)
Ryan Doll - 219
David Parre - 211
Rob Kaszuba - 204
Freda Schroeder - 161
Amanda Zahnweh - 158
Andrea Caudillo - 152
Patty Morrisey - 142
Janelle Lamar - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 254
David Parre - 243
Ryan Doll - 239
Ken Wilson - 237
Duncan Ferber - 235
Amanda Zahnweh - 230
Patty Morrisey - 216
Andrea Caudillo - 203
Freda Schroeder - 199
Janelle Lamar - 199 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rob Kaszuba - 67
Ben Lee - 53
David Parre - 52
Tom Finley - 49
Ryan Doll - 44
Amanda Zahnweh - 49
Patty Morrisey - 35
Lindsay Jamis - 17
Andrea Caudillo - 16
Janelle Lamar - 15

Fall 2008, Week 4

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 16 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 4 Robo-RecapThe fourth week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (496) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (243) and series (581) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dave and the Wingers alternated splits with Bad Newz Kennels. Despite being led by Rob Kaszuba with his 417 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Simultaneously, Freda Schroeder laid down the law in the Kennels with her above-average 496 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers remains in 8th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 4th.

week4On lanes 21 & 22: Livin' On A Spare couldn't stop inappropriately groping Chico's Bail Bonds. Though featuring Tom Finley with his above-average 398 series, Livin' On A Spare accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. While that was going down, Carl Goetz called the shots for Chico's with his staggering 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty hung out with Is This Billable?. Although topped by Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 369 series, Spare The Rod got swept by Is This Billable?. As for the opposition, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Adam Messner commanded Is This Billable? with his phenomenal 488 as they swept the competition. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty plummets 3 spots in the standings to 10th place, while Is This Billable? jumps 4 spots to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: WWJB kept stealing sips of beer from Dios Mios. In spite of the prowess of AJ Taylor with his above-average 395 series, WWJB got swept by Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Dios Mios with his 522 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Dios Mios remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement did battle with Ain't No Sh!t. Starring Travis Kleiner with his breathtaking 493 series, Bowl Movement split the series with Ain't No Sh!t. Concurrently, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Ain't No Sh!t with his 581 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl Movement remains in 5th place, while Ain't No Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (243), Duncan Ferber (211), Kendall Kukowski (219), and Ryan Doll (206)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz decimated Division 1, while David Parre whipped Division 2. Carter Collins claimed victory in Division 3, and Adam Messner shut down Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; David Parre dominates Division 2; Carter Collins is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Adam Messner runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 59) will tussle with 6th-place Is This Billable?. Bowl Movement is expected to perform well, but split the series with Is This Billable?; while Is This Billable? is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Dios Mios (hcp 132) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to see their team average take a dive while they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place WWJB (hcp 129) will match wits with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. WWJB will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 56) will chuck some balls with 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 17) will challenge 8th-place Dave and the Wingers. Livin' On A Spare is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Wingers are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Adam Messner
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Adam Messner
Runner Up:
Travis Kleiner

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Adam Messner
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"AJ's ass is mine!"

David Parre, making after-bowling plans.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 15-1 .938 6,655 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 11-5 .688 7,513 +1
3 Ain't No Sh!t 10-6 .625 8,365 -1
4 Bad Newz Kennels 8-8 .500 7,285 +2
5 Bowl Movement 8-8 .500 5,662 n/a
6 Is This Billable? 7-9 .438 6,578 +4
7 WWJB 7-9 .438 5,739 -3
8 Dave and the Wingers 5-11 .313 5,633 n/a
9 Livin' On A Spare 5-11 .313 5,426 n/a
10 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 4-12 .250 6,438 -3
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 581
Carl Goetz - 566
Duncan Ferber - 546
David Parre - 529
Ken Wilson - 522
Bill Krejci - 522 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 496
Jennifer Seefeldt - 485
Andrea Caudillo - 369
Janelle Lamar - 354
Lindsay Jamis - 321
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Adam Messner - 696
Travis Kleiner - 665
Carl Goetz - 654
David Parre - 646
Cory Chorpenning - 612
Jennifer Seefeldt - 629
Freda Schroeder - 623
Sara Schneider - 571
Blair Vance - 563
Janelle Lamar - 541
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 243
Kendall Kukowski - 219
Duncan Ferber - 211
Ryan Doll - 206
Carl Goetz - 201
Freda Schroeder - 185
Jennifer Seefeldt - 181
Janelle Lamar - 139
Andrea Caudillo - 127
Patty Morrisey - 122
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 253
Travis Kleiner - 244
Adam Messner - 236
Rob Kaszuba - 232
Carl Goetz - 230
Jennifer Seefeldt - 229
Freda Schroeder - 227
Blair Vance - 204
Sara Schneider - 201
Janelle Lamar - 201 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 59
Cory Chorpenning - 56
Adam Messner - 54
Rob Kaszuba - 45
David Parre - 39
Jennifer Seefeldt - 41
Freda Schroeder - 38
Blair Vance - 26
Sara Schneider - 23
Janelle Lamar - 17

Fall 2008, Week 3

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 9 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 3 Robo-RecapThe third week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 181, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 420. As for the men, Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (236) and series (558).And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty did battle with Livin' On A Spare. Blessed by Will Jeter with his 488 series, Spare The Rod collected 3 wins against Livin' On A Spare. As for the opposition, Tom Finley called the shots for Livin' On A Spare with his above-average 396 despite his team notching only a single win. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Livin' On A Spare plunges 2 spots to 9th.

week3On lanes 21 & 22: Dave and the Wingers took turns kicking the ball return with WWJB. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Rob Kaszuba and his thrilling 450 series, the Wingers collected 3 wins against WWJB. Simultaneously, #1 Head-to-Head Justin Wehrman showed off in WWJB with his above-average 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Dave and the Wingers leap 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while WWJB remains in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement shared a platter of cheese sticks with Bad Newz Kennels. Though featuring Travis Kleiner with his 387 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the adjacent lane, Dennis Laube guided the Kennels with his above-average 480 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 5th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chico's Bail Bonds had some one-on-one time with Ain't No Sh!t. Starring Ken M. Wilson with his 553 series, Chico's split the series with Ain't No Sh!t. Concurrently, Duncan Ferber shined in Ain't No Sh!t with his 558 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 3rd place, while Ain't No Sh!t remains in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios alternated splits with Is This Billable?. Headlined by Bill Krejci with his below-average 498 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over Is This Billable?. Meanwhile, Ryan Doll mastered Is This Billable? with his 526 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 1st place, while Is This Billable? plunges 4 spots to 10th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (207), Duncan Ferber (236), Ken M. Wilson (207), and Kendall Kukowski (218)

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1
1. Kendall Kukowski
2. Duncan Ferber
3. Cory Chorpenning
4. Ken Wilson
5. Ryan Doll
6. Bill Krejci
7. Carl Goetz
8. Will Jeter
9. Justin Wehrman
10. Phil Schroeder
DIVISION 2
1. Dennis Laube
2. David Parre
3. Freda Schroeder
4. Aubrey Moren
5. Brett Schroeder
6. Chris Lewis
7. Andrea Caudillo
8. Jennifer Seefeldt
9. Rob Kaszuba
10. Kris Hiestand
DIVISION 3
1. John Keck
2. Travis Kleiner
3. Tom Finley
4. Carter Collins
5. Janelle Lamar
6. Dave Winger
7. Amanda Cox Jeter
8. Eric Summers
9. AJ Taylor
10. Adam Messner
DIVISION 4
1. Lindsay Jamis
2. Amanda Zahnweh
3. Emily Podhajsky
4. Lefty John Boren
5. Patty Morrisey
6. Ben Lee
7. Ben Wetteborn
8. Sara Schneider
9. Blair Vance



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 104) will spend some quality time with 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. The Wingers are expected to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 139) will tussle with 3rd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Livin' On A Spare might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will battle 10th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 3). Spare The Rod will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Is This Billable?; while Is This Billable? will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place WWJB (hcp 52) will challenge 1st-place Dios Mios. WWJB might perform well and win the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 209) will compete against 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Bowl Movement is predicted to perform well, but split the series with Ain't No Sh!t; while Ain't No Sh!t is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Rob Kaszuba
Runner Up:
Lefty John Boren

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Justin Wehrman
Runner Up:
Rob Kaszuba

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

Janelle Lamar, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 11-1 .917 5,056 n/a
2 Ain't No Sh!t 8-4 .667 6,200 n/a
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 8-4 .667 5,546 n/a
4 WWJB 7-5 .583 4,484 n/a
5 Bowl Movement 6-6 .500 4,151 n/a
6 Bad Newz Kennels 5-7 .417 5,403 +2
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 4-8 .333 4,878 +2
8 Dave and the Wingers 4-8 .333 4,174 +2
9 Livin' On A Spare 4-8 .333 4,087 -2
10 Is This Billable? 3-9 .250 4,853 -4
Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 558
Kendall Kukowski - 555
Ken Wilson - 553
Cory Chorpenning - 543
Ryan Doll - 526
Freda Schroeder - 420
Jennifer Seefeldt - 406
Janelle Lamar - 388
Amanda Cox Jeter - 359
Andrea Caudillo - 351
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 634
Lefty John Boren - 624
Justin Wehrman - 619
Dennis Laube - 600
Brett Schroeder - 598
Janelle Lamar - 584
Lindsay Jamis - 570
Blair Vance - 561
Emily Podhajsky - 558
Amanda Cox Jeter - 551
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 236
Kendall Kukowski - 218
Ken Wilson - 207
Cory Chorpenning - 207 (t)
Dennis Laube - 193
Bill Krejci - 191
Janelle Lamar - 181
Freda Schroeder - 161
Jennifer Seefeldt - 149
Lindsay Jamis - 131
Amanda Cox Jeter - 128
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 244
Rob Kaszuba - 233
Dennis Laube - 233 (t)
Aubrey Moren - 227
Will Jeter - 224
Kendall Kukowski - 224 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 246
Lindsay Jamis - 204
Freda Schroeder - 200
Blair Vance - 196
Emily Podhajsky - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rob Kaszuba - 49
Duncan Ferber - 47
Dennis Laube - 43
Lefty John Boren - 40
Aubrey Moren - 39
Janelle Lamar - 63
Lindsay Jamis - 23
Blair Vance - 19
Emily Podhajsky - 14
Freda Schroeder - 10

Fall 2008, Week 2

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 2 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 2 Robo-RecapThe second week of Fall 2008 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. Andrea Caudillo landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 445. As for the men, Bill Krejci earned this week's high game (236) and series (630). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Is This Billable? couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Chico's Bail Bonds. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his above-average 576 series, Is This Billable? accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. In the meantime, Ken M. Wilson ruled Chico's with his 547 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Is This Billable? remains in 6th place, while Chico's plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

week2On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels shared a few beers with Dios Mios. While headlined by Phil Schroeder with his above-average 476 series, the Kennels got swept by Dios Mios. Simultaneously, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci called the shots for Dios Mios with his terrific 630 as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 3 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ain't No Sh!t had a delightful time with Dave and the Wingers. Topped by Cory Chorpenning with his 582 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over the Wingers. Conversely, Dave Winger mastered the Wingers with his 367 despite his team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t leaps 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while the Wingers sink 1 spot to 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Livin' On A Spare kept stealing sips of beer from Bowl Movement. With the strength of Tom Finley with his above-average 385 series, Livin' On A Spare split the series with Bowl Movement. On the other half of the score sheet, Carter Collins dominated Bowl Movement with his above-average 387 as they matched their opponent in wins. Livin' On A Spare leaps 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Bowl Movement plunges 2 spots to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB shared a platter of cheese sticks with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Blessed by Eric Summers with his astounding 393 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Emily Podhajsky, WWJB celebrated a clean sweep over Spare The Rod. On the other side, Andrea Caudillo took the lead in Spare The Rod with her (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 418 despite her team getting swept. WWJB leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Spare The Rod sinks 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (236,201), Cory Chorpenning (232), Duncan Ferber (209), Kendall Kukowski (206), and Ryan Doll (205)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Cory Chorpenning
2. Kendall Kukowski
3. Duncan Ferber
4. Bill Krejci
5. Ken Wilson
6. Ryan Doll
7. David Parre
8. Carl Goetz
9. Will Jeter
10. Phil Schroeder
DIVISION 2
1. Andrea Caudillo
2. Freda Schroeder
3. Dennis Laube
4. Justin Wehrman
5. Jennifer Seefeldt
6. Chris Lewis
7. Aubrey Moren
8. Brett Schroeder
9. Kris Hiestand
10. John Keck
DIVISION 3
1. Travis Kleiner
2. Carter Collins
3. Rob Kaszuba
4. Dave Winger
5. Tom Finley
6. Eric Summers
7. Amanda Cox Jeter
8. Janelle Lamar
9. Adam Messner
10. AJ Taylor
DIVISION 4
1. Patty Morrisey
2. Amanda Zahnweh
3. Ben Wetteborn
4. Ben Lee
5. Emily Podhajsky
6. Lindsay Jamis
7. Lefty John Boren
8. Sara Schneider
9. Blair Vance



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will tussle with 7th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 74). Spare The Rod is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Livin' On A Spare is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 32) will spend some quality time with 4th-place WWJB. The Wingers might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while WWJB ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 108) will chill with 8th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Bowl Movement will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 81) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Chico's might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Dios Mios will hang out with 6th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 12). Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Is This Billable? is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Emily Podhajsky
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Cory Chorpenning, with a handy vacation tip.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 7-1 .875 3,371 +1
2 Ain't No Sh!t 6-2 .750 4,149 +2
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 6-2 .750 3,718 -2
4 WWJB 6-2 .750 2,968 +3
5 Bowl Movement 5-3 .625 2,831 -2
6 Is This Billable? 3-5 .375 3,314 n/a
7 Livin' On A Spare 3-5 .375 2,731 +3
8 Bad Newz Kennels 2-6 .250 3,589 -3
9 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 1-7 .125 3,292 -1
10 Dave and the Wingers 1-7 .125 2,717 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 2
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Bill Krejci - 630
Cory Chorpenning - 582
Ryan Doll - 576
Kendall Kukowski - 574
Duncan Ferber - 562
Freda Schroeder - 445
Andrea Caudillo - 418
Amanda Cox Jeter - 389
Janelle Lamar - 370
Patty Morrisey - 354
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Bill Krejci - 726
Kris Hiestand - 653
Ryan Doll - 638
Eric Summers - 606
Ben Wetteborn - 604
Amanda Cox Jeter - 602
Emily Podhajsky - 587
Janelle Lamar - 576
Patty Morrisey - 562
Amanda Zahnweh - 556
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Bill Krejci - 236
Cory Chorpenning - 232
Duncan Ferber - 209
Kendall Kukowski - 206
Ryan Doll - 205
Andrea Caudillo - 170
Freda Schroeder - 151
Amanda Cox Jeter - 151 (t)
Patty Morrisey - 144
Janelle Lamar - 142
Lindsay Jamis - 134
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 268
Ben Wetteborn - 258
Kris Hiestand - 256
Cory Chorpenning - 236
Ryan Doll - 225
Tom Finley - 225 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 222
Patty Morrisey - 213
Emily Podhajsky - 213 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 210
Lindsay Jamis - 203
Andrea Caudillo - 198
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Wetteborn - 78
Bill Krejci - 76
Kris Hiestand - 73
Tom Finley - 43
Ben Lee - 42
Amanda Cox Jeter - 40
Emily Podhajsky - 33
Patty Morrisey - 31
Janelle Lamar - 28
Lindsay Jamis - 21

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