Bowler Profile 

Lefty John Boren   (Alias of: John Boren)
Career High Game:197MVBs:   4
Fall 2008 Season
AverageGameSeries
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Career High Series:   494#1 Power Rankings:   4
Titles Won:0#1 Head-to-Head:   0
Debut:Fall 2008
Achievements:13
Seasons:2
ToC Champ:0 (0 2nd)
Lefty John was a member of the 3rd place team Dios Mios.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 4 times and earned 2 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Fall 2008

  Opponent Lanes G1 G2 G3 Series Hdcp. Avg.
Week 1 (Absent)              
Week 2 Bad Newz Kennels 21&22 91 87 106 284 538 94
Week 3 Is This Billable? 27&28 134 111 125 370 624 109
Week 4 WWJB 25&26 94 127 133 354 572 112
Week 5 Ain't No Sh!t 21&22 150 152 144 446 657 121
Week 6 Dave and the Wingers 25&26 112 115 112 339 528 119
Week 7 Spare The Rod, Split The... 19&20 (119) (119) (119) 357 551 119
Week 8 Bowl Movement 23&24 (119) (119) (119) 357 551 119
Week 9 Chico's Bail Bonds 27&28 156 158 146 460 654 125
Week 10 Bowl Movement 21&22 137 90 94 321 501 122
Week 11 Livin' On A Spare 25&26 (122) (122) (122) 366 553 122
Week 12 Bad Newz Kennels 19&20 (122) (122) (122) 366 553 122
Week 13 Is This Billable? 21&22 (122) (122) (122) 366 553 122
Week 14 WWJB 27&28 161 159 113 433 620 125
Week 15 Ain't No Sh!t 19&20 139 145 158 442 622 127
Week 16 Bowl Movement 21&22 122 130 114 366 541 127
TOTALS 1900 1878 1849 5627 8618 127


Lefty John Boren made his league debut in the Fall 2008 season.

Having rolled 72 games over the course of 2 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Boren carries a lifetime average of 137.

To date, Lefty John's highest game shot in league was a 197 bowled in Game #3 during Week #1 of the Fall 2017 session and his highest series in league was the 494 he rolled in Week #8 during the Fall 2017 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 4 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).


Lefty John has bowled for:
  -Fall 2017: The Alt-Left   (Avg: 144)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Dios Mios   (Avg: 127)   (My profile for this team)


 

Lefty John has unlocked the following Fall 2008 achievements...


Your highest game during the season, increments of 25. Your highest series during the season, increments of 25. Named the #1 Power Ranked Bowler of any week. Named the Most Valuable Bowler of any week.
Rolled the High Series Handicap at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team. Losers! Your team was swept. Your team lost a game by one @#&% pin! Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
Your team's longest losing streak this season.
You swept the last place team... assholes! Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.
You're all paid up for the season!
A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Lefty John has been mentioned:
  • Holy NotContra, Batman! (Nov 28th, 2017) - With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra.

  • The Dirty Dozens (Nov 7th, 2017) - Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet.

  • Balloween (Oct 31st, 2017) - With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight's games went.

  • Swinging Back Around (Oct 18th, 2017) - [insert excerpt]

  • Break Out The Scissors! (Oct 10th, 2017) - It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job?

  • Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache (Sep 19th, 2017) - Being Lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week.

  • P.B.R.R.I.P. (Aug 29th, 2017) - Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on...

  • A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging (Aug 22nd, 2017) - The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.

Lefty John is currently featured on 2 Top 25 lists:

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In addition, teams of which Lefty John was a member are featured on 1 Top 25 list:


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