Lefty John was a member of the 5th place team The Alt-Left.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Fall 2017

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	NotContra	9&10	93	134	197	424	565	141
Week 2	Brooklyn Strikers	5&6	122	146	124	392	533	136
Week 3	Roll, Drink, Repeat	3&4	116	149	162	427	580	138
Week 4	DB's Rusty Nuts	1&2	157	140	165	462	610	142
Week 5	Mustache Cash Stash	9&10	127	128	132	387	526	139
Week 6	Split It & Hit It	7&8	127	120	150	397	543	138
Week 7	Bowl Yer Ballz Off	3&4	145	111	136	392	540	137
Week 8	Less Terra Bowl	1&2	149	197	148	494	645	140
Week 9	Holy Sandbaggers,...	5&6	149	123	131	403	547	139
Week 10	Less Terra Bowl	3&4	155	175	134	464	610	141
Week 11	NotContra	3&4	143	137	181	461	602	142
Week 12	Brooklyn Strikers	7&8	117	168	147	432	571	142
Week 13	Roll, Drink, Repeat	1&2	149	192	148	489	628	144
Week 14	DB's Rusty Nuts	5&6	(144)	(144)	(144)	432	566	144
Week 15	Mustache Cash Stash	3&4	142	180	143	465	599	144
Week 16	Mustache Cash Stash	3&4	(144)	(144)	(144)	432	566	144
TOTALS			2179	2388	2386	6953	9231	144

Lefty John Boren made his league debut in the Fall 2008 season.

Having rolled 72 games over the course of 2 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Boren carries a lifetime average of 137.

To date, Lefty John's highest game shot in league was a 197 bowled in Game #3 during Week #1 of the Fall 2017 session and his highest series in league was the 494 he rolled in Week #8 during the Fall 2017 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 4 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).


Lefty John has bowled for:
  -Fall 2017: The Alt-Left   (Avg: 144)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Dios Mios   (Avg: 127)   (My profile for this team)


 

Lefty John has unlocked the following Fall 2017 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.			Your current position in the league standings.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.			Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Logged into GutterAlley.com	Visited the site three days in a row during the season!
			Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.
			You're all paid up for the season!

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Lefty John has been mentioned:

• Holy NotContra, Batman! (Nov 28th, 2017) - With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra.
  
  
• The Dirty Dozens (Nov 7th, 2017) - Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet.
  
  
• Balloween (Oct 31st, 2017) - With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight's games went.
  
  
• Swinging Back Around (Oct 18th, 2017) - [insert excerpt]
  
  
• Break Out The Scissors! (Oct 10th, 2017) - It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job?
  
  
• Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache (Sep 19th, 2017) - Being Lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week.
  
  
• P.B.R.R.I.P. (Aug 29th, 2017) - Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on...
  
  
• A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging (Aug 22nd, 2017) - The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.
  
  

Lefty John is currently featured on 2 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Biggest Personal Best Game Jumps (23rd)
• Top 25 Bowlers Who Improved the Most In a Single Season Season (9th)

In addition, teams of which Lefty John was a member are featured on 1 Top 25 list:


The good...

• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Dios Mios (Fall 2008) - (9th)