The fifteenth week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (181) and series (512) for the women, while John Coleman earned this week's high game (222) and series (583) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sofa King Good had some one-on-one time with 3 Dudes and a Doll. In spite of top-billing by Angela Bradford with her 512 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against 3 Dudes and a Doll. Across the ball return, Chris Rigdon called the shots for 3 Dudes and a Doll with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good remains in 8th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt traded lane malfunctions with It's Britney, Bitch. Regardless of the star power of Shaun Crockett with his 459 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by Britney. While that was going down, Sarah Buchanan commanded Britney with her above-average 370 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Britney jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of ?. With Split Happens forfeiting, all ? needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, John Coleman oversaw ? with his above-average 583 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while ? remains in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: You Don't Know Sh!t took turns kicking the ball return with Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his 573 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Countering this, Dennis Laube laid down the law in the Kennels with his above-average 568 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla shared a platter of cheese sticks with Dios Mios. Featuring Travis Kleiner with his 440 series, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Dios Mios. . With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Ebowla leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Dios Mios plunge 2 spots to 9th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Chris Rigdon (202), Cory Chorpenning (203,204), David Parre (215), Dennis Laube (202), and John Coleman (200,222)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Angela Bradford came closest), while Dennis Laube vanquished Division 2. John Richardson creamed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 4) trounced this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Don Glasscock and Kendall Kukowski. Division 2: Dennis LaubeDivision 3: John Richardson and Chris Rigdon. Division 4: Aubrey Moren

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 69) will match wits with 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. The Kennels are expected to perform well and win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t is forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will socialize with 4th-place ? (hcp 51). 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla (hcp 57) will chill with 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 163) will throw some gutter balls with 8th-place Sofa King Good. Britney might perform well, but split the series with Sofa King; while Sofa King ought to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dios Mios will spend some quality time with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Dios Mios are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Amy Goodnow Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: John Coleman	#1 H2H BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: John Richardson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I got in just as Scott was pulling out." Travis Kleiner, on a missed encounter in the parking lot.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	41-19	.683	28,992	n/a
2	You Don't Know Sh!t	37-23	.617	32,989	n/a
3	3 Dudes and a Doll	36-24	.600	27,805	n/a
4	?	34-26	.567	25,080	n/a
5	Ebowla	29-31	.483	24,096	+1
6	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening...	26-34	.433	27,437	-1
7	It's Britney, Bitch	25.5-34.5	.425	21,565	+2
8	Sofa King Good	24-36	.400	30,575	n/a
9	Dios Mios	23.5-36.5	.392	22,183	-2
10	Split Happens	19-41	.317	18,800	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Coleman - 583 Cory Chorpenning - 573 Dennis Laube - 568 Chris Rigdon - 564 Aubrey Moren - 533	Angela Bradford - 512 Jennifer Seefeldt - 458 Freda Schroeder - 397 Sarah Buchanan - 370 Amy Goodnow - 351
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 660 John Coleman - 652 Jason Garcia - 648 John Richardson - 645 Dennis Laube - 640	Angela Bradford - 588 Amy Goodnow - 579 Jennifer Seefeldt - 578 Sarah Buchanan - 574 Freda Schroeder - 488
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Coleman - 222 David Parre - 215 Cory Chorpenning - 204 Chris Rigdon - 202 Dennis Laube - 202 (t) Jason Garcia - 196	Angela Bradford - 181 Jennifer Seefeldt - 180 Sarah Buchanan - 154 Freda Schroeder - 148 Amy Goodnow - 120
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Garcia - 255 John Coleman - 245 David Parre - 238 John Koehler - 234 Dennis Laube - 226	Sarah Buchanan - 222 Jennifer Seefeldt - 220 Angela Bradford - 206 Amy Goodnow - 196 Freda Schroeder - 178
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Garcia - 70 John Coleman - 51 John Koehler - 47 David Parre - 44 Aubrey Moren - 34	Sarah Buchanan - 39 Jennifer Seefeldt - 30 Amy Goodnow - 15 Angela Bradford - 13

The fourteenth week of Spring 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (194) and series (542) for the women. As for the men, Chris Rigdon and Travis Kleiner both tied for this week's high game with a 214, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 568. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: You Don't Know Sh!t did battle with It's Britney, Bitch. Although blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 568 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against Britney. Conversely, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Jeff Unseld shined in Britney with his stupendous 529 as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Britney remains in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sofa King Good sparred with ?. Although topped by Angela Bradford with her above-average 542 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against ?. While that was going down, John Coleman laid down the law in ? with his above-average 540 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Joel Teply) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while ? remains in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla had a rendezvous with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Featuring Travis Kleiner with his dazzling 531 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. On the other side, Nik Domann oversaw Dr. Strangelanes with his 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens spent a romantic evening with Dios Mios. Demonstrating the prowess of Ben Carmean with his above-average 448 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. . With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Split Happens needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: 3 Dudes and a Doll kept stealing sips of beer from Bad Newz Kennels. With top billing by Chris Rigdon with his above-average 551 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll split the series with the Kennels. As for the opposition, Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his above-average 558 as they matched their opponent in wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Chris Rigdon (214), Jeff Unseld (204), Ryan Doll (201), and Travis Kleiner (214)

New personal high games were set tonight by Travis Kleiner (214, previous best 211) and Tom Finley (188, previous best 172). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Travis Kleiner (531, previous best 497) and Amy Goodnow (374, previous best 363).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while John Coleman spanked Division 2. Chris Rigdon claimed victory in Division 3, and Jeff Unseld clobbered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock tops Division 1; Dennis Laube runs the show in Division 2; Chris Rigdon calls the shots Division 3; and Shaun Crockett governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Sofa King Good will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 46). Sofa King is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will spend some quality time with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 115). Dr. Strangelanes might perform well and win the series; while Britney ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 24) will challenge 4th-place ?. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while ? will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will chill with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 72). Don't Know Sh!t might roll a little low, but split the series with the Kennels; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 20) will face 7th-place Dios Mios. Ebowla is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios are anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Joel Teply Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Jeff Unseld Runner Up: Travis Kleiner	#1 H2H BOWLER Jeff Unseld Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "John's ball bag is gray? When did that happen?" Nik Domann, on the ravages of age.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	38-18	.679	27,082	n/a
2	You Don't Know Sh!t	36-20	.643	30,867	n/a
3	3 Dudes and a Doll	33-23	.589	25,790	n/a
4	?	31-25	.554	23,396	n/a
5	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening...	26-30	.464	25,706	n/a
6	Ebowla	25-31	.446	22,460	+2
7	Dios Mios	23.5-32.5	.420	22,183	-1
8	Sofa King Good	23-33	.411	28,500	-1
9	It's Britney, Bitch	21.5-34.5	.384	20,097	n/a
10	Split Happens	19-37	.339	18,872	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 568 Dennis Laube - 558 Chris Rigdon - 551 John Coleman - 540 Travis Kleiner - 531	Angela Bradford - 542 Freda Schroeder - 446 Jennifer Seefeldt - 410 Amy Goodnow - 374 Sarah Buchanan - 370
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Jeff Unseld - 701 Travis Kleiner - 646 Dennis Laube - 632 Tom Finley - 627 Chris Rigdon - 620	Angela Bradford - 621 Amy Goodnow - 606 Sarah Buchanan - 574 Freda Schroeder - 532 Jennifer Seefeldt - 527
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Travis Kleiner - 214 Chris Rigdon - 214 (t) Jeff Unseld - 204 Ryan Doll - 201 Dennis Laube - 199 Cory Chorpenning - 196	Angela Bradford - 194 Freda Schroeder - 193 Sarah Buchanan - 145 Jennifer Seefeldt - 145 (t) Amy Goodnow - 132
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jeff Unseld - 261 Tom Finley - 255 Travis Kleiner - 252 Chris Rigdon - 237 Ryan Schooley - 228	Freda Schroeder - 221 Angela Bradford - 220 Sarah Buchanan - 213 Amy Goodnow - 209 Jennifer Seefeldt - 184
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jeff Unseld - 76 Tom Finley - 72 Travis Kleiner - 62 Chris Rigdon - 43 Ryan Schooley - 40	Sarah Buchanan - 30 Amy Goodnow - 29 Freda Schroeder - 29 (t) Angela Bradford - 27

The thirteenth week of Spring 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 182, and women's high series was bagged by Jennifer Seefeldt with a 486. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (237) and series (657). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels entered a showdown to the death with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Blessed by Phil Schroeder with his thrilling 580 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. In the meantime, Seth Gunderson oversaw Dr. Strangelanes with his 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens shared a platter of cheese sticks with 3 Dudes and a Doll. In spite of the prowess of James Long with his below-average 493 series, Split Happens got swept by 3 Dudes and a Doll. Across the ball return, Chris Rigdon commanded 3 Dudes and a Doll with his above-average 550 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: It's Britney, Bitch chucked gutter balls with Dios Mios. While headlined by Dave Winger with his below-average 374 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sabrina Gray, Britney managed only 1.5 wins against Dios Mios. As for the opposition, Bill Krejci guided Dios Mios with his above-average 558 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 9th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla spent a romantic evening with ?. Regardless of the star power of Travis Kleiner with his 450 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against ?. Meanwhile, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rob Kaszuba laid down the law in ? with his miraculous 523 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 8th place, while ? remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of You Don't Know Sh!t. In spite of top-billing by Don Glasscock with his 657 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against Don't Know Sh!t. Countering this, Duncan Ferber called the shots for Don't Know Sh!t with his 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Chris Rigdon (220), Cory Chorpenning (212,202), Don Glasscock (212,208,237), Duncan Ferber (205), John Coleman (223), and Phil Schroeder (222)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock ruled Division 1, while Phil Schroeder had his way with Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt decimated Division 3, and Rob Kaszuba rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jeff Unseld (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock leads Division 1; Dennis Laube governs Division 2; Kris Hiestand calls the shots Division 3; and Shaun Crockett tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will meet with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 217). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Britney is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Sofa King Good will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place ? (hcp 96). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 68) will battle 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 29) will hang out with 6th-place Dios Mios. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 23) will compete against 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. 3 Dudes and a Doll is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Sabrina Gray Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Rob Kaszuba Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Rob Kaszuba Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" Cory Chorpenning, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Travis Kleiner

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	36-16	.692	25,178	n/a
2	You Don't Know Sh!t	35-17	.673	28,759	n/a
3	3 Dudes and a Doll	31-21	.596	23,932	n/a
4	?	28-24	.538	21,649	n/a
5	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening...	25-27	.481	24,030	n/a
6	Dios Mios	23.5-28.5	.452	22,183	+1
7	Sofa King Good	22-30	.423	26,530	-1
8	Ebowla	22-30	.423	20,734	n/a
9	It's Britney, Bitch	18.5-33.5	.356	18,476	n/a
10	Split Happens	16-36	.308	17,273	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 657 Duncan Ferber - 589 Cory Chorpenning - 584 Phil Schroeder - 580 Bill Krejci - 558	Jennifer Seefeldt - 486 Angela Bradford - 484 Freda Schroeder - 436 Sabrina Gray - 370 Sarah Buchanan - 351
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 669 Phil Schroeder - 668 Don Glasscock - 657 Chris Rigdon - 622 David Parre - 619	Jennifer Seefeldt - 606 Sabrina Gray - 574 Cindy Palmer - 567 Angela Bradford - 563 Sarah Buchanan - 555
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 237 John Coleman - 223 Phil Schroeder - 222 Chris Rigdon - 220 Cory Chorpenning - 212	Angela Bradford - 182 Jennifer Seefeldt - 171 Freda Schroeder - 161 Sabrina Gray - 128 Sarah Buchanan - 128 (t) Cindy Palmer - 122
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 251 John Coleman - 246 Chris Rigdon - 244 Don Glasscock - 237 Scott Murdock - 234	Jennifer Seefeldt - 211 Angela Bradford - 208 Cindy Palmer - 197 Sabrina Gray - 196 Sarah Buchanan - 196 (t) Amy Goodnow - 193
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Phil Schroeder - 59 John Coleman - 52 Chris Rigdon - 50 Scott Murdock - 45 Travis Kleiner - 42	Jennifer Seefeldt - 21 Cindy Palmer - 16 Angela Bradford - 15 Sabrina Gray - 13 Sarah Buchanan - 13 (t) Amy Goodnow - 13 (t)

The tweltfh week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (202) and series (484) for the women. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 257, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 669. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 3 Dudes and a Doll had a delightful time with Ebowla. In spite of top-billing by Chris Rigdon with his 524 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll accomplished only 1 win against Ebowla. On the adjacent lane, Travis Kleiner drew the spotlight in Ebowla with his above-average 486 as his team took the series with 3 wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios waged a heated competition against Bad Newz Kennels. Despite the strength of Bill Krejci with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 435 series, Dios Mios got swept by the Kennels. While that was going down, Dennis Laube oversaw the Kennels with his above-average 553 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: You Don't Know Sh!t tussled with Split Happens. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 669 series, Don't Know Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Don't Know Sh!t needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt faced off against Sofa King Good. Demonstrating the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett and his stunning 531 series, Dr. Strangelanes collected 3 wins against Sofa King. Simultaneously, Don Glasscock shined in Sofa King with his below-average 609 despite his team notching only a single win. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt remains in 5th place, while Sofa King moves 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: ? couldn't stop inappropriately groping It's Britney, Bitch. Blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Joel Teply and his amazing 474 series, ? collected 3 wins against Britney. On the other half of the score sheet, Jeff Unseld guided Britney with his above-average 428 despite his team notching only a single win. ? remains in 4th place, while Britney moves 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (244,218,207), Don Glasscock (257), Duncan Ferber (214), Freda Schroeder (202), and Travis Kleiner (202)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (531, previous best 492).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber mopped up Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Rigdon came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Jeff Unseld came closest). Finally, Shaun Crockett (Division 4) cleaned up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski reigns over Division 1; Dennis Laube runs the show in Division 2; Kris Hiestand dominates Division 3; and Shaun Crockett tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will chuck some balls with 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 18). The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 68) will test their mettle against 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 80) will chill with 7th-place Dios Mios. Britney will likely roll decently and win the series; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 14) will face 4th-place ?. Ebowla might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Sofa King Good (hcp 48) will compete against 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Sofa King is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Shaun Crockett Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Joel Teply Runner Up: Shaun Crockett	#1 H2H BOWLER Joel Teply Runner Up: Shaun Crockett
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling." Shaun Crockett, having a senior moment.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	33-15	.688	23,191	n/a
2	You Don't Know Sh!t	32-16	.667	26,538	n/a
3	3 Dudes and a Doll	27-21	.563	22,085	n/a
4	?	25-23	.521	19,872	n/a
5	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening...	24-24	.500	22,200	n/a
6	Sofa King Good	21-27	.438	24,483	+1
7	Dios Mios	21-27	.438	20,494	-1
8	Ebowla	21-27	.438	19,174	n/a
9	It's Britney, Bitch	17-31	.354	17,070	+1
10	Split Happens	16-32	.333	15,731	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 669 Duncan Ferber - 609 Don Glasscock - 609 (t) Dennis Laube - 553 Shaun Crockett - 531 Chris Rigdon - 524 Kendall Kukowski - 524 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 484 Jennifer Seefeldt - 402 Sarah Buchanan - 378 Amy Goodnow - 288
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 669 Joel Teply - 663 Shaun Crockett - 663 (t) Duncan Ferber - 637 Dennis Laube - 632 Chris Lewis - 620	Sarah Buchanan - 584 Freda Schroeder - 568 Amy Goodnow - 518 Jennifer Seefeldt - 517
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 257 Cory Chorpenning - 244 Duncan Ferber - 214 Travis Kleiner - 202 Dennis Laube - 193	Freda Schroeder - 202 Jennifer Seefeldt - 139 Sarah Buchanan - 132 Amy Goodnow - 105
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 257 Cory Chorpenning - 244 Travis Kleiner - 241 Shaun Crockett - 236 Joel Teply - 227 Aubrey Moren - 227 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 230 Sarah Buchanan - 200 Amy Goodnow - 181 Jennifer Seefeldt - 177
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 51 Shaun Crockett - 47 Cory Chorpenning - 44 Joel Teply - 43 Aubrey Moren - 38 Don Glasscock - 38 (t) Martin Coady - 38 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 37 Sarah Buchanan - 18 Amy Goodnow - 1

The eleventh week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (189) and series (480) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (268) and series (666) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios chucked gutter balls with You Don't Know Sh!t. Though reinforced by John Boren with his 530 series, Dios Mios got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. While that was going down, Duncan Ferber mastered Don't Know Sh!t with his miraculous 645 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: ? spent some quality time with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Despite being led by John Coleman with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 441 series, ? accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson took the lead in Dr. Strangelanes with his above-average 538 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as his team took the series with 3 wins. ? leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Dr. Strangelanes move 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sofa King Good accepted a challenge by Ebowla. Topped by Don Glasscock with his 666 series, Sofa King collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Across the ball return, Travis Kleiner shined in Ebowla with his 466 despite his team notching only a single win. Sofa King Good remains in 7th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: 3 Dudes and a Doll hung out with It's Britney, Bitch. Starring Ryan Doll with his 516 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Britney. On the adjacent lane, Sarah Buchanan laid down the law in Britney with her outstanding 409 despite her team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while Britney sinks 1 spot to 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels tussled with Split Happens. While headlined by Dennis Laube with his 481 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the flipside, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Schooley showed off in Split Happens with his terrific 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (200), Don Glasscock (268,215), Duncan Ferber (201,220,224), and Ryan Schooley (204)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Brian Henderson (196, previous best 179). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Shaun Crockett (492, previous best 473).

The 268 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber creamed Division 1, while Travis Kleiner won Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and Shaun Crockett whipped Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski tops Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; Kris Hiestand reigns over Division 3; and Aubrey Moren leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will face 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 68). 3 Dudes and a Doll is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Dios Mios (hcp 60) will battle 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Split Happens (hcp 160). Don't Know Sh!t will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 47) will match wits with 7th-place Sofa King Good. Dr. Strangelanes might perform well and win the series; while Sofa King ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place ? will hang out with 10th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 70). ? is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Britney is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Shaun Crockett Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ryan Schooley Runner Up: Duncan Ferber	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Schooley Runner Up: Duncan Ferber
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I normally play with house balls, but tonight Rob let me play with his." Jennifer Seefeldt, taking her hands from a place many hands have been to a place only Rob Kaszuba's hands have been.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	29-15	.659	21,200	n/a
2	You Don't Know Sh!t	28-16	.636	24,239	n/a
3	3 Dudes and a Doll	26-18	.591	20,247	n/a
4	?	22-22	.500	18,059	+1
5	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening...	21-23	.477	20,377	+1
6	Dios Mios	21-23	.477	18,910	-2
7	Sofa King Good	20-24	.455	22,607	n/a
8	Ebowla	18-26	.409	17,495	n/a
9	Split Happens	16-28	.364	16,211	+1
10	It's Britney, Bitch	16-28	.364	15,631	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 666 Duncan Ferber - 645 Cory Chorpenning - 562 Ryan Schooley - 553 James Long - 546	Freda Schroeder - 480 Angela Bradford - 465 Jennifer Seefeldt - 462 Sarah Buchanan - 409 Sabrina Gray - 323
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Schooley - 704 Duncan Ferber - 681 Don Glasscock - 666 Shaun Crockett - 628 James Long - 618	Sarah Buchanan - 622 Jennifer Seefeldt - 577 Freda Schroeder - 561 Amy Goodnow - 544 Angela Bradford - 539
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 268 Duncan Ferber - 224 Ryan Schooley - 204 Cory Chorpenning - 200 John Boren - 198	Freda Schroeder - 189 Angela Bradford - 161 Jennifer Seefeldt - 158 Sarah Buchanan - 157 Amy Goodnow - 129
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 268 Brian Henderson - 256 Ryan Schooley - 254 Duncan Ferber - 236 Aubrey Moren - 228 Ben Carmean - 228 (t)	Sarah Buchanan - 228 Freda Schroeder - 216 Amy Goodnow - 205 Jennifer Seefeldt - 196 Angela Bradford - 185
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Brian Henderson - 72 Ryan Schooley - 67 Don Glasscock - 50 Ben Carmean - 42 Aubrey Moren - 40	Sarah Buchanan - 46 Amy Goodnow - 25 Freda Schroeder - 23 Jennifer Seefeldt - 6