David was captain of the 3rd place team You Don't Know Sh!t.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2008

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Dios Mios	21&22	168	167	159	494	580	164
Week 2	Split Happens	19&20	151	173	133	457	543	158
Week 3	Sofa King Good	25&26	174	156	229	559	659	167
Week 4	It's Britney, Bitch	21&22	201	185	204	590	669	175
Week 5	Bad Newz Kennels	23&24	167	204	199	570	630	178
Week 6	Ebowla	27&28	166	148	158	472	524	174
Week 7	?	25&26	157	231	170	558	620	176
Week 8	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How...	19&20	(176)	(176)	(176)	528	585	176
Week 9	3 Dudes and a Doll	27&28	135	188	169	492	549	174
Week 10	Dios Mios	21&22	125	185	151	461	523	172
Week 11	Dios Mios	19&20	147	178	164	489	556	171
Week 12	Split Happens	23&24	147	170	180	497	566	170
Week 13	Sofa King Good	27&28	168	197	182	547	619	171
Week 14	It's Britney, Bitch	19&20	166	143	184	493	562	171
Week 15	Bad Newz Kennels	25&26	215	166	149	530	599	171
Week 16	Bad Newz Kennels	19&20	137	184	143	464	533	170
TOTALS			2600	2851	2750	8201	9317	170

David Parre made his league debut in the Fall 2000 season.

Having rolled 471 games over the course of 13 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Parre carries a lifetime average of 158.

To date, David's highest game shot in league was a 248 bowled in Game #1 during Week #8 of the Fall 2005 session and his highest series in league was the 590 he rolled in Week #4 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 12 time(s).


David has bowled for:
  -Fall 2009: Rollin' J's   (Avg: 172)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2009: Sh!t, Another Season   (Avg: 160)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Ain't No Sh!t   (Avg: 164)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2008: You Don't Know Sh!t   (Avg: 170)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: Unstoppabowl   (Avg: 152)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2006: TBD   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2006: Yo Mama   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2005: Three Men and a Babe   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2005: Sub Parre   (Avg: 151)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2003: When Push Comes To Shove   (Avg: 165)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2002: Team 5   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2001: The Bowling Elvii   (Avg: 153)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)


 

David has unlocked the following Spring 2008 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.			Your current position in the league standings.
		Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
	Your team has 2+ of the top averages in the league!	Huge incremental drops in-between game scores!	Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which David has been mentioned:

• Fear The Cheese (Mar 29th, 2016) - Why, oh why, do people continue to deny the power of The Cheese Stick Curse? Time and time again, the power of the molten mozzarella has been proven!
  
  

David is currently featured on 4 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Bowlers Truly Feelin' It (4th)
• Top 25 Most MVB Runner-Ups (21st)

The just for fun...

• Top 25 Bowlers to Roll Their Average Exactly (22nd)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Commonly Thrown Game (23rd)

In addition, teams of which David was a member are featured on 3 Top 25 lists:


The good...

• Top 25 Best Team Games (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (3rd)


• Top 25 Best Team Series (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (16th)


• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (2nd)