Don was a member of the 8th place team Sofa King Good.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 1 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 1 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2008

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Ebowla	19&20	225	195	184	604	604	201
Week 2	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How...	23&24	181	239	247	667	667	211
Week 3	You Don't Know Sh!t	25&26	212	226	213	651	651	213
Week 4	?	27&28	269	235	206	710	710	219
Week 5	3 Dudes and a Doll	21&22	213	232	214	659	659	219
Week 6	Split Happens	23&24	256	278	236	770	770	225
Week 7	Bad Newz Kennels	27&28	235	226	212	673	673	225
Week 8	Dios Mios	25&26	169	173	208	550	550	220
Week 9	It's Britney, Bitch	21&22	214	148	266	628	628	218
Week 10	?	23&24	(218)	(218)	(218)	654	654	218
Week 11	Ebowla	23&24	268	183	215	666	666	219
Week 12	Dr. Strangelanes, Or How...	25&26	257	168	184	609	609	217
Week 13	You Don't Know Sh!t	27&28	212	208	237	657	657	217
Week 14	?	21&22	(217)	(217)	(217)	651	651	217
Week 15	3 Dudes and a Doll	19&20	(217)	(217)	(217)	651	651	217
Week 16	It's Britney, Bitch	25&26	201	222	155	578	578	215
TOTALS			3564	3385	3429	10378	10378	215

Don Glasscock made his league debut in the Spring 2007 season.

Having rolled 93 games over the course of 3 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Glasscock carries a lifetime average of 217.

To date, Don's highest game shot in league was a 278 bowled in Game #2 during Week #6 of the Spring 2008 session and his highest series in league was the 770 he rolled in Week #6 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 1 time(s).


Don has bowled for:
  -Spring 2008: Sofa King Good   (Avg: 215)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Seefeldt the Glasscock   (Avg: 219)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: X9XX   (Avg: 214)   (My profile for this team)


 

Don has unlocked the following Spring 2008 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.	Named the #1 Power Ranked Bowler of any week.		Your current position in the league standings.
Rolled the High Game Scratch at least one week.	Rolled the High Series Scratch at least one week.	Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week.	Rolled the High Series Handicap at least one week.	Had the Most Pins Over Average at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.			Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
You swept the last place team... assholes!		Huge incremental drops in-between game scores!	Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.
Selected People's Choice MVB!

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Don has been mentioned:

• Spring 2019 Recap (May 15th, 2019) -
  
  
• For Whom the Bell Tolls (Dec 2nd, 2014) - The Finals lineup is now set for the Fall 2014 season of GutterAlley, our 30th Finals since we started this crazy league back in late 1999. Look how far we have come: in the very first season, it was a rare occurrence if anyone shot a 200 game. Now, we have people that average that on a weekly basis. This season has also seen more 200+ games than ever before, a testament as to how much we've improved over the past decade and a half.
  
  
• Turkeys Galore (Nov 25th, 2014) - Turkeys, turkeys, turkeys...damn, there were a LOT of turkeys thrown during GutterAlley action in Week #14. Currently on pace to see more 200+ games than any other season in league history, twenty-two games of 200+ were thrown by more than a third of the roster this week alone. The top two teams in the league remained tied atop of the heap with The Finals just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Let's do this...
  
  
• Eye on the Prize (Nov 18th, 2014) - GutterAlley action in Week #13 ended with the only two teams that have occupied first place in a tie at 34 wins apiece, potentially setting the stage for a winner-takes-all showdown in the Finals three weeks away. Two other teams, however, remain in striking distance as the Fall 2014 season marches on.
  
  
• Pinterest Pins the Championship (May 13th, 2014) - The Spring 2014 season came to a close with the Finals a mere formality as Pinterest had already wrapped up the championship last week. Congratulations to title winners Jonathan Vigliaturo, Andy McLeod, Ian Goetz, and Seth Gunderson on their impressive run, ending with the 6th best win record in league history. The full recap can be found inside...
  
  
• Fall 2013: And the winner is... (Dec 11th, 2013) - The Fall 2013 Fun Night closed out the season with an awards ceremony announcing the winners of the individual achievements, season favorites, and the newest addition to the GutterAlley Hall of Fame...
  
  
• It's All Over (Dec 4th, 2013) - Despite the Finals having been settled and decided last week, there was still one more night to make great things happen...and Chadwick Andrews did 'em all.Over the course of three games Andrews shot his career high game as well as series, secured his second consecutive night to be named Most Valuable Bowler and #1 Power Ranked Bowler, and concluded his evening by winning the Tournament of Champions. Not too bad of a way to finish one's season, eh?
  
  
• Awards Renamed in Honor of Hall of Famers, Others (Dec 3rd, 2013) -
  
  
• The 11th Frame – Week 13, Spring 2013 (Apr 26th, 2013) -
  
  
• The 11th Frame – Week 11, Spring 2013 (Apr 12th, 2013) -
  
  
• The 11th Frame - Week 9, Spring 2013 (Mar 28th, 2013) -
  
  
• The 11th Frame: Week 5, Spring 2013 (Feb 21st, 2013) -
  
  

Don is currently featured on 21 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Best Bowlers to Never Win a Championship (1st)
• Top 25 Highest Series of All Time (2nd)
• Top 25 Highest Games of All Time (12th)
• Top 25 Best Dream Series of All Time (13th)
• Top 25 Weekly High Game Scratch Leaders - By Percentage (1st)
• Top 25 Total Pins in a Single Season (11th)
• Top 25 People Who Have Been the Best Bowler in the League (8th)
• Top 25 Highest Position Round Performances (9th)
• Top 25 Highest Lifetime Averages (2nd)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Consecutive 600+ Series (4th)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Consecutive 200+ Games (1st)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most 600+ Series in a Single Season (4th)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most 600+ Series (14th)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most 200+ Games in a Single Season (5th)
• Top 25 Best Substitute Bowlers (4th)
• Top 25 Best Personal Starts to a Season (21st)
• Top 25 Best Male Bowlers (2nd)
• Top 25 Best League Debuts - Male (8th)
• Top 25 Best League Debuts (8th)
• Top 25 Best Bowlers of All Time (2nd)

The just for fun...

• Top 25 (Okay, 50) Largest Swings In-Between Games (27th)