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Spring 2008, Week 3

Posted by BowlingBot February 5, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 3 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 3 Robo-RecapThe third week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (213) and series (572) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (244) and series (662) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios had a rendezvous with It's Britney, Bitch. Though reinforced by Bill Krejci with his below-average 546 series, Dios Mios got swept by Britney. In the midst of this, Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan ruled Britney with her stupendous 387 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios remains in 9th place, while Britney jumps 2 spots to 6th.

week3On lanes 21 & 22: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Scott Murdock with his 469 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by the Kennels. Simultaneously, #1 Power-Ranked Phil Schroeder drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his exceptional 556 as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: ? hung out with Ebowla. Showcasing John Coleman with his above-average 541 series, ? celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. While that was going down, Chris Lewis oversaw Ebowla with his 424 despite his team getting swept. ? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Ebowla remains in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: You Don't Know Sh!t faced off against Sofa King Good. With the strength of #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 662 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Sofa King. Countering this, Don Glasscock called the shots for Sofa King with his 651 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Sofa King plunges 2 spots to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: 3 Dudes and a Doll took turns kicking the ball return with Split Happens. Led by Ryan Doll with his below-average 539 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Concurrently, Ryan Simonet mastered Split Happens with his below-average 405 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (208,213), Bill Krejci (200), Cory Chorpenning (244,213,205), David Parre (229), Don Glasscock (212,226,213), Duncan Ferber (209,226), John Coleman (201), Phil Schroeder (203), and Ryan Doll (200)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Sarah Buchanan (387, previous best 352).

Adding to the excitement, the 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is this season's new high series among women.

The 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 7th-best women's series in league history!


The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1
1. Don Glasscock
2. Cory Chorpenning
3. Duncan Ferber
4. Bill Krejci
5. Ryan Doll
6. Seth Gunderson
7. Angela Bradford
8. Kendall Kukowski
9. Freda Schroeder
10. David Parre
DIVISION 2
1. Nik Domann
2. John Coleman
3. Travis Kleiner
4. Dennis Laube
5. Phil Schroeder
6. Scott Murdock
7. Jennifer Seefeldt
8. Chris Rigdon
9. Kris Hiestand
10. Chris Lewis
DIVISION 3
1. Ryan Simonet
2. John Richardson
3. Ryan Schooley
4. John Koehler
5. Rob Kaszuba
6. Jason Garcia
7. Ben Carmean
8. Aubrey Moren
9. Shaun Crockett
10. Sabrina Gray
DIVISION 4
1. John Keck
2. Jeff Unseld
3. Brian Henderson
4. Tom Finley
5. Jeff Geheb
6. Joel Teply
7. Martin Coady
8. Amy Goodnow
9. Sarah Buchanan
10. Cindy Palmer



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will roll against 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 76). Dr. Strangelanes are expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 228) will socialize with 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Britney might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Dios Mios will match wits with 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 43). Dios Mios will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will test their mettle against 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 4). The Kennels might perform well and win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place ? (hcp 125) will chill with 5th-place Sofa King Good. ? is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sofa King is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sarah Buchanan
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I ran up to high-five Cindy but I tripped face-first into the rack."

Joel Teply, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 11-1 .917 5,630 n/a
2 3 Dudes and a Doll 10-2 .833 5,456 n/a
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 8-4 .667 6,657 +1
4 ? 8-4 .667 4,710 +2
5 Sofa King Good 7-5 .583 6,130 -2
6 It's Britney, Bitch 6-6 .500 4,178 +2
7 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 4-8 .333 5,521 -2
8 Split Happens 4-8 .333 4,705 -1
9 Dios Mios 1-11 .083 5,170 n/a
10 Ebowla 1-11 .083 4,772 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 662
Don Glasscock - 651
Duncan Ferber - 614
David Parre - 559
Phil Schroeder - 556
Angela Bradford - 572
Freda Schroeder - 479
Jennifer Seefeldt - 449
Sarah Buchanan - 387
Sabrina Gray - 367
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 681
Phil Schroeder - 671
David Parre - 659
Don Glasscock - 651
John Coleman - 644
Angela Bradford - 658
Sarah Buchanan - 636
Sabrina Gray - 563
Jennifer Seefeldt - 552
Freda Schroeder - 541
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 244
David Parre - 229
Duncan Ferber - 226
Don Glasscock - 226 (t)
Phil Schroeder - 203
John Coleman - 201
Angela Bradford - 213
Freda Schroeder - 187
Jennifer Seefeldt - 165
Sarah Buchanan - 139
Sabrina Gray - 125
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
David Parre - 262
Cory Chorpenning - 250
Phil Schroeder - 241
John Coleman - 235
Tom Finley - 235 (t)
Dennis Laube - 230
Angela Bradford - 241
Sarah Buchanan - 222
Freda Schroeder - 207
Jennifer Seefeldt - 199
Cindy Palmer - 190
Sabrina Gray - 190 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 71
Tom Finley - 55
Cory Chorpenning - 52
Phil Schroeder - 51
John Coleman - 44
Angela Bradford - 49
Sarah Buchanan - 43
Freda Schroeder - 13
Cindy Palmer - 9
Jennifer Seefeldt - 8


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