The seventh week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (181) and series (497) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 673. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 3 Dudes and a Doll traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. Featuring Chris Rigdon with his above-average 542 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll split the series with Dios Mios. Simultaneously, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his below-average 524 as they matched their opponent in wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Demonstrating the prowess of Ben Carmean, Ryan Schooley with their 435 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. Conversely, Scott Murdock laid down the law in Dr. Strangelanes with his 459 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla did battle with It's Britney, Bitch. With top billing by Chris Lewis with his 411 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Britney. As for the opposition, Jeff Unseld took the lead in Britney with his 362 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla leaps 3 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Britney sinks 1 spot to 9th.
On lanes 25 & 26: ? alternated splits with You Don't Know Sh!t. Although topped by Rob Kaszuba with his below-average 381 series, ? got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. Across the ball return, Cory Chorpenning shined in Don't Know Sh!t with his 632 as they swept the competition. ? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Don't Know Sh!t moves 1 spot to 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good took turns kicking the ball return with Bad Newz Kennels. Regardless of the star power of Don Glasscock with his 673 series, Sofa King got swept by the Kennels. On the adjacent lane, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Phil Schroeder dominated the Kennels with his phenomenal 622 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good plummets 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 2nd.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (209), Chris Rigdon (211), Cory Chorpenning (235,200), David Parre (231), Don Glasscock (235,226,212), Kendall Kukowski (201), Nik Domann (205), and Phil Schroeder (245)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Phil Schroeder (245, previous best 231). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Phil Schroeder (622, previous best 606).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Don Glasscock came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock came closest). Chris Rigdon had his way with Division 3, and Shaun Crockett spanked Division 4. Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock calls the shots for Division 1; Phil Schroeder reigns over Division 2; John Richardson governs Division 3; and Aubrey Moren leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will face 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 88). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will spend some quality time with 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 83). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will compete against 8th-place ? (hcp 73). 3 Dudes and a Doll will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sofa King Good will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 116). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Split Happens will test their mettle against 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 53). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and win the series; while Britney is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 21-7 | .750 | 13,024 | n/a |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 19-9 | .679 | 13,631 | +1 |
| 3 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 17-11 | .607 | 15,727 | +1 |
| 4 | Sofa King Good | 16-12 | .571 | 14,863 | -2 |
| 5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 13-15 | .464 | 13,119 | n/a |
| 6 | Ebowla | 13-15 | .464 | 11,312 | +3 |
| 7 | Dios Mios | 12-16 | .429 | 11,901 | n/a |
| 8 | ? | 12-16 | .429 | 11,274 | -2 |
| 9 | It's Britney, Bitch | 10-18 | .357 | 9,974 | -1 |
| 10 | Split Happens | 7-21 | .250 | 10,974 | n/a |
