The fourteenth week of Fall 2009 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (167) and series (475) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 229, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads couldn't stop inappropriately groping WWJB. Featuring trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his astonishing 612 series, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. On the flipside, Dave Winger called the shots for WWJB with his below-average 368 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 3rd place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny had some one-on-one time with Rollin' J's. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg split the series with Rollin' J's. On the other half of the score sheet, Jerry Krall guided Rollin' J's with his above-average 447 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs traded lane malfunctions with BOWLSH!T. In spite of the prowess of Scott Murdock with his below-average 449 series, BILFs got swept by BOWLSH!T. On the adjacent lane, Travis Kleiner took the lead in BOWLSH!T with his above-average 479 as they swept the competition. BILFs plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla sparred with Split Happens. With the strength of Jason Carpio with his below-average 515 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chicks With Balls tussled with Quick Release. Led by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 475 series, the Chicks split the series with Quick Release. Conversely, Ryan Doll dominated Quick Release with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.
Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: David Codding (204,229), Dennis Laube (224), Jason Carpio (224), John Boren (206,204), Ken M. Wilson (202,211,204), Phil Schroeder (224,205), Rob Kaszuba (204), Ryan Doll (217), and Travis Kleiner (200)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Aubrey Moren triumphed over his enemies in Division 2Phil Schroeder triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Jerry Krall came closest), and Orion Kinkaid creamed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Aubrey Moren and Phil Schroeder reign over Division 2 in a tie; AJ Hofmann holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will match wits with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 218). Sweep The Leg is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Chicks are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place BOWLSH!T will spend some quality time with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 11). BOWLSH!T might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla will compete against 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place No Pinheads will tussle with 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 24). No Pinheads might roll a little low and get swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place BILFs will hang out with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 10). BILFs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Dennis Laube
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
Ken Wilson, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Rich Foster
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Sweep The Leg, Johnny |
52-4 |
.929 |
31,613 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Quick Release |
38-18 |
.679 |
27,295 |
n/a |
| 3 |
No Pinheads |
35-21 |
.625 |
28,421 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Rollin' J's |
28.5-27.5 |
.509 |
20,521 |
n/a |
| 5 |
Ebowla |
26-30 |
.464 |
21,925 |
+2 |
| 6 |
WWJB |
26-30 |
.464 |
21,806 |
-1 |
| 7 |
BOWLSH!T |
24-32 |
.429 |
20,443 |
+1 |
| 8 |
BILFs |
23-33 |
.411 |
23,005 |
-2 |
| 9 |
Chicks With Balls |
20.5-35.5 |
.366 |
20,568 |
n/a |
| 10 |
Split Happens |
5-51 |
.089 |
15,217 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 14, 5, 51, .089, 0, 10)
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