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Posted by BowlingBot November 6, 2019 Fall 2019, Week 12 View Score Sheets

(Scoot here... I'm taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I'm keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)
The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while Michael Gordon earned this week's high game (242) and series (674) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: With a battle so mismatched that the outcome could trigger the apocalypse, the wrathful C.I.C.K. Ass 2 matched wits with the rascally The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Too. Despite being propelled by Ian Goetz with his 615 series, CICK accomplished only 1 win against James Tott School for B's. Over on the other side, James Tott with his better-than-normal 497 series showed off for James Tott School for B's as his team took the match with 3 wins. C.I.C.K. Ass 2 drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while James Tott School for B's remain in 4th.

Meanwhile, down on our usual set of lanes last night, this really happened during the special event taking places down there.

On lanes 17 & 18: In a pairing of teams of similar strength, Bowl Movements faced off against Scared Splitless. Although receiving some motivation from Conor Clarke with his amazing 555 series, Movements got swept by Splitless. In the meantime, Curtis Whiles with his better-than-normal 537 series shone in Splitless (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Michael Whiles) as they swept the competition. Bowl Movements drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Splitless move up 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: We find a pairing of virtually equal strengths, as Rear Admirals debated whether to go all Tonya Harding on BDE. Although topped by Scott Murdock with his 513 series, Admirals got swept by BDE. In the midst of this, Alison Radke with her better-than-normal 424 series guided BDE as they swept the competition. Rear Admirals remains in 6th place, while BDE remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: With closely-matched team strength, See you next Tuesday! had a rendezvous with Pin Is King 2. Regardless of the star power of Aaron Barber with his above-average 582 series, Next Tuesday accomplished only 1 win against Kings. Countering this, #1 Head-to-Head Michael Gordon and his straight-up ludicrous 674 series inspired Kings as his team took the match with 3 wins. See you next Tuesday! remains in 1st place, while Kings move up 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Aaron Barber (235), Ben Spencer (217), Carl Goetz (204,203), Curtis Whiles (218), Ian Goetz (214,232), Jonathan Vigliaturo (236), Ken M. Wilson (210), Matthew Taylor (203), Michael Gordon (221,242,211), Nick Kinney (204), and Seth Gunderson (200)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Michael Whiles (199, previous best 150). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Michael Whiles (518, previous best 407).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Michael Gordon won Division 1, while AJ Hofmann routed Division 2. Curtis Whiles swept Division 3, and Michael Whiles creamed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Michael Gordon holds the reins in Division 1; Scott Murdock is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Curtis Whiles tops Division 3; and Jared Nuhn leads Division 4.

Bowling Thru Time...


Detailed results here

This Week's Results vs Spring 2015:

  1. C.I.C.K. Ass 2 went 1-3 against Gimme Headpin
  2. The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... went 1-3 against Sponsored By Rogue
  3. Bowl Movements went 2-2 against Amazeballs
  4. Scared Splitless went 4-0 against Squirtin' Tunas
  5. Rear Admirals went 0-4 against 10 Pins 10 Balls
  6. BDE went 1-3 against Split It & Hit It
  7. See you next Tuesday! went 4-0 against The Pin is Mightier
  8. Pin Is King 2 went 3-1 against Ballz Out

Current Standings:

  • C.I.C.K. Ass 2: 34-14
  • See you next Tuesday!: 33-15
  • Pin Is King 2: 30-18
  • The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good...: 27.5-20.5
  • Rear Admirals: 22-26
  • Scared Splitless: 22-26
  • Bowl Movements: 20.5-27.5
  • BDE: 18.5-29.5

The top 4 teams in terms of points at the end of the season will win extra cash.

Individual Standings

DIVISION 1

1. Michael Gordon   27.5 (+4)
2. Ken M. Wilson   24
3. Carl Goetz   23 (+1.5)
4. Ian Goetz   22.5 (+2)
5. Jeremy Cline   22 (+1)
6. Aaron Barber   21 (+3)
7. Matthew Taylor   19.5 (+0.5)
8. Cory Chorpenning   19 (+1)
  DIVISION 2

1. AJ Hofmann   28 (+4)
2. Seth Gunderson   28 (+3)
3. Jonathan Vigliaturo   26 (+3)
4. Dennis Walling   25.5 (+1)
5. Scott Murdock   25.5 (+3)
6. Nick Kinney   25 (+1)
7. Ben Spencer   21.5 (+3)
8. Rob Kaszuba   16.5
DIVISION 3

1. Curtis Whiles   34 (+3)
2. James Tott   29 (+3)
3. JoAnne (Gordon) Barber   24.5 (+2)
4. Conor Clarke   24.5 (+4)
5. Luke Melton   22.5 (+3)
6. Jeremy Varnell   20.5
7. Freda Schroeder   17.5
8. Joe Meyer   15.5
  DIVISION 4

1. Alison Radke   25 (+3)
2. Jared Nuhn   24.5
3. Brian Bockelman   24 (+3)
4. Michael Whiles   22.5 (+4)
5. Ben Conaghan   19.5 (+3)
6. Dennis Cummings   19
7. Tony Marin   16 (+1)

The top 4 individuals in terms of points in each division at the end of the season will win extra cash.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 3&4, 1st-place See you next Tuesday! will match wits with 8th-place Bowl Movements (hcp 152). Next Tuesday is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Movements are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 5&6, 4th-place The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Too (hcp 20) will chuck some balls with 5th-place BDE. James Tott School for B's might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while BDE ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 7&8, 7th-place Scared Splitless (estimated hcp 146) will roll against 2nd-place Pin Is King 2. Splitless will likely amazing and win the series; while Kings will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 9&10, 6th-place Rear Admirals (hcp 195) will tussle with 3rd-place C.I.C.K. Ass 2. Admirals are predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while CICK is anticipated to see their team average take a dive even though they enjoy their victories.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Michael Whiles
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Michael Whiles
Runner Up:
Michael Gordon

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Michael Gordon
Runner Up:
Michael Whiles

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You get a bonus ball! And you get a bonus ball! And you get a bonus ball! Everybody gets a bonus ball! [under his breath] Except Carl."

AJ Winfrey, ducking and hiding from Carl after making an observation about the 10th frame.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 See you next Tuesday! 36-12 .750 25,107 n/a
2 Pin Is King 2 31-17 .646 25,683 +1
3 C.I.C.K. Ass 2 30-18 .625 28,535 -1
4 The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... 23-25 .479 20,070 n/a
5 BDE 22.5-25.5 .469 21,116 n/a
6 Rear Admirals 18.5-29.5 .385 19,772 n/a
7 Scared Splitless 15-33 .313 18,911 +1
8 Bowl Movements 14-34 .292 15,308 -1

Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Michael Gordon - 674
Ian Goetz - 615
Carl Goetz - 586
Aaron Barber - 582
Ben Spencer - 565
Alison Radke - 424
Freda Schroeder - 407
Mary Clarke - 373
JoAnne Barber - 331
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Michael Gordon - 724
Michael Whiles - 722
Conor Clarke - 670
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 644
Aaron Barber - 637
Ben Spencer - 637 (t)
Alison Radke - 604
Freda Schroeder - 531
JoAnne Barber - 518
Mary Clarke - 500
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Michael Gordon - 242
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 236
Aaron Barber - 235
Ian Goetz - 232
Curtis Whiles - 218
Alison Radke - 167
Freda Schroeder - 149
Mary Clarke - 139
JoAnne Barber - 113
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Michael Whiles - 267
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 263
Michael Gordon - 258
Aaron Barber - 253
Curtis Whiles - 250
Alison Radke - 227
Freda Schroeder - 190
Mary Clarke - 181
JoAnne Barber - 175
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Michael Whiles - 84
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 70
Michael Gordon - 63
Curtis Whiles - 58
Aaron Barber - 58 (t)
James Tott - 51
Alison Radke - 42
Freda Schroeder - 1


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