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All Hail the Chumps, er, Champs!

Posted by Ken November 27, 2013 Fall 2013, Week 15 View Score Sheets

After having taken hold of the top spot in the league standings in Week #6 and not relinquishing it at all, Bowltron wrapped up their run Tuesday night by racking up enough wins to be untouchable in the Finals next week. Congratulations to four time champion John Boren and first time winners Bryan Mohr and Rob Kaszuba! Oh, and Ryan Doll was carried along for the ride as well. The Finals this week will merely be for a formality as the rest of the league just divides what's left over. Ready to hear how it all played out in Week #15? Read on...They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder so it's pretty apparent that there will be no yearning in the Finals between Split It and Hit It and Will Strike if Provoked as they will face off once again like they did this week. Entering the night in 3rd place and 4th place respectively, the teams battled one another to a standstill with Split It's Dennis Blake hoisting a 527 to Will Strike's Aubrey Moren 621. The wins keep them right where they were, with a single win separating them.On Lanes 43 & 44, Bewbie Dance needed to add big wins in order to keep their championship hopes alive but ran face first into Ballz Out and this season's #1 Rookie of the Season contender Chadwick Andrews. Putting up a team high 495 series – and netting both #1 Power Ranked bowler as well as Most Valuable Bowler honors in the process – Andrews led his team to a surprising 3-1 matchup victory and effectively ending the Bewbs big second half of the season. The wins allow Ballz Out to hop up to 5th while Bewbie Dance remains in 2nd place. Carl Goetz led the Bewbs with a 536 series in the losing effort.With Even Brunker Than Defore running late, Gutterfingers opted to let 'em catch up once they arrived and the matchup was on. This proved to be a boon for Even Drunker as they earned a 3-1 matchup victory, nearly sweeping their opponents, with only a loss in Game #2 by a mere nine pins. Eric Lynch led Defore with his 490 series while Anita Osthoff's 473 series was the best from the Gutterfingers. Despite the wins, Even Brunker remains in 8th while, despite the losses, Gutterfingers remains in 7th place. The two teams will face one another again next week in the Finals.The last time Breaking Bad faced Bowltron, they battled one another to a standstill. The same could be said after the first two games of their matchup down on the last pair of lanes, with Bowltron taking Game #1 by 21 pins and Breaking Bad taking Game #2 by 21 pins to make Game #3 a winner-takes-three battle. Naturally, as they have done all season, Breaking Bad shit the bed and Bowltron was not only rewarded with the 3-1 matchup victory but sealing the title for the Fall 2013 season. Ryan Doll's 565 series led Bowltron for the night while Bad's Ken M. Wilson and his 594 was the best they could offer. Bowltron ends their run in 1st place while Breaking Bad takes their commanding 27-33 record into 6th place.The Tournament of Champions seeds are officially set now that the regular season has concluded. Despite Freda Schroeder thinking that she was battling everyone in all the divisions tonight (no one quite understands that one, seeing as how the ToC has been around for a couple of years now and we thought everyone understood how it works), here's how it all sits:Division 1 = Ryan Doll (35) is the #1 seed, Ken M. Wilson (23) is the #2 seedDivision 2 = Angela Bradford (29) is the #3 seed, Jonathan Vigliaturo (18) is the #4 seedDivision 3 = Freda Schroeder (33) is the #5 seed, Bryan Mohr (21) is the #6 seed (narrowly defeating Matt Bunyard due to the seasonal Power Ranking tie-breaker)Division 4 = Chadwick Andrews (29) is the #7 seed, Steve Kohlmeyer (23) is the #8 seedGood luck to these eight rollers! For those of you interested, you can check out the bracket for next week.This week's rollers spied at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (215, 217), Carl Goetz (200), Dennis Blake (224), John Boren (212), and Ken M. Wilson (247).Voting for this season's Hall of Fame ballot is now officially closed. Thank you to all who voted. See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Chadwick Andrews
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Chadwick Andrews
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Chadwick Andrews
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Aaaaaaaand THAT'S how you win a championship. Standing there."

Seth Gunderson, taking this week's cover photo after his team lost their matchup causing Bowltron to wrap up the season.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bowltron 42-18 .700 30,830 n/a
2 Bewbie Dance 37-23 .617 31,975 n/a
3 Split It and Hit It 35-25 .583 25,249 n/a
4 Will Strike if Provoked 34-26 .567 29,718 n/a
5 Ballz Out 28.5-31.5 .475 25,123 +1
6 Breaking Bad 27-33 .450 33,122 -1
7 Gutterfingers 23.5-36.5 .392 25,126 n/a
8 Even Brunker Than Defore 13-47 .217 21,409 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Aubrey Moren - 621
Ken Wilson - 594
Ryan Doll - 565
Carl Goetz - 536
Kody Karnes - 535
Angela Bradford - 520
Freda Schroeder - 478
Anita Osthoff - 473
Sarah Lynch - 321
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Chadwick Andrews - 665
Aubrey Moren - 661
Matt Bunyard - 648
Ryan Doll - 605
Eric Lynch - 600
Freda Schroeder - 598
Angela Bradford - 592
Sarah Lynch - 561
Anita Osthoff - 552
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 247
Dennis Blake - 224
Aubrey Moren - 217
John Boren - 212
Carl Goetz - 200
Angela Bradford - 198
Anita Osthoff - 191
Freda Schroeder - 173
Sarah Lynch - 113
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 247
Matt Bunyard - 243
Dennis Blake - 242
Chadwick Andrews - 238
Aubrey Moren - 230
Angela Bradford - 222
Anita Osthoff - 217
Freda Schroeder - 213
Sarah Lynch - 193
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Matt Bunyard - 56
Chadwick Andrews - 53
Dennis Blake - 47
Ken Wilson - 42
Eric Lynch - 38
Angela Bradford - 28
Anita Osthoff - 24
Freda Schroeder - 23
Sarah Lynch - 13


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