The fourteenth week of Fall 2009 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (167) and series (475) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 229, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads spent a romantic evening with WWJB. Starring trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his amazing 612 series, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Conversely, Dave Winger guided WWJB with his below-average 368 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 3rd place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny accepted a challenge by Rollin' J's. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg split the series with Rollin' J's. On the other side, Jerry Krall laid down the law in Rollin' J's with his above-average 447 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of BOWLSH!T. Though featuring Scott Murdock with his below-average 449 series, BILFs got swept by BOWLSH!T. Concurrently, Travis Kleiner called the shots for BOWLSH!T with his above-average 479 as they swept the competition. BILFs plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla alternated splits with Split Happens. With the strength of Jason Carpio with his below-average 515 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chicks With Balls matched wits with Quick Release. Demonstrating the prowess of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 475 series, the Chicks split the series with Quick Release. Simultaneously, Ryan Doll drew the spotlight in Quick Release with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: David Codding (204,229), Dennis Laube (224), Jason Carpio (224), John Boren (206,204), Ken M. Wilson (202,211,204), Phil Schroeder (224,205), Rob Kaszuba (204), Ryan Doll (217), and Travis Kleiner (200)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Aubrey Moren cleaned up Division 2Phil Schroeder cleaned up Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Jerry Krall came closest), and Orion Kinkaid spanked Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Aubrey Moren and Phil Schroeder run the show in Division 2 in a tie; AJ Hofmann reigns over Division 3; and Amanda Duncan leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will roll against 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 218). Sweep The Leg is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Chicks are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place BOWLSH!T will hang out with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 11). BOWLSH!T might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla will tussle with 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place No Pinheads will face 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 24). No Pinheads might roll a little low and get swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place BILFs will challenge 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 10). BILFs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Dennis Laube	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Amanda Duncan, reassuring Jason Carpio, who was heading to the men's room.