The eleventh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Sarah Sauer landed this week's high game for the women with a 162, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Caudillo with a 413. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 240, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens had some one-on-one time with No Pinheads. Regardless of the star power of James Long with his above-average 536 series, Split Happens got swept by No Pinheads. Conversely, #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren laid down the law in No Pinheads with his commanding 564 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while No Pinheads move 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Rollin' J's faced off against BOWLSH!T. Although topped by Jerry Krall with his 382 series, Rollin' J's got swept by BOWLSH!T. In the midst of this, Travis Kleiner showed off in BOWLSH!T with his above-average 483 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they swept the competition. Rollin' J's plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sweep The Leg, Johnny tussled with BILFs. Blessed by Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg collected 3 wins against BILFs. In the meantime, Scott Murdock drew the spotlight in BILFs with his above-average 546 despite his team notching only a single win. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while BILFs remain in 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Chicks With Balls spent some quality time with WWJB. Though featuring Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 413 series, the Chicks accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. Meanwhile, Rich Foster shined in WWJB with his above-average 479 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while WWJB jumps 2 spots to 4th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Quick Release alternated between bowling and dry humping Ebowla. With top billing by Ryan Doll with his 588 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Simultaneously, Jason Carpio ruled Ebowla with his 552 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Ebowla sinks 1 spot to 8th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (222), David Codding (210), Dennis Laube (219), James Long (218), Jason Carpio (214,201), Ken M. Wilson (223), Pat Searcy (206), Ryan Doll (240), and Scott Murdock (225)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube had his way with Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Rob Kaszuba came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though AJ Hofmann came closest), and Alison Radke creamed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Rob Kaszuba (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson and Dennis Laube hold the reins in Division 1 in a tie; Aubrey Moren tops Division 2; AJ Hofmann leads Division 3; and Amanda Duncan is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 49) will chill with 5th-place BILFs. The Chicks are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while BILFs are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 94) will face 3rd-place Quick Release. Split Happens might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place No Pinheads will battle 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 102). No Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Ebowla will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 181) will match wits with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. BOWLSH!T might perform well, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Sweep The Leg ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 52) will challenge 4th-place WWJB. Rollin' J's are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 42-2 | .955 | 24,628 | n/a |
2 | No Pinheads | 29-15 | .659 | 22,117 | +1 |
3 | Quick Release | 29-15 | .659 | 21,556 | -1 |
4 | WWJB | 22-22 | .500 | 17,314 | +2 |
5 | BILFs | 21-23 | .477 | 18,143 | n/a |
6 | Rollin' J's | 20.5-23.5 | .466 | 15,609 | -2 |
7 | BOWLSH!T | 19-25 | .432 | 15,574 | +1 |
8 | Ebowla | 17-27 | .386 | 16,554 | -1 |
9 | Chicks With Balls | 15.5-28.5 | .352 | 16,066 | n/a |
10 | Split Happens | 5-39 | .114 | 14,008 | n/a |