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Spring 2008, Week 16

Posted by BowlingBot May 6, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 16 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 16 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2008 season draws to a close, with Bad Newz Kennels officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (202) and series (550) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (234) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels had some one-on-one time with You Don't Know Sh!t. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren and his amazing 562 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Don't Know Sh!t. Across the ball return, Duncan Ferber ruled Don't Know Sh!t with his above-average 604 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels close out in 1st place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to come out in 3rd.

week16On lanes 21 & 22: 3 Dudes and a Doll had a delightful time with ?. Starring Chris Rigdon with his 542 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against ?. Conversely, John Coleman showed off in ? with his above-average 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll leaps 1 spot in the standings to finish in 2nd place, while ? cross the finish line in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla shared a platter of cheese sticks with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Despite being led by Travis Kleiner with his below-average 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson commanded Dr. Strangelanes with his 508 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla complete in 5th place, while Dr. Strangelanes wind up in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: It's Britney, Bitch spent some quality time with Sofa King Good. With top billing by Jeff Unseld with his below-average 376 series, Britney split the series with Sofa King. Countering this, Don Glasscock dominated Sofa King with his below-average 578 as they matched their opponent in wins. It's Britney, Bitch end the season in 7th place, while Sofa King end up with 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios entered a showdown to the death with Split Happens. With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Split Happens needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. . But Split Happens also forfeited, making this entire matchup a waste of time to have written about. Dios Mios 9th place, while Split Happens 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (213), Cory Chorpenning (209,214), Don Glasscock (201,222), Duncan Ferber (234), Freda Schroeder (202), John Coleman (206), and John Richardson (211)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 4), with John Richardson (Division 3) landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot, while John will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jason Garcia
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Freda Schroeder

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Freda Schroeder
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"We're waiting Chris to get his other ball out."

David Parre, delayed from action by a stuck zipper.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 44-20 .688 31,018 n/a
2 3 Dudes and a Doll 39-25 .609 29,800 +1
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 38-26 .594 35,097 -1
4 ? 35-29 .547 26,846 n/a
5 Ebowla 30-34 .469 25,563 n/a
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 29-35 .453 29,191 n/a
7 It's Britney, Bitch 27.5-36.5 .430 22,979 n/a
8 Sofa King Good 26-38 .406 32,397 n/a
9 Dios Mios 23.5-40.5 .367 22,183 n/a
10 Split Happens 19-45 .297 18,716 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 604
Cory Chorpenning - 603
Don Glasscock - 578
Aubrey Moren - 562
John Coleman - 549
Freda Schroeder - 550
Angela Bradford - 463
Sabrina Gray - 375
Sarah Buchanan - 375 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 361
Amy Goodnow - 288
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 684
Duncan Ferber - 628
John Richardson - 627
Jason Garcia - 624
John Coleman - 616
Freda Schroeder - 646
Sabrina Gray - 576
Sarah Buchanan - 576 (t)
Angela Bradford - 539
Amy Goodnow - 513
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 234
Don Glasscock - 222
Cory Chorpenning - 214
Aubrey Moren - 213
John Richardson - 211
Freda Schroeder - 202
Angela Bradford - 161
Sarah Buchanan - 148
Jennifer Seefeldt - 144
Sabrina Gray - 139
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 253
John Richardson - 253 (t)
Duncan Ferber - 242
Joel Teply - 233
John Coleman - 228
Freda Schroeder - 234
Sarah Buchanan - 215
Sabrina Gray - 206
Amy Goodnow - 202
Angela Bradford - 186
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Aubrey Moren - 64
John Richardson - 64 (t)
Joel Teply - 48
Duncan Ferber - 44
Jason Garcia - 42
John Coleman - 34
Freda Schroeder - 42
Sarah Buchanan - 32
Sabrina Gray - 23
Amy Goodnow - 21


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