The thirteenth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (222) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 263, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn shared a few beers with King Pins. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 489 series, Churn and Burn accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. On the other side, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Duncan Ferber reigned supreme in King Pins with his miraculous 646 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts had a rendezvous with X9XX. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Guttersluts got swept by X9XX. Conversely, Don Glasscock commanded X9XX with his 659 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Unstoppabowl matched wits with Those 4 Bowlers. Demonstrating the prowess of Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 596 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Unstoppabowl split the series with 4 Bowlers. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson ruled 4 Bowlers with his above-average 557 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls spent some quality time with Frickin' Ten Pin. Starring Pat Searcy with his 569 series, Oily Balls split the series with Ten Pin. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz mastered Ten Pin with his above-average 619 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Ten Pin remains in 9th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. sparred with Doll's Balls. Featuring Steve Kiernan with his above-average 598 series, T.B.D. celebrated a clean sweep over Doll's Balls. Countering this, John Richardson guided Doll's Balls with his wondrous 527 despite his team getting swept. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Doll's Balls sink 1 spot to 7th.
Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (222), Carl Goetz (216,225), Cory Chorpenning (247), Don Glasscock (223,213,223), Duncan Ferber (263,210), Freda Schroeder (201), John Richardson (200), Nik Domann (203), Rich DeYoung (200), Seth Gunderson (213), Stefan Miller (208), and Steve Kiernan (232,207)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber crushed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and Kendall Kukowski rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) cleaned up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren reigns over Division 1; Seth Gunderson tops Division 2; Dave Hickerson holds the reins in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 29) will test their mettle against 4th-place Unstoppabowl. Doll's Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Unstoppabowl is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 66) will roll against 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. T.B.D. might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ten Pin ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will meet with 6th-place King Pins (hcp 115). Oily Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while King Pins will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Guttersluts will match wits with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 29). Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place X9XX will chill with 8th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 88). X9XX is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Tyler Hilker
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Duncan Ferber
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."
David Parre, always with an excuse for a crappy game.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Guttersluts |
36.5-15.5 |
.702 |
23,678 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Oily Balls |
31.5-20.5 |
.606 |
26,006 |
n/a |
| 3 |
X9XX |
31-21 |
.596 |
25,549 |
+1 |
| 4 |
Unstoppabowl |
29.5-22.5 |
.567 |
23,827 |
-1 |
| 5 |
Those 4 Bowlers |
25-27 |
.481 |
22,434 |
n/a |
| 6 |
King Pins |
22.5-29.5 |
.433 |
21,714 |
+2 |
| 7 |
Doll's Balls |
21.5-30.5 |
.413 |
21,964 |
-1 |
| 8 |
Churn and Burn |
21-31 |
.404 |
22,002 |
-1 |
| 9 |
Frickin' Ten Pin |
20-32 |
.385 |
24,156 |
n/a |
| 10 |
T.B.D. |
19.5-32.5 |
.375 |
18,607 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (83,15, 13, 19.5, 32.5, .375, 0, 10)
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