The eleventh week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard picked up this week's high game (231) and series (472) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (235) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Those 4 Bowlers tussled with Doll's Balls. Though featuring Seth Gunderson with his below-average 476 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. Meanwhile, Ryan Doll ruled Doll's Balls with his 503 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Frickin' Ten Pin shared a few beers with King Pins. Despite the strength of Carl Goetz with his above-average 594 series, Ten Pin got swept by King Pins. On the other half of the score sheet, Duncan Ferber oversaw King Pins with his 521 as they swept the competition. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: T.B.D. deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Oily Balls. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Oily Balls needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Pat Searcy drew the spotlight in Oily Balls with his 604 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Oily Balls jump 2 spots to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: X9XX kept grabbing the balls of Unstoppabowl. Headlined by Stefan Miller with his 515 series, X9XX split the series with Unstoppabowl. As for the opposition, Cory Chorpenning guided Unstoppabowl with his 543 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn spent a romantic evening with Guttersluts. Despite being led by Jason Carpio with his below-average 481 series, Churn and Burn got swept by Guttersluts. Countering this, John Boren commanded Guttersluts with his 574 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (212), Carl Goetz (214), Chris Lewis (214), Cory Chorpenning (226), Deena Slinkard (231), Duncan Ferber (202), Pat Searcy (235), and Seth Gunderson (200)

New personal high games were set tonight by Deena Slinkard (231, previous best 194) and Chris Lewis (214, previous best 198). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Chris Lewis (498, previous best 469).

Adding to the excitement, the 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is this season's new high game among women.

The 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while Stefan Miller creamed Division 2. Chris Lewis staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Daniel Bolton had his way with Division 4. Finally, John Boren (Division 1) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson holds the reins in Division 2; Deena Slinkard leads Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place X9XX will test their mettle against 2nd-place Oily Balls (hcp 18). X9XX is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 2) will hang out with 8th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers might perform well and sweep the series; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 36) will compete against 1st-place Guttersluts. Doll's Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place King Pins (hcp 15) will meet with 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will battle 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 12). Ten Pin is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while Unstoppabowl is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Chris Lewis Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Deena Slinkard	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." John Boren, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	34.5-9.5	.784	20,165	n/a
2	Oily Balls	26.5-17.5	.602	22,002	+2
3	Unstoppabowl	26.5-17.5	.602	20,035	-1
4	X9XX	26-18	.591	21,348	-1
5	Those 4 Bowlers	22-22	.500	18,988	n/a
6	Doll's Balls	19.5-24.5	.443	18,622	+1
7	King Pins	18-26	.409	18,257	+2
8	Churn and Burn	17-27	.386	18,739	-2
9	Frickin' Ten Pin	15-29	.341	20,363	-1
10	T.B.D.	13-31	.295	14,671	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 604 Carl Goetz - 594 John Boren - 574 Bill Krejci - 554 Cory Chorpenning - 543	Deena Slinkard - 472 Angela Bradford - 465 Freda Schroeder - 414 Andee Weinfurt - 385 Sara Bryant - 373
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Chris Lewis - 649 Kendall Kukowski - 631 Carl Goetz - 622 Pat Searcy - 620 Bill Krejci - 618	Deena Slinkard - 637 Sarah Buchanan - 604 Angela Bradford - 577 Ariel Waldman - 568 Andee Weinfurt - 550
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 235 Cory Chorpenning - 226 Chris Lewis - 214 Carl Goetz - 214 (t) Bill Krejci - 212 Duncan Ferber - 202	Deena Slinkard - 231 Sarah Buchanan - 167 Freda Schroeder - 165 Angela Bradford - 160 Andee Weinfurt - 138
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 264 Pat Searcy - 240 Cory Chorpenning - 234 Bill Krejci - 233 Carl Goetz - 223 Stefan Miller - 223 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 286 Sarah Buchanan - 251 Ariel Waldman - 209 Freda Schroeder - 200 Angela Bradford - 197
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 77 Pat Searcy - 42 Daniel Bolton - 40 Bill Krejci - 39 Cory Chorpenning - 37	Deena Slinkard - 100 Sarah Buchanan - 72 Ariel Waldman - 28 Ginger O'Reilly - 14 Jamie Gibson - 13

The Spring 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (488) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (267) and series (701) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts tussled with Oily Balls. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his astounding 701 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Oily Balls. Across the ball return, Pat Searcy called the shots for Oily Balls with his below-average 537 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while Oily Balls plunge 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Unstoppabowl chucked gutter balls with X9XX. Topped by Cory Chorpenning with his 562 series, Unstoppabowl split the series with X9XX. While that was going down, Don Glasscock ruled X9XX with his above-average 677 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Those 4 Bowlers waged a heated competition against Churn and Burn. Blessed by Seth Gunderson with his astonishing 620 series, 4 Bowlers collected 3 wins against Churn and Burn. On the adjacent lane, Jason Carpio shined in Churn and Burn with his below-average 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn remains in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pin accepted a challenge by Doll's Balls. Even though highlighted by the skills of Carl Goetz with his above-average 595 series, Ten Pin accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. On the flipside, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler John Richardson laid down the law in Doll's Balls with his marvelous 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: King Pins took turns kicking the ball return with T.B.D.. Reinforced by Duncan Ferber with his above-average 591 series, King Pins split the series with T.B.D.. Conversely, Steve Kiernan mastered T.B.D. with his above-average 579 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins remains in 9th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (217), Don Glasscock (228,224,225), Duncan Ferber (223,203), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (267,205,229), John Richardson (202), Pat Searcy (223), Seth Gunderson (258), and Steve Kiernan (207)

New personal high games were set tonight by Seth Gunderson (258, previous best 230) and Chris Lewis (198, previous best 177). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Seth Gunderson (620, previous best 611) and Chris Lewis (469, previous best 447).

Adding to the excitement, the 701 rolled by John Boren is this season's new high series for men.

The 267 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
The 701 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 5th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren triumphed over his enemies in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Seth Gunderson came closest). John Richardson cleaned up Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Emily Austin came closest). Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 2) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren holds the reins in Division 1; Seth Gunderson calls the shots Division 2; Deena Slinkard and Dave Hickerson dominate Division 3 in a tie; and Kendall Kukowski reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers will roll against 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 6). 4 Bowlers are expected to perform well and win the series; while Doll's Balls are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will face 9th-place King Pins (hcp 89). Ten Pin might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while King Pins ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 103) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Oily Balls. T.B.D. will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place X9XX (hcp 6) will meet with 2nd-place Unstoppabowl. X9XX might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 22) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Guttersluts. Churn and Burn is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Guttersluts; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: John Richardson	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: John Boren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I ran up to high-five Freda but I tripped face-first into the rack." Seth Gunderson, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	30.5-9.5	.763	18,263	n/a
2	Unstoppabowl	24.5-15.5	.613	18,156	+1
3	X9XX	24-16	.600	19,290	+1
4	Oily Balls	23.5-16.5	.588	19,968	-2
5	Those 4 Bowlers	21-19	.525	17,296	n/a
6	Churn and Burn	17-23	.425	17,199	n/a
7	Doll's Balls	16.5-23.5	.413	16,884	+1
8	Frickin' Ten Pin	15-25	.375	18,597	-1
9	King Pins	14-26	.350	16,631	n/a
10	T.B.D.	13-27	.325	14,845	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 701 Don Glasscock - 677 Seth Gunderson - 620 Carl Goetz - 595 Duncan Ferber - 591	Freda Schroeder - 488 Angela Bradford - 405 Sara Bryant - 374 Ariel Waldman - 353 Emily Austin - 327
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 734 John Richardson - 691 Seth Gunderson - 684 Don Glasscock - 677 Duncan Ferber - 641	Freda Schroeder - 593 Sarah Buchanan - 582 Ariel Waldman - 576 Sara Bryant - 542 Emily Austin - 531
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 267 Seth Gunderson - 258 Don Glasscock - 228 Pat Searcy - 223 Duncan Ferber - 223 (t) Carl Goetz - 217	Freda Schroeder - 176 Angela Bradford - 146 Sara Bryant - 132 Emily Austin - 128 Sarah Buchanan - 126
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 279 John Boren - 278 Chris Lewis - 250 John Richardson - 244 Duncan Ferber - 239	Sarah Buchanan - 212 Freda Schroeder - 211 Emily Austin - 196 Ariel Waldman - 194 Sara Bryant - 188
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Seth Gunderson - 85 John Boren - 81 Chris Lewis - 63 John Richardson - 55 Duncan Ferber - 44	Sarah Buchanan - 34 Freda Schroeder - 20 Ariel Waldman - 13 Emily Austin - 13 (t) Sara Bryant - 2

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (190) and series (499) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (246) and series (675) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn tussled with Frickin' Ten Pin. Headlined by Jason Carpio with his awe-inspiring 602 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. On the flipside, Phil Schroeder showed off in Ten Pin with his 499 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ten Pin sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. shared a platter of cheese sticks with Unstoppabowl. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Unstoppabowl needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Cory Chorpenning commanded Unstoppabowl with his below-average 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: King Pins entered a showdown to the death with Those 4 Bowlers. With top billing by Duncan Ferber with his spectacular 613 series, King Pins split the series with 4 Bowlers. Conversely, Seth Gunderson shined in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 562 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Guttersluts. Despite being led by Ken M. Wilson with his 549 series, Oily Balls got swept by Guttersluts. Across the ball return, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Boren reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his wondrous 675 as they swept the competition. Oily Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Doll's Balls chucked gutter balls with X9XX. Notwithstanding the leadership of Ryan Doll with his 516 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against X9XX. Countering this, Don Glasscock took the lead in X9XX with his 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while X9XX remains in 4th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (204), Cory Chorpenning (210), Don Glasscock (226), Duncan Ferber (244), Jason Carpio (207,242), John Boren (214,215,246), John Coleman (201), Pat Searcy (200), Ryan Doll (209), and Seth Gunderson (216)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren routed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Shaun Crockett came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy reigns over Division 1; Seth Gunderson holds the reins in Division 2; Deena Slinkard calls the shots Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 47) will tussle with 2nd-place Oily Balls. Guttersluts are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 21) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place X9XX. Unstoppabowl might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with X9XX; while X9XX ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 12) will face 6th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers will likely roll decently and win the series; while Churn and Burn will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will battle 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 49). Ten Pin might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place King Pins will challenge 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. is anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Seth Gunderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I've got a handful of fun here today!" Justin Comfort, on the goofy moods his teammates were in.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	26.5-9.5	.736	16,365	+1
2	Oily Balls	23.5-12.5	.653	18,131	-1
3	Unstoppabowl	22.5-13.5	.625	16,279	n/a
4	X9XX	22-14	.611	17,244	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	18-18	.500	15,494	n/a
6	Churn and Burn	16-20	.444	15,514	+1
7	Frickin' Ten Pin	14-22	.389	16,706	-1
8	Doll's Balls	13.5-22.5	.375	15,022	n/a
9	King Pins	12-24	.333	14,769	+1
10	T.B.D.	11-25	.306	12,959	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 675 Duncan Ferber - 613 Don Glasscock - 603 Jason Carpio - 602 Seth Gunderson - 562	Angela Bradford - 499 Deena Slinkard - 408 Freda Schroeder - 393 Tracy Rychlewski - 393 (t) Andee Weinfurt - 361
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 720 Duncan Ferber - 673 Jason Carpio - 669 Seth Gunderson - 631 Bill Krejci - 617 James Cholke - 617 (t)	Angela Bradford - 609 Deena Slinkard - 576 Tracy Rychlewski - 573 Andee Weinfurt - 521 Freda Schroeder - 491
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 246 Duncan Ferber - 244 Jason Carpio - 242 Don Glasscock - 226 Seth Gunderson - 216	Angela Bradford - 190 Deena Slinkard - 162 Tracy Rychlewski - 153 Andee Weinfurt - 143 Freda Schroeder - 142
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 264 Duncan Ferber - 264 (t) John Boren - 261 Seth Gunderson - 239 Ryan Doll - 234 Kris Hiestand - 229	Angela Bradford - 226 Deena Slinkard - 218 Tracy Rychlewski - 213 Andee Weinfurt - 196 Freda Schroeder - 174
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 70 Duncan Ferber - 69 John Boren - 65 Seth Gunderson - 45 Kris Hiestand - 42	Angela Bradford - 36 Deena Slinkard - 32 Tracy Rychlewski - 28 Andee Weinfurt - 10

We are now halfway through the Spring 2007 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (191) and series (503) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (242) and series (660) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls chucked gutter balls with King Pins. Even though highlighted by the skills of John Richardson with his thrilling 499 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. In the meantime, John Coleman reigned supreme in King Pins with his 570 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Churn and Burn entered a showdown to the death with Oily Balls. Though featuring James Cholke with his 489 series, Churn and Burn missed getting swept by Oily Balls by just one pin. Across the ball return, Pat Searcy took the lead in Oily Balls with his 590 as his team took the series with 3.5 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Oily Balls remain in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: X9XX matched wits with Frickin' Ten Pin. Demonstrating the prowess of Stefan Miller with his 523 series, X9XX collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. While that was going down, #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz commanded Ten Pin with his commanding 660 despite his team notching only a single win. X9XX remains in 4th place, while Ten Pin moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: T.B.D. spent a romantic evening with Those 4 Bowlers. Regardless of the star power of Steve Kiernan with his 555 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against 4 Bowlers. On the other half of the score sheet, Seth Gunderson laid down the law in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts had some one-on-one time with Unstoppabowl. Led by Bill Krejci with his breathtaking 594 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Unstoppabowl. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Unstoppabowl with his below-average 500 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221,204), Carl Goetz (242,218,200), John Boren (213), John Coleman (213), and Pat Searcy (212,216)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Dave Hickerson (514, previous best 499).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz trounced Division 1, while Seth Gunderson got the better of Division 2. Dave Hickerson creamed Division 3, and Daniel Bolton mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson governs Division 2; Deena Slinkard leads Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 38) will test their mettle against 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Churn and Burn is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ten Pin is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place T.B.D. (hcp 55) will roll against 3rd-place Unstoppabowl. T.B.D. might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place King Pins (hcp 56) will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers. King Pins will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Oily Balls will chill with 2nd-place Guttersluts (hcp 54). Oily Balls might perform well and sweep the series; while Guttersluts ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 28) will meet with 4th-place X9XX. Doll's Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while X9XX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Daniel Bolton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Daniel Bolton Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Dave Hickerson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" John Coleman, with a handy vacation tip.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Oily Balls	23.5-8.5	.734	16,150	n/a
2	Guttersluts	22.5-9.5	.703	14,369	+1
3	Unstoppabowl	19.5-12.5	.609	14,494	-1
4	X9XX	19-13	.594	15,270	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	16-16	.500	13,760	n/a
6	Frickin' Ten Pin	13-19	.406	14,985	+1
7	Churn and Burn	13-19	.406	13,651	-1
8	Doll's Balls	12.5-19.5	.391	13,433	n/a
9	T.B.D.	11-21	.344	13,013	n/a
10	King Pins	10-22	.313	12,921	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 660 Bill Krejci - 594 Pat Searcy - 590 John Coleman - 570 Seth Gunderson - 566	Angela Bradford - 503 Freda Schroeder - 430 Andee Weinfurt - 412 Deena Slinkard - 363 Tracy Rychlewski - 358
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 704 Carl Goetz - 696 Bill Krejci - 666 Dave Hickerson - 658 Seth Gunderson - 640	Angela Bradford - 618 Andee Weinfurt - 575 Ann Koerten - 557 Sarah Buchanan - 536 Tracy Rychlewski - 533
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 242 Bill Krejci - 221 Pat Searcy - 216 John Coleman - 213 John Boren - 213 (t) Daniel Bolton - 199 Duncan Ferber - 199 (t)	Angela Bradford - 191 Freda Schroeder - 161 Ann Koerten - 156 Tracy Rychlewski - 145 Andee Weinfurt - 140
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 275 Carl Goetz - 254 Bill Krejci - 245 Scott Murdock - 238 Dave Hickerson - 232	Angela Bradford - 229 Ann Koerten - 228 Tracy Rychlewski - 203 Andee Weinfurt - 194 Freda Schroeder - 192
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Daniel Bolton - 94 Carl Goetz - 57 Bill Krejci - 51 Scott Murdock - 50 Dave Hickerson - 44	Ann Koerten - 47 Angela Bradford - 39 Tracy Rychlewski - 18 Sarah Buchanan - 13 Andee Weinfurt - 8