The fourteenth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (169) and series (464) for the women, while Rich DeYoung earned this week's high game (247) and series (659) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bowl Movement. While headlined by Ryan Doll with his above-average 531 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. On the other side, David Codding oversaw Bowl Movement with his 601 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Bowl Movement remains in 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts accepted a challenge by Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Though featuring Travis Kleiner with his 375 series, Guttersluts got swept by Yoohoo. As for the opposition, Thomas Lin dominated Yoohoo with his above-average 582 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Yoohoo moves 1 spot to 4th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Bora Bora couldn't stop inappropriately groping I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. In spite of top-billing by John Richardson with his 494 series, Bora Bora accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. In the midst of this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Rich DeYoung mastered the Belt with his staggering 659 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bora Bora remains in 3rd place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama alternated between bowling and dry humping Tatonka. Topped by Andy Metzler with his 503 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Across the ball return, Andy McLeod took the lead in Tatonka with his above-average 507 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Tatonka remains in 8th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Andy McLeod (200), David Codding (223), Dennis Laube (203), Jason Carpio (203), Ken M. Wilson (211), Pat Searcy (221), Rich DeYoung (247,220), Scott Murdock (204), and Thomas Lin (206)
New personal high games were set tonight by Scott Murdock (204, previous best 202) and Rich DeYoung (247, previous best 236). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Rich DeYoung (659, previous best 585).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson triumphed over his enemies in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Andy Metzler came closest). Scott Murdock got the better of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Tracy Rychlewski came closest). Finally, Ryan Doll (Division 4) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; David Codding runs the show in Division 2; John Richardson dominates Division 3; and Ryan Doll tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bora Bora will face 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 76). Bora Bora is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Yo Mama is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 8th-place Tatonka (hcp 163) will test their mettle against 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Tatonka might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Belt ought to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Guttersluts (hcp 300) will roll against 2nd-place Bowl Movement. Guttersluts will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Split Happens (hcp 102) will challenge 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Split Happens are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Yoohoo; while Yoohoo is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 39-17 | .696 | 36,139 | n/a |
| 2 | Bowl Movement | 36-20 | .643 | 38,988 | n/a |
| 3 | Bora Bora | 29-27 | .518 | 32,412 | n/a |
| 4 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 29-27 | .518 | 31,776 | +1 |
| 5 | Split Happens | 27.5-28.5 | .491 | 29,568 | -1 |
| 6 | Yo Mama | 23-33 | .411 | 28,866 | +1 |
| 7 | Guttersluts | 22.5-33.5 | .402 | 23,333 | -1 |
| 8 | Tatonka | 18-38 | .321 | 27,839 | n/a |
