The fifteenth week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (181) and series (472) for the women. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 644. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bora Bora sparred with Yo Mama. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his above-average 528 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Bora Bora collected 3 wins against Yo Mama. Conversely, Jason Caton oversaw Yo Mama with his 422 despite his team notching only a single win. Bora Bora remains in 3rd place, while Yo Mama sinks 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Tatonka kept grabbing the balls of I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. While headlined by Andy McLeod with his above-average 474 series, Tatonka got swept by the Belt. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung called the shots for the Belt with his dramatic 629 as they swept the competition. Tatonka remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 25 & 26: Guttersluts alternated splits with Bowl Movement. With the strength of Travis Kleiner with his powerful 469 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Bowl Movement. In the meantime, Carl Goetz showed off in Bowl Movement with his above-average 644 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowl Movement remains in 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens had a delightful time with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Although topped by James Long with his 547 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. Meanwhile, Tim Segraves reigned supreme in Yoohoo with his 534 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 5th place, while Yoohoo remains in 4th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214,235), James Long (217), Rich DeYoung (219,226), Scott Murdock (228), and Tim Segraves (246)


New
personal high games were set tonight by
Scott Murdock (228, previous best 204),
Andrea Wilson (169, previous best 168), and
Amanda Cox Jeter (158, previous best 155). In addition, a new
personal best series was rolled by Amanda Cox Jeter (446, previous best 387).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz routed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Will Jeter trounced Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Tracy Rychlewski came closest). Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) vanquished this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Andrea Wilson (Division 4) vanquished this week's Interdivisional bracket.
Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!
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NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 740) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. The Belt is expected to tank their averages considerably as they get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bora Bora will test their mettle against 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Bora Bora might see their averages fall off a cliff, but split the series with Yoohoo; while Yoohoo ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Split Happens (hcp 447) will challenge 6th-place Guttersluts. Split Happens will likely see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages as they get swept; while Guttersluts will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Yo Mama will chuck some balls with 8th-place Tatonka. Yo Mama is predicted to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Amanda Cox Jeter
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Carl Goetz
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I can draw Mohammed beter than I can draw a decent poker hand tonight."
Nick Allegri, on his rapid loss of $3.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (65,13, 15, 18, 42, .300, 0, 8)
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