 The eleventh week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (257) and series (696) for the men.  Read on for all the rest of the details!
The eleventh week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (257) and series (696) for the men.  Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up,  on lanes 21 & 22: Sweeter Than Yoohoo shared a platter of cheese sticks with Tatonka.  Although blessed by Tim Segraves with his above-average 581 series, Yoohoo accomplished only 1 win against Tatonka. Across the ball return, Andy McLeod  guided Tatonka with his fantastic 541 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Will Jeter) as his team took the series with   3 wins. Sweeter Than Yoohoo remains in 5th place, while Tatonka remains in 7th. 
 On lanes 23 & 24: Yo Mama celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Guttersluts.  Even though highlighted by the skills of Andy Metzler with his below-average 468 series, Yo Mama accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Aaron Hoyt  reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his above-average 404 as his team took the series with   3 wins. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Yo Mama celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Guttersluts.  Even though highlighted by the skills of Andy Metzler with his below-average 468 series, Yo Mama accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Aaron Hoyt  reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his above-average 404 as his team took the series with   3 wins. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th. 
On lanes 25 & 26: Bowl Movement deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Bora Bora.  Showcasing David Codding with his above-average 617 series, Bowl Movement collected  3 wins against Bora Bora. In the meantime, Freda Schroeder  shined in Bora Bora with her above-average 477 despite her team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Bora Bora moves 1 spot to  3rd. 
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! waged a heated competition against Split Happens.  Headlined by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head  Pat Searcy and his astonishing 696 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. On the adjacent lane, Ryan Doll  laid down the law in Split Happens with his 495 despite his team getting swept. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to  4th. 
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Andy  McLeod (211), Carl  Goetz (245), David  Codding (226), Jason  Carpio (246), Pat  Searcy (213,226,257), Ryan  Doll (204), Seth  Gunderson (220,211), Steve  Kiernan (213),  and Tim  Segraves (243)

 A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Andy McLeod (541, previous best 537).
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Andy McLeod (541, previous best 537). The 257 rolled by Pat Searcy is the new 8th-best game in league history!
The 696 rolled by Pat Searcy is the new 6th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Seth Gunderson staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Will Jeter swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Lee came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy and Ken M. Wilson hold the reins in Division 1 in a tie; David Codding and Dennis Laube govern Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson reigns over Division 3; and Ryan Doll runs the show in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will tussle with 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 60). Bowl Movement is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bora Bora will match wits with 4th-place Split Happens (hcp 66). Bora Bora might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will socialize with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 116). Yoohoo will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Yo Mama will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Tatonka will roll against 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 94). Tatonka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change | 
| 1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 30-14 | .682 | 28,275 | n/a | 
| 2 | Bowl Movement | 28-16 | .636 | 30,769 | n/a | 
| 3 | Bora Bora | 23-21 | .523 | 25,608 | +1 | 
| 4 | Split Happens | 23-21 | .523 | 23,117 | -1 | 
| 5 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 21-23 | .477 | 27,094 | n/a | 
| 6 | Yo Mama | 19-25 | .432 | 22,847 | n/a | 
| 7 | Tatonka | 17-27 | .386 | 22,124 | n/a | 
| 8 | Guttersluts | 15-29 | .341 | 18,163 | n/a | 




