A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. With top billing by Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll took the lead in Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement entered a showdown to the death with Tatonka. Led by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Meanwhile, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod laid down the law in Tatonka with his marvelous 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! alternated between bowling and dry humping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Regardless of the star power of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his astounding 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. In the meantime, Thomas Lin commanded Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts faced off against Bora Bora. Headlined by Aaron Hoyt with his spectacular 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. Concurrently, Dennis Laube dominated Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson topped Division 1, while Dennis Laube triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. John Richardson decimated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson calls the shots for Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube top Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Ryan Doll dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will roll against 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will meet with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will test their mettle against 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Aaron Hoyt
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Andy McLeod
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
Seth Gunderson, no further explanation needed.
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