The tweltfh week of Fall 2005 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (210) and series (524) for the women. As for the men, Seth Gunderson snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Andy Metzler with a 600. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Same Belt, New Notch took turns kicking the ball return with The Big LeBowlskies. Blessed by Seth Gunderson with his spectacular 552 series, the Belt collected 3 wins against The Big LeBowlskies. In the midst of this, Janelle (Laube) Lamar laid down the law in The Big LeBowlskies with her above-average 457 despite her team notching only a single win. Same Belt, New Notch remains in 3rd place, while The Big LeBowlskies sink 1 spot to 5th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Harry Potter and the Magic Balls shared a few beers with Bora Bora!. In spite of the prowess of Andy Metzler with his breathtaking 600 series, Harry Potter accomplished only 1 win against Bora Bora!. On the other side, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head John Richardson guided Bora Bora! with his dramatic 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Harry Potter and the Magic Balls remains in 7th place, while Bora Bora! remains in 2nd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Munson'd accepted a challenge by Three Men and a Babe. With Munson'd forfeiting, all Three Men and a Babe needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, David Codding reigned supreme in Three Men and a Babe with his 572 as they swept the competition. Munson'd remains in 8th place, while Three Men and a Babe remains in 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka traded lane malfunctions with Derka, Derka. Though featuring Andy McLeod with his 349 series, Tatonka got swept by Derka, Derka. As for the opposition, Most Valuable Bowler Thomas Lin commanded Derka, Derka with his fantastic 584 as they swept the competition. Tatonka remains in 1st place, while Derka, Derka moves 1 spot to 4th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (222), David Codding (204,201), Freda Schroeder (210), Seth Gunderson (230), and Thomas Lin (202,202)
A new
personal high game was set tonight by Seth Gunderson (230, previous best 218). In addition, a new
personal best series was rolled by Andy Metzler (600, previous best 543).
Adding to the excitement, the 524 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high series among women.
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Thomas Lin eradicated Division 1, while Freda Schroeder staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Phil Schroeder creamed Division 3, and John Richardson vanquished Division 4.
In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson holds the reins in Division 1; Seth Gunderson and Scott Murdock lead Division 2 in a tie; Phil Schroeder governs Division 3; and John Richardson reigns over Division 4.
NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Tatonka (hcp 34) will chill with 7th-place Harry Potter and the Magic Balls. Tatonka is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Harry Potter is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place The Big LeBowlskies (hcp 22) will face 6th-place Three Men and a Babe. The Big LeBowlskies might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Three Men and a Babe ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bora Bora! (hcp 48) will match wits with 4th-place Derka, Derka. Bora Bora! will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Derka, Derka will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Munson'd (hcp 140) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Same Belt, New Notch. Munson'd is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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John Richardson
Runner Up:
Andy Metzler
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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John Richardson
Runner Up:
Andy Metzler
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Brad Zollars, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Tatonka |
31-17 |
.646 |
18,229 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Bora Bora! |
30-18 |
.625 |
19,492 |
n/a |
| 3 |
Same Belt, New Notch |
28-20 |
.583 |
23,836 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Derka, Derka |
27.5-20.5 |
.573 |
21,428 |
+1 |
| 5 |
The Big LeBowlskies |
26-22 |
.542 |
21,976 |
-1 |
| 6 |
Three Men and a Babe |
25-23 |
.521 |
22,992 |
n/a |
| 7 |
Harry Potter and the Magic Balls |
18-30 |
.375 |
19,359 |
n/a |
| 8 |
Munson'd |
6.5-41.5 |
.135 |
12,988 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (61,12, 12, 6.5, 41.5, .135, 0, 8)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
On lanes 23 & 24: The Big LeBowlskies had a rendezvous with Three Men and a Babe. In spite of the prowess of Dennis Laube with his above-average 559 series, The Big LeBowlskies accomplished only 1 win against Three Men and a Babe. On the other side, Ken M. Wilson oversaw Three Men and a Babe with his 562 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Big LeBowlskies drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Three Men and a Babe moves 1 spot to 5th. 
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