The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! had a rendezvous with Bowl Movement. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. In the midst of this, David Codding oversaw Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! close out in 1st place, while Bowl Movement cross the finish line in 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora did battle with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Demonstrating the prowess of Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. On the adjacent lane, Thomas Lin mastered Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora end the season in 3rd place, while Yoohoo come out in 4th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Guttersluts. Despite being led by James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Dana Babler drew the spotlight in Guttersluts with her dramatic 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens end in 5th place, while Guttersluts end up with 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama alternated between bowling and dry humping Tatonka. With top billing by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his remarkable 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. Simultaneously, Will Jeter dominated Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama complete in 7th place, while Tatonka wind up in 8th.
Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2),
with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Just how big is your staff, Phil? You're getting a little cocky."
Will Jeter, to Phil Schroeder, who was boasting about a recent promotion.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (65,13, 16, 18, 46, .281, 0, 8)
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