The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowl Movement. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. Simultaneously, David Codding commanded Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! finish in 1st place, while Bowl Movement go home with 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora had a rendezvous with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Showcasing Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. On the other side, Thomas Lin dominated Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora close out in 3rd place, while Yoohoo wind up in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens matched wits with Guttersluts. Though reinforced by James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. While that was going down, Dana Babler oversaw Guttersluts with her dramatic 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens end in 5th place, while Guttersluts end up with 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama alternated splits with Tatonka. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his astonishing 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. On the adjacent lane, Will Jeter drew the spotlight in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama complete in 7th place, while Tatonka come out in 8th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I was sure from the first frame that I'd lick Mandy tonight." Carl Goetz, who we hope was refering to the Tournament of Champions.