The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! tussled with Bowl Movement. Featuring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. In the midst of this, David Codding called the shots for Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! finish in 1st place, while Bowl Movement wind up in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora matched wits with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Topped by Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. Across the ball return, Thomas Lin commanded Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora end the season in 3rd place, while Yoohoo cross the finish line in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens shared a platter of cheese sticks with Guttersluts. Although blessed by James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. Countering this, Dana Babler ruled Guttersluts with her commanding 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens complete in 5th place, while Guttersluts come out in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama entered a showdown to the death with Tatonka. Demonstrating the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his breathtaking 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. While that was going down, Will Jeter took the lead in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama close out in 7th place, while Tatonka go home with 8th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." Freda Schroeder, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.