The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! kept stealing sips of beer from Bowl Movement. Led by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. Meanwhile, David Codding showed off in Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! end in 1st place, while Bowl Movement wind up in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora took turns kicking the ball return with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. While that was going down, Thomas Lin drew the spotlight in Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora close out in 3rd place, while Yoohoo go home with 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens spent some quality time with Guttersluts. In spite of top-billing by James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. Across the ball return, Dana Babler took the lead in Guttersluts with her fantastic 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens complete in 5th place, while Guttersluts come out in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama alternated between bowling and dry humping Tatonka. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his thrilling 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. As for the opposition, Will Jeter commanded Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama end the season in 7th place, while Tatonka end up with 8th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." David Codding, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.