The tweltfh week of Spring 2006 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (507) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement faced off against I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Though reinforced by Steve Kiernan with his 569 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. While that was going down, Pat Searcy shined in the Belt with his 585 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Notwithstanding the leadership of #1 Head-to-Head Freda Schroeder and her above-average 507 series, Bora Bora accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked Ryan Doll dominated Split Happens with his exceptional 570 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bora Bora plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Sweeter Than Yoohoo hung out with Yo Mama. Starring Tim Segraves with his above-average 566 series, Yoohoo celebrated a clean sweep over Yo Mama. In the midst of this, Andy Metzler oversaw Yo Mama with his below-average 465 despite his team getting swept. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka sparred with Guttersluts. Despite being led by Will Jeter with his below-average 426 series, Tatonka got swept by Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Travis Kleiner mastered Guttersluts with his above-average 397 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Ariel Waldman) as they swept the competition. Tatonka drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 7th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (200), David Codding (212), Jason Carpio (213), Pat Searcy (224), Ryan Doll (234), Stefan Miller (205), Steve Kiernan (202), and Tim Segraves (211)

Adding to the excitement, the 507 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high series among women.
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while David Codding rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Lee came closest). Finally, Steve Kiernan (Division 1) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 3) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson dominates Division 1; David Codding reigns over Division 2; John Richardson calls the shots for Division 3; and Ryan Doll leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 8th-place Tatonka (hcp 88) will compete against 5th-place Bora Bora. Tatonka is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bora Bora is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will face 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 148). The Belt might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Yo Mama ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Split Happens will hang out with 7th-place Guttersluts (hcp 115). Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 83) will meet with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. Yoohoo is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 33-15 | .688 | 30,880 | n/a |
2 | Bowl Movement | 29-19 | .604 | 33,391 | n/a |
3 | Split Happens | 26-22 | .542 | 25,251 | +1 |
4 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 25-23 | .521 | 29,583 | +1 |
5 | Bora Bora | 24-24 | .500 | 27,884 | -2 |
6 | Yo Mama | 19-29 | .396 | 24,738 | n/a |
7 | Guttersluts | 19-29 | .396 | 19,881 | +1 |
8 | Tatonka | 17-31 | .354 | 24,009 | -1 |