A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama tussled with Split Happens. Demonstrating the prowess of Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Simultaneously, Ryan Doll guided Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement matched wits with Tatonka. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. On the adjacent lane, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod called the shots for Tatonka with his exceptional 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! shared a platter of cheese sticks with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Although topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his astounding 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. On the other half of the score sheet, Thomas Lin laid down the law in Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts traded lane malfunctions with Bora Bora. Highlighting the skills of Aaron Hoyt with his amazing 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. In the meantime, Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson conquered Division 1, while Dennis Laube triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. John Richardson vanquished Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) dominated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson calls the shots for Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson governs Division 3; and Ryan Doll runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will compete against 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will roll against 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will match wits with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will chuck some balls with 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Andy McLeod Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Aaron Hoyt	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Andy McLeod
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it." Andy McLeod, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.