A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Split Happens. Featuring Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. While that was going down, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement entered a showdown to the death with Tatonka. Blessed by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Conversely, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod oversaw Tatonka with his fantastic 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! alternated between bowling and dry humping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Notwithstanding the leadership of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his stunning 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. In the meantime, Thomas Lin dominated Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts shared a few beers with Bora Bora. Starring Aaron Hoyt with his splendid 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. Simultaneously, Dennis Laube guided Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.
Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson cleaned up Division 1, while Dennis Laube conquered Division 2. John Richardson routed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Ryan Doll governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will spend some quality time with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will chuck some balls with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will compete against 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Aaron Hoyt
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Andy McLeod
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I had Wilson's cheese stick halfway in my mouth before I realized what I was doing."
John Richardson, accidentally eating from Ken's plate. Suuuuuurrrrrrrre.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (68,13, 10, 12, 28, .300, 0, 8)
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