The fifth week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (541) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (247) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Frickin' Ten Pin sparred with Guttersluts. Demonstrating the prowess of Carl Goetz with his above-average 584 series, Ten Pin celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. Conversely, Bill Krejci guided Guttersluts with his above-average 581 despite his team getting swept. Frickin' Ten Pin leaps 4 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Guttersluts plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX had a delightful time with T.B.D.. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his 519 series, X9XX split the series with T.B.D.. On the adjacent lane, Steve Kiernan reigned supreme in T.B.D. with his below-average 541 as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while T.B.D. remains in 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Churn and Burn traded lane malfunctions with Doll's Balls. Featuring Jason Carpio with his above-average 524 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Doll's Balls. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll showed off in Doll's Balls with his below-average 462 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Doll's Balls plunge 2 spots to 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Those 4 Bowlers spent some quality time with Oily Balls. Notwithstanding the leadership of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 530 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. In the meantime, Pat Searcy commanded Oily Balls with his above-average 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers plummet 3 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Unstoppabowl took turns kicking the ball return with King Pins. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 648 series, assisted by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning, Unstoppabowl celebrated a clean sweep over King Pins. Countering this, John Coleman laid down the law in King Pins with his fantastic 606 despite his team getting swept. Unstoppabowl leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Carl Goetz (200,223), Cory Chorpenning (247,200,201), Dennis Laube (215), Duncan Ferber (216), Jason Carpio (211), John Coleman (233), Ken M. Wilson (209), Kendall Kukowski (201), Pat Searcy (204,221), and Seth Gunderson (208)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy conquered Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Deena Slinkard claimed victory in Division 3, and Kendall Kukowski vanquished Division 4. Finally, Bill Krejci (Division 2) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Cory Chorpenning leads Division 1; Bill Krejci reigns over Division 2; Deena Slinkard runs the show in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Unstoppabowl will hang out with 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 24). Unstoppabowl is expected to perform well and win the series; while Churn and Burn is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 45) will roll against 5th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. 4 Bowlers might perform well and win the series; while Ten Pin ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Guttersluts will chill with 6th-place T.B.D. (hcp 46). Guttersluts will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while T.B.D. will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 4th-place X9XX will tussle with 10th-place King Pins (hcp 81). X9XX might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while King Pins ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will battle 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 89). Oily Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Doll's Balls are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: John Coleman	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Freda Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I slipped in David's puddle." Shaun Crockett, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Unstoppabowl	15.5-4.5	.775	9,047	+2
2	Oily Balls	15-5	.750	10,062	n/a
3	Guttersluts	12.5-7.5	.625	8,929	-2
4	X9XX	11-9	.550	9,623	n/a
5	Frickin' Ten Pin	9-11	.450	9,159	+4
6	T.B.D.	9-11	.450	8,085	n/a
7	Churn and Burn	8.5-11.5	.425	8,545	+1
8	Those 4 Bowlers	8-12	.400	8,501	-3
9	Doll's Balls	7.5-12.5	.375	8,192	-2
10	King Pins	4-16	.200	7,895	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (90,15, 5, 4, 16, .200, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 648 John Coleman - 606 Pat Searcy - 603 Carl Goetz - 584 Bill Krejci - 581	Freda Schroeder - 541 Angela Bradford - 480 Andee Weinfurt - 432 Deena Slinkard - 415 Tracy Rychlewski - 401
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 716 John Coleman - 687 Cory Chorpenning - 667 Bill Krejci - 653 Pat Searcy - 641	Freda Schroeder - 651 Andee Weinfurt - 602 Angela Bradford - 602 (t) Deena Slinkard - 592 Tracy Rychlewski - 590
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 247 John Coleman - 233 Bill Krejci - 223 Carl Goetz - 223 (t) Pat Searcy - 221 Duncan Ferber - 216	Freda Schroeder - 188 Angela Bradford - 173 Deena Slinkard - 156 Andee Weinfurt - 150 Tracy Rychlewski - 149
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 263 John Coleman - 260 Cory Chorpenning - 253 Bill Krejci - 247 Dennis Laube - 243	Freda Schroeder - 224 Deena Slinkard - 215 Angela Bradford - 213 Tracy Rychlewski - 212 Andee Weinfurt - 206
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Kendall Kukowski - 79 John Coleman - 67 Cory Chorpenning - 55 Bill Krejci - 53 Dennis Laube - 50	Freda Schroeder - 34 Deena Slinkard - 30 Tracy Rychlewski - 28 Angela Bradford - 24 Andee Weinfurt - 21