The sixth week of Spring 2009 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (192) and series (508) for the women. As for the men, Cory Chorpenning snagged this week's high game with a 227, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 582. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You waged a heated competition against WWJB. Blessed by Bob Brunker with his 516 series, Schlitz collected 3 wins against WWJB. Concurrently, AJ Taylor dominated WWJB with his above-average 412 despite his team notching only a single win. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You remains in 1st place, while WWJB remains in 10th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Chicks With Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping XXX. Led by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Andrea Caudillo and her splendid 484 series, the Chicks celebrated a clean sweep over XXX. On the other half of the score sheet, Rich DeYoung mastered XXX with his above-average 500 despite his team getting swept. Chicks With Balls leap 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while XXX sinks 1 spot to 9th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Rule 6B matched wits with Sh!t, Another Season. Demonstrating the prowess of Brett Schroeder with his above-average 448 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against Another Season. In the midst of this, Cory Chorpenning drew the spotlight in Another Season with his below-average 556 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Another Season sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich spent some quality time with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Regardless of the star power of Jason Carpio with his below-average 477 series, Turkey Sandwich accomplished only 1 win against Wonder Friends. Across the ball return, Ryan Housknecht called the shots for Wonder Friends with his above-average 416 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Turkey Sandwich drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Wonder Friends move 1 spot to 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads chucked gutter balls with Chico's Bail Bonds. Reinforced by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 508 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against Chico's. Simultaneously, David Codding showed off in Chico's with his 582 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Chico's plunge 2 spots to 4th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (227,202) and David Codding (213)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Bob Brunker came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Andrea Caudillo topped Division 3, and Ben Wetteborn shut down Division 4. Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 1) triumphed over his enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) triumphed over his enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Phil Schroeder dominates Division 2; Andrea Caudillo is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Deena Slinkard runs the show in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 24). Turkey Sandwich is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Chicks are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Rule 6B will hang out with 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 68). Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while Wonder Friends ought to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place No Pinheads will roll against 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 29). No Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Schlitz will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 9th-place XXX (hcp 157) will challenge 4th-place Chico's Bail Bonds. XXX might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Sh!t, Another Season will chill with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 190). Another Season is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 18-6 | .750 | 10,776 | n/a |
2 | No Pinheads | 15-9 | .625 | 11,637 | +1 |
3 | Rule 6B | 15-9 | .625 | 10,306 | +1 |
4 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 14-10 | .583 | 12,295 | -2 |
5 | Chicks With Balls | 13-11 | .542 | 9,054 | +2 |
6 | Sh!t, Another Season | 11-13 | .458 | 12,348 | -1 |
7 | Turkey Sandwich | 10-14 | .417 | 9,398 | -1 |
8 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 10-14 | .417 | 8,300 | +1 |
9 | XXX | 7-17 | .292 | 8,616 | -1 |
10 | WWJB | 7-17 | .292 | 8,449 | n/a |