The seventh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (189) and series (465) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (257) and series (733) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chicks With Balls spent a romantic evening with Split Happens. Highlighting the skills of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 465 series, the Chicks split the series with Split Happens. In the midst of this, James Long took the lead in Split Happens with his 476 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with BOWLSH!T. Led by Jason Carpio with his 534 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against BOWLSH!T. Simultaneously, Kelly Sands commanded BOWLSH!T with his 402 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs alternated between bowling and dry humping WWJB. With the strength of Scott Murdock with his above-average 539 series, BILFs celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. In the meantime, Dave Winger showed off in WWJB with his below-average 384 despite his team getting swept. BILFs leap 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while WWJB plunges 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Rollin' J's chucked gutter balls with No Pinheads. Though featuring David Parre with his 507 series, Rollin' J's accomplished only 1 win against No Pinheads. Across the ball return, Pat Searcy oversaw No Pinheads with his 586 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Rollin' J's remains in 7th place, while No Pinheads move 1 spot to 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sweep The Leg, Johnny accepted a challenge by Quick Release. Reinforced by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Ken M. Wilson and his dazzling 733 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over Quick Release. Concurrently, Ryan Doll mastered Quick Release with his 566 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Quick Release sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (215), David Parre (209), John Boren (237,200,215), Ken M. Wilson (238,257,238), Pat Searcy (223,204), Ryan Doll (202), and Scott Murdock (213)

Adding to the excitement, the 733 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high series for men.
The 733 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 2nd-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson ruled Division 1, while Scott Murdock staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Kelly Sands routed Division 3, and Amanda Duncan creamed Division 4. Finally, James Long (Division 1) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy dominates Division 1; Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 2; AJ Hofmann is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place No Pinheads will socialize with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 116). No Pinheads are expected to perform well and win the series; while BOWLSH!T is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Quick Release will chill with 4th-place BILFs (hcp 91). Quick Release might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while BILFs ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Chicks With Balls will face 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 17). The Chicks will likely roll decently and win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will meet with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 172). Sweep The Leg might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Ebowla will compete against 6th-place WWJB (hcp 21). Ebowla is predicted to perform well and win the series; while WWJB is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
|
|||||
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
|
Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 27-1 | .964 | 15,464 | n/a |
2 | No Pinheads | 19-9 | .679 | 13,873 | +1 |
3 | Quick Release | 18-10 | .643 | 13,689 | -1 |
4 | BILFs | 15-13 | .536 | 11,274 | +1 |
5 | Ebowla | 14-14 | .500 | 10,360 | +1 |
6 | WWJB | 12-16 | .429 | 10,860 | -2 |
7 | Rollin' J's | 12-16 | .429 | 9,423 | n/a |
8 | BOWLSH!T | 10-18 | .357 | 10,559 | n/a |
9 | Chicks With Balls | 9-19 | .321 | 10,045 | n/a |
10 | Split Happens | 4-24 | .143 | 9,207 | n/a |