We are now halfway through the Fall 2009 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Andee Weinfurt picked up this week's high game (171) and series (423) for the women. As for the men, David Codding and Ryan Doll both tied for this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 654. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads spent a romantic evening with BOWLSH!T. With top billing by Corey Weinfurt with his 519 series, No Pinheads split the series with BOWLSH!T. In the midst of this, Kelly Sands showed off in BOWLSH!T with his marvelous 488 as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads remains in 2nd place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Quick Release took turns kicking the ball return with BILFs. Led by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his powerful 654 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against BILFs. Conversely, Derrick Grimpo reigned supreme in BILFs with his wondrous 454 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release remains in 3rd place, while BILFs remain in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Chicks With Balls tussled with Rollin' J's. In spite of the prowess of Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 406 series, the Chicks managed only 1.5 wins against Rollin' J's. On the adjacent lane, David Parre took the lead in Rollin' J's with his above-average 554 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Rollin' J's remain in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Sweep The Leg, Johnny entered a showdown to the death with Split Happens. Featuring David Codding with his above-average 651 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. While that was going down, Ryan Simonet called the shots for Split Happens with his 434 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla couldn't stop inappropriately groping WWJB. Though reinforced by Zach Frank with his awe-inspiring 456 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. As for the opposition, Most Valuable Bowler Eric Summers commanded WWJB with his staggering 437 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while WWJB moves 1 spot to 5th.
Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: David Codding (227,244), David Parre (213), Ken M. Wilson (231,210), and Ryan Doll (244,225)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Eric Summers (437, previous best 410). 
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Phil Schroeder routed Division 2. Zach Frank rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Duncan came closest). Finally, Andee Weinfurt (Division 3) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; Aubrey Moren calls the shots for Division 2; AJ Hofmann leads Division 3; and Amanda Duncan dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Quick Release will challenge 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 160). Quick Release is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Rollin' J's are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will test their mettle against 5th-place WWJB (hcp 184). Sweep The Leg might perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 12) will tussle with 10th-place Split Happens. BOWLSH!T will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place BILFs (hcp 6) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Ebowla. BILFs might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place No Pinheads will socialize with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 147). No Pinheads are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while the Chicks are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 31-1 | .969 | 17,764 | n/a |
| 2 | No Pinheads | 21-11 | .656 | 15,791 | n/a |
| 3 | Quick Release | 21-11 | .656 | 15,708 | n/a |
| 4 | BILFs | 16-16 | .500 | 12,971 | n/a |
| 5 | WWJB | 15-17 | .469 | 12,501 | +1 |
| 6 | Ebowla | 15-17 | .469 | 11,882 | -1 |
| 7 | Rollin' J's | 14.5-17.5 | .453 | 10,927 | n/a |
| 8 | BOWLSH!T | 12-20 | .375 | 12,157 | n/a |
| 9 | Chicks With Balls | 10.5-21.5 | .328 | 11,483 | n/a |
| 10 | Split Happens | 4-28 | .125 | 10,772 | n/a |




