The fourteenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (242) and series (590) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (230) and series (618) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz spent a romantic evening with Empire Strikes Back. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford and her spectacular 590 series, the Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Empire. Meanwhile, Ken M. Wilson took the lead in the Empire with his 554 despite his team getting swept. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Empire sinks 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 27 & 28: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers sparred with Lil' Devils. In spite of top-billing by Mitch Kempker with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 475 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by Lil' Devils. On the adjacent lane, Andrea Caudillo called the shots for Lil' Devils with her above-average 432 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while Lil' Devils remain in 4th.
On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bowlumpkin. While headlined by Bill Riley with his awe-inspiring 401 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. On the other half of the score sheet, Jason Carpio ruled Bowlumpkin with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowlumpkin moves 1 spot to 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: 3 Pin Moon kept grabbing the balls of No Pinheads. Starring Ryan Doll with his above-average 618 series, 3 Pin Moon collected 3 wins against the Pinheads. In the midst of this, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder reigned supreme in the Pinheads with his commanding 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Pinheads remain in 7th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (242), Carl Goetz (204), Jason Carpio (223), Mitch Kempker (209), and Ryan Doll (230,213)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube spanked Division 1, while Adam Messner rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar crushed Division 3, and Bill Riley shut down Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson holds the reins in Division 1; Chris Lewis calls the shots for Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar runs the show in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 141) will match wits with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. The Attack is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place No Pinheads will challenge 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 100). The Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 29&30, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 172) will roll against 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Urban Achievers will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Empire will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 31&32, 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will socialize with 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 95). The Schlitz is predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Lil' Devils; while Lil' Devils are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Angela Bradford
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
Ken Wilson, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Jason Carpio
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (149,21, 14, 19, 37, .339, 0, 8)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
