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Posted by ScooterJ March 3, 2020 Spring 2020, Week 7 View Score Sheets

So far this season, Scootylicious was the first team to take possession of First Place, and maintained its care for three weeks. Then last week they sold it to Pin Is King 3. But the King's coffers were empty and this week they defaulted on the loan, prompting the Bank of KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 to call in the loan and repossess the title.

Four teams climbed in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (178) and series (476) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (269) and series (654) for the men. (Next week is the midseason position round, so no NEW subs and no post-bowling!)

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: In a rather lopsided matchup, an AJ-less AJ's Fault faced off against the minions of Satan making up F. C. K. D.. Although charging into the fray behind AJ Hofmann with his pre-bowled 477 series, and Jeremy Varnell's numerous attempts to trick Duncan Ferber into pulling his finger, AJ's Fault accomplished only 1 win against The FCKD. On the flipside, Carl Goetz with his better-than-normal 654 series motivated The FCKD as his team took the match with 3 wins. AJ's Fault remains in 7th place while The FCKD moves up 1 spot to 5th, the highest they've been since week 2.

On lanes 3 & 4: Big Bowl Movements found themselves in the unfortunate position of being sacrificed to KLEAN BAWLZ!!1. In spite of top-billing by Conor Clarke with his 525 series, Movements accomplished only 1 win against BAWLZ. Over on the other side, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Aaron Barber and his better-than-normal 641 series showed off for BAWLZ as his team took the match with 3 wins. Big Bowl Movements drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while BAWLZ moves up 1 spot to their natural habitat: first place.

On lanes 5 & 6: A half-prebowled Whiles We Were Bowling... spent some VERY quality time with Pin Is King 3. With extra motivation generated by Bob Brunker with his 534 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Sandbagger Angela Bradford, Whiles Bowling collected a clean sweep over Kings. As this was happening, Dennis Walling with his better-than-normal 574 series commanded Kings despite his team getting swept. Whiles We Were Bowling... climbs 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Kings plunge 3 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Low Expectations couldn't stop undressing the members of Scootylicious with their eyes. Don't try to deny it, they saw you. And they liked it. Anyway... in spite of the leadership of Stu Marthers with his above-average 534 series, Expectations accomplished only 1 win against 'Licious. In the meantime, Jeremy Cline with his 564 series laid down the law for 'Licious as his team took the match with 3 wins. Low Expectations remains in 8th place, while 'Licious moves back up 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers pretty enough to get past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Aaron Barber (215,237), Bob Brunker (204), Carl Goetz (269), Dennis Walling (207), Jeremy Cline (205), Jonathan Vigliaturo (206), Ken M. Wilson (225), Matthew Taylor (211), and Scott Murdock (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Aaron Barber triumphed over his enemies in Division 1, while Bob Brunker clobbered Division 2. Angela Bradford shut down Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Jeremy Varnell came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots Division 1; Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 2; Angela Bradford tops Division 3; and Jake Holterman holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK IS THE MID-SEASON POSITION ROUND:

  • First, on lanes 1&2, 1st-place KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 will hang out with 2nd-place Scootylicious (hcp 94). BAWLZ is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while 'Licious are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Whiles We Were Bowling... (hcp 91) will face 4th-place Pin Is King 3. Whiles Bowling might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Kings ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 5&6, 5th-place F. C. K. D. will challenge 6th-place Big Bowl Movements (hcp 126). The FCKD will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Movements will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 7&8, 7th-place AJ's Fault will chill with 8th-place Low Expectations. AJ's Fault is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Expectations are anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Angela Bradford
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aaron Barber
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Aaron Barber
Runner Up:
Dennis Walling

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"If AJ dies in an avalanche before we start bowling, do his pre-bowled scores still count? I don't think he should get attendance streak credit for tonight if he's dead."

James Tott, showing concern for his teammate's well-being on his snowboarding trip.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 KLEAN BAWLZ!!1 18-10 .643 14,795 +1
2 Scootylicious 17-11 .607 12,347 +1
3 Whiles We Were Bowling... 16-12 .571 12,844 +1
4 Pin Is King 3 15-13 .536 15,267 -3
5 F. C. K. D. 13-15 .464 14,531 +1
6 Big Bowl Movements 13-15 .464 11,564 -1
7 AJ's Fault 11-17 .393 11,726 n/a
8 Low Expectations 9-19 .321 11,423 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 7
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 654
Aaron Barber - 641
Ken Wilson - 601
Dennis Walling - 574
Jeremy Cline - 564
Angela Bradford - 476
Freda Schroeder - 432
JoAnne Barber - 388
Carolina Mach - 344
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aaron Barber - 669
Carl Goetz - 654
Ken Wilson - 627
Dennis Walling - 622
Stu Marthers - 610
Angela Bradford - 610
Freda Schroeder - 592
JoAnne Barber - 575
Carolina Mach - 540
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 269
Aaron Barber - 237
Ken Wilson - 225
Matthew Taylor - 211
Dennis Walling - 207
Angela Bradford - 178
JoAnne Barber - 168
Freda Schroeder - 164
Carolina Mach - 129
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 269
Aaron Barber - 246
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 238
Scott Murdock - 237
Ken Wilson - 233
JoAnne Barber - 230
Angela Bradford - 222
Freda Schroeder - 217
Carolina Mach - 194
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 65
Aaron Barber - 49
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 47
Scott Murdock - 46
Michael Whiles - 39
JoAnne Barber - 46
Angela Bradford - 34
Freda Schroeder - 31
Carolina Mach - 11


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