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Week 11 Final RoboHeadline

Posted by BowlingBot October 30, 2018 Fall 2018, Week 11 View Score Sheets

Week 11 RoboHeader(Note: Until Gucci Lane post-bowls later this week, this will mostly remain a robo-writeup.) But we can say this much: While the results aren't official until post-bowling scores are in, we can confirm that the defending back-to-back champions Serious(ly not in first) Bowlers, anchored by Aaron Barber, have tightened their grasp on third place after a dramatic week of bowling. Meanwhile Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (162) and series (427) for the women, while Michael Gordon earned this week's high game (242) and series (595) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: Bowl Movements cowered in sheer terror upon discovering they were rolling against BDE. Even though highlighted by the skills of Conor Clarke with his 435 series, BMs accomplished only 1 win against BDE. On the other lane, Jeremy Cline with his better-than-normal 569 series dominated BDE as his team took the match with 3 wins. Bowl Movements remains in 10th place, while BDE remains in 5th.

On lanes 5 & 6: Red Strikes Matter celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Open Frames R Us. Reinforced by Scott Murdock with his 476 series, Red Strikes collected 3 wins against Open Frames. Concurrently, James Tott with his better-than-normal 472 series drew the spotlight of Open Frames despite his team notching only a single win. Red Strikes Matter returns to their natural habitat (1st place), while Open Frames remain in 6th.

When bowling against Serious Bowlers, use only Phillip Max 3000 earplugs. They are the only brand rated to 200 Sethibels.

On lanes 7 & 8: We Don't Give a Split traded lane malfunctions with Serious Bowlers. Led by Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren and his above-average 568 series, Split Not Given split the series with Serious Bs. Countering this, Aaron Barber with his 569 series called the shots for Serious Bs as they matched their opponent in wins. We Don't Give a Split remains in 4th place, while Serious Bs remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 9 & 10: In a battle of good against evil, the demonic 8 Balls had a rendezvous with the rascally Teeby Dee. Notwithstanding the leadership of Michael Gordon with his above-average 595 series, 8-Balls got swept by TBD. Among the other players in the match, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Curtis Whiles and his marvelous 541 series showed off for TBD as they swept the competition. 8 Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while TBD remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 11 & 12: We might have found a pairing of virtually equal strengths, but Gucci Lane was never able to get a post-bowl scheduled int heir match against Bowling For Beers. With Gucci forfeiting, all Beers needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Jeremy Varnell with his better-than-normal 475 series emboldened Beers as they swept the competition. Gucci Lane remains in 9th place, while Beers remain in 7th.

Bowlers who needed Trump to issue an executive order granting them entry into The 200 Club include: Aaron Barber (211), Dennis Walling (211), Jeremy Cline (226,203), Matthew Taylor (207), and Michael Gordon (242)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Jeremy Varnell (199, previous best 198).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Jeremy Cline decimated Division 1, while Aubrey Moren trounced Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chadwick Andrews came closest), and Luke Melton whipped Division 4. Finally, Chuck Kissee (Division 4) triumphed over his enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Jeremy Cline holds the reins in Division 1; Phil Schroeder and Aubrey Moren govern Division 2 in a tie; Chadwick Andrews runs the show in Division 3; and Chuck Kissee calls the shots Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 3&4, 2nd-place 8 Balls will socialize with 3rd-place Serious Bowlers (hcp 22). 8-Balls are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Serious Bs are forecast to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 5&6, 10th-place Bowl Movements will chuck some balls with 9th-place Gucci Lane (hcp 390). BMs might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Gucci ought to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 7&8, 5th-place BDE will battle 8th-place Bowling For Beers (hcp 471). BDE will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Beers will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 9&10, 6th-place Open Frames R Us (hcp 57) will challenge 4th-place We Don't Give a Split. Open Frames might roll a little low and get swept; while Split Not Given ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 11&12, 1st-place Red Strikes Matter will test their mettle against 7th-place Teeby Dee (hcp 54). Red Strikes are predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while TBD is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!"

Emmy Hanlon, to Conor Clarke, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Red Strikes Matter 29-15 .659 20,408 +1
2 8 Balls 28-16 .636 23,344 -1
3 Serious Bowlers 26-18 .591 22,464 n/a
4 We Don't Give a Split 26-18 .591 20,348 n/a
5 BDE 24-20 .545 19,389 n/a
6 Open Frames R Us 22-22 .500 17,787 n/a
7 Bowling For Beers 21-23 .477 17,197 n/a
8 Teeby Dee 20-24 .455 17,984 n/a
9 Gucci Lane 15-29 .341 17,446 n/a
10 Bowl Movements 9-35 .205 15,915 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Michael Gordon - 595
Aubrey Moren - 569
Aaron Barber - 569 (t)
Jeremy Cline - 569 (t)
Curtis Whiles - 541
Matthew Taylor - 541 (t)
Seth Gunderson - 523
Dennis Walling - 518
Monica Hufford - 427
JoAnne Gordon - 408
Freda Schroeder - 368
Alison Radke - 345
Emmy Hanlon - 319
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Curtis Whiles - 687
Aubrey Moren - 667
Michael Gordon - 657
Jeremy Cline - 655
Chuck Kissee - 633
Emmy Hanlon - 595
JoAnne Gordon - 583
Monica Hufford - 530
Alison Radke - 527
Emily Nicolet - 508
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Michael Gordon - 242
Jeremy Cline - 226
Aaron Barber - 211
Dennis Walling - 211 (t)
Matthew Taylor - 207
Jeremy Varnell - 199
Monica Hufford - 162
JoAnne Gordon - 159
Emmy Hanlon - 147
Freda Schroeder - 144
Alison Radke - 120
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Michael Gordon - 262
Chuck Kissee - 257
Jeremy Cline - 254
Jeremy Varnell - 247
Curtis Whiles - 231
James Tott - 231 (t)
Josh Rothermel - 231 (t)
Emmy Hanlon - 239
JoAnne Gordon - 217
Monica Hufford - 196
Freda Schroeder - 185
Emily Nicolet - 180
Alison Radke - 180 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Chuck Kissee - 74
Michael Gordon - 68
Jeremy Cline - 62
Jeremy Varnell - 60
Josh Rothermel - 46
Emmy Hanlon - 62
JoAnne Gordon - 32
Monica Hufford - 5


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