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Don’t Tread On Mead

Posted by ScooterJ September 20, 2016 Fall 2016, Week 5 View Score Sheets

Tonight was supposed to see our league finally as full as it's going to get this season, but like several other bowlers our new guy was infected with pestilence. However, Michael Mead showed up and inoculated us with a shot of kick-ass bowling that rocketed him to the top of the individual standings.

Way down on the ball-eating lanes 7 & 8: half of Split It & Hit It spent a romantic evening with Vote JV HoF Minus JV 2016. Led by Dennis Blake and his 547 series, and despite a division-winning effort by Michael Smith, Split It & Hit It managed only 1 win against Vote JV HoF 2016. Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson led JV to 3 wins with his 595 series, Vote JV HoF 2016 secured 3 wins. Split It & Hit It remains in 6th place, while Vote JV HoF 2016 remains in 1st.

On lanes 9 & 10: O'Dell Lawn Service faced off against half of Stephen Hawking's Fight Club. Clearly it was the better half of that team, because Michael Mead led the league (as well as Fight Club to 3 wins) with a 626 series that included a new personal-best 268 game. On the losing side, Aaron Barber and his 554 series, led O'Dell Lawn Service to a solo win. O'Dell Lawn Service drops 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Stephen Hawking's Fight Club remains in 4th.

On lanes 11 & 12: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! sat down for crumpets and tea with Ray & Stevie. Led by Aubrey Moren and her his 550 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured a clean sweep over Ray & Stevie. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! climbs 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Ray & Stevie remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 13 & 14, a disease-ridden Terra Bowl sparred with W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E!. Led by Jake Parrott and his 436 series, Terra Bowl managed only 1 win against W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E!. Landon Cline led the alphabet with his 534 series, W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! secured 3 wins. Terra Bowl remains in 7th place, while W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! remains in 2nd.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Carl Goetz won Division 1 to establish an early first place lead. Division 2 faltered, but Seth Gunderson and Dennis Blake at least got a point on the board. Russel Bingham made it furthest in Division 3 but AJ Hofmann continues holding the lead there, and Michael Smith crushed Division 4 to slide into 2nd place just behind Sean Simmons.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (225), Aubrey Moren (207), Carl Goetz (203), Dennis Blake (201,217), John Boren (204), Michael Mead (209,268), and Seth Gunderson (224,223)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sean Simmons
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Michael Mead
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Michael Mead
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Girlfriend, I got a better rack and better average than any y'all bitches! " *snap*

Aubrey Moren, after being "incorrectly" identified by AMF as the best female bowler in the league.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Vote JV HoF 2016 18-2 .900 10,808 n/a
2 W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! 14-6 .700 9,636 n/a
3 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 13-7 .650 10,217 +2
4 Stephen Hawking's Fight Club 12-8 .600 10,374 n/a
5 O'Dell Lawn Service 12-8 .600 9,547 -2
6 Split It & Hit It 6-14 .300 8,380 n/a
7 Terra Bowl 5-15 .250 7,386 n/a
8 Ray & Stevie 0-20 .000 1,440 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Michael Mead - 626
Seth Gunderson - 595
Carl Goetz - 577
John Boren - 565
Aaron Barber - 554
Freda Schroeder - 456
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Michael Mead - 676
Seth Gunderson - 650
Michael Smith - 627
Sean Simmons - 604
Dennis Blake - 599
Freda Schroeder - 568
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Michael Mead - 268
Aaron Barber - 225
Seth Gunderson - 224
Dennis Blake - 217
Aubrey Moren - 207
Freda Schroeder - 162
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Michael Mead - 284
Michael Smith - 248
Seth Gunderson - 242
Jake Parrott - 237
Dennis Blake - 234
Freda Schroeder - 199
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Michael Mead - 89
Michael Smith - 65
Jake Parrott - 50
Seth Gunderson - 47
Dennis Blake - 39
Freda Schroeder - 9


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